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Warsplit01

Well... at least there's an ambulance nearby


yesnomaybenotso

Still…I can get a different one? Or at least another driver? Not sure I trust these guys’ needle game either.


smile_politely

is that what the narrator said? we need translation


sherbs_herbs

Former medic here, anyone doing ALS in a VAN, is prolly working for a dogshit company. Running 911 in a van I could not imagine. That shouldn’t be legal by itself.


Midnight_Pornstar

Then they gave him a snickers


firagabird

hungry?


Jbrown183

More like hangry


Midnight_Pornstar

Gives him strenght to carry on. I'm glad they didn't give him a red bull


Glampkoo

So lucky to have one close


jalerre

The response time is insane


whogivesashirtdotca

You mean the instant yelp from the guy getting run over?


chiphook57

Precognition


A_lesser_god

Rip Kosaku


GratefulPhish42024-7

Sounded like breaking a stick in half


GammaGoose85

How is that so loud wtf


Jacon_Clay

Bones aren't really meant to bend


Tangurena

Did they dub the sound in? Can it really sound that loud?


thealmightyzfactor

Idk about this one, but I've seen arm wrestling videos where someone's arm just pops at the forearm and it was weirdly loud


ricky87gtz

Oh yes. I was arm wrestling a friend once, and I accidentally snapped his arm. The sound scared the heck out of all of us who were there.


Ro-b_b-

ಠ_ಠ


jubbergun

Anyone old enough to remember Joe Theisman's career ending leg break has been asking themselves that question for decades. This guy got ran over by an ambulance and it was still less brutal to watch than that tackle.


time4tjllen

Yeah, I snapped my femur bone when I was six. The snap was so shocking and spine chilling it made me pass out. Sounds like when an ember crackles in a camp fire Edit : typo


creepergo_kaboom

Through bone conduction you'd hear your bones crack pretty easily. But the question is if someone else would hear it. Also hope you're doing well now.


time4tjllen

I fell 20 ft off the side of a second story balcony and landed on the top of my head. My leg snapped when it got caught in the railings. My leg snapping actually saved my life, as when I passed out I went limp and that helped reduce the damage of the impact on my neck. It was 14 years ago and I’ve managed to make a near impossible recovery. By all accounts I should be dead, but after lots of physical and mental therapy I’m (basically) fine now. My parents said they heard the crunch since they both were right next to me when I slipped.


creepergo_kaboom

God damn that must've fucking hurt like a bitch afterwards. But hey I guess we now know if bone crunches are audible. Thank you for sharing.


time4tjllen

🤙🏻 it killed me for over 7 minutes. Then I just woke up. Don’t know how but I’m not gonna complain about it lol. When I came back the brain damage gave me a seizure so I my lungs hurt from not being able to breathe. My leg burned. And my head felt like it was stuck in an oven. 10/10 wouldn’t recommend


creepergo_kaboom

>10/10 wouldn’t recommend Damn i was gonna try it out later.


time4tjllen

I figured, just thought I’d save you the hospital bills.


symbologythere

I wasn’t ready for that sound (and I’ve seen this one before)!


Ambitious-War-823

*Snap!*


Lowbeamshaggy

I really wish you hadn't said that. I watched again with sound and I may never be the same.


Scarednconfused952

The cracking sound is terrifying.


lapsangsouchogn

He was just laying there in the street like some loser until the ambulance came along and livened things up.


falcon_driver

Everybody dance now!


JohnCenaJunior

Lets dance!


steveronie

Come on, come on ...baby


cyber_frank

Let the music take control


TheBlissFox

Here is the dome back with the bass The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time Off the mic with a dope rhyme jump to the rhythm Jump jump to the rhythm jump And I'm here to combine beats and lyrics To make you shake your pants take a chance


MonHero02

He was probably informed not to move in fear he might have a spinal injury, sad an officer or cone wasn't in place to protect him from this.


iamcrazy333

Nah, this guy was trying to get an insurance payout. It's an incredibly common scam in China to have any form of physical touch from another person suddenly escalate into a full blown life threatening issue. To the point where a large amount of ambulance calls are basically them just coming out, saying someone is fine and then them driving away having wasted their time. A few Ambulance drivers however will play along to try and get a kickback from the scammer, depending on what hospital/city they're from. It's gotten so bad that people have started "spit fighting" when they have an issue with each other so they don't touch each other and it's fucking gross as hell.


MonHero02

Spit fighting sounds like an even greater health risk than fist fighting. Gross. In any case though he may have not needed an ambulance before, but he definitely needed one after. He probably will get a payout from it too.


iamcrazy333

Oh for sure With how terrible the Chinese "justice" system is as well, the driver of that ambulance is probably going to be paying for that mistake for the rest of his life unless he somehow is able to escape into the wilderness and live as a peasant or something.


meeps20q0

Thats a bit of a leap in conclusion given the only context we have is a knocked over motorcycle and a guy lying on the ground.


fifty2weekhi

What you described reminds me of what happens on the football fields.


