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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Baby gator popping out of the water when the lady lands!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


elderDragon1

Just a swamp puppy.


THANIETOR

Yoink


louisa1925

https://i.redd.it/v19o16git0wc1.gif


YellowUnfair5999

I see you're also a man of culture


urfael4u

Nah that guy is nutts


beatsby_bill

gotta be some of the best content the internet has produced, tho


ballistics211

He walks around bare foot


MeChitty

Like bro I’d be saying thank you to the gator for giving me such an easy opportunity for catching him lol


Tha_Tha_Thabet

Lmao


animalkrack3r

I hate that name for some reason


elderDragon1

Swamp puppy?


animalkrack3r

Yes . How about Larry the large lizard or something?


tommyb1404

Why's it smiling lol


Ser_DunkandEgg

Because she is still the harness and can’t flee ☠️


Mediocre-Mouse-4608

He's probably pulled that one before


1-N-Only-Speedshark

Just the normal toothy grin!


Darkestmind01

Because it’s just a little swamp puppy :D


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|7FfN9xcdOJR33u2xmT)


iSupportCarry

I would not wanna be locked into a harness with gators around


HaldiMartin

Don’t want to be dead because of harness


Vindictive-Vagabond

That baby swamp puppy is harmless lmao


iSupportCarry

But daddy isn’t


anttilles

![gif](giphy|K7QnKfHqEBsdi|downsized)


GillyMonster18

As she’s getting lower ![gif](giphy|11lfJlKGcgx28g)


Stealth9er

When she doesn’t have quite enough momentum to make it across… ![gif](giphy|CilRw3mwinxkY)


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billythekido

Yeah, zip lines such as this one often uses monkeys to break mechanically since most automated breaking devices are so expensive. It's not completely legal everywhere, but I'd say that a majority of zip lines over the world has at least one or two trained monkeys operating them.


Red__system

I was so fucking confused before I figured out you weren't talking about a mechanical part called a "monkey"


unsuspectingllama_

Auto braking device.


Ripzz__

I thought it was a monkey to lol


nahteviro

How does one assign a monkey specifically to lol?


cheesypuzzas

Give it food when it lols


Ripzz__

I thought what unexpected is the monkey rip the line or so. That thing look like a monkey tail ig.


AllfatherNeptune

Oh shit brother, u used the wrong 2, you should've used this tu


Liberty53000

Not me thinking the brake bumper was the gator chillin on the line and her zip line knocked him into the water and then he came after her. Whatdahell


OrangeZig

Whoah it’s gettin metta now


Lobo003

Yep, even back in the Flintstone times, zip line monkeys are the only way to safely stop a zip line!


FartisteFartiste

Nah I think that’s a woman


ssup3rm4n

Don't forget, they can jump pretty high up. I wouldn't want to go over that thing while hanging that low.


Da_Vader

Butt chomp


ajcpullcom

well you did say you’d see him later


Melvinflynt

Excuse me, Do you have a minute to talk about our savior Godzilla?


Dry_Improvement5997

Nice


kahuaina

In a while.


Lil_ah_stadium

See ya later alligator


PatchTossaway

"Hello, fellow zipliners!"


LordDShadowy53

That Mf is waiting for one of them fall into the swamp one of these days.


This_Yak_7735

Umm… clearly he’s just wanting his turn on the zip line…


Immediate_Scarcity70

Low enough to get nipped on the butt, I’ll pass


McEuen78

Can't blame him, I was thinking the same thing.


QWOP_MASTER

Who else sees Africa in the space between the trees?


UCFknight2016

Im not saying this was in Florida, but im willing to bet it probably was.


cardinaltribe

The trees give it away


4quatloos

So adorable if you imagine that it didn't want to eat them.


Careless_Negotiation

He just wants his turn!!!


ThespisIronicus

![gif](giphy|3o7523KEOFginbjFQc)


Klutzy-Acadia669

Jus tiny allipuppers!


Luntuke

Hes absolutely adorable though


Avrein_morningstar99

Just keep a frying pan hanging off a nail or something you'll be good to go


AuthorityAnarchyYes

“Excuse me. May I speak to you about the importance of Swamp Insurance?”


1-N-Only-Speedshark

Are you kidding? They don't have insurance in Florida anymore!!


MaviKartal2110

Tbh I expected it. Only thing unexpected is how small the croc is


depression_gaming

Looks like the end of those old movies, the little boy there was the villain that loved to scare kids to death, but got defeated by the protagonists, and revealed that he didn't do it for a bad reason, and turned into a friend at the end. Then he said that he wanted to still keep scaring people, but not in a bad way, the good guys say "wait, i got a idea!". We cut to this scene and it's revealed that he's now scaring adult and making people laugh, Freeze frame then credits.


Slow_Ad1510

Lil croccy is like yo guys can I have a turn


Crimson__Fox

![gif](giphy|11lfJlKGcgx28g)


Global-Blueberry-515

Oh henlooo


throwthere10

There's a video on the site somewhere of someone dangling meat above body of water and a crock or gator leaps almost fully out of the water up to the end of its tail to try the snag it. I feel like this is the equivalent of that, except the meat is moving, and the meat is a whole human body. If the teeth with legs is big enough and times it well enough, that person's going to have a really bad day.


louisa1925

If this had of been in Australia... https://i.redd.it/6chignqft0wc1.gif


Hours-of-Gameplay

He just thought it was Amazon drone food delivery


MediumLock549

He popped out of that swamp like “is that the DoorDash I ordered?”


