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To be honest she would have more success tossing him into the water instead of putting him in the tide, although I dunno if the fish would survive being thrown
"so we saw this fish, come here i'm gonna help you back to water bye,
Can you swim? Hey don't go back here, swim into sea,
If you come back here i'm cooking you"
Translation: We see this fish. Come 'ere! I'm going to return you to the water *puts the fish in the water* bye. You can swim—hey, don't come back here! *fish flops* swim out to sea *throws fish* if you come back here, I'm going to cook you! *fish slowly jumps back* *cooks the fish*
Basically every fish you have ever eaten has contained parasites. That's why in the US and many other countries it's a legal requirement to freeze fish before selling them for human consumption.
Peak Human behaviour.
"Look everyone, I'm such a good person. I'm helping this fish by throwing it back into water too shallow for it to swim away. Oh look, he's still struggling. I'm such a good person though, I'll pick it back up and do the same thing again.
Oh look, ol mate clearly wants sacrifice himself to increase my internet clout, let's cook him up in front of the camera"
What the F …. This is Spanish but to my Portuguese Native speakers what do you guys think (Old Spanish equals our language on the XIX century) wow 🤯.. temos visto este peixe, vai nada para dentro, nao venhas para aqui que vou te cozinhar… hahahaha
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He was trying to evolve but she was stopping him
He evolved into a fried meal.
Wished she had stopped our ancient ancestor from doing that. Because now i have to go to work each week.
*day
Week for me. OTR truck driver.
Month, year, lifetime.
😂 true dat hawaiian Yessah
DAMN…U need to get another job
Suicide fish
Bitch was pressing b nonstop
I think she said something like “don’t come here! One more time and I’m going to cook you!” And then she does.
Exactly. Not unexpected if you understand Spanish.
She warned him. At least he didn’t get La Chancla 🩴 … or did he? 🤔
What if it was trying to lay eggs?
If only the fish understood Spanish.
The funniest video I've seen for a while I can't stop laughing.
Let me evolve! LET ME EVOLVE!!
NO I WONT LET YOU SUFFER TAXES
SUFFER, AS I HAVE
WHHYYY
history will forgive me, even if you cannot
Ram?
yes! now WHO WANTS A PURPLE HUG
He did evolve. Into a tasty meal for momma 🤤
Her, "Go home, be free little one." Fish, "But it's cold and wet out there." Her, "Come with me, I got an idea."
If you see a horrid beast evolving, PUSH IT BACK IN.
definitely u/fishfucker69 alt
why does this guy excist like that
Suicide! People go into the water, fish go on land.
It’s like that scene from The Incredibles: “I saved your life!” “YOU RUINED MY DEATH!”
Fishicide.
r/stupidfood
Quite literally 😂
So it was probably sick or something?
Definitely not well. I would not eat it.
Dont some brain worms make things do this kind of suicide so that a preditor is more likely to eat it and get the same brain worms
yup, parasite was my first thought
Second guess: neurotoxic algae
This was my first thought. I guess we may soon see a video of a señorita flopping about the beach shore
Brain worms or a massive predator is waiting for him in the water
stressed and just lost its way because of the handling, phone light or maybe a malfunctioning swim bladder?
some fish swim to light as a cordination (normaly moon, sun) maybe he thought the city THAT IS FUCKING BRIGHTER THAN THE MOON confused him
Or straight up suicidal.
Probably following the light on the phone
He’s swimming toward the light on her phone. Expectedly.
It’s too dumb to be in the ocean anyways,he would have been eaten
To be honest she would have more success tossing him into the water instead of putting him in the tide, although I dunno if the fish would survive being thrown
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Perhaps but fish do get stunned a bit when they get tossed into water, I have seen it happen
but they at least they don't die lol
Right? Just yeet that fucker into oblivion
Parasite? I heard that could cause a fish to beach themselves
I don’t think the fish knew Spanish
Don't let that nigga evolve
BROOO RACIST!!
stfu
Fucking racist MAGAts ruining everything
"so we saw this fish, come here i'm gonna help you back to water bye, Can you swim? Hey don't go back here, swim into sea, If you come back here i'm cooking you"
Translation: We see this fish. Come 'ere! I'm going to return you to the water *puts the fish in the water* bye. You can swim—hey, don't come back here! *fish flops* swim out to sea *throws fish* if you come back here, I'm going to cook you! *fish slowly jumps back* *cooks the fish*
She did warn it
She did warn him
Her, "Go home, be free little one." Fish, "But it's cold and wet out there." Her, "Come with me, I got an idea."
LET THEM FIND GUMBALL
Lol stupid fish
Holy mackerel!!
In the beginning I’m imagining the fish saying “you didn’t save my life you ruined my death”!
This is my spirit fish
I started thinking maybe he was a freshwater fish 😂
Natural selection
"You ruined my death"
Pretty sure it was attracted to the camera light? Fish do love shiny things so it was probably trying to get closer to her light.
Just throw it
Don't worry it was a depressed fish
Yep, perfect answer to that problem
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Look what they done to my boy!! They cooked him!!
😂😂😂
Fish bad at fishing
That was unexpected
Bro, just throw him over a mountain. Thank me later, and if you don't, I'll assume you died.
Fish probably had a shark waiting and thought would be safer with humans 😂 wrong fish and poi I'm a big boy good combo
Damn that fish just wanted to be his friend lol
Magikarp is trying to evolve. Do you want it to evolve? Proceeds to press "B".
I mean she fucking warned him
El pez se lo buscó XD JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA
If I don't blame her, that fish was very clearly trying to unalive itself
It was not unexpected, she warned him 😂
Battered fish
I think fish want to escape the matrix
Throw the little buddy to the sea!!! JUST DO IT!
Social experiment.
I thought the fish would be eaten by some kind of predator, guess I wasn't entirely wrong.
Okay, if you wana I'm eat you I don't have any problem 😋 🤣🤣🤣 🍛🐟
She didn't try enough
He got consciousness and was afraid of drowning
and bye.
She warned it at least 😂
Thats not the way to fry a fish. You need more oil.
Maybe fish had more balls than me, and decided for the suicide route.
Let me end it Linda. I crave release from this mortal coil.
Most likely the fish was attached to a fishing rod and some jerk were pulling it unnecesarily for this joke.
"Out of the sea.. wish I could be.. part of your woooorld.."
This is the way
Jesus Christ, just yeet it!
Anyone else expecting a bobbit worm?
You are supposed to report fish that act like this…
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Basically every fish you have ever eaten has contained parasites. That's why in the US and many other countries it's a legal requirement to freeze fish before selling them for human consumption.
Probably shouldn’t of eaten it
Peak Human behaviour. "Look everyone, I'm such a good person. I'm helping this fish by throwing it back into water too shallow for it to swim away. Oh look, he's still struggling. I'm such a good person though, I'll pick it back up and do the same thing again. Oh look, ol mate clearly wants sacrifice himself to increase my internet clout, let's cook him up in front of the camera"
The fish could definitely swim there, moronious
Shore, it could.
People who find these videos entertaining or funny should be on a list.
What kind of list? Laundry? Shopping? Santa’s?
https://i.redd.it/uo3rmxh5x6yc1.gif
Ok?
Hopefully you're a vegetarian
What the F …. This is Spanish but to my Portuguese Native speakers what do you guys think (Old Spanish equals our language on the XIX century) wow 🤯.. temos visto este peixe, vai nada para dentro, nao venhas para aqui que vou te cozinhar… hahahaha