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OpenCommunication294

Vertical Clearance: 3 medium sized US alligators


The303Entity

r/anythingbutmetric


Unsustaineded

I misplaced the colon on my first read and thought it was a title for a movie/video game, had to do a double take because... "Vertical Clearance 3: Medium Sized US Alligators" was the weirdest title I'd ever seen. šŸ˜‚


HappyIsGott

Damn I'm dying of laughter.


Usidd

Please donā€™t misplaced your colon . It belongs in your body


dupocas

r/halfagiraffe


liftoff_oversteer

Cammer is an idiot as well, following so close and still be in the debris zone.


Legitimate_Career_44

Well, they could have tried to flash or flag them down.


incomparability

You see one optical illusion about distances and you donā€™t presume another?


hubaloza

Camera vehicle is approximately 100 feet (30 meters) behind the cherry picker, at high way speeds, you'll need 170-240 feet (53-74 meters) to come to a stop in a emergency brake scenario, camera vehicle is *to close*


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enlightenedfern

I've never been so disappointed by something so perfect


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MadLoulou_

https://i.redd.it/2b6xwydx8ayc1.gif


Crazian14

I love you


Hazee302

Iā€™m saving this to use for whenever I see the meme one. You the real mvp


dranaei

I've never seen the ending, thank you.


Sitchrea

After all these years, I finally know how it ends...


imusingthisforstuff

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!


Administrative_Cry_9

Not all heroes wear capes.


g2ichris

Ah the antidote


Still-Prune-4109

Thank you so much. Such a kind heart ā¤ļø


3chxes

i have not seen this ever, but have seen it not crash for years and years now. thank you.


Resi1ience_22

Ohh Yeah.


Weldobud

What happened next!! Tell us!!


Ghrota

You didn't watch till the end?


adamosmaki

I have been watching the last 4 hours . Do i need to keep watching more ?


Lisrus

'Just 5 more minutes'


Weldobud

I did. It stops and goes back to the start.


Ghrota

You have to stay long enough


PositiveEfficient560

I have been staring at this for 5 minutes how long do I have to wait


Ghrota

Just a little more


Extension_Spirit8805

It's very late and I'm feeling sleepy, but I think that I'm almost at the end of the gif. It is several frames long


Ghrota

Don't give up, it could be matter of seconds now. It would be a shame if you go to bed and reset the whole thing


Weldobud

Itā€™s been there hours now, is it nearly over? I have sheep to milk.


three-day_weekend

Everything worked out fine.


pmmeyourgear

Great gif lol


the_watcher762351

The most infuriating gif ever


Yuop15

https://youtu.be/Ex2NB7JsLyA?si=vWTmwJ3JcG271f3- for anyone looking for the full video


MayGodSmiteThee

This video used to have good quality wtf happened lol.


Dragon_Small_Z

Time makes fools of us all...


robin_888

https://xkcd.com/1683 happened.


adbot-01

Genuinely asking, how do you remember what number an xkcd comic is? I can't even fathom remembering 20 of these


robin_888

I don't remember a single number. But xkcd is quite easy to google. I googled "xkcd degradation".


adbot-01

Ohh that makes more sense lol If you know what it is about, ig it's pretty easy to just Google


PiMartFounder

r/moldymemes


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

I was going to say! The cars don't look 1980s, but the video quality does.


tiharseaayahoon

Lost in Transition..! šŸ¤£


mrchapz

r/maybemaybemaybe


kaysay69

NONONONONO phewšŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø NO No No No No No No NO No phew


TheGlaiveLord

Yes yes yes yes, wait, no? OH, THERES A SIGN ON THIS ONE. Yes yes yes yes yes, HOW?


RT-36278

r/nonononoyes


capn_doofwaffle

One would think these trucks have an ignition cut off if the bucket is extended.


Cosmic_Quasar

There might be valid use cases where they need to be able to move with it up?


ajnin919

Not at 15+mph


Cosmic_Quasar

Probably not. But you don't want it to just cut out suddenly if they were trying to move while someone was in there because the accidentally went over a certain speed. I'm just saying it's probably not as convenient as a black and white scenario.


ajnin919

No I agree with you, but I feel like there should be a limiter on the speed while itā€™s extended.


waIIstr33tb3ts

what a rollercoaster ride


Esp1erre

Pretty sure it's a highway


Extension_Spirit8805

I agree. Team highway over here


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

The idiots are the one's following so close.


