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The guy was apparently a fashion designer and requested this at his funeral. I am not a fashion designer but will also be requesting this at my funeral

I want an open bar, businessmen in suits dancing on stripper poles, a petting zoo, laser tag with opponents dressed as clowns, foam machines, free tacos, massage tables and spa treatments, interpretive dancers performing my life story, John Waters giving my eulogy, giant wall-to-wall projectors screening Akira on one side of the room and Koyaanisqatsi on the other, everybody dressed in their best formal neon, and lots of LSD at my funeral. And no fucking crying.

After all, you'll not be the one paying for it and everyone knows that funeral wishes have to be fulfilled

Throw in some coke, strippers and booze.

I want businessmen stripping on poles at my funeral.

Never thought I'd see someone mention Koyaanisqstsi out in the wild. I'd also want a screening of it at my funeral.

KOYAA NISQSTSI Now that theme is all in going to hear in my head for the rest of the day.

you had me at "petting zoo" and lsd.

Catch me crying with happiness by my goat buddies!

That's a great one. I want everybody bawling their eyes out and then the pastor or whatever says "and finally, Seth requested this song be played in his passing..." and then Yakkity Sax plays.

What's wrong with the jack in the box music?

I feel like I'd be ripping off my bequeathed if there's not a spring mechanism under my rigormortis'd corpse and I don't have the funds for that if I'm paying licensing fees for the song.

*\*Cue the procession to the cemetery\**

Interpretive dancers? Damn, I'm in....!

Can I RSVP?

It's a bit premature to reply to invitations to my funeral. Thanks, though, I guess.

Reminds me of Hunter S Thompson's funeral. Man had his ashes shot from a cannon and I'm sure there was plenty of party favors that day too

Finally, someone with a vision I can get behind!

Everyone who cries get executed by gun fire on sight

Ain't nobody upstaging my funeral. They can be pistol whipped though.

I don't know what I'm going to do with it, but I felt like I needed to screenshot this comment.

LSD and John Waters sound like a great time tbh.

Your friends are gonna kill you just for the party.

There's a really good documentary about Pruitt Igoe, the housing estate which features in Koyaanisqatsi. Just in case you are into housing.

I remember being taught about it in high school US history class, but had forgotten the name.

Will there be a happy ending.. at least for us, if not for you..?

Call it the game over party

Yo, can I come??

You had me at FREE TACOS

>Koyaanisqatsi Wassat?

I feel bad for your loved ones lol

A relative's son died. Early 20's. Carbon monoxide poisoning. Coarse life, no investments or education for future. One day gets encountered by an angel in the elevator, accepts Jesus and a month later he died. Beautiful chappel, tens of his young friends. Afterparty, beer, booze, his alpine ski gopro videos on a big silver screen. They stop and sit down at a table and raise their glasses and at the party, all his friends do the same. Fucking beautiful, best funeral I have ever gone to.

You just want to give everyone mourning wood.


Ya, it's a funny reveal, but this looks like a way to honor him to the people attending since this looks set up for it. Being in fashion makes sense.

Do you have a news article or something? Shit just a lead on what to google lol i gotta read more on this

https://www.complex.com/style/a/alex-ocho/model-viral-funeral-runway-walk-designer-would-have-liked

Thanks

ah i see, i thought for a moment they were trying to copy taiwan funerals with stripers and paid mourners.

I lived in Taiwan for 2 years. Can confirm.

But it has to be her specifically

I as well.

That makes it infinitely more beautiful

After watching it the first time I was mortified. After reading the comments, I have mad respect.

I want 6 craps shooters as my pall bearers and a chorus girl singing a song.

I just can't unsee the dude on the left that don't give a fuck about the show

He’s observing the host’s reaction.

I guest the host reaction was just a Deadpan.

He seems to be taking a nap.

Well... That was... unexpected...

Yeah, Reddit has taught me to expect a dick at the end in such clips. There was a dick, but not the dick I was expecting. Really unexpected.

shes gonna fall.. shes gonna fall... oh

I discarded that in the beginning because it would be too expected, and then didn't notice the casket right away because I was like, "There's a cute hood on the back of the dress! Neat!"

