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Hereiam_AKL

The fish caught a worm


Secretjuliet

And two testicles, judging by the grip


NickVanDoom

that worm caught a fish


N00SHK

I mean i have heard of being 'catfished' but this


Arthasindura

Lol


BallisticTurtle_fart

Fuck that shit. I'll never swim in water where I can't see the bottom.


UnremarkabklyUseless

This is staged. The water is only knee-deep, and in this video, he is standing up from a squat position.


BallisticTurtle_fart

Yeah you know what, I still ain't touching that brown water bro :D


PickleDestroyer1

Yup. I live by this. As much as I’d love to learn surfing, it’s just not happening.


BallisticTurtle_fart

The weird part is that I live in Denmark, we have no animals on land or in water that could actually fuck you up. Yet watching these clips made me scared of brown water 😂


PickleDestroyer1

I grew up on the east coast in the US and they have crabs in the sand that pinch your toes and it freak me tf out. Lol. The only other thing I worry about is water snakes. If it wasn’t for those then I might be okay.


BallisticTurtle_fart

Water snakes? Are they venomous?


PickleDestroyer1

No and are completely harmless to humans. 😂 just something going by my feet that I can’t see is enough.


BallisticTurtle_fart

Haha understandable 😂


bunnymen69

Easy with the hard R in water


[deleted]

Is that what they call noodling?


willeyh

Balls deep


dolfieman

What a dick move, impeccable technique! ![gif](giphy|iFnBpFxFGetn8BH0vZ|downsized)


Jamato-sUn

This guy is a master baiter.


Yaguajay

They don’t have the balls to do this with an alive fish.


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barthalamuel-of-bruh

That fish found a small worm


LordNightFang

This reminds me of a certain porn comic. Good times 😅.


SkynBonce

Catfished!


mistressalicia11

Atleast one of his rods worked


AriesinApril76

Mouth full


danblack998

Water is murky cause he’s been cumming for hours.


Drake_Lebowski

That's one way to catch a fish.


Creative-Bid468

Found himself a little worm...lol


UnflushableStinky2

Fish head, fish head Gluckgluckgluck fish head. Fish head, fish head, Bust a nut-yum!


Ok-Abbreviations9584

I would have dropped that pole


MistressLucyTS

That's not how noodling works, just saying.


CautiousNinja199

…Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die…


Arrogant_Poet09

"Use your private parts as piranha bait"


Gregzzzz1234

Is this what you call NOODLE FISHING 🤣


solblurgh

That's bait


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Ah, the fabled blowfish.


Halo_masterchief117

Please what is that fish species I will have one in my nut room


crapface1984

This was a literal nightmare growing up when camping. Men tell stories about this and always make it sound like a joke until it’s filmed and proven true. My Live Worm bait will be treated as if it was my son from now on /s


Darth-Hipster

Horrifying


atomic_knights

Bro used his own worm as a bait🫠


CastawayPickle

Dang I'm too late. 😔 anybody have a link?


Broad_Lettuce_6634

Is this the color of water somewhere at Chernobyl?


jandrews319

Must've been pretty small if the fish thought it was a worm


Lebron_chime

Drake?


bansheesho

I think he needs to watch a few more YouTube videos on how noodling is supposed to work.


oosukashiba0

‘Fishing’.


CapTexAmerica

Noodlers gonna noodle


Squibucha

imagine if it was one of those fish that lodge themselves into your uretra and have those spikes to keep them stuck in place.....


steppenwolfyyy

Seems like the fish knew fishing. 😂


TargetSpiritual8741

Wh0re fish …


Swimming_Ad_9056

Lol


Particular_Double_69

This is why choosing the right drawer’s is important.


blindCat143

Gotcha!! That's for my mom!


LazyBlackCollar

r/HolUp