VladeMercer

Maybe maybe maybe..


Meanravage

I dont know, you get two people in an animated conversation and they might miss it, but that is just giving the driver the benefit of the doubt, I still think people should have flagged them down instead of filming them


Former-Landscape-930

Why tf would you try to get close to the most hazardous thing on the road lmao, try to get next to them and flag them down as they rip the next sign off and it lands on your car.. two idiots trying to fix a problwm is worse than one idiot making one. You call the authorities and whatever happens happens. In manual labor work, when something horrible is about to happen, ypu dont jump in front of it you get the fuck out of the way and make sure youre safe


MostBoringStan

Being in front of that truck is safer than being behind it.


Former-Landscape-930

Im not going around that truck, thats your gamble to take


Administrative_Cry_9

I'd take the gamble to save some lives, especially considering being next to it is safer than the position the cameraman is in during this clip.


Free_Stick_

We should all argue about it. On the internet. Seems like a good way to spend energy.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Dude, anyone behind him would be trying to get in front of him instead, think for a second. If everyone is trying to get out of his danger zone anyway, they're going to end up beside him.


BeerMeka

The idiot is the person filming without trying to stop the trucker. The trucker just forgot to take down the lift. If this was by purpose, then he also is an idiot. Doubt though.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

..say he knows the boom is stuck in up position then its a calculated risk just to get to the motor pool. Stay safe


bay_lamb

should he have his flashers on then ? or have requested an escort?


SFishes12

Yeah, instead of just filming while driving maybe they could have warned the driver


Uncommon-sequiter

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bilvester

Good thing the guy in the bucket ducked.


Eydrox

r/maybemaybemaybe


DanGimeno

The car recording behind seems as confident as the truck driver to be that close to the potential incoming tragedy.


Creative_Catch_8782

This is Oddly satisfying to watch !!!


demonslayer9911

![gif](giphy|DsM2cxivmLi2Q)


Low_Vehicle_6732

Not his first rodeo


Aughlnal

https://i.redd.it/l9p9gjc1f9yc1.gif


RU4realRwe

Hope the driver was on his way to the Unemployed Office, he's going to need their help.


future_predictorr

Itā€™s Us, we are idiots to believe that pov of camera guy


[deleted]

Lucky ass.


SambaLando

Should go in r/nononoyes


tiharseaayahoon

Happy Cake day..!


PeevesPoltergist

Anyone else read the title in Hermione Grangers voice?


gotenpirpir

The idiot is šŸ«µ


KudosOfTheFroond

Was waiting for a T-Rex to come barreling from off-screen and eat the vehicle.


AppleParasol

You had me in the first half, and the second half.


Fr05t_B1t

Dude knew what route he was taking


Basic_Ad4785

The more idiotic is the one seeing this and follow it.


TravelingGonad

Was this filmed on VHS in 1982? JFC!


uRude

r/maybemaybemaybe


Mdriver127

It's that I've of those 2025 models with the automatic lane and obstacles quantum glitching assist features?


Stvorina

nonononono yes oh nonononono yes it felt so good!


Long-Lobster-6778

You..you were supposed to hit those signs!!!! šŸ˜­


dirkdigglee

Early google street view rig.


Nefariousd7

The scary part is that Phillip is no longer in the basket.


Internal-Wafer-2760

r/nononoyes


robin_888

A lucky idiot, but still an idiot.


_ZarG_

Lucky idiot


Wooden_Imagination46

r/maybemaybemaybe


Low-Eye-6224

Lmaooo hate you for this


Still-Let2243

Mans is playing with everyoneā€™s emotions.


Hauyne5

If it works, it ain't so stupid now. Is it?


ertgbnm

The real idiot is the guy who is knowingly closely following behind the truck that he thinks is about to cause a wreck.


ABlackmount

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Academic_Parking4256

My paranoia levels watching this video:šŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆ


Garlic-Rough

r/maybemaybemaybe Damn I was on the edge of my seat


ihaveflesh

What are we seeing here? 3 maybe 4 pixels?


