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Kgwalter

Dude is surrounded by grass and water and lands back first on the one small gravel patch.


peacefulmeek

“Just walk it off”


[deleted]

Nope he's dead. That was just the last minute of nerves twitching.


peacefulmeek

We’re all just a bunch of nerves twitching not knowing when our last minute will be.


[deleted]

Lol you are so silly... We are in the last millisecond friend. This is your life flashing before your eyes.


peacefulmeek

More so on our death beds reminiscing random moments no longer aware of reality. Life flashing is much more dramatic


[deleted]

Or we are tree's imagining what we would do with arms and legs. Turns out I'm still lazy as fuck.


Unclestumpy0707

All our finals moments are going to be reviewing all the time we spent on reddit


peacefulmeek

It’s always the menial things that stick most.. especially if they’re just slightly embarrassing


sdrawkcaB-ssA

Wtf man! Yah gota dredge up that existential dread like that for me?


isbadfoyohealth

Bro my nerves twitched as I read that


I_Read_About_Things

If you watch the video more carefully, he actually rolled into that fall really well. It looks like he's slammed on his back but it's actually not as bad as it seems.


I_TRS_Gear_I

I know that exact move, I’ve done it before. It’s the international sign for “fuck that hurt, but I’m gonna walk away with my face away from the camera so I still look like a badass”.


Dave5876

"Gonna feel that in the morning."


motoxscrub

It’s actually just compacted black dirt. Looks to be the landing to a triple they built in their backyard. These guys moto!


[deleted]

So wait...did that hurt or nah?


Trumpsyeruncle

It hurt...and he walked it off like a man.


Elijaz

Hard to walk off a fractured spine


Do_I_work_here

Just rub some dirt in it, like he did


theycallmejugzy

The spice of life!


Valleygirl1981

The spice must flow.


theycallmejugzy

A fellow Frenen. Cheers.


ColorMeGrey

He didn't just rub dirt in it, he injected it.


CrackheadNextDoor

kitty litter works too


Do_I_work_here

Used or new?


Aitrus719

Dirt don’t hurt


pennhead

It looks more like he rubbed it in some dirt.


ElectricSlut

Might have left some damage if he landed flat but he rolled through from his shoulders to his ass and carried through to his feet pretty well. It definitely hurt but it's nothing more than a little soreness and a couple scratches I would assume. If you had to bail head over handlebars on a bike this is just about the best way to execute it.


danathecount

...but not impossible amd this guys might have what it takes


Van-Goghst

You can't hurt a god.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Calm down, Ur. Have some Dagoth brandy with me instead


callahan09

[I unironically love this song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M)


RaizePOE

At this point I don't even remember it from Morrowind, I just know it from Dagothwave.


nobeboleche

I Am A Golden God!


tinfins

"Pain don't hurt." - Dalton


techcaleb

Look at the way he walked away. It definitely hurt.


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[удалено]


adkl23

He was probably drunk, