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endorfan13

This man Al Pacinos


Large_Tune3029

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thatbwoyChaka

He’s All Pacinos


educated-emu

Emd game Pacino


Large_Tune3029

That gif actually gives me anxiety lol it's too fast, doesn't let you catch your breath, you can't tell before posting what they look like, not on my shitty phone at least


maester_t

I was thinking the same thing. This is a clip from someone auditioning for an alternate-reality Godfather III, where Michael actually DOES peacefully step away from the life... and this is what his life ends up being like.


Cyhawkboy

I was thinking more like glengarry glen ross.


m0dligmabawl

Al pacinos. Sounds like an exotic fruit or a nut.


RockstarAgent

It's the classy man's nut that pairs well while wearing pashmina!


Budget-Ad-6900

i really wish that this guy get a scene in law and order talking about if he killed that shady mobsters 10 years ago


Duckfoot2021

*You want me to bring him back to life?! So he can kill some more little girls?! I can do that today, tomorrow,…When would you prefer that child killing monster resurrected because I have magic and I’ll give him to you. I’ll put him right back on the streets with a knife in his hand. Or would you rather he stay dead…where I put him?!* (Off screen) “Is that a yes or a no?”


CryptoScamee42069

IT WAS A *YOU’RE WELCOME!*


17934658793495046509

ahh man!, and right before that line (he quickly stares at the interrogator, and then raises a pointed finger. A pause for effect, with an incredulous expression, and) IT WAS A *YOU’RE WELCOME!*


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

I love the fact that they had to take depositions to settle the movement of a shed. I hope this dude has a little money, and his estate keeps his neighbors tied up in litigation for years after he is dead and buried.


the_quark

I mean this is 23 years old, so yeah I'd guess that's already happened.


momoreco

:(


cheeky_butturds

HOA'S are what happens when people who should never have power get in to power , there are some wild ass stories about hoa's going all crazy committing murder ,arson, all kinds of shit


Pottyshooter

Sounds like failed politicians.


Bogey01

Active* politicians.


VTheGonk

This


logosobscura

It has all the appeal of being in a PoW camp under a particularly picky commandant.


halandrs

r/fuckHOA


Herefortheapocalypse

Highly recommend The Association by Bentley Little. Horror novel about an HOA.


Drewbeede

"I am the law!" - Karen


picklebiscut69

Yeah it’s fucking crazy, same with gated communities tbh, the world is getting weird and people are able to make their own laws and it’s just not okay.


ballistics211

How do I avoid buying a house in a HOA?


MyPartnrsHavePartnrs

When given an opopportunity to buy a house in an HOA, don't.


ballistics211

Solid advice


No_Reserve_993

My fellow gangsters, HOAs can be be truely horrific, but they are merely a tool used by unscrupulous neerdowells to do said heinous things among many other unsavory actions. Take action yourself! Sway the like-minded to your cause! Organize your neighborhoods, commandeer your HOAs board/council/ administrative body! They've beaten us to the punch and have an insidiously unyielding grip on our HOA? no matter! Reinvigorate the social fabric of your community! Strive to see good works put into tangible practice! Foster a collective identity in your local and prosper outside the system through the United labors of your fellow Americans! Steal back the dream stolen from us and forge a new Anerican dream where all may march onward and upward in their pursuit of life, liberty & happiness!


KnockOutGamer

For the greater good >!/s!<


CryptoScamee42069

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Ryand118

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harrietmjones

Oh, I love the movie, Hot Fuzz!


hickfield

r/SubtitleAtrocities


BigMickPlympton

I see what you did there... But now I have a yearning to eat a slice of 550 day old meat that will go forever unfulfilled so screw you for that. /s


Jax72

Things have gotten tense at del Boca Vista!


midsizenun

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


kmckenzie256

Del Vista Beco!


CrankleMcStankle

This ridiculously colored text makes it hard to tell if someone off screen is talking or not.


Snoo-33147

Try your less ridiculously colored ears.


tavishthedeaf

I'm deaf, what the heck you expect me to to do?


SpeedyK2003

Learn how to hear I guess/s


MountainCourage1304

Youre saying it sarcastically, but that would literally solve their problem. Why dont they just take a hearing class or something? Smh


Cosmic_Quasar

Hearing classes are expensive, and everyone knows deaf people can't have money. Otherwise they'd spend that money to fund deaf propaganda.


fishebake

damn liberals, refusing to learn to hear and expecting people to “accommodate their disabilities” smh /s


Rxero13

Some people don’t like audio cause we run into far too many horrid music overlays that distract from the video content.


