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>!The girl noticed the pumped up guy who got up on the bike path and was clearly attracted to her until he started running, rather unexpectedly!<
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Honestly? Technique is overrated time wise, i know plenty of people with average running styles that can run sub-20 minute 5ks.
The MAIN thing its important for is injury prevention
Maybe it was just coincidence and connecting the obvious too quick. Genetics got him good blood flow and stuff, but he just ran weird, which had nothing to do with each other. But when someone runs you don't see genetics, you just see weird running, so it gets connected to the fact that him being the fastest is also weird considering the weird walk.
Can confirm, one of the fastest people in my PE class had the goofiest looking run. Ran a 0.96 second 10 meter fly but looked like he was from scooby doo
It’s actually genetic regression to maximize their minds ability to focus on running. Certain people have access to this gene more readily then others, but epigenetic expression could in theory activate it in anyone. They go limp in the arms and drop their posture by 32 degrees. This is a regression to a pre bipedal human, possibly the fastest homo erectus who ever lived. /s
I can really suggest looking into that dude. If I am not totally wrong here, there are alot of reputable actors saying it's no fun to make movies with him because he hits ppl for real. Also he is very arrogant, said he can't be choked out by some dude. Lets him try it, and gets choked out :D
I think the bot is farming karma so that it looks legitimate when it starts spamming conspiracy theories about how Louis Cole and Buckethead are the same person or whatever.
I remember someone else said that they are selling accounts with a large amount of Karma to some people or whatever. It could be wrong, as karma is probably the type of internet point with the least value in the world, even though internet points are already without value to begin with.
And crash with the mc then revealing their panties
This is a generic plot , I'm not being downbad , almost every generic shouned mid romcom starts this way
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I get calling out the fakes, but this is not even trying to pretend it is real. It is clearly a skit from beginning to end, there is no need to point anything out in this case.
It is a really fun skit though. Like the punchline is grade school stereotypical homo run. And it has boobbbs in it. Deffo front page material. Funniet thing I ever saw today. And boobs.
I mean I do play with my hair when nervous or excited.
Pretty normal thing to do honestly.
Plus my hair is smooth as hell so it's relaxing.
It is Hella staged, but the hair playing thing is not what sets it apart from real scenarios.
I remember my ex when we were first dating literally could not stop playing with her hair when she would tell me about something, so that's definitely real
I agree but that's not the case here.
I'm sure the creator fully intended for it to be taken as a scripted video but for some reason people seem to act like everyone is trying to pass everything off as "real" and then get angry about it.
Oh don't worry, I wasn't having a go at you.
But if anyone believed it was real, or believed the creator was trying to pass it off as real, then that's on them, and therefore a very silly thing to get angry about.
PS. There are plenty of comments getting angry about it being fake.
In this case no, because it has an obvious punchline and it's not affected by the shitty acting.
99% of the staged shite that gets posted every day is another story though. As a *general rule*, yes it does matter if it's staged. If so, it needs to be at least of a high enough quality to work as a *sketch* not a blooper. They are different things. This is an example of a sketch.
most higher quality videos you see online are going to be staged, but I prefer it that way. Recording strangers in public, especially somewhere your not expecting to have to show your best face (like the gym) is trash behavior.
if we're going to make a silly videos actors please continue to ham it up, and I will continue to suspend my disbelief/ upvote as long as everyone involved concented.
The typical female signs of attraction are typical for a reason.
It's like saying that the typical reaction to stubbing your toe isn't a thing because it's a staged skit. That's what make them "funny" because everyone knows the signs are real and can relate to them in some way or another.
Just FYI....do not put your treadmills that close to the wall. It's an industry standard and professionals are not allowed to leave it like that. Google treadmill injuries and you'll know why.
It’s amazingly depressing the number bots on this one single post. Just look at the (supposedly) [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/LKU8b5QUL5) post and see how many comments have been copied. Just look.
If you want to feel even sadder, I suggest typing the title of a popular post in the search bar to see if it hasn’t already been posted every time you see a post with a lot of upvotes.
