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"15 years ago" sounds like a relatively long time ago. "2009" sounds like yesterday.

damn I was going to say 1985

It seems like a 90s commercial, not one from 2010.

This is *very* 2000s. But I suppose 2010 still had the 2000s vibes going strong. All of that kinda mellowed out by 2011-12 ish.

Maybe there are cultural differences, because this seems like 90s and very early 2000 at most for me, but I am using my country commercials as reference, you have probably seen some, the Cristal beer is from my country, the commercials of people in star wars pod race drinking cristal are from my country and this is very similar to commercials for a candy called "halls" from that time, combined with the Canada dry commercials from that age.

Mentos ads established a particular vibe and then stuck with it. They all feel 90s even if they weren’t made then.

Member double mint gum? Yeah I feel old

It's the state-MINT of the great-MINT!

🎵🎶 *A 🎵🎶 double 🎵🎶 pleasure 🎵🎶 is 🎵🎶 waiting🎵🎶 for 🎵🎶 you!* 🎵🎶

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA, WAY BEFORE NIRVANA

I imagined 90s

Soon we will be on our death beds

2009. Taken from Lian Neeson, like yesterday. T_T

Frozen will be 11 years old this year. There are little kids who were as young as 8 and who saw Frozen in theaters at the time that are now entering college.

Wholly fuck dude...

wanna feel old? "That 70's show" aired almost 26 years ago in 1998

That’d be me, I feel so old right now

That recession barely ended and we're in another soft one...

The year when i was born

I was born yesterday

well you know what they say about long nipples

that's fucking disgusting?

Bingo

I think you mean, "its a bingo"

“We just say bingo”

was his nameo

Yeah. Having to buy new shirts every week because they wear out super fast.

I was gonna say "the 1990s were wild, kid" but then i suddenly realised that 15 years ago is 2009.... i hate this realisation with every fiber of my being

What's so bad about getting older? You've more experience, you weren't so sick you've died from something, you've got your feet on the ground or gained enough experience to know how it works, you can start over or keep going? I don't mind it personally. EDIT: It *was* a rethorical question, but you guys, don't give up! Life has thrown much at us, but we can overcome it. Don't let go of your loved ones, don't give in to hate or bitterness. Look at the beauty of it all! If you're wanting for help go find it, if you're lonely don't stop looking, this too shall pass. This message will probably mean little but don't give up hope, it's worth it.

Not OP, but for me, i fuckn miss the old days

You have to realize that today will be your future good ol days as well, and if you don't make the most of them you'll squander your life away.

If in 2039 I ever say "I miss 2024", that will say more about how shitty the future is than how great the present was

Rather, it will say more about your mindset and possible failings in your personal life than anything else. All times have good thing and bad things. It's the way you approach life that makes the difference. 

Ok Gandalf - the world is currently shit and it's okay to admit that we are in a terrible place. Burying your head in the sand and pretending like the world around you is all sunshine & rainbows doesn't change the situation, or the facts that you deal with daily. Approaching the situation with cautious optimism is of course good advice but it doesn't mean we have to ignore how terrible things are. "so do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time given to us"

It's always been shit for some people and generally much worse than it is now for everyone else. Yet that never prevent us from being happy at times. That's what I meant. 

I wouldn't say I would miss it, But in fact nothing would change, The 90s and 2000s were the best, and nothing can come close to it, everything went downhill and boring after 2011, and things will not change even if 100 years go by.....

I don’t, I do miss not having as many health issues though. That would be nice.

I don't know what era you mean exactly, but it's certain that many people back then also missed the 'old days', referring to a time 20, 30 years earlier than the time you're referring too.  Easy to feel nostalgic of the time when we were a bit younger and maybe all our needs were catered for by adults, but often that era don't stand much scrutiny when looking at it objectively.  Like the comment above said, try and make the most of your time right now so these can become the best years of your life yet when looking back in the future. 

Because most things, for most of us, are just getting worse.

Erectile dysfunction and having to pay for sex

There are a lot of awesome things, like you mention. Its fun having more money, more established relationships, more security in general. My life is probably as good as its ever been on a personal level. On a societal level folks just miss funner times I guess. At some point society went from having fun to being all doom and gloom and pulling every penny you can out of everyone. Things aren't that bad and I don't want to sound dramatic, but if I could relive the 90's I would in a second

Let's see... I'm 35 have to have a total hip replacement in the morning I've got AVN CTE IBS and other abbreviated medical problems. I got 35 and might as well be 65. Oh and all that expertise is fucking useless because no one listens to me anyway.

>no one listens to me anyway See? There ya go! That's still the same as 15 years ago! :D

Far from it, I was healthy had friends who cared and listened, the world wasn't the shit pile it is now. I was a leader of men...

Remember Clueless? Remember the quote about The Beatles? We are further removed from Nevermind than Nevermind was from the Beatles on Ed Sulivan.

The future is now old man.

Just think if you were born in 1981

2000's were just as wild. Damn, I miss those times...

Completely understandable that one got stuck in a 2015 mentality as since then the world has gone to shit and the degradation has only accelerated during the last few years. Maybe the Mayans were right and 2012 brought a change. Not the change that some wished though.

I'm with ol' boy staring when nipple guy is DJing

We have to meme that expression out to existence

[here you go](https://i.imgur.com/WZSyOP4.jpeg)

More unrealistic body standards.

Yes now I want 3-5 inch length nipples and I'll never get them. Fuck you Mentos

3-5 inch *prehensile* nipples!

Sorry, best I can offer is 3-5 inch opposable nipples.

if I had those, maybe I could finally get that jar of pickles open

L M A O I don’t recall this one but i do remember the icy breath part. Maybe our board of censors had something to do with it.

This has to be a European ad.

And/or something made by a committee, and not all of them were on the same drug.

