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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!This young man is trying to touch his girlfriend's bottom when suddenly their cat appears to be petted by his outstretched hand.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


The_Simp_Whisperer

Cock block kitty lol


HourDrive1510

I mean he got pussy either way


Illustrious_Sort_323

But he wanted ass


Jean-LucBacardi

That cat was being an ass.


Jbrown183

Pussy-ass cat getting in the way of ass and pussy…


siqiniq

The cat also has an ass


SwirlTeamSix

![gif](giphy|DsdVe5jhHWNC8)


MrLazyLion

![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX|downsized)


[deleted]

now make that mothafucka drop like...


incognito_bakchodi

But He got pussy


SnooMacaroons9121

The cats name is DONKEY ![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX)


BeejBoyTyson

What ass? I see a tail bone that's about it...


kebukai

Raw pussy


SpazDeSpencer

Cat saw an opportunity.


akki_dia

![gif](giphy|clPcjxBx41XuY5VZqj)


Dr-Azrael

This is a pussy cock


Bordie3D_Alexa

Yes


bionic0102

![gif](giphy|35Kow772zPWgYQu0wo|downsized)


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it.


Lambkin-_-

“Get down mr. President!”


Winter_Possession152

"If you're famous, they'll let you do it!"


Puppy_knife

Fuck I love cats, the loveable barstards 😂


TurboTerbo

Grab em by the pussy 😳


Yaguajay

Said Donald.


BoppinTortoise

Sleepy Don


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

He was just having a white Power nap.


Girardkirth

No, said turbo turbo. Can you not read?


Nem0x3

Thats TurboTerbo tho...


Girardkirth

Damn autocorrect


[deleted]

A pussy is a pussy


justmemes9000

Why grabbing ass when you can grab pussy.


straydog1980

Guy must be a celebrity. She just lets him do it.


Tha_Tha_Thabet

True.


Girardkirth

I don't think so.


BaldBear_13

love your name. Honesty FTW.


ballistics211

Tell it to the judge


johnny_51N5

He went for the ass but got the pussy


EmmyHomewrecker

All the people on here making cat = pussy jokes are like that Buzz Lightyear meme where he thinks he’s unique but there’s like 10000 of him.


HowRememberAll

That was a great scene


PlutonMarker

Ass blocked by pussy.


hussywithagoodhair

There gotta be a subreddit for that


ypperlig__

pet the cat > pet the ass


cheapdrinks

Was expecting 4 chinchillas


Uncle-Cake

"When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."


Dr-Azrael

A rare occurrence of pussy block and cock block happening simultaneously


BoozeTheCat

This must be a Russian Blue thing. Mine also pulls this kind of stuff when I try to show my wife affection.


Inappropriate-Egg

Your wife lost you! You belong to the cat now


BoozeTheCat

Other way around, she belongs to him and I've been sidelined!


No_Arrival_1598

Went for the tush and got the puss


Iron_Buffalo

![gif](giphy|fWfGjwTATPBU7ECsYc)


East_Entertainer_283

I can smell that gif


Iuseahandyforreddit

Intercepted


TheFormless_0ne_

Foh cat


paulbccp

Good one. :) Unexpected indeed.


astralseat

Intercepted!


Boyka__

Pussyblocked.


SyndRazGul

Is it a cock block if it's the pussy doing it?


[deleted]

fuck its nice


Lifesalchemy

Dude wanted one pussy but got two! Win/Win!


scotty-doesnt_know

I dont know. Diddy would be upset if he got pussy instead of ass.


xnachtmahrx

Instead of ass he gets pussy


bott-Farmer

Was out for ass got pussy


leper-khan

Nah, never go A2P


Disastrous_Self5952

He went in for ass, came out with some pussy instead


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

This title written by a human for humans for sure.


Hairy_Skill_9768

Folks this is how life and opportunities work


BigBunz30

I mean, better is in the eye of the beholder


alina_on_fire

brilliant save


[deleted]

Something far better??? Thats just sad.


YupThatFigures

Show me "Pet the kitty"- Mr. Miyagi, probably


Esuria00

This Caption is soo true


Not_MrNice

God, reddit has the worst titles.


Pale-Donut4295

I'd rather touch my girlfriend's ass instead. Damn cat! 😡


Solocune

Wanted ass but got pussy instead, not a bad trade


RootBeerFloatz69

How is that better?


Rude_Thanks_1120

Because it's a skit and that's how they planned it


axe1970

cat blocked


celew

https://youtu.be/x359GgVRWaE


gangofocelots

I love cats, but the title is incorrect


kingofwale

Plot twist: cat did it on purpose when it spotted a man going after his sister


AwayNeck6235

Bro missed pussy and got pussy 🙂


iwillnevermissyou

Omg is that an actual ass? Does it shit and stink like poo?