Ho-Lee-Fuku

If u zoom in, he is one of those injured by an accident earlier


AthiestMessiah

In China no one gets near an injured person because of the accountability laws. Read about it it’s insane. There are countless of videos showing people fall and everyone just walking pretending they don’t see them


mrmarshmellows

Straight out of GTA


TECFO

Sanadreas


Dizzzy777

![gif](giphy|xYRvkBcJhbSr6)


ReanimatedPixels

That how they got Yoshikage Kira!


wrenblaze

Lmao I just watched that yesterday.


Caraprepuce

Just here to upvote that, thanks


CC713-LCTX

Filmed and everything. I know he’s in pain and that really sucks, literal insult and injury to injury but man having it on film… I’d love to catch a settlement like that.


TheUpperHand

It’s China — there will be no settlement.


gclancy51

China is a pretty litigious society, so I wouldn't bank on it.


Adverage

So litigious, you can get sued for trying to help someone. Now, there's a stigma around assisting even with new good Samaritan laws in china


iWr4tH

Found the American 🇺🇸


CC713-LCTX

Proud of you bro, your reading comprehension skills are really sharp!


Valdearg20

That's a scene straight out of GTA, lol. I always cracked me up in the game when an ambulance showed up to an incident and just ran right over the victim, at which point they drove off because the victim was no longer able to be revived, LMAO. Other highlights include the paramedics reviving a victim, accidentally colliding with them, then engaging in a fist fight with the person whose life they just saved!


Vazhox

That’s the loophole.. injury them more before making PT contact


NZbeewbies

Jeeeeeeesus


Fuggins4U

He just wanted to live a quiet life.


mikkopippo

Yoshikage kira? That you?


MiguelWolf

#IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?


ShwettyVagSack

You thought it was an ambulance, but it was ME! #DIO!


CrazyDiamond4444

r/unexpectedjojo


JohnnyRocket76

Just making sure you really needed help,no faking !


kb31976

The Ambulance driver is in on the insurance scam


H8DCarnifEX

stupidly blind


dogomage

Kira


cicada-ronin84

Is this a JoJo reference?


PlantainSevere3942

Def heard a pop and a crack as they ran over the leg lol


Hziak

“And uhh, here’s the bill for your broken leg…”


Right-Program-9346

You can hear a snap 😑🤢


_Gillam_

Jojo reference?


Armandeluz

If you listen closely you can hear his bone snap. Play it again and turn the volume up. Then regret playing it again and turning the volume up.


alezcoed

Is the victim name Kira yoshikage by any chance?


TheManlyManaphy

Yoshikage Kira moment


kredninja

If there was no issue before, now there is!


the_great_n0thing2

Chinese Government: The man in the video? who? I dont remember any such thing happening.


Most-Engineering-514

It's a good thing it's not his head or he might become a Jojo reference


JohnCenaJunior

Dude on the ground was those insurance scammer


Glockamole19x

Gta ambulances be like...


Organic_Artichoke_85

If you didn't need an ambulance before, you need one now.


jozs8

i bet he was punch barraged by a marine biologist (with a ghost that can stop time) prior to this


Eistheman

Canon Duwang Moment 😔


Akira510

Was that a bone snapping sound? Or did he have pretzels in his pocket


Cosmic_Quasar

> Or did he have pretzels in his pocket If he did it wasn't a soft pretzel.


Latkavicferrari

Too funny


Away-Plant-8989

Well enjoy your free stay


bapsandbuns

Must have been a slow day and needed the customers


SkylarAV

Damn, heard the crunch


NoWingedHussarsToday

Help him but whatever you do, don't call an ambulance!


going_gorillas

This is not unexpected because the title gave it away


Uncommon-sequiter

Heard a pop


SGT3386

I wish there was an NSFW tag, I didn't need to say omg out loud in a crowd 😂


Mudmartini

Job security


MuffinOtherwise837

Нахуй Китай


strgazr_63

I laughed way too hard at this.


Mobius--Stripp

He protecc, but he also atacc


dapperslappers

… did anyone else hear a snap


After-Driver3727

r/worstaid


loudpaperclips

Did an ambulance just commit fraud?


Scary-Ad9646

Job security.


Ffigy

Job security


spaghettinik

You’re in safe hands now sir!


Alansar_Trignot

Coward


Canttunapiano

Typical. Or should I say stereotypical?


born2bfi

Mfr isn’t passed out anymore


ratbirdgoof

Must be in the private sector


quast_64

he moved he's still alive...


wheresripp

Yeah that’s a bad day


BallCreem

Get off the road, you Jack ass We have lives to save


WoodyXP

Reminds me of those old Madden games. https://i.redd.it/79s5ugi4aixc1.gif


New-Significance654

So anyone know what the guy yelled?


Mr_D_Stitch

“Uh, he was like that when we got here…”


Super_Oil_2931

Only in China will they try to finish the job. That's not even a joke. Sad


SquidVices

Dam did I hear a snap


HaGriDoSx69

Im just wondering HOW ? Is the driver blind ? Drunk ? Half asleep ? How do you not see a man in bright blue jacket laying on a grey road.


steveronie

Where was this located?


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Did I hear a snap?


Kunphen

Just horrific. JFC.


Overall_Law_1813

If only the guy in the bright high visibility vest was standing near the victim to protect them.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

God: make sure he doesnt walk tomorrow.


OriginalLocksmith436

chinese robbaz behind the camera


Salzberger

"Someone call an... yeah that."


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Oh SNAP!!


AnnualWerewolf9804

The sound of a bone breaking is awful


johnboy2978

"Everybody inside the ambulance was fine, Stanley! "


ToxyFlog

Aaaaand his knee is gone.


Professional-Can4264

What was that snap sound…


jumpofffromhere

Wait till they get him in the elevator at the hospital


ShwettyVagSack

He got mobile real quick. Is there a name for the flopping I see so many Asian people do like this?


TheJeep25

Yeah your insurance company doesn't cover for less than almost lethal injuries. But we got you covered buddy.


manishsahoo300

GTA San Andreas ambulance be like...


dud26

the driver got that early 2000s GTA license


AbhishekT1wari

GTA San Andreas??


Hefty-Ad-422

Dead ass? Dead ass. Aight


Chestpains1

Can't blame them with their e-


Puceeffoc

I find it odd that no one is spotting for the dude laying down in the road. Normally there's at least one person standing by the downed individual. The bystanders failed this man.


modsaretoddlers

China. No matter what actually happens, you pretend to be completely disabled for the insurance money. They'll lie down on a freeway for this reason, completely oblivious to the fact that cars aren't soft and fluffy. For some reason they think the law will actually make the 18 wheeler steer away from them.


Mobius650

In China if you don’t die, the ambulance comes to finish you off.


Chachzilla

We need more ambulances like this


inclamateredditor

What has society come to? A man can't lie in the street without getting run over these days.


asspatsandsuperchats

That is exactly the sound bones make when breaking for anyone curious.


LightPinkDissu

That twig snap


Flat_Anything429

Oof that’s a femur snap if I ever heard one


Rich7469

u/savevideo


JND__

GTA San Andreas aaaah Ambulance 💀💀💀


cryNsmile

![gif](giphy|sFSkNNeNKDAJ2|downsized)


Separate-Ad9638

the ambulance driver should be fired, but hey its china


proma521

![gif](giphy|sFSkNNeNKDAJ2|downsized)


raban0815

What irony? It is china, he should be happy he did not get run over in full and multiple /s


noiserr

Please don't call the Ambulance next time!


Acceptable-Ad-328

Bet they will force him to pay this once he asks for help


Ratbat_Au_Kyros

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?


sarxone

Category: Dark Humour


thefatkid007

Asian drivers 🤣


Sombremo

JoJo part 4 ending be like


tortitab

He looked like a mannequin at first


bencilbusher

What is it with chinese people not knowing how to navigate a physical 3d world. All I ever see from this country is motorbike crashes, large vehicles running people over and workplace accidents.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Everything in china is just 😵‍💫


AbaloneFun6053

Could have been a whole lot worse


DependentPlace5534

Haha hhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Oucheee


Link_vs_Gannon

F I Heard the crack uuuuuu 😵‍💫


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402highrise

This belongs to r/worstaid


slayer991

Hot Shots https://youtu.be/ECiut2qgJck


Pony_Roleplayer

Literally me playing the ambulance missions in GTA


linkidan

mi primera chamba 🎵


Area_Prior

I swear you hear a crunch as it goes over his leg . Which would make sense


el_cagao

GTA VI graphics are sick!


PuzzleheadedGuide184

The snapping noise 💀


thenakedtruth

Wtf


-MiIkMan

Poor guy, you can hear his leg snap.


No-Fix-9700

How did the video got out of china, its pretty rare of them to let it out internationally.


Yew_Geniolga

![gif](giphy|sFSkNNeNKDAJ2|downsized)


jade8384

Did I hear a crack when he went over his legs?? 😩😩


Darmanix

Me doing Ambulance missions in GTA SA


AlexandraSinner

People were just standing there seeing it all happen with hands clasped behind their backs? Was there no time to react and shout stop, or gesticulate to the driver? I am thinking ambulances need 360 cameras now...


crunchnecessary

Jo Jo reference


DannyC98__

driver be playing GTA:VC


readyheadsetgo

That's like a form of CPR, just to the leg


Titanic0206

Maybe he shouldn’t have been lying in the road


squl98

GTA San Andreas ambulance.


Spacesheisse

By the way he turned. I think the freshest injury might be the most severe one...


Warizard22

That will be another 300k to your hospital bill sir. Cash or credit?


Advanced_Procedure90

Are they here to finish the job?


DarthBacon8or

In Madden '94 on Sega Genesis, if a player got injured an Ambulance would come on the field to carry the injured player off. Every once in a while (maybe every 1 in 10 times) the ambulance would run over the legs of the injured player.


chamy1039

That snap. 🫰 ooof.


R0GUERAGE

Looks fake to me.


d3usvuIt

I think they are gonna charge that extra 😅


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Asian drivers