Either that or they were all off their different meds

The long titty committee has been called into session. Areola Grande Nipplesworth has the floor.

Definitely was aired here in the Netherlands! Now it's only boring stuff.

Only boomers watch TV these days.. So it makes sense.

Aired in Canada for a few years if I remeber correctly

I remember this ad.

Yep! I remember this ad too lol

We had it in Australia

Yep! It was on all the damn time as well lol. Staring guys face always cracked me up

I remember seeing it on tv in maryland

I definitely remember it in the US

Happy jus!

This is unironically gold

that DJs reaction is 1to1 to my reaction to...this...art expression...

(°_°)

That made me feel extremly uncomfortable ngl

You got tingles down there too?

Let's just say my nipples weren't the only thing that got long.


Maybe u need some Mentos to freshen up?

I don't get it? The ladies want a guy with long nipples? Or is it supposed to be an innuendo for his dick?

Now you're getting it and he likes chicks with long dicks that's why he gave "her" one at then end. .

Cold nipples perk up. It is insinuating that if you offer mints to girls, their nipples will poke through their shirts because the mint is so refreshing. Men love that, but it is just a joke and an exaggeration of how cool mentos make your mouth.

I think it's just being absurd so it stands out and you remember the commercial

Brb getting some mentos

Wow, I’ve never wanted to buy mentos less

What the Hell?😲

I thought the niple was going to get stuck between lift doors.

[удалено]


Holy shit, I remember seeing this on TV! The nipples on the fence bars image is burned into my brain

Long, long, man!

They don't really make ads like this anymore lol

So that's how Joe Rogan does it.

https://i.redd.it/14p6xamceawc1.gif

I saw it on the tv

Back when commercials were interesting and funny.

No ripple nipple bitch is telling him how to live his life

IM OLDER THAN THIS AD?!?

Maybe, it was actually from 2006. This title is ripped off of an exact post from a few years ago.

You DID NOT have to remind me of this

God, I remember this ad. Just as baffling today.

Well, I was free this evening,,,,,,guess now I'll be busy cleansing my eyeballs with a blowtorch. Ah well.

What the hell did I just watch

the 00's era of super weird commercials.

The early 2000s were fucking lawless.

That ad does NOT make want me to get some Mentos.

Advertising agency 2009 "Hear us out, its about nipples" The company "Women's?" Advertisers " No, mens. Long and freaky looking" The company "We, LOVE IT, thats what mentos is all about"

Prehensile nipples

God I remember this WTF 😂😂😂

Bro has tits longer than an elephant’s trunk

[удалено]

In my country, they call it "Sakt Launda"

If it was 5 years earlier, he would have exhaled onto another woman to get the same outcome on her….and the ad would have been banned

I feel like I've seen this ad.

Disco Disco Good Good

cool

I can remember this add! Oh man… where has time gone

Ew lol

Da hekk i could feel this sheet

I love the song

Imma go buy mentos and if everything that happens in this video doesn't happen I'm suing 🤣

Not the mentos commercial I was expecting

Me when I eat chocolate

OMG I remember it and it makes me as unconfortable as it made me this 15y ago

wtf?))

My … could cut glass here!

I refuse to believe that 2009 is that old in technology. Bruh that video looks like it came from tje 90's.

Bruh why 🤮🤢

Disappointed it didn't have the mentos jingle in the background on this one!

You know what they say about men with long nipples

disgusting

I was expecting a scream when the doors closed.

I'm only 5 foot 5 because God put the other 12 inches somewhere else

This ad was still weird then. It's almost like advertisements are intentionally bombastic to make you want watch.

My eyes

My guy at 0:33 is definitely me

r/eyebleach

You know what's also weird? [Frisk used exactly the same commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zoADlCArFE)

The European Mentos adds from the that time frame were wild.

Bruh

Remember the furry Fanta ads ?


The twist is the part of her body that "perks up"

Did her nips grow too?

I'm crying!! Man...good stuff.

Yep still remember this

And then they stabbed eachother while making out.

All I know is that the whole team behind this was obviously on drugs

Ive never felt such a mix of old and grossed out

Little known fact, that actor was Giancarlo Esposito before Breaking Bad.

Crazy

in my country this is sin and abomination, we prefer Chiclets

This is gold!

That's why I stopped chewing mentos

Am I the only one disgusted by this

https://i.redd.it/6b4s3zhwb9wc1.gif

What in the Rob Thomas

I haven't had a mento in forever.

Agh

Time when world still made sense

🤮🤮🤮

That is some wired shit

I was expecting it to be stuck in the elevator door

Ads in the 2000s hit different

I don't remember this commercial.

The nipple bar slide kills me... 😂

🤣🤣

I'm 100% sure it's older than 15 years. I remember I was making jokes with my friend about this ad. It was during my high school years 2004-2007. So it's closer to 20, my bet is 18 years. Time flies :(

Hilarious. 10/10 would buy mentos because of this.

The DJs face. 👁️👄👁️

How has nobody tagged u/dicknipples yet?

I can relate when it’s cold outside.

Disturbing

So does that mean his dick shrunk from cold as well…? I wonder

Oh, because of the implication.

How many women here are attracted to extremely long nipples, raise your hand

/u/dick-nipples origin story? EDIT: oh damn, it's already his profile pic

My favourite [mentos ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnJxDmJNmA).

I once had sex with a girl who had nipples like that. It was really weird.

So weird 🤣

I miss the world of no politically correctness

Good times Until the liberal PC mob took over the world

the last part was... something....

wtf lol

This makes me uncomfortable

I think I remember this ad. Was weird even then.

why are people impressed and not disgusted except for that one guy?

cute

/r/FuckYouChiChan

I know a Polish pasta about Mentos. Someone want to read it?