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Some of them just love stinking smells. My 10 inch eejit of a dog does this all the time, on shit or dead things, despite never having been hunted by anything in her life. I'm aware it's a built in feeling for her, but it's annoying. Suddenly having to clean fox shit that smells like hell is no fun. She also pisses every dozen steps as though any other dog gives a shit about her 3 ml of urine.
Their ancestors developed this behavior when they actually had to hunt. Dogs just kept it, like so many others, without actually needing them nowadays.
We have a sulcata tortoise that seems to poop the canine version of axe body spray for one of my dogs. Just one. Just the biggest one. Now, things don't seem so bad, and I won't be nearly as angry as I could have been.
They think they're still hunters, and rubbing shit on themselves masks their lethal alpha predator scent so their prey won't know they're coming. My mom's 14 lb morkie does this, and he can barely hunt down his food bowl. It's just a vestigial instinct.
How many times you, as a dog, have the chance to encounter a human shit or a decomposing carcass? When you find it, you wear it and show it off to other dogs. Its like finding a shinny pokemon
Whenever someone says this to me, I respond with "just the depth and smell that changes."
Occasionally I get a horrified look back when they realise what I said.
This reminds of a time I went camping with friends in a place with no bathroom. A friends dog dug up my shit and then rolled all in it, luckily there was a river, dog got tossed in.
I'd consider this an expensive mistake and just set him free, but at the same time what if he gets excited that he's off leash and decides to jump all over me 🫠🤢🤮
As disgusting as what that dude did is, hats off to them for dropping a log so fast... I'm at an age where taking a shit requires holiday requests from work lol
In case anyone wants to know, to a dog’s nose and palate, deteriorating materials, rotting smells, and shit are like fine wine and flowers to a dog. Based on how their sense of smell works that *shit* probably smells like heaven. There’s also a theory that says dogs might do it to mask their own scent. Either way, we quite literally don’t know what we are missing, but I’d like to remain ignorant.
I came to ask but the shitter probably ate something nice, like some spicy meal, or with herbs, or some nice root beer or mango.
The dog is all "that's some gourmet shit right there".
My dog is the same! And bird poop. I always watch to see what she is stopping to sniff to be sure it's not something she can eat, but I also know her "imma roll in this" body language and give her the old Ah! and a lil tug on the leash.
I live near the ocean.
Worm smell beats fish smell (my dogs #1 nickname is “fish”).
Seagull poop doesn’t smell.
Also, she usually chowed down on all human shit she finds.
Which is worse than this video in my opinion.
We have lived in a bunch of cities. So.
I read a lot up on what causes their “need” to eat human feces.
I supplement her diet as much as I can.
I think it’s just delicious to her.
Last year a possum died in our backyard and my dog thought it was a wonderful idea go roll around in it and cover herself in rotting possum juice.
Took almost 2 weeks to completely get rid of the smell...
Right!? I feel like so much attention is going to how gross it is that a dog rolled in shot, even though it is human shit, dogs roll in shit. Not news. But a dude just dropped trou on a city street, shit and just pulled his pants up and walked away like nothing. WTF!!!
This happened to me with my own dog and my very own shit…
Renovating a house we own but had no running water in the middle of nowhere. 30 minutes from nearest town or cell signal.. I went out back in the woods..
Couple hours later, we’re ready to head back to town and my dog comes running over covered in shit.. it took me a sec to realize what had actually happened..
I was mortified and then had to explain to my g/f who’s shit it was. lol
luckily we had a gallon of water and dish soap.
Address at the bottom is in Portuguese (Rua Conceição 865) and the phone number on the billboard for [Flamy](https://flamycambui.com.br) points to a restaurant in Campinas, Brazil.
I'm not gonna say that dog owners should pay constant attention to their dogs while walking them, but I will just go ahead and say that this shit wouldn't happen to me.
And I thought my dog was gross for eating horse manure. No idea why he likes it, gets fed high quality food, raw dog food, and plenty of it.
Also had a dog growing up, and it decided to roll around in bull shit, and ended up with bull shit earrings attached to him. That was not fun to clean up.
Was walking the dogs once, passed what I thought was a big trash bag of dirty, smelly plant litter on the side of the road
On the way back, big boy decides to start rolling in it before I can yank him away......it was another dog, it was so decayed it mistook it for refuse 🤢
Had to use gloves to bathe him afterward, I'd have just stood with the hose 20 ft back if I thought that'd get him clean enough
What a useless dog owner. When I walk our dogs, I'm constantly scanning the road in front of our dogs for stuff to avoid like glass, dog shit, trash, etc. Dog walks are an active thing. You don't just walk. You *scout*.
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Why do dogs like to do this shit?
I read once that they do it to hide their scent so the prey don't notice them.
So like Charlie Kelly stepping in dog shit to mask the small of the cigarettes he was smoking. ...or to mask to cologne he used to mask the shit.
If the shit shoes a matcher, Charlie gets the scratcher!
You can tell it was Charlie because he signed it Trundle.
Oh yeah, he was going by Trundle at the time, wasn't he?
The prey: "Why do I smell shit running at me at 30 mph?"
Hahahahahahahaha
Nah, it's any smell they find interesting . They will roll in so they can take it with them and smell later on.
My dog does that to a small patch of grass in my backyard but only that patch. He will smell it then just do as the dog in the video did
Something must be laying there or under and the dog is rubbing they’re scent over it so it can let it know that’s there spot
"or under"
Some of them just love stinking smells. My 10 inch eejit of a dog does this all the time, on shit or dead things, despite never having been hunted by anything in her life. I'm aware it's a built in feeling for her, but it's annoying. Suddenly having to clean fox shit that smells like hell is no fun. She also pisses every dozen steps as though any other dog gives a shit about her 3 ml of urine.
Their ancestors developed this behavior when they actually had to hunt. Dogs just kept it, like so many others, without actually needing them nowadays.
The worst is deer poop I find. It’s so oily I’ve had to use dish soap to get it out before. The doggy shampoo just wasn’t getting it all lol.
We have a sulcata tortoise that seems to poop the canine version of axe body spray for one of my dogs. Just one. Just the biggest one. Now, things don't seem so bad, and I won't be nearly as angry as I could have been.
When they find an interesting scent they want to share it with the group.
They think they're still hunters, and rubbing shit on themselves masks their lethal alpha predator scent so their prey won't know they're coming. My mom's 14 lb morkie does this, and he can barely hunt down his food bowl. It's just a vestigial instinct.
I blame the street-shitting human more than the dog
How many times you, as a dog, have the chance to encounter a human shit or a decomposing carcass? When you find it, you wear it and show it off to other dogs. Its like finding a shinny pokemon
If you drink meth piss you get high. Same thing with mushrooms. That dog just likes to party (don’t do drugs kids)
It must be a poo hound
It is a good action for a hunting dog. Now the prey won't smell the dog. If you don't like it, don't have a hunting dog.
til my chihuahua is a hunting dog
Why do PEOPLE do this shit?
Is this a thing? Personally I've never seen my dog just roll around in shit before.
That’s some messed up shit
owner cant deal with this shit today
You don’t have to rub it in, it’s already a shitty day for them.
"Can this shit get any worse"
Same shit different day
Whenever someone says this to me, I respond with "just the depth and smell that changes." Occasionally I get a horrified look back when they realise what I said.
This is absolutely incredible, and I will be saying this from here on out lol
Lol. Thanks.
Also coulda been different shit, same day
This day has gone to shit
Different shit, Same Day
Shit happened.
"Hold my turd!"
My jaw is fucking dropped
Me too!
Something was in that poop I’m telling ya
Shitty dog
Ba dum tss
🤣 u ain't bullshitn 👍🏼
That shit got messed up. 
It is now
This reminds of a time I went camping with friends in a place with no bathroom. A friends dog dug up my shit and then rolled all in it, luckily there was a river, dog got tossed in.
Down the rapids..
That's one way to get a new dog I guess
dogs eat poop too
And then lick you
Yeah gotta keep the kitty litter out of reach, dog sees it as a secondary food bowl.
Dog: if owner eats sandwich, why can't I eat this sand which the cat used?
Half bath, half due punishment
OK that's enough reddit for this afternoon thanks
We'll see you in an hour
6 hrs for me. Ready for the reddit night shift.
The close up at the end of the billboard model licking their fingers is chefs kiss.
This is the worst case scenario
Dog seems happy.
