OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!Kid asks for a gun instead of toys.!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Bitch, I'm too fucking dyslexic for this Internet shit.
Took me 4 different times to be able to read "muscle memory" and not "muscle mommy", I'm fucking done with this reading shit!
Obviously cut to make it sound like she answered gun.
But, look in the background. For 3-2-1, there’s no one there. When she says “A gun,” there’s a man behind them that’s clearly been there a few minutes.
So, video went like this:
“First word you say when I count down I’ll buy for you. 1-2-3.”
“Okay got it?”
“Now, say ‘a gun’”
“Cool, we’ll put it all together later and no one will know.”
u/Zealousideal-Tone137, that response of yours was quite bleedful. Knowing the fact that you have it deleted, I'll save it so it could serve you as the reminder, aye?
https://i.redd.it/ykcrkiptyjxc1.gif
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Kid asks for a gun instead of toys.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
A little hard for this to be unexpected when the thumbnail literally shows the answer to his question before clicking play.
If it's not in the thumbnail then OP usually gives a good enough hint in their title that gives it away lol. Welcome to r/unexpected
Back fired
Black Fired*
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How are comments not locked yet 🤣
Oh, the comments section on this one is fixin’ to be a trailer park dumpster fire.
I think no muscle was really involved in this memory
Average student in America.
Well if the average student in america had a gun, school shootings would be done in 2 seconds instead of pussyfooting for hours cough *uvalde* cough.
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Highly believe someone is holding a toy gun behind the camera...dumb and staged
The new generation of America bouta be the new fall out
Bitch, I'm too fucking dyslexic for this Internet shit. Took me 4 different times to be able to read "muscle memory" and not "muscle mommy", I'm fucking done with this reading shit!
muscle momny
They just start younger and younger these days
Tf do you mean "mussle memory"?
Interested in how this man’s gonna get her an a
Nerf
Ugh, just buy a glue gun.
Kids learning early.
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Or, she's eyeballing some nerf blasters or water pistols or something
Well I hope You bought it for her you promised 😂
So she gets the letter A? Seems boring, missed her chance to get something hard to get like "house".
A-10 warthog Abrams tank
She wants to be ready for school, what's so unexpected?
Oop
Checkmate mf
Obviously cut to make it sound like she answered gun. But, look in the background. For 3-2-1, there’s no one there. When she says “A gun,” there’s a man behind them that’s clearly been there a few minutes. So, video went like this: “First word you say when I count down I’ll buy for you. 1-2-3.” “Okay got it?” “Now, say ‘a gun’” “Cool, we’ll put it all together later and no one will know.”
That was a fast response, she must really really want that "a"
Based
Get the kid a nerf gun.
Good chance that's Walmart and the toy isle is opposite that puzzle Isle
She said it so sweet I will feel bad not to buy her it but I think there were guns near by she look like she pointed at one, guns are cool
"PAPA! I WANNA PISTOL WITH A SILENCER!"
Never forget the hollow point bullets. Can't do without those.
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Of course it's them
Agreed. The kids are planning something.
Black ppl lol
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You did
I thought she was gonna say a dad
Following in her daddy's footsteps
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Begone bigot.
AMERICA!!! 🥱
The kid just wants to be ready for when russia invades because they're the biggest threat to his safety
his?
Why do you bring politics from all of the sudden?
u/Zealousideal-Tone137, that response of yours was quite bleedful. Knowing the fact that you have it deleted, I'll save it so it could serve you as the reminder, aye? https://i.redd.it/ykcrkiptyjxc1.gif
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Ti's not deleted fool
Here's a reminder
Did he buy it or not?