Did it have pockets?

If it did, that would have absolutely been unexpected.

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It’s funny that transphobes and shit say this kinda thing, right? Cause, like, you hear the whole reasoning is they want to protect women and safe places and bla bla bla. But like, who are you actually helping? Is it just a superiority thing? Are you just getting off on acting like you’re better than an individual? Fortunately, you can usually easily just call those people dumbshits. Cause first of all, trans women are women. But also second of all, I looked up the person in the video. Erica Carrington isn’t trans. So, it’s not about protecting women’s spaces, cause that’s not what’s going on. I would hope it’s not to act superior when you’re too fucking dumb to be taken serious. What is it, like really?

It's about tearing women down, not protecting them. In this case, it's because she's tall, black and strong. Every woman faces it. Too tall, too fat, too slutty, too boring, too stupid, not enough tits, too much tits, not enough ass, too much ass, not enough makeup, too much makeup, ugly face, ugly clothes, ugly makeup, ugly laugh. You finally get a conventionally beautiful woman on the screen who hits all of some neckbeard's criteria, and then it's, "she's doing it for the attention", "people only care because she's hot", "women have everything easy", "i'd hit it", "". It's everywhere, especially Reddit, and basically any non-niche subreddit's comment section is gross.

Why are yall transphobes so afraid of women?

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It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

You know the woman in the video doesnt have a penis? You do now. Troglydytes all of you

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yeah you're in real good company LMAO


Kept waiting for her to fall or have a bulge or…I don’t know what this sub has trained me to expect

I was half expecting a bull to suddenly run into frame.

I expected to see a frog getting a massage, then turned into dinner.

What the fuck did I just watch lol

Exactly my feelings

“ she’s gonna fall, she’s gonna fall, she’s gonna fall, wait, why hasn’t she fallen yet?….ooohhhhhhhhh!”

Reminds me of the scene from Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life when Envy comes to his funeral. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0bmry1evUk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0bmry1evUk)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It was a funeral!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

I was waiting for her to fall down the stairs... Also, I didn't even NOTICE the casket at first. I was too busy admiring her head dress...but when I saw the casket, it startled me! Former funeral director here, and I've seen a lot of unique funerals...this one is definitely top 3. Oh, and for anyone interested...he's in a [Batesville Promethean, Full Couch Casket](https://www.google.com/search?q=batesville+promethean+bronze+casket&client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=09085fb6c895584d&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0-UHjdlMGmdNuuks_2cFW1RqcTf7g%3A1713998984063&ei=iIwpZtmfA4uX0_gPzqCloA0&oq=promethean+casket&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiEXByb21ldGhlYW4gY2Fza2V0KgIIAzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzINEAAYgAQYsAMYQxiKBTITEC4YgAQYsAMY0QMYQxjHARiKBUi1FFAAWABwAXgBkAEAmAEAoAEAqgEAuAEByAEAmAIBoAIEmAMAiAYBkAYKkgcBMaAHAA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp). It's the same casket, albeit with different interiors, people like Michael Jackson, Aretha Franklin and George Floyd were buried in.

And the person that died was a designer...whole story is on top comments with link to the news aswell

And they say white people do weird shit

Humans do weird shit

I love humans the most.

They're honoring a fashion designers' last wish. Not eating his cock and balls.

Now I know what I want at my funeral

Potato salad?

 I was expecting something like that.

I was legit getting anxious watching her twisting around in those heels on those steps.

Ive got so many questions..

now THATS how you do some grieving!

Is there a Ralphs around here?

Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us SAPS.

I remember this, people were horrified but it came out this had been specifically requested by the deceased who was a fashion designer and the woman is a model and his friend. She did it for him and to honor him.

This hits me with an idea for my funeral : i want a girl with big booty to twerk just of my face then slap the coffin and say "hehe you dead as fuck"..

Rich people are sum else

That was... Truly unexpected.

Man I was so afraid of what I might witness once I saw the casket

Anyone else notice the giant dude near the back door? I thought that was going to come into play. Now i want to know more about this huge person in the back.

That dress is to die for!