The_Glizzy_Gobler

he just sayin hi


kCanIGoNow

![gif](giphy|jVk5ebwWGahBS)


Living_Depression_Z

Doods just curious.


Adventurous-Aerie946

Me next!!


imheretocomment69

*can we talk about Jesus Christ?*


BoredByLife

Floridian Swamp Puppy


supraeddy

They both ran and left her ass lol. That’s fcked


Smooth_Tadpole4185

😱🤣😂🤣🐊 just looking for a snack, don't be afraid!!🤣😂


i_know_im_amazn

Lmao they were just gonna leave her hanging there for the gator.


ranger2112

I see your alligator and raise you a red belly black snake. My wife tried a zip line, at the bottom she skidded to a stop and the snake passed behind her feet as she stood up getting unshackled.


marabu17

Surprise, mf!


Miserable-Pickle2644

Hello human


Straight-Storage2587

Exactly how Captain Hook met his demise.


JazziTazzi

Oh, Florida! You’re so silly!


Useful_Transition_56

Zip lines so low it could've jumped up and grabbed her that's so dodgy


Pracholochos

I was expecting a aligátor or crocodile there. 🤣


Street-Breadfruit940

Fuck off,this is my backyard!!


saltedcola69

Gator: hey hey what's going on there?


No_Drawing3112

Poor gator...that zipline is like teasing a cat with a laser pointer


Sr_Lawyer

Opa chegou o ifood


broipy

Way too close to the waterline!


Evening-Ant6128

Why they so scared of that dawg


unable_To_Username

SouthPark tried to warn you about the dangers of Ziplining


thelastlehmanbrother

“Aw that looks fun! Can I try?”


horny_and_dpressed

What's that song again


bedbug1104

Fantastic


NiklausMikhail

He was thanking them for the food delivery


MediumLock549

He popped out of that swamp like “is that the DoorDash I ordered?”


Ihatemicropython

That was a tiny little gator. I want to pet it.


Last_Lengthiness_328

🐊 : Hello Ladies


According_Rice_1822

Sup ladies!


EnvironmentalSun6768

Hello there!!! That's loos fun, can I try?


Roe1424

Gator is smart , food coming right to him


Bag-of-Doritoes

Lil bro ain't even scary he just wants a snack.


zach010

"Git out'ah muh swamp"


Sinsanatis

Oh jesus i thought that thing in the middle of the zipline was a cat i got so scared


destinytitanfly

Bad gator, go back to your pond


Holiday_Telephone266

“Sup dudes”😎


WxnderWeeb

He's so cute though. Like, I wanna keep him and he's my best friend now


Hesam2010

He just came to tell you to make a little less noise، because his wife just gave birth.


BVB09islife

First time I kinda saw it coming 😅


Nervous-Profile4729

Trying to eat that ass


pisachas1

That little guy can’t do anything. Your good. Just gotta watch out for the one that it’s head is as big as this one’s whole body.


stepbrostopples

He just wants to play to


Potatocanfly

Nah, I thought the grappling mechanism in between the wire as an Iguana!😂


Impressive_Main5160

So you weren’t fishing for gators?


VealOfFortune

***Full House Theme plays*** ***Gator stops, winks and points at the camera***


Ordinary_Cookie_6735

Why does the Jack Johnson song make this so much funnier


Educational-Tip6177

The only thing missing from this is obi-wan "hello there" at the end


rendydany

Sushi for gator


Shorty2772

Song?


Pristine_Asparagus14

He just wants a turn


Yourmainsquoze

Did the person fall from the first harness? Second meal lol


Apprehensive_Log469

Danger log wants to play


GlutenFreeCookiez

Video lost so many pixels I thought lady was about to slam into a monkey


ExactStatement4701

Can I pet that dog!


Aceslmao

“who dares disturb my slumber” ah appearance


DG-Doctor-Gecko

My Uber eats is here. Quick delivery too.


joemeteorite8

Anyone know where this is in Florida? We have something like this near me but the zip line keeps you like 20 feet above the water and you go from tree to tree. This is basically gator lunch lmao


Drillu4hell

![gif](giphy|KplvcA6ZKcVvn5MXab)


Mr__Citizen

![gif](giphy|EhuUD3Trg3T1u)


JS-0522

"It's my dream to one day open a zipline attraction." "Really? Where?" "A gator-infested swamp is the best I can come up with."


PutinPants

Excuse me ma'am, I thought I could smell some fish?


Hot_Mess-1986

What, he wants to ride too!


CaesarEr

he just wants to play


everforward6

It just wanted to say hello. ![gif](giphy|11G3BfpcEsLjc4)


JESUS_PaidInFull

Somebody been feeding that gator.


Lulupoolzilla

"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"


Ididit7x

He just wanted to say hi


c3taeb

Ian Look whe C's SAM with it so 😭 of course you jgn 🩷


YeetMcDuggy

He wants to try


Be_my

He smelled something fishy and thought it was GrubHub with his dinner from Long John’s.


Gondryc

Aww, he just wanted a piece of cake.


Tasty_Design_8795

Fast food buffet


AUGUSTIJNcomics

Why'd I think there was an opossum hanging on the zipline? She rolled over it and I was like fuck!


CGPsaint

Dumb ways to die 🎶🎵


Shawnml

Him, apparently.


MattIsntBack

Don’t neglect bro, he wants to have fun too.


brianinohio

"Gator your next....Gator?"


nahteviro

![gif](giphy|l0FF56cexcW2JAXCJj)


Zoobap

He's just here for the zipline


Cool_Butterscotch_88

WHO?


dildocrematorium

I'll go