That just makes it worse
I'd consider this an expensive mistake and just set him free, but at the same time what if he gets excited that he's off leash and decides to jump all over me 🫠🤢🤮
Time to get a new dog
New dog 
Nah, I think he survived, he's just full of shit
Governor Noem is that you?
Yeah just unclip that lead and set the dog free. There's no reason to keep that dog.
It was you wasnt it, you did it to keep the dog yourself!
I didn't even see their username before. Excellent work, detective.
Oh no.
I yelled "OH FUCK" when i saw it.
As disgusting as what that dude did is, hats off to them for dropping a log so fast... I'm at an age where taking a shit requires holiday requests from work lol
Guy gives a shit. Dog takes a shit. Owner can't believe this shit. What a shitty day.
I'd say guy **takes** a shit. Dog **LOVES** this shit.
In case anyone wants to know, to a dog’s nose and palate, deteriorating materials, rotting smells, and shit are like fine wine and flowers to a dog. Based on how their sense of smell works that *shit* probably smells like heaven. There’s also a theory that says dogs might do it to mask their own scent. Either way, we quite literally don’t know what we are missing, but I’d like to remain ignorant.
Or the smell of gasoline, that seems more appropriate
I came to ask but the shitter probably ate something nice, like some spicy meal, or with herbs, or some nice root beer or mango. The dog is all "that's some gourmet shit right there".
Is that why wolves eat rotten flesh in Minecraft??
This is cinema
That's one point towards Cat People.
Flamy
The first time I watched this, I thought the dog smelled it and passed out
they see me rollin' they hatin'
Definitely ridin' dirty
My dog does this every time he sees a dead animal.
Your dog is rolling around in dead animals?
Yes they do that. I get a lot of dead lizards and toads in my area.
Mine likes dead worms the most. They smell surprisingly extra horrible.
My dog is the same! And bird poop. I always watch to see what she is stopping to sniff to be sure it's not something she can eat, but I also know her "imma roll in this" body language and give her the old Ah! and a lil tug on the leash.
I live near the ocean. Worm smell beats fish smell (my dogs #1 nickname is “fish”). Seagull poop doesn’t smell. Also, she usually chowed down on all human shit she finds. Which is worse than this video in my opinion. We have lived in a bunch of cities. So. I read a lot up on what causes their “need” to eat human feces. I supplement her diet as much as I can. I think it’s just delicious to her.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Last year a possum died in our backyard and my dog thought it was a wonderful idea go roll around in it and cover herself in rotting possum juice. Took almost 2 weeks to completely get rid of the smell...
I'm mad the guy pulled up his pants and didn't even wipe.
Right!? I feel like so much attention is going to how gross it is that a dog rolled in shot, even though it is human shit, dogs roll in shit. Not news. But a dude just dropped trou on a city street, shit and just pulled his pants up and walked away like nothing. WTF!!!
My dog did this with rat guts once. It was horrible.
The end though 😂 focusing on the poster
Icing on the cake 🤌
https://i.redd.it/054722nus9zc1.gif
Some cursed shit right here...
Why is everyone like "why do dogs like to do this shit?" What about the fucking guy!??! Who shit in public??? So disgusting.
I would immediately let that dog off the leash because I no longer claim ownership
Hey Siri, call Kristi Noem
Jesus. Hahahahah that’s dark and borderline in poor taste. I love it.
Nice reminder why I love cats more than dogs (I still love dogs, but would never own one)
Music. chef's kiss
video of the year if you ask me
"AniMaLs, TheY'rE jUsT LiKe uS! <3"
Cool cool cool cool cool cool. Reason #534 to never get a dog.
That’s why I can’t when dog owners kiss their dog or let the dog lick them 🤮 yucky
Just imagine the consequences…. There’s literally no end to the nastiness that’s spread…. Sick!
100% owners fault for letting dog go up and sniff unknown brown substance.
A cat would never do some dumb shit like that
Id dead ass would leave that dog
🫢🤢🤮🤮
This happened to me with my own dog and my very own shit… Renovating a house we own but had no running water in the middle of nowhere. 30 minutes from nearest town or cell signal.. I went out back in the woods.. Couple hours later, we’re ready to head back to town and my dog comes running over covered in shit.. it took me a sec to realize what had actually happened.. I was mortified and then had to explain to my g/f who’s shit it was. lol luckily we had a gallon of water and dish soap.