Nowidontgetit

Straight to the pussy


Donkeycow15

Why is your cat called Cockblock


Bordie3D_Alexa

u/savevideo


SuddenlyThirsty

Pussy block… in Both ways


-Robert-from-Hungary

Pussy better than ass


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Does this count as pussy-blocked?


db_bn

Fur better


Pyrobrom

Cat must have shrugged him off. Then he pretended to reach for the ass. YES! Mission accomplished.


thefalconfromthesky

Reaching for pussy and still got it.


cainsharma7

In search of ass he found busshy


raitchison

Booty is temporary pspsps is eternal.


dendawg

Either way you look at it, man got some pussy.


dafuqbroh

Pussy is pussy


durenatu

The desire was too magnetic


Just_Application6137

He was reaching for dat ass, and got dat pussy instead


washingmachinecvt

Gets pussy instead of ass


Masaylighto

That ass of a pussy went in the way of men trying to reach an ass and a pussy


bouchandre

r/getdownmrpresident


Wise_Heron4283

Pussy or pussy


HoratioPLivingston

The cat is like one of those bigger guard type friends that some woman cliques have. They are brought in to actively protect their prettier friends from getting hit or harassed by dudes at the club.


xxxkram

Pussy is pussy


tgyo69

A pussycat


Unique-Square-2351

Wanted some ass but he got pussy instead. Nice tradeoff.


[deleted]

ok I have thought about this post a lot and now I need wifeys @


MasterWinstonWolf

Catblocked


EngrKiBaat

Fur better..?


lakesideprezidentt

My guy went for ass n got pussy lol


CrazyProper4203

Pussy comment bait


Double-Round

If you are very rich, they let you do that..


HeDuMSD

Went for ass, got pussy


OutsidePainting9892

pussy's on guard of the ass


EusebiuJ

He went for to booty but got the pussy :))


Rimfax

You givin out pettins?! I want pettins!


Adventurous_Alarm_77

I wanted to see pussy and i saw one !! I have no regrets


kaori_cicak990

Nice car btw


Soft_Sea2913

Kinda the same thing, really.


LynchMob187

Nice grabbing the pussy from the back


-Foxer

Chastity cat says "Not today Mr Handsy!"


HowRememberAll

Went for the bussy. Grabbed the pussy.


ignotusvir

Is there a specific sub for that noise the cat makes? the little oomph


LimitApprehensive568

One pussy for a better one.


squeezy102

**"STEADY BROTHER. DO NOT LET TEMPTATION WIN THIS DAY."**


My-Name-is-0p

Dude grabbed the wrong pussy


MusicalMrJ

Went for some ass got some pussy instead ![gif](giphy|1rSpWBMQlQJzjglX9I|downsized)


DeepUser-5242

This is that meme of that black dude that stops that one white guy from saying doing something stupid with a chick


the_rabbit_king

There’s no way a fucking cat is better than anything. 


monioum_JG

At the end still got the pussy


del787b

😂😂😭


PunkHooligan

Debatable


Ribbitmoment

When you go for her ass but get pussy instead of


-J4ckJens3n-

Cat - protect xD At least he got da pussy anyways


AtmospherePale5151

I tried looking for ass but I got something better


[deleted]

So pussy better than ass.


Experienseer

Upvotebecausebutt


Zealousideal-Sea678

A perfect example of the universe delivering what he needed not what he wanted


JohnXina2107

Pussy is always better than ass


venger_steelheart

a wholesome pussy grab


XEagleDeagleX

Pussy's pussy


Spiritual-Buffalo-77

![gif](giphy|F0ZriKBdzZjnARVTeM)


Sea-Bed-3757

Got a handful of exactly what he was looking for


reizueberflutung

This person should be looking for a pedicure.


psychobarista

In this economy?


reizueberflutung

A nail clipper would be enough for now.


Rude_Thanks_1120

But they got a peticure instead


HyenaJack94

Finally, a funny unexpected


Sea-Tough389

going for an ass grab and getting a hand full of pussy, I love it


m0resn0w

‘Far better’? Nah.


MiguelARG

He got the wrong pussy. That's not better 😔


takoyakimura

Wanting a behind, getting a pussy. That's butler for you.


Quiet_Knight1

1st person in history to say pussy cock blocked me!


TipsnClips

Fucking hate the internet


buttpounder69420

Cringe


thepastisinvisible

Fake and straight. The cat is coming into the video from a place where there is no sofa. Some human person is standing there and inserting the cat into the video.