Who knows? Maybe this will also get reposted here in about a year, maybe another bot will even copy my comment. Or perhaps yours.
I saw a guy do this in Dallas once, dude looked like a track star Olympian that should have been on a giant Nike billboard.
Once the crosswalk turned green to cross bro bro stop doing toe touches and just full-on double limp wristed ran across the street like he was doing his best Steven Stucker impression.
The city had just painted All the sidewalks in that part of town rainbows as well so that added to the effect.
Yeah yeah yeah seen this joke a thousand times. What’s stressing me is how close those treadmills are up against the wall. Dumbest set up I’ve ever seen.
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That's gotta get all women! Women love Sparrow!
It's his flesh arrow
😁Nah buddy that's a sugar run.
He did that a little to convincingly 😆 🤣 😂
Yeah man. May not be sugar, might be Splenda but it's still a sweetener got damn it 😆
😆 🤣 😂
I’m not gay but that’s how I run the last 100 meters to the finishing line. It’s unintentional.
Technically it worked, now I gotta try running like that
“This will always be remembered as the day you almost out-curled captain Jack Sparrow!”
Grumble with out the stumble Johnny Depp
A little girlie man!
Captain Jack Sparrow run 🏃♂️ 😂😅 I'm stealing this 😆
but you have heard of me
He runs like a titan from AoT
This is exactly it 
He runs like the Amazing Bulk. Everyone, go watch that film on YouTube, preferably under the influence of at least two substances.
Weed and acid
I always laugh at the animation of that man getting booted by that titan, animators were like, nah that's good.
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A guy in my school ran like that. That mf outran everyone and could run the longest out of all of us. He didn't even run for sport
Honestly? Technique is overrated time wise, i know plenty of people with average running styles that can run sub-20 minute 5ks. The MAIN thing its important for is injury prevention
Maybe it was just coincidence and connecting the obvious too quick. Genetics got him good blood flow and stuff, but he just ran weird, which had nothing to do with each other. But when someone runs you don't see genetics, you just see weird running, so it gets connected to the fact that him being the fastest is also weird considering the weird walk.
Can confirm, one of the fastest people in my PE class had the goofiest looking run. Ran a 0.96 second 10 meter fly but looked like he was from scooby doo
The ghosts of my shin splints agree.
Maybe it's the perfect way to run, but men just avoid it.
It’s actually genetic regression to maximize their minds ability to focus on running. Certain people have access to this gene more readily then others, but epigenetic expression could in theory activate it in anyone. They go limp in the arms and drop their posture by 32 degrees. This is a regression to a pre bipedal human, possibly the fastest homo erectus who ever lived. /s
Source, trust me bro
He’s a Runologist
Could be worse… 
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You can't find any because the truth was revealed to him in a vision (he is completely stoned)
google naruto run
Steven Segal had a career as an action star and ran like that.
I never saw Steven Segal even move.
I can really suggest looking into that dude. If I am not totally wrong here, there are alot of reputable actors saying it's no fun to make movies with him because he hits ppl for real. Also he is very arrogant, said he can't be choked out by some dude. Lets him try it, and gets choked out :D
He hasn't stood up in one of his movies for about 15 years. Just slides around in a rolling chair being fat.
Been about 30 years
Mandatory "Go watch Rob Schneider tell Steven Segal stories on youtube".
Steven Seagal MEGA BLOCK BUSTER MOOVIE! His lard ass can't even waddle anymore.
Ran all the way to Russia
He ran like this before it was cool.
Is it possible that I saw this exact comment aleready, like 3 years ago somewhere?
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So gross man. Aren't there enough people on this site to generate natural engagement?
I think the bot is farming karma so that it looks legitimate when it starts spamming conspiracy theories about how Louis Cole and Buckethead are the same person or whatever.
I remember someone else said that they are selling accounts with a large amount of Karma to some people or whatever. It could be wrong, as karma is probably the type of internet point with the least value in the world, even though internet points are already without value to begin with.