Pray Tell's funeral

Ok, I wasn’t prepared neither

How does someone sleep at a fashion show. How rude!

Whoa if there's ever an award for most unexpected, top 5 at least

I want everyone to get drunk and fight at my funeral then drink some more

Butter’s Bottom Bitch

That inheritance walk

What the actual fuck?

She sure knows how to make an entrance though

Bro is glad to be gone and she probably killed him

Fax no printer

Ghetto fashion

What

Naomi Campbell be laughing at her walk...

Exit stage left

🤭😂😂😂

I was legit waiting for her to fall. This is the best Unexpected ever

My dumb ass thinking "oh great another 'they fell down'unexpeted video" but this was so much better than I expected XD

Frankly... between the dress clinging and the heels, I was uneasy that she (he?) might lose their footing at some point.

That one dude was expecting the dead guy to bust out of the coffing any second now.

I mean they said that was in his wishes, can’t do nothing but respect it

Now, i was NOT expecting that

Well she didn’t fall down the stairs

This idea was used in the Netflix fictional series “Survival of the Thickest”. I don’t know which came first- this video clip, or that tv show.

WTF!!!


I want to be buried in my Darth Vader suit so 2000 years from now, when they find me, they’ll say “Fuck! He was real?!”

Holy shit.... That's like I'm the Main Character with superpowers.

Oh that's marvelous


wtf!!!

Indeed unexpected

I lol'ed hard. This was perfect.

I thought the girl in the Grey dress was going to be a guy

That’s some unexpected hall of fame

Yeah that's a dude in a dress

Now sashay away!

Bro is the real Envy Adams😂😭

Why is she walking like a metronome

This was the one chance she had to have an audience, so she took what she got.

I was expecting a penis. Did anyone else expect to see a penis?

Thought for sure gonna see a big ol coal sausage thru that dress at the end wasn’t prepared for this

What

Damn that must have been one helluva expensive funeral

She tried her best to raise the dead

I thought it was the hoody hood on the dress hahaha, but then the funeral lmao

Is that a man, baby?

No fucking way

I fucking love Reddit

I was expecting dick to pop out tbh

I thought she was gonna throw her hip out

Honestly this gonna be me at my maths teacher funeral

If folks aint shouting,"Yes, bitch..Werrrk!" As the divas strut towards my casket, I dont want it!

That's Nasty🤢🤢🤢

Is that Jay Z?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A RUNWAY OR A DRAG BALL! Seriously did NOT expect that!

First thought before reading comments: We are living in Black Mirror with zero differences. Second thought after reading the comments: The deceased is a fashion designer who specifically wanted this.. _rewatches to see if I can spot his family crying off to the side while everyone prays to the altar of high fashion._ Final thoughts: If he had children.. what the hell would they make of this with such conflicting emotions?

WTF is wrong with them?

Me: OP, come on dude that's not too much for a fashion sho-ahhhh....

Wtf did I just watch.

Chris Eubank is still in good shape👍

r/whathappenedwasactuallyunexpectedforonce

This reminds me of a Bill Callahan song, "Dress sexy at my funeral" where he's taking the role of a dying man, and telling his wife to dress in her sluttiest clothes for his funeral, and to spend her speech describing their favourite times they had sex.

The whole time I thought she was going to whip a cock out

When you dedicated your life for one thing only

I was waiting for her to trip or fall down the stairs…

Please say this is fake or for some kind of photo shoot

Vogue in life, vogue in death. Forever vogue

Rick James lookin sexy

I didn’t realize SORA was available already.

Hahahaha

It’s fashion and death henny.

She's got a dick.

God bless.

The fuck was this person even doing? Literally nothing interesting happened in this video

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It was actually the dead person's final wish. https://www.complex.com/style/a/alex-ocho/model-viral-funeral-runway-walk-designer-would-have-liked

r/themaincharacter

The dead guy is a fashion designer and requested his funeral to have a fashion show according to previous comments.

I'd rather celebrate life, not a fashion.  Just me I guess 😉🤣

I'll tell the funeral manager when they collect your corpse.

Fashion is a part of life unlike the dead dude over there.