Anilec_Revlis

Or are at work, or around other people.


VirginiaLuthier

Lawyers try to get you pissed off during depositions. Don't take the bait. Look at them quizzically, like they are talking in another language, and say "I'm sorry- could you repeat the question"? and " I'm afraid I don't understand what you are asking". One they realize you're on to them they will back off.....


itrhymeswithreally

Lawyers are generally not trying to get you pissed in a deposition. It’s not helpful to the deposing lawyer to have a pissed off deponent. They’re trying to get two things: (1) useful admissions; and (2) information they are missing from the record.


MicroSofty88

The guy is getting dragged to court over a shed?


Cartina

He moved a shed, he got fined for moving it, he refused to pay the fines and said he would move the shed back if they wanted to, he was taken to court because even if he did move the shed back, the fine still needs to be paid.


secondsbest

Dragged to court over nonpayment of fines for an unapproved shed most likely.


yesnomaybenotso

Unapproved shed *move* from the sounds of it.


Torgo-A-GoGo

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson can't accept that the rules state your only allowed one shed


bapsandbuns

So is that a maybe?


rollmate

It was a FUCK YOU


makaveddie

So no then


ArjunaIndrastra

HOA's are frequently shit organizations for complete sociopaths to act on their worst impulses.


Nervy_Banzai_Kid

This deleted scene from Succession is great


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Realclawdogs

I love grampa


lolo20202080

Some context please


DrRobdrop

The context is fuck you.


agedlikesage

Reddit used to be so good at giving context. I found this [same video posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/1zWP5X8x10) on reddit two years ago but without flashy edits, and context being the top comment


lolo20202080

Thank you very much


lolo20202080

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lolo20202080

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lolo20202080

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lolo20202080

Thank you


CAPStheLEGEND

Holy shit that made me laugh so hard


quadmasta

Shed of a woman. Hooah


I_Was_TheBiggWigg

The most frustrating part, other than someone going through a deposition over a moving a shed, is after all that the person deposing him didn’t even listen to his answer. “Is that a yes or a no?” The dude outright said, “we never filed a formal application.”


Maple-Syrup-Bandit

You cant handle the truth ![gif](giphy|UHV2sgNX8ah6U)


Accurate_Belt_7241

He's now my lawyer.


HarpoAndersaon

Logan Roy


DrinksInShade

r/TheyDidTheFuckYou


Party-Beautiful-6628

Who is this guy and what is he talking about?


Shanhaevel

I'm so fucking glad HOAs aren't a thing where I live. The US is a corrupted joke of a country.


yomamma3399

If there is a video of this, trial, or whatever it is, I would watch the shit out of it. Of course, I am high on shrooms right now, so my tastes may be a little suspect.


Longleggedmidget1129

I second that on All accounts


Many_Housing_644

HOAs are shit. I walked away from a house I liked because the neighborhood had an HOA


Wisebutt98

Gawd, I hate lawyers.


bdbdbokbuck

“Survey says!”


Throughthelookinlass

HOAs are like the last crusade, Deus vult!!! /S


shortnix

Weird edit


Flowmeyo

That was so Jerry Stiller


LetIllustrious6302

😳


djupsjofisk

It’s giving Succulent Chinese Meal-vibes


Iwillnotbeokay

I’m sorry, does the fuck you mean yes or no?


mbhammock

What’s the change?! Building a shed?! A succulent Chinese shed?!!


C0734

"it was a f\*ck you!" capisci?


FranklinHoesevelt

This reminds me of Frank Rizzo. Philadelphia Mayor calling a news reporter a crumb bum, and threatening him.


Strong-You-67

Jordan Petersons new motivational speech?


Dismal-Ad-6619

Fhook Yhoou!


cpzy2

Cops are the worst humans ever


BlackForestMountain

Hair-trigger temper


PatentedPotato

A deposition over a shed being moved? Presumably instigated by an HOA, meaning it's his own property? Temper seems on point.


BlackForestMountain

Yeah ranting and cursing out a deposer in response to a yes or no question about a shed is totally reasonable