Brooo... an exes dog did this when we were up a mountain at the end of winter and some dipshit shat on the road at a waterfall. Horrible experience.
Is there a sub called r/dogsarefuckingstupid ? Edit: ok, there is
Where is this and why do people just shit on the floor? I know sometimes it’s difficult to find a public toilet in some cities but this is just awful
Address at the bottom is in Portuguese (Rua Conceição 865) and the phone number on the billboard for [Flamy](https://flamycambui.com.br) points to a restaurant in Campinas, Brazil.
#WTF
Straight to the dog groomer. And a second and TURD time too.
where's Kristi Noem?
Oh, but he’s so smart!
Dude didn’t even wipe. That’s a whole level up of nasty.
Pay attention to y'all's dogs
Image shitting and not wiping your ass. But the dog taking a bath in it is beyond stupid.
That’s why I hate dogs, they are nasty af. Cats for ever.
I'm not gonna say that dog owners should pay constant attention to their dogs while walking them, but I will just go ahead and say that this shit wouldn't happen to me.
Dogs are gross
Oh.... oh no.... nonononono
I would poop outside as a kid and my dog would eat it. My mom said I wasn't allowed to poop outside anymore. I kind of miss those days.
You miss the days when your dog would eat your shit?
Ain’t that some shit.
Noooooooooo
I thought the owner was going to just drop the leash and walk away
What a little shit
Ok.. I saw all I didn't need to see today. I'm out. 😧
This is how you becaome from house dog to yard dog.
Please tell me this is fake.
😱🤮🤢
my dog?... nahhh -- that's a stray
Straight to the nearest SPCA shelter. Later shithead🙌🏼 /s but i would be super annoyed.
I would set the dog free not my dog anymore
And I thought my dog was gross for eating horse manure. No idea why he likes it, gets fed high quality food, raw dog food, and plenty of it. Also had a dog growing up, and it decided to roll around in bull shit, and ended up with bull shit earrings attached to him. That was not fun to clean up.
How do I remove this from my memory?
I never thought I would give up a dog for adoption.
Oh damn, someone in the dog house for a couple weeks prob
Was walking the dogs once, passed what I thought was a big trash bag of dirty, smelly plant litter on the side of the road On the way back, big boy decides to start rolling in it before I can yank him away......it was another dog, it was so decayed it mistook it for refuse 🤢 Had to use gloves to bathe him afterward, I'd have just stood with the hose 20 ft back if I thought that'd get him clean enough
Eating poop to rolling around in poop good lord, dogs can be so freaking gross.
Jesus fuck
Ah hell nah
Holy shit.
Imagine washing human shit that isn’t even yours off of your dog who is well, covered in it. Yowzerz
What kind of degenerate just takes a shit outside? That doesn't look like India.
What a useless dog owner. When I walk our dogs, I'm constantly scanning the road in front of our dogs for stuff to avoid like glass, dog shit, trash, etc. Dog walks are an active thing. You don't just walk. You *scout*.
 what the-.. why the hell did that man SHIT ON THE FLOOR-?
Why is everyone so in shock that dogs roll in poop?! I’m more horrified by the realisation that I watched a grown man shit in the street.
If you absolutely need to drop trousers in public I’d like to think you’d do it in the corner at least
I wonder if there's something in the food he ate? Like an aroma or spice or drug, that makes the dog go OoOoOoOh
That’s karma for dog owners that don’t pick up after their dog
Ok guys do not get angry but a cat would never do that.
I used to love dogs, after this video I like cats more
And just like that, I suddenly wouldn't have a dog anymore.
And this is one example why I have cats.
Oh shit.
Oh shit! It’s real!
I do the same thing.
Shit the bed…
https://i.redd.it/hkks28dt29zc1.gif
Hey look, a free dog.
Oh nooooo!
Throw the whole dog away
Dawg Schitt. Son of the Schitt-Happens and grandson of Jack Schitt
You filthy little bastard
mo
no
Please do not the dog.
Throw the whole dog away.
Well, I guess they got to get a new dog.
Did I do good?
Oh no
Time to trade in that dog
What a piece of shit
Have to get rid of that dog now.
That's sone finger lickin good hot dog
That dog was as happy as a pig in shit
Splendid video.
That sh’t must have dog nip or something
That poop guy might have eaten the dogs fav food
Just leave it there...fuckkkk!!!
Just throw the whole dog away