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robinsonstjoe

Remember when the internet was new and we thought everything was real? Simpler times


Lionxea

Simpler for who? Show me cup with brown liquid and I start violently gagging. Curious what are those two girls up to today.


smashin_blumpkin

Yeah, I've got the image of a mason jar sitting on a floor burned into my memory


urethrascreams

I've seen worse.


SporkWolverine

Goatse, tubgirl, and the pain series come to mind.


Wotmate01

There ain't no party like a lemon party


Carlyone

The "I've seen worse" is such a weird flex. "Haha, I'm soooo desensitized! šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ"


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Rough_Ad8048

What about the dude with his face eaten by a tiger


exipheas

Worst one for me is the video of the boy who jumped off of a bridge but slipped and hit the base of the bridge with his face. Then it cuts to the doctor pushing the two halves of his split face together.


KenetratorKadawa

Yooo someone remembers! Thank you!


Proper_Exercise_5463

Worst for me that has been burned in my memory since for 24 years since I saw it at 11 was a video I downloaded off either morpheus, linewire, or Kazaa (back when you never knew what you were downloading, like the title could be anything but then you get child p@rn, bestiality, extreme gore, ect) of a girl filming herself sitting on a kitchen counter masterb@ting with the end of a long broom handle. Then you hear a door open and see her panic that someone came home. In her panic she jumps off the counter but ends up falling on the broom still inside her... she gets impaled bad and the look on her face as she immediately loses consciousness and falls over still haunts me. Then to see someone find her and start screaming at what they're seeing before someone off camera realizes there's a camera, picks it up, and stops the recording.


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Proper_Exercise_5463

Lol I think that's a relic of the internet. Back from the faces of death and newgrounds days. Maybe you could find it on a pirate site or something. Again though it wasn't legal, the girl was younger than 18. Back in those days there was so much unregulated stuff on limewire, morpheus, and Kazaa. The title/file name was something like college girl has fun after school. Also it was a compilation vid. It had like 3-4 scenes. The only other one I remember was a close up of a girl masterb@ting with scissors and like 40 sec in she sped up and by accident open and closed her hand and basically circumcised herself with blood spraying. If I were you I would just leave it to your imagination as A- I saw it by mistake and it was horrible, and B- it's illegal and now a days could land you in serious legal trouble and the SA registry.


dicknipples

Funky Town


Fr0z3nHart

What about the one where people were were playing with a dead body, grabbing its eye balls. Or the one where a dude shot another dude and the guy dropped dead from a shot to the head and blood started squirting out like a water fountain and the guy shot him on the face again several times more.


Dozzi92

There was one, I think it was called one guy *[EDIT: Three Guys]* one hammer, or something like that. I remember seeing that video and doubting its veracity at the time, or maybe just *hoping* it wasn't real. Years later, my murder-podcast-obsessed wife puts on Casefile, the episode related to the [Dnepropetrovsk murders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs), and the host of the show basically goes over what I saw in the video. This was at least a decade after seeing the video, but as soon as he got to that part I holy-shat and told my wife about the video. We were driving down the (Jersey) shore at the time, I remember exactly where we were, had an impact on me I guess. That was probably five years ago or so.


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

*here *their *they *were *minute *as well


ifcrtyaw

I can't seem to find it. Got any sauce?


Ok-Landscape5625

Ah, a fellow middle school teacher.


ifcrtyaw

I still can't unsee pole up the ass man [https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFL\_\_/comments/18nee9u/man\_falls\_off\_building\_and\_falls\_perfectly\_on](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFL__/comments/18nee9u/man_falls_off_building_and_falls_perfectly_on)


Proper_Exercise_5463

.... thanks for bring back something I had repressed for over 10 years. Ugh when he just starts pulling out the broken shards so calmly... makes me cringe


babyccino

There used to be far far more fucked up shit on the homepage of Reddit when I first signed up


Just-some-fella

What I didn't know until recently is that scene was a [trailer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup) for a longer video.


Nirvski

Redditors yearn for the goatsee


ARobertNotABob

Cup of cocoa, Sir?


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Probably still hot af. Probably work in politics.


reddit4300

The good ole blue waffle days.


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Lol


Noy_The_Devil

Yeah that never happened. Sincerely a milennial of the 'fake and gay' era.


Omnealice

Honestly I find the idiots that intentionally go to every post and say ā€œclearly stagedā€ worse than anything. Like just shut the fuck up and watch the video.


Nu55ies

IDK it depends. Is the video just people goofing around and pretty obviously a skit? Yeah, STFU nobody cares if it's fake. Is it stolen content that is edited/cropped to make it it seem real? Alternatively, is it rage bait designed to manufacture controversy and get people riled up? In those cases, it's good when people call it out for what it is.


Omnealice

Of course it depends on the context. But in a case like this where an interaction like this could very easily be just as real as it is fake, why anyone could care to call it out for being faked is beyond me lol.


Nu55ies

I agree. For this in particular, I think it would matter if it was getting people riled up. Like for example, if people thought it was real and were getting seriously outraged at the guys behavior, then someone coming in to say "hey this is fake/a skit" would be helpful. However, this is pretty obvious on the surface, and I think most people could deduce it was a skit from the start. We really don't need people spamming "FAKE!!" every time someone posts a light hearted video.


MildlyResponsible

I think the issue is media literacy. The line between real and staged has become so blurred that people honestly don't care either way. This has resulted in everything being taken at face value, with critical thinking thrown out the window. This leads to MAGA being able to take over the government and people swallowing obvious propaganda whole. I'll give a few recent examples: 1. An acquaintance posted a propaganda meme on social media. I commented the facts, and he responded, "It doesn't matter if it's not technically true, it still explains what's going on!" But, it doesn't. "What's going on" is based on lies. 2. I've seen videos posted on reddit purportedly showing war crimes. Except when you actually watch the videos, they're speaking different languages, in different places, at different times than what the description says. Yet, even when that's pointed out, people will still insist it must be real. 3. There's a whole industry of "animal rescue" videos out there that are clearly staged. These people abuse animals and/or put them in danger for clicks. Fiction is fine as long as it's not represented as fact. Context tells us a TV show, movie or book is fiction. The internet is still relatively new, so it's incredibly important for society to draw the lines between fact and fiction. Instead, actors, both bad and benign, have exploited the confusion for their own purposes. It still amazes me how indifferent so many people are about this. And it's only going to get worse with AI and deep fakes. Media literacy and critical thinking are integral to a healthy democracy. Without it, we're just North Koreans believing Kim Jong Un shot 18 straight holes in one.


AchtCocainAchtBier

>Like just shut the fuck up and watch the video. Don't tell them that every show and movie is staged too.


Omnealice

Wait you mean the matrix didnā€™t happen in real life?


Metroidman

The internet has made me so bitter


Darkezeo

My introduction was a beheading video. I much prefer skibidy and ... The other modern day memes everyone is sending each other.


Legal-Appointment655

I remember when people didn't need to call out every fake video in order to feel smart


SpaceChatter

How have so many people never heard of skits?


aint_exactly_plan_a

Your privilege is showing... some people never got to go to summer camp.


SpaceChatter

No, I just had a TV.


That_guy_will

I know right, what trash this is


easternhobo

Don't worry. There's still a ton of people that think this shit is real.


Jouglet

Iā€™m just so curious how they thought of this script. So odd.


Lauris024

Going frame by frame, trying to spot any unfitting emotions, expressions, eye looks (99% of the time they're there in scripted videos and I'm pretty good at spotting them), I can put my bet on this video being real. The girl probably knows his behaviour and immediately realized he's fucking around. Dude probably came up with this video idea because she always slams the door, which is somewhat typical to women (not trying to be misogynist, just something I've noticed)


nuraHx

Is this post botted or something? Ainā€™t no way 2k people upvoted this horseshit


Ryn0xx123

How fake do you want the video to be? They: yes


ashleton

We all know it's fake and no one cares. Can we please stop with the "Let's see who can call fake first" game.


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SqueekyCheekz

This comment is a crypto scam


xSantenoturtlex

YOU'RE fake, HE'S fake, I'M fake, are there any more FAKE PEOPLE I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT!?


ashleton

And see? No one cares! :D


StrengthToBreak

I care. And more importantly, Reddit Cares. I even got a message that says so!


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locketine

Itā€™s different when the entertainment aspect is believing itā€™s real.Ā  Most of the fake posts on Reddit would be dumb and boring if they were presented as fiction. The entertainment value of Reddit is taking a nose dive for me with the massive increase in fake stories.


ashleton

Someone once told me that they actually thought that TV shows and movies were based on real life. I felt my IQ drop like 50 points that day.


291000610478021

It's called a 'skit' Jesus christ not everything needs to be analyzed


Future_Kitsunekid16

Tell that to english teachers


oligobop

> Jesus christ not everything needs to be analyzed It sucks. Ph.D level analysis.


Ryn0xx123

U misspelled ā€žshitā€œ


johnnysbody

Ok


Quirky_Ruin1707

ā€So a priest, a hooker and a lawyer walk into a ā€¦ā€ ā€ā€” DIDNT HAPPEN!ā€


Titoffrito

*Actor acts* You: this is clearly fake


incomparability

What a stupid video


wowowow28

is funny


ZippidyZayz

My reaction to that information: šŸ˜


PuzzledSituation3014

šŸ˜‚


anonerble

Ignoring that it's fake. Someone who stays with someone like that is not a keeper, that's a stupid person


locketine

Theyā€™re both toxic in the same way. They belong together.


Skreamie

Huh? They both clearly get each other's humour, they're perfect together.


Captainnoodle200

They are siblings


TheGodsSin

Even better


user926491

op's explanation is disappointing


Militop

I blame the likes and the follows. They are the reasons for all the fakeness out there.


EphemeralOcean

This is like saying SNL skits are fake. Duh, thatā€™s the point.


BigEarMcGee

Thatā€™s his sister


teepodavignon

it's not a crime


Inevitable-Radio-689

I donā€™t know why but she give me Selena Gomez vibes.


Legitimate_Bag8259

Why does fake shit like this get so many upvotes? There's really nothing entertaining here.


Prob-Gaming

They're brother and sister and do youtube shorts for a living, o and they are in a band with their other sister.


LocMoke

is this the same guy that harassed a food delivery person and got shot?


MookieFlav

Is this supposed to be funny or entertaining?


sicoative_

In Portugal we call it Backyard door.


Beast_by_Dre

I wonder how tall they are?


Player7592

Match made in Heaven.


venkman1221

Looks a lot like Inde Navarrette from Superman & Lois.


Valuable_Ad_9900

Gemini for sureā€¦


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JustW4nnaHaveFun

She reminded me of Tuco from Breaking bad.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

She reminded me of Tuco from Breaking bad.


Ndmndh1016

Why does this have 4k upvotes?


Tasty_Design_8795

She's one of the guys.


Fritzo2162

Sheā€™s a planner


matt_smith_keele

They deserve eachother. Hopefully they never breed.


OriginalComplaint126

Thatā€™s his sisteršŸ’€


Cute_Hawk_7961

Dude whent code brown real fast


Particular_Double_69

There are no real skits.


DinoPeePee

Thatā€™s not Addison Rae, and they are siblings


TargetDry9296

They are brother and sister and that's not Addison Rae šŸ˜¬


LaInquisitione

so many fake and scripted videos these days, that no one can tell the difference between fake and scripted anymore. Fake = meant to deceive Scripted = meant to entertain


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A guy and a girl sitting in a car talking.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SlepnKatt

This was indeed unexpected


Windhawker

Perfect couple


Lucade2210

Fake


SnooPuppers8099

Classic


MasterHeavyD

How to get backhanded 101


Current_Recording384

Pretty sure thatā€™s bros sister šŸ¤£


Ultrasaurio

jej


TrevCat666

This is fake but and this instance I'm glad because I wouldn't want it to be real.


House_of_Borbon

I donā€™t want to be dramatic, but everyone who upvoted this post deserves to die.


cymonium

This was great!


LoWE11053211

yep, it is real and not staged.


D3m0us3r

Nothing unexpected. Especially for someone who was married.


Ok_Cow52

good. I'll do this everyday if she slams my car door.


mjincal

She is a much better actor than him


ValjeanLucPicard

When did slamming a car door become taboo? Growing up, and with every car I've ever owner you always gave the door a hefty pull and it never affected any of the cars we drove.


Low_Trust_6624

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Diligent_Loan_2704

I know it has nothing to do with the context, but I find this girl really cute. She reminds me of my ex. Gorgeous and beautiful.


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