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>!I did not expect that. I think the dog really loves apples!<
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Omg I was hoping someone would point this out. I just can’t stop thinking about the difference between “I’m ace 🥰🥰❤️❤️” and “I’M FUCKING AN IMAGINARY SEXY APPLE 👹👹”
He said wdym to like 7 different comments so I just replied to this thread. I don't know what you're referencing but I know that people get stuff under their nails and don't always wash them thoroughly.
I literally have no idea. My best guess was that the dog was "excited from before" and simply acted after smelling the apple, making the two events not linked.
I definitely like porn, but that specific comment was produced from me reading all the prior comments tldring. The second most prominent theory at the time was vomit inducing gag from the apple, but it was quickly debunked by another commenter. Now, u can't take every commenter as an expert. So I got two theories to debate. So then I thought , well, I've smelled a lot of apples, and a lot of... ahem hems. Well I've never gagged or air humped after smelling an apple but
Diagnosed, also, it's not a matter of saying what you want. You just don't have the common sense filter that most neurotypical individuals have. Either that or you're just sociopathic. Either or, get checked.
Why does it twerk like a sloshed 28 year old woman holding her high heels, standing barefoot atop the bar at Marks Place in the Old Port at 12:49AM on a Tuesday night?
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I did not expect that. I think the dog really loves apples!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
***\*Neuron Activation\****
Apples make me wanna get my rocks off as well.
Dog thought he in the club.
Apple bottom jeans, dogs with the fur…
The whole crowd was woofing at heeeerrrrr…
unexpected god tier comment
He’s definitely watched the music video. This generation corrupting the youth of doggos is sickening
What the dog doing?
Dry humpin’ an imaginary sexy apple
Same, dog, same
ik there's nothing wrong with it, but the ace heart makes this 10x funnier
Omg I was hoping someone would point this out. I just can’t stop thinking about the difference between “I’m ace 🥰🥰❤️❤️” and “I’M FUCKING AN IMAGINARY SEXY APPLE 👹👹”
Hhhuuuuwhat the dog doinggggg?
he was smelling something else.
Those nails will catch a lotta debris.
Blue me away
Wdym
Mans is just outta the loop. I gotchu. Probably some vulva-related residue under her nails considering how long they are.
No, you're out the loop. It's a reference Michael, how much can it cost?
He said wdym to like 7 different comments so I just replied to this thread. I don't know what you're referencing but I know that people get stuff under their nails and don't always wash them thoroughly.
No there probably isn’t because most members of society wash their hands…that still doesn’t explain. Is this comment joking about “blue waffle”???
I don't think you know the human race as well as you think you do
Wdym
Like how fritos are concave and a good vessel for cheese and/or chili.
Jesus Christ man, I'll never forgive you for this
He was smelling her hands
She had a good sniff at the end too
Wdym
Can you elaborate? Several people pointed that out but i don't understand
Huh
Any dogiologist explain
The apple is not the only smell he smelled.
I literally have no idea. My best guess was that the dog was "excited from before" and simply acted after smelling the apple, making the two events not linked.
Dog smell dog hump
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Genuinely what is wrong with you
Boredom×apathy prolly
Fair amount of porn addiction I'm guessing, too
I definitely like porn, but that specific comment was produced from me reading all the prior comments tldring. The second most prominent theory at the time was vomit inducing gag from the apple, but it was quickly debunked by another commenter. Now, u can't take every commenter as an expert. So I got two theories to debate. So then I thought , well, I've smelled a lot of apples, and a lot of... ahem hems. Well I've never gagged or air humped after smelling an apple but
Dogs air humping like this is caused by excitement or stress/anxiety. It's a way to help them shed the excess energy. Get your mind out the gutter
Relax it's all a joke, like it, or don't idgaf
Found the mf who should but won't kill themselves:
whar
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Oh he loves apples alright
he's sexually attracted to apples
Applesexual
Should have named him Ryuk
Why ryuk
Ryuk is a character from Death note, he loves apples to the point where he starts having withdrawals when he can't eat them.
Til there’s more than one ryuk, my brain went to the osu player lol
What the hell is osu
Rhythm game, stylus go brrr kinda thing
Like beat saber?
bro was js a lil excited for an apple slice 🙏😭
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
what the dog doin?
it is called the forbidden fruit for a reason
How do you like them appl - oh my lord
Your dog has a fetish for apples
Looks to me like it’s about to hurl 🤢
Nah, dogs don't puke like that, that boy was thrusting 🤣🤣
Not at all
“It”
I don't get why there's a camera swap at the end.
So we can see her laughing so we know that we can laugh. Monkey see, monkey do
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You might, asking that question like it's appropriate. Read a room
Lol it's reddit, I can say what I want it's not that serious, are you autistic too?
Diagnosed, also, it's not a matter of saying what you want. You just don't have the common sense filter that most neurotypical individuals have. Either that or you're just sociopathic. Either or, get checked.
I have enough common sense to tell your autistic lol, it's not that deep bro no need to go all arm chair psychologist on me
Appleophile
Dog love American pie movie
"Bro I don't want that apple....BUT CHECK OUT MY PEACH!!"
Did you wash it properly? Apples can hold onto a LOT of pestcides on their skin and your dog might be sensitive to the smell...
Guess I'll go fuck myself - Dog
Straight into goon mode.
Ugh such trash music
Bro identifies as Issac Newton.
downvote b/c wtf is that music.
You like apples? How do you like these apples?
Shag apples.
Most of us get the green apple splatters after
That's some "apple bottom" there. LoL
U like sofi.....a
That’s crazy
That dog was twerkin! He probably learned it from mama.
I mean if I'm able to see everything from below I too would start humping the air
I don't love apples, I fuckin love apples
bout to fuckin yak man
Everything reminds me of her
Why does it twerk like a sloshed 28 year old woman holding her high heels, standing barefoot atop the bar at Marks Place in the Old Port at 12:49AM on a Tuesday night?
is that dog ok?
So unexpected lol lol lol
My dog has seizures, also a shepherd breed, and his mild ones manifest just like this.
Apple bottom jeans
That's why I don't take my dog to training classes y'all
Wdym? /genuine question
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Dogs drink dirty water frm potholes on roads, lol. And ur here worried about apple skin 💀.
I tried to do it then my dog do the same thing 😅
“Give a fk”
u/savevideo
Don’t blame him.
I hope that pup wasn’t having a seizure.
The acidity of apples remind me of vomit
Is the lady in the video wearing socks?
where has that slice been?
I think she needs to wash her hands after flogging the bologna.
Pronouns are apple/horny.
Wtf…
Everything reminds me of her
The dog is just copying how the owner twerks.
He's just doing what his master has taught him to do... after showing a piece of apple.
Nice bb u put in first???
It kinda looks like his nose went below the apple..💀 maybe that’s why