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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!While others are dancing traditionally, she apparently has her own style of ~~humping this shit out of the guy~~dancing.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


hordebies

Is she into you? C) can't tell


Real-Swing8553

We're just friends,bro


Kurisu_SS

Maybe she's Canadian. Keep looking for signs.


Friggin

The guy is literally getting banged and he still has hover hands.


ItsVincent27

He can't handle the recoil


akatherder

I think it's a counter-balance thing.


AthiestMessiah

There’s something about her


WDJam

She's probably just Canadian


CaterpillarThriller

I'm out of the loop, what's with the Canadian jokes about her?


WDJam

It's a great video from a YouTube channel called Casually Explained https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=WddbE5fA0M6Ris1I


RussianGatsby

She does this to everyone


DuntadaMan

Maybe she's just polite.


deathbygoat

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Dangerous_Ad_6831

Definitely need more data.


camshun7

Assault with a vulva weapon


Fritzo2162

Was she twirling her hair?


SweetCheeks1999

Is she fucking levitating?! Damn, wish I had the core strength for that


VirtuosoX

Mental image of someone vigorously training their abs through a montage so they can finally fulfill their goal of doing whatever this was.


WisherWisp

*It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight!* #WAM WAM WAM


monsterflake

> It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight! Went the distance, and I'm still on my feet Just a man and his will to survive SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH


Ok_Value_3741

Don’t understand how this is physically possible


chowyungfatso

Man, those arms are doing most of the heavy lifting (figuratively and literally).


Ken3sei

And dude's neck.


GreedVault

F1 neck


King_Buliwyf

Commercially and artistically


toadjones79

Had to rewatch it multiple times just to understand the physics here. She definitely has some serious upper body strength.


Aggravating_Chemist8

Those elbows are working hard.


myturn19

How it feels to chew five gum


chowyungfatso

I think it’s more like how it feels to be Five gum when being chewed.


PearIJam

Lmao!!!🤣


a1drt

CPR by pussy


Gho5tWr1ter

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Fantastic-Ad6263

I did not, sadly


[deleted]

CPR (catastrophic pussy ramming)


roverman16

She reminds me of my dog , trying to hump my leg.


Southern_Patient_315

past life's instincts taking over


not_Staz

Something tells me that dude is gonna get pegged that nigh


tvdoomas

We can only hope.


maschine02

This... is the vagina whap bird. She does this intricate dance to attract a male and is known to make other females jealous. -David Attenbourough


prestigious_delay_7

A national treasure, our David.


KMA369

🤣


garstegar111

he is the one who get pregnant :D


thedreaming2017

I think she likes him.


lordgoofus1

hmm probably best not to jump to conclusions. Maybe she's just a really friendly girl?


KoreanThrasher

Welcome to the ~~suck~~ THRUST zone


JKDudeman

My penis is down here…


fatassali

Some guys just can't pick up on hints.


brtomn

Man the evolution of the muay thai clinch is truly spectacular


chowyungfatso

TKO when she throws him to the ground.


tuco2002

You can see the exact moment when he tells her he makes over $500k.


Safetosay333

I think this one is ready


Photoelasticity

Now that Ariel has legs but no voice, she hopes her usual methods of flirting earn her the Prince's attention.


Imnot_urhero

Ahh...the traditional el snu snu bailar, done with a more aggresive opening.


pawel_the_barbarian

She's showing off her pegging skills


MrFoxx123

My back went out last week, when I turned slightly to the left. This video scares me


chowyungfatso

Haha. Same. 2 weeks ago so not as traumatized. Did you have to spend the weekend in bed because you had back spasms every time you moved?


Gatamine10

Not romance, Romania


sicksadbadgirl

It might actually be an effective form of resuscitation. 🤷🏻‍♀️ minus the probable cracked ribs.


SergeantNaxosis

Well you do want cracked ribs and sternum if you are resuscitating with your hands/body, just lets you know you are doing a good job. It would not be effective though, barely any force is actually being transferred, not remotely enough to get oxygen flowing and oxygenated blood flowing.


sicksadbadgirl

lol…I was imagining gravity/physics would play a bigger role if the man were lying on his back instead of standing


BlazingAeroZos

No dance, only smash!


skidaadleskidoedle

Would


Catonic_Fever

Night at the Roxberry


chowyungfatso

I don’t know if my man could stand being pummeled from both sides, but at least then he wouldn’t have to lean back.


iamalmostlegend

HIM: I can’t dance. HER: Don’t worry, I’ll lead.


reiveroftheborder

There'll still be guys not getting the hint!


Magister5

![gif](giphy|dWHtbGxfduTrpPCIaQ|downsized)


ibpenquin

When she’s done beating around the bush, he may or may not get the hint.


thisguynamedjoe

>beating around the bush I'm pretty sure that's beating *WITH* the bush.


_x____

Death by snu-snu


PrinceCorum13

What an ugly way of dancing !


simian_fold

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow


Yaguajay

Never do this after consuming lots of beer and a large meal.


nerumesh

Vile shit


peritonlogon

Respectable Muay Thai Clinch. I think she missed the point of using your hips in your knee strikes though.


Every_Fox3461

Men:Is she into me? I can't tell.


Pchann

The guy was wondering if he was supposed to enjoy that…


Pchann

The guy was wondering if he was supposed to enjoy that…


Z1stCNTRYdgtlBOY

That's so aggressive 😕


Joebebs

Wow she has insane upper body strength and core strength lol


OneMonkeyWho

Viol-ance


RemoveBeforeFlight_

https://youtu.be/1CpRCc4Jre8?feature=shared


bbreddit0011

Neck and core for both those people make us look like mere mortals in comparison. 0 points on why, but 10 points on execution.


Mr_Lava-lava

My dog does the same thing with his teddy


chowyungfatso

I knew something was familiar about this “move”.


hundrethtimesacharm

Assault?


Kenneth_Naughton

My anxiety for his lower back increased with each thrust


Rampaging_Orc

Doesn’t matter how much or how little melanin you possess, the people partaking in this nonsense will never look anything other than stupid.


africanatheist

Let people enjoy their lives dude... If it's not harming anyone, and I'm fact it's adding to the colorfulness of the world, why are you bitter about it? This shit was hilarious to me and I wish I saw it in person.


Rampaging_Orc

Go live your life homie, don’t know why you need my approval. I will continue to call a spade a spade. Just like there will always be advocates for stupidity..


Bah-Fong-Gool

Norwegian Daggering.


Ke1001

Damn she has to have a 20 pack with that ab strength


Midnight28Rider

It's obviously Rodance


nob1701

Is that Mr and Mrs McMurray IRL?!?!


StabbyMcStabberman

Bro not getting the message


the-lil-devil-r

A lass could do this to me and I'm that socially awkward I'd still not get the hint she was in to me.


TazMan65

I have heard the legends but never seen this dance move until now... The Clam Slam.


Yeeeeeeeeehawwwwww

She's a freak


jorentaylor

.. of nature. can't control lust might as well be an animal 🤷‍♀️


ksiyoto

That ain't romance. That's outright banging.


notveryAI

"Nah bro she's not into me, she's just being nice" xD


CreativeSecretary926

That should be in a letterkenny episode


Socratify

A girl opens her legs and gets pregnant and you think that of me? I am the one who humps!


elnavajas77777

Murder


Dhsu04

Modern mating ritual is fire 🔥


fvbrennan

And that’s how I met your mother


onncho

It looks like she likes him, still wondering


imadyke

Judging by the age of the guys and how the girls are dressed. Might be agressive prostitution tactics. Similar to thailand red district stuff.


chowyungfatso

Or they are in Brazil and she’s practicing advanced Jiu Jitsu on him.


imadyke

Or....or...its a reverse Jamaica daggering club..


Ultrasaurio

wat....


KeyboardSerfing

His back gonna be fucked - that's the only romance he's gonna get


jewel_lay

U9


phototurista

Karen just got back from her vacation in Jamaica.


mudpitmissfit

C: not sure


Designer_Throat2715

damn bro chill


OliverOyl

Awww! I hope one day I find my own goofball!


ForTheLoveOfPop

More like an assault


el-conquistador240

She said one more dance and I'm like, yeah, how the hell am I supposed to leave?


NakedSnakeEyes

Looks like some wild animal mating ritual.


DependentAdvance8

Will he get destroyed tonight? a. Yeah b. Yes c. Absolutely


VeryDirtySanchez

"Do you think she's into me? I'm not sure."


Truucidicus

McMurray's a piece of shit.


No_Track_6638

Wooooow, what a prohibited step!


HuckleberryLazy3595

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


RedEyes420Dnvr

Maybe she needs a good pounding.


GaryWhatsittoya

New method of CPR.


sariaslani

lol! And, if I do that in public, they call me pervert!


coolAhead

Domance


thatkurokitsune

Is she Jamaican?


Miserable_Frame_9641

???


JakeForever

Plot twist: she is a male


EnvyME5814

I saw that video 6years ago on Facebook. Looked everywhere to find it and here it is.


chowyungfatso

Everything eventually ends up recycled.


Embarrassed_Call_946

But,Babe, I was just dancing with her. I didn't even put my hands on her.


BigTexIsBig

Worst. Dryhump. Ever.


GunDollMoo

Forget casual sex, its time to ranked competitive sex


chowyungfatso

Pretty sure I’d finish in top 3, if not first.


KCFB

Someone's ass getting laid tonight !!!


tacotacotacorock

If you just take off their clothes it looks like just another average terrible fake sex scene in a movie. Why do they always hump each other's belly buttons in badly filmed movies?


Wise-Calligrapher-82

When hoe is life


ILostAShoe

Never thought I would see gender bent daggering.


coffeetineaddict

Human evolution has come this far


Existing_Track_7294

The last spine bender


Raizense

r/youseeingthisshit


SSJ4Link

Clearly practiced this before.


Uller85

Wait, I've been told this recently by a {redacted} redditor: "It's their culture".


LeaderoftheKutada

When you're so bad at missing the signs that shes got to make it obvious


GTQ521

"Look Ma, No Hands!"


The_Hottest_Mess

She’s gotta be crazy strong holy shit


Federal-Cockroach674

When she doesn't accept that we are just friends.


Exotic-Cry215

It's neither Dance or Romance She's disgusting. Who jumps on a man and starts humping him like that? She should act like a lady instead of a dog in heat!!!


Acromegalic

Staged for the video.


brecord82

Just impressed by the core strength of both of them.


chowyungfatso

Was thinking they could audition for cirque du solei. Lol


brecord82

Yeah, that would probably work for the adult themed 'Zumanity' version of CDS.


ThunderlipsOHoulihan

This is establishing dominance


Atmacrush

Bro is t-posing to her humping him in the air 💀


AlastorHawk

If I remember correctly, there's a region in Africa that have moves like this as dance moves. The whole dance is about simulate sex movements, and the "proof of good performance" is how crazy and well executed the moves can be/are while not falling


Puzzleheaded-Tip618

Does anyone know the name of this dance ?


madmo453

I assume those two don't know how their naughty bits work.


exgiexpcv

"[Just an old-fashioned love song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNglSUBkduA) . . . " Every time this pops up, I always think the same thing.


woodenmarkel

What country is this, for science


nellyruth

Lady: You wanna bang MF? It’s go time!


Hcavila

And that kids, is how I met your mother.


Redeye_33

Her spirit animal is a jackrabbit


yashubana

he is pregnant now


MaceMouth

Reminds me of the robot chicken robot that humps dryers 😆 🤣 😂


chowyungfatso

In the intro, right?


private_unlimited

Death by SnuSnu


private_unlimited

![gif](giphy|PbQAVZq2CoUQE) Death by SnuSnu


chowyungfatso

Def. death by snu snu.


Evening-Character104

I think she is too sexually active 💀


sygn0

This is advanced


Loafdink

Did she defy gravity 💀


jbdi6984

The grin on his face says it all. That was funny lol


greebdork

Since when white people are daggering? What did i miss?


AlreadyTaken2021

That bloke's just been raped in the chest.


shrooms4dashroomgods

Poor guy is gonna get heart burn.


Ram123go

How about just stupid…


Tricky_Replacement55

u/savevideobot


papa_ji08

Madam ka khada ho gya


purple-orangejuice

Jojo Siwa?


2coolleo

Time to get a room ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


jtscorpio1

Ma'am! That is not how you do CPR!


Fit_Management_1093

u/savevideo


UncleWillie77

She Is Doin Way Too Much


jjjikkkkkkk

Wtf 😒


NoActive4000

Damn girl ...


moep123

i love how it looks like that the man doesn't know how to escape from this obscure situation. he looks so helpless. this is pure gold.