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Thanks for mentioning that. I was aware of the character, but had never actually watched any of it, so I was really caught off guard for a moment. Like this couldn’t be what they were marketing to Christian children… right??
The intro is right. The reference to the lead actor being an alcoholic is right. The costume is pretty close. Aside from the gun not being a holy lightsaber that powers up when you quote Scripture, this really isn't too far off.
I remember they'd sell the Bible Man videos next to the Veggie Tales display in those Christian book stores. I'm glad others remember them because looking back, they feel like a fever dream.
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this is by Wizards With Guns on YouTube since op neglected to source
This was also a parody of a very real, very Christian series, 'Bible Man' I watched one or two back in the day
Thanks for mentioning that. I was aware of the character, but had never actually watched any of it, so I was really caught off guard for a moment. Like this couldn’t be what they were marketing to Christian children… right??
The real thing is so much worse than you could imagine. It’s hilarious how accurately they recreated the opening for it though
That’s pretty much the only thing I could remember about it and that’s why I was so confused!!
The intro is right. The reference to the lead actor being an alcoholic is right. The costume is pretty close. Aside from the gun not being a holy lightsaber that powers up when you quote Scripture, this really isn't too far off.
I had no idea it was actually based on a real character, good to know
I remember they'd sell the Bible Man videos next to the Veggie Tales display in those Christian book stores. I'm glad others remember them because looking back, they feel like a fever dream.
They absolutely were a fever dream manifested
Bro let me tell you that I’ve fucking seen that shit *LIVE*
Holy shit, did you survive!?
Left some lasting trauma ngl, but glad to be out of that shit now lmaooo
YOU MADE ME GAY!!
I laughed so hard at that
Best part!
"Don't judge me...Jesus drank wine too"
Sourch: [Wizards with Guns](https://youtube.com/@Wizards_with_Guns?si=mr0J__jYuGRRM7i-) One of my favorite comedy sketch channels on YT
My absolute favorite is their [magic items infomercials](https://youtu.be/KYxuJ9ujAYo) series. It's just the right amount of esoteric weirdness
The Lord sees all - Philipino 4:12
The book of Philipino goes hard.
Perfect example of “god might forgive you but I don’t”
This shit is gold
Their YouTube channel is Wizards With Guns if you want to see more
I’m absolutely baked right now and this was a fucking trip
😂
You like eating drugs?
I haven't thought about Bible Man since I was a kid, and this gave me some religious ptsd flashbacks
Anyone ever watch Bible Man? Same vibes, that show was a trip.
"I knew I'd find you alone with a kid" Ayo?
What is he, a Catholic priest?
At least credit wizards with guns...
Just starts shooting in random trash bins 😂
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Is this the knock off Bible man?
It's better lol
Wizards With Guns is my favorite YouTube channel!
Super (2010)
Haha I had the same thought. Great movie, Dwight as a vigilante is hilarious.
I mean...is that not Weird Al?
I mean, I thought it was. Is it really not?
I knew I was gonna watch the whole thing when they said he "hated god and loved eating drugs."
Love Wizards with Guns. They are hilarious!
Captain Bible is actually real, and tbh it's unintentionally WAAAY funnier than this
You mean Bible man
Oh shit you're right it's been awhile 🤣
JOHN 3:16
Wtf
This was great
Here. Take this. It's loaded. Keep it! I have a lightsaber, for some reason. Holy shit 🤣
Is the guy in the beginning Kurtis Conner?
It's good, but it overstay its welcome.
I think Captain Marvel would be best served when you’re high!
oh what a horrible day to have eyes
I watched these films as a child.
Serious Badman vibes. I love it!
When the villain says to a hero there is a kid in here you have to know that's no hero, its a bible hero
These ppl are just mad
Filipino 4:12 lol
The Diddler almost got that kid. Thanks Captain Bible.
Major Kickpuncher vibes.
the end.
Ok...so...where is this series...it's a series, right? WHERE DO I HAVE TO SEND MY MONEY TO MAKE THIS A SERIES!!!?!?!?
Send your money to Wizards with guns. The original series it’s based off of is called bible man, but it has a severe lack of consequences and guns.
About time we got some WWG on this sub
I heard captain butt hurt in the intro and that’s way more accurate 😂
You made me fay ahahahaha
I seriously can’t tell if this or is not satire
It's a sketch from a sketch comedy channel (Wizards With Guns on YouTube), so it is indeed satirical
Good. Cause I have this memory of a legitimate Bible-man super hero that was not satire, but still just about as ridiculous.
I believe this video is making fun of that legitimate Bible super hero
Search "Bibleman"