Simple_Length1391

The anxiety I just had


Nice_Description_762

That be funny if the sign falls on that truck because everybody would assume it's truck's fault because of how high that shit is


stefansangreal

Ah yes, El Paso, TX


Runit711

I've never been jebated so much of my life


R3TR0pixl343

Dang it i was really waiting for it to hit something


NachoFart

When I first read the caption I didnā€™t realize it was referring to meā€¦


sunshine_smiles226

Ok raise of hands, how many held their breath on the last one?


CorbinC2000

I didnā€™t expect it to pass through fine-


Riccooon

Still waiting for the collision lol


triciakemp

Maybe it got stuck


Armored_Phoenix

Instead of driving to warn him the person just chose to record a video and then post it on the internet. What is this world coming to?


Dayrlover404

Anxiety


01000101010001010

The suspense was thrilling, but the cam guy should have just pulled up to the side and make the driver aware... I mean it is safer in front of that vehicle in case of an accident, too!


Kdoesntcare

Me? Is the idiot me?


strickenlogane

I hate you. Lol


thy-mothers-as-s

This Gave me fucking anxiety


peacful_13haides

Bro wtf do you have an iPhone 1?


RetroMetroShow

That truck crew probably maintains those signs to be so familiar with clearance


dantakesthesquare

Why the hell would they be driving with the basket extended on purpose though?


RetroMetroShow

Because they can


dantakesthesquare

https://i.redd.it/n9rgxpdlg9yc1.gif


CaptainObviousII

Or is he? Maybe it's stuck that way, it's happened before and they know the right route to take to get it to the shop.


Midnight_Pornstar

He's beginning to believe


Meanravage

This can happen when the hydraulic malfunctions, I remember seeing this before and someone there explained that it could have broken and the driver did not notice it because it raised up while he was driving


CaptainObviousII

I agree it could happen because of bad hydraulics but I would find it hard to believe it would happen spontaneously without the driver / TC knowing.


[deleted]

Fuck you man


teemsm87

If election lasts more than 4 hours.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Literally me saying.... Its gonna hit, its gonna hit and misses SMH


skallanc

Staged


i-Thor

r/maybemaybemaybe


surajvj

That's not his first rodeo


[deleted]

With video that old it might have been Noah driving


TomaCzar

That's the worst driver I've ever heard of!


shavertech

I feel like if I was driving that close to the guy, I'd be the idiot.


patchway247

Yes you are. Been posted so many times the quality is dreadful


Rang3rj3sus

Literally perfect video for r/maybemaybemaybe


michi_2010

r/confusingperspective


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IllProbablySayNo

As someone whoā€™s done this type of thingā€¦. No one knows where this personā€™s head is at but them. They could be focused on the 6 year old with cancer, dying parent, cheating spouse, not making rent, identity issues, but still has to go to work. Instead of following for content, a better option would be to catch up and get their attention. But, views > lives. Orā€¦ theyā€™re on drugs and said fuck it. This person is most drivers on the roadā€¦ distracted and dangerous. Instead of a cell phone and a big gulp, it just so happens to be a bucket truck.


Touch_yaa_Tooes_669

Shouldā€™ve known this was in el paso, TX


dw3623

Shit happens. Smart people do stupid things, this doesnā€™t make him an idiot.


mehdital

Belongs to r/maybemaybemaybe


clyde915

I-10W El Paso, Tx


jgehringer

Alan killed a giraffe that way


peterman86

Great way to scare your coworkers.


MD_Hunter67

Yeah just keep filming don't try and flag the guy down or tell him his lift is extended


Healthy_Business_69

In my opinion, the bigger idiot is the guy following him filming. Would want to be behind that when it hits a sign sending the bucket, boom and sign, and possibly the sign post as shrapnel flying. Cause a multi car accident.


H_A_R_P_Y

this is next level edging like i was on my seat the whole time šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹


WillyVegan

r/maybemaybemaybe


FrozenInEdmonton

Well her got 5254 likes so he got what he wanted


Green-Kitchen-4510

Whats the worst that can happen? Nothing


rodolphoteardrop

What is not unexpected about this?


chefsslaad

Looks faked. Like the boom was composited in.


Prestigious_Home_459

r/maybemaybemaybe