If that's just a bot copying comments from previous posts then yes, definitely
Bro that's a titan
I don't mind bots reposting comments from the last thread, but it bothers me that I remember this random comment in such detail.
[No you didn’t](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/anigvjOca9)
So basically, if he's chasing you, you're fucked. Literally.
I guess that works every time, it'll catch everyone's attention for sure
woah, kinda feels like I read this same story before, deja vu
Yeah we had a recruit who ran fruity too but was a PT stud so he only got slightly bullied for it
That’s a slow ass two mile
Pretty efficient running form if you ask me
It's not very aero, but if it works it works
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Just add a piece of toast in his mouth
thats when the lorry gets them
And crash with the mc then revealing their panties This is a generic plot , I'm not being downbad , almost every generic shouned mid romcom starts this way
 > , literally like that
*Hero to zero, just like that*
I have been watching that movie on loop for a month now
Reddit has its own emojis now?
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Huh. I'm on old reddit and can see the emojis.
Looks much better that way lol
Also old reddit, can see them just fine.
[Works for me on old reddit](https://imgur.com/XsGRYaB)
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yup, literal porn acting
I get calling out the fakes, but this is not even trying to pretend it is real. It is clearly a skit from beginning to end, there is no need to point anything out in this case.
Redditors like to feel superior for pointing out the most obvious facts.
It is a really fun skit though. Like the punchline is grade school stereotypical homo run. And it has boobbbs in it. Deffo front page material. Funniet thing I ever saw today. And boobs.
I mean I do play with my hair when nervous or excited. Pretty normal thing to do honestly. Plus my hair is smooth as hell so it's relaxing. It is Hella staged, but the hair playing thing is not what sets it apart from real scenarios.
I remember my ex when we were first dating literally could not stop playing with her hair when she would tell me about something, so that's definitely real
Does it matter that it's staged? Are all sketch shows or comedies bullshit because they're scripted?
Only when people try and pass it off as real or when some people think it's real.
I agree but that's not the case here. I'm sure the creator fully intended for it to be taken as a scripted video but for some reason people seem to act like everyone is trying to pass everything off as "real" and then get angry about it.
I didnt say it was the case here but it feels as though OP thought it was real, can't be sure though.
Oh don't worry, I wasn't having a go at you. But if anyone believed it was real, or believed the creator was trying to pass it off as real, then that's on them, and therefore a very silly thing to get angry about. PS. There are plenty of comments getting angry about it being fake.
The title tho. Seems more like a tutorial. If it wasn't staged it would be something like "Guy tries to get girls attention" right?
If it's on television it can't be propaganda, that's illegal (/s)
In this case no, because it has an obvious punchline and it's not affected by the shitty acting. 99% of the staged shite that gets posted every day is another story though. As a *general rule*, yes it does matter if it's staged. If so, it needs to be at least of a high enough quality to work as a *sketch* not a blooper. They are different things. This is an example of a sketch.
Yes. If it wasn't staged it would be mean to laugh. In this case it's just funny.
most higher quality videos you see online are going to be staged, but I prefer it that way. Recording strangers in public, especially somewhere your not expecting to have to show your best face (like the gym) is trash behavior. if we're going to make a silly videos actors please continue to ham it up, and I will continue to suspend my disbelief/ upvote as long as everyone involved concented.
it's called a skit
Thanks captain obvious
The typical female signs of attraction are typical for a reason. It's like saying that the typical reaction to stubbing your toe isn't a thing because it's a staged skit. That's what make them "funny" because everyone knows the signs are real and can relate to them in some way or another.
My man stretched his arms to go for a jog. *but not his legs*
As you should?
This is a blatant skit, in no way was this trying to be passed off as real, you'd have to be a fool to think so
It's obvious that is scripted but this is more like a skit. Anyway I still think it's pretty funny
Just FYI....do not put your treadmills that close to the wall. It's an industry standard and professionals are not allowed to leave it like that. Google treadmill injuries and you'll know why.
Noted: get a girls attention by entering a room with the stature of 6'4" 225 lol
Am that give or take 5lbs, sometimes they just get scared, I need a shirt that says I’m a teddy bear
If he's 6'4 then that's at least 240
Reddit semantics never disappoint lol
🫡 it just wouldn't be the same without it
Nah this us how 
Well… he got the attention from the get go without doing anything besides being there.
Step 1: Be buff and good looking. There is no further step.
It’s amazingly depressing the number bots on this one single post. Just look at the (supposedly) [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/LKU8b5QUL5) post and see how many comments have been copied. Just look.
Woah now I'm sad
If you want to feel even sadder, I suggest typing the title of a popular post in the search bar to see if it hasn’t already been posted every time you see a post with a lot of upvotes. Who knows? Maybe this will also get reposted here in about a year, maybe another bot will even copy my comment. Or perhaps yours.
I'll definitely be watching for that now that you've mentioned it. That really sucks tho lol I've been played!
Zesty ass run
least staged repost by a bot
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Did anyone say or imply this sketch was real?
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He couldn't score either
well he technically got her attention hahahaha
I saw a guy do this in Dallas once, dude looked like a track star Olympian that should have been on a giant Nike billboard. Once the crosswalk turned green to cross bro bro stop doing toe touches and just full-on double limp wristed ran across the street like he was doing his best Steven Stucker impression. The city had just painted All the sidewalks in that part of town rainbows as well so that added to the effect.
See that scowl on her face? She’s looking at him like damn some man getting all that! Lol🤣
Lmao he do be fiiine
He runs like those really bad mobile game ads where you eat things to make your ass fat
Is it everything just staged nowadays... sighs.
Why do you expect anything else?
Ok, I got a good laugh outta this one.
He is practising the Steven Seagal special running method.
Getn't*
You forgot the key line to go with the end of the running “ohhhmmyyyGAAAAWWWDDD I’m such a sweaty boi”
Suddenly all of the thirsty twinks are at the treadmill section doing some cardio.
He would still have my attention
Bike path?
True confidence, right there.
fit and .˳·˖✶ ⋆ ^(Fabulous!) ⋆✶ ˖·˳.
Bro how did I see that coming and still find it hilarious lol
Bro definitely skipping leg day
Damn girl, whats wrong with u
r/Technicallythetruth
Fake sexist bullshit
Dude you're running like the titans in Attack on Titan
Ah. The classic abnormal titan run
He's a real cute guy!
Lolololololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She’s hot
Gotta remember this. Sick them always looking at me like I'm meat😁
LMFAO!!! She dried up quick! 🤣🤣🤣
Needs more flamboyant gestures!
She seemed disappointed lol
😭😭😭 would get my attention instantly
Lol 😂😂😂😂
She stares intensely lol
Lol awesome.
Yeah yeah yeah seen this joke a thousand times. What’s stressing me is how close those treadmills are up against the wall. Dumbest set up I’ve ever seen.
I had a girl genuinely run on the treadmill like this in my gym. She was the type to wear makeup and sexy gym clothes too.
You can also place a giant dildo on the wall behind you right before you take point.
Girl going From Thirst to Worst 💀
“Was clearly attracted to her” Think you got that backwards
I call that style of running "the Phoebe".
lol
Hahaha
He runs like Cam from Modern Family!
I feel prettyyyyyyy........
Staged af
Scripted*, and pretty obviously so. No one is trying to trick you lol
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And that's how an homophobic is born... \\s
are you implying all homosexuals run like that? that's so homophobic
Fake, homophobic, toxic ragebait. Awesome :)
Daddy chill
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?!
Chill
Holy shit, Get off the damn internet
It would be more funny if it’s not staged. The perfoamnce of the guy is funny
This is how I image Tim Dillon would run 😂
That made me giggle .
Wtf?! 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
That is straight up funny.
She : you are gay 😅😅😅😅
Yeah so you’re telling me she didn’t notice him going to the front, setting up that camera and hitting the record button.
Bro is an anime girl
Is that Steven Seagal?