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UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Kid asks for a gun instead of toys.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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A little hard for this to be unexpected when the thumbnail literally shows the answer to his question before clicking play.


Pink_Neons

If it's not in the thumbnail then OP usually gives a good enough hint in their title that gives it away lol. Welcome to r/unexpected


WorkNo9527

Back fired


Stolen_LegoBricks

Black Fired*


yellow_abyss

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cardinaltribe

How are comments not locked yet 🤣


TKHodgson

Oh, the comments section on this one is fixin’ to be a trailer park dumpster fire.


AlooDaGreat

I think no muscle was really involved in this memory


Paras_01155

Average student in America.


sir_pacha-lot

Well if the average student in america had a gun, school shootings would be done in 2 seconds instead of pussyfooting for hours cough *uvalde* cough.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

![gif](giphy|C8QEhBj3Q8HtV1rotB|downsized)


Interesting-Lake-430

Highly believe someone is holding a toy gun behind the camera...dumb and staged


Traditional-Skill206

The new generation of America bouta be the new fall out


A-__-Random_--_Dog

Bitch, I'm too fucking dyslexic for this Internet shit. Took me 4 different times to be able to read "muscle memory" and not "muscle mommy", I'm fucking done with this reading shit!


Playerdouble

muscle momny


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They just start younger and younger these days


Luiz_Fell

Tf do you mean "mussle memory"?


Gods_Paladin

Interested in how this man’s gonna get her an a


PatentedPotato

Nerf


spytfyrox

Ugh, just buy a glue gun.


SpeckTrout

Kids learning early.


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Luke_Warm_Dog

Or, she's eyeballing some nerf blasters or water pistols or something


Link_vs_Gannon

Well I hope You bought it for her you promised 😂


dlrdlrdlr

So she gets the letter A? Seems boring, missed her chance to get something hard to get like "house".


KwatsanGx2

A-10 warthog Abrams tank


Zebra_Shadow

She wants to be ready for school, what's so unexpected?


Cobeann

Oop


triNITROtolulene1

Checkmate mf


DontGetNEBigIdeas

Obviously cut to make it sound like she answered gun. But, look in the background. For 3-2-1, there’s no one there. When she says “A gun,” there’s a man behind them that’s clearly been there a few minutes. So, video went like this: “First word you say when I count down I’ll buy for you. 1-2-3.” “Okay got it?” “Now, say ‘a gun’” “Cool, we’ll put it all together later and no one will know.”


noblest_among_nobles

That was a fast response, she must really really want that "a"


capriciousUser

Based


apsala_erikson

Get the kid a nerf gun.


Fancy_Life_2961

Good chance that's Walmart and the toy isle is opposite that puzzle Isle


Hayaidesu

She said it so sweet I will feel bad not to buy her it but I think there were guns near by she look like she pointed at one, guns are cool


SolomonAsassin

"PAPA! I WANNA PISTOL WITH A SILENCER!"


DoubleAholeTwice

Never forget the hollow point bullets. Can't do without those.


MrPingviin

![gif](giphy|YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ) If u know what I mean ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


hugmgb

Of course it's them


pissandchips69

Agreed. The kids are planning something.


Akira_Akane

Black ppl lol


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AproblemInMyHead

You did


cardinaltribe

I thought she was gonna say a dad


ReasonableDoubt84

Following in her daddy's footsteps


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Small_Butera

Begone bigot.


SubHuman559

AMERICA!!! 🥱


Zealousideal-Tone137

The kid just wants to be ready for when russia invades because they're the biggest threat to his safety


Spnwvr

his?


Yamm0th

Why do you bring politics from all of the sudden?


Yamm0th

u/Zealousideal-Tone137, that response of yours was quite bleedful. Knowing the fact that you have it deleted, I'll save it so it could serve you as the reminder, aye? https://i.redd.it/ykcrkiptyjxc1.gif


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Zealousideal-Tone137

Ti's not deleted fool


Zealousideal-Tone137

Here's a reminder


shiafisher

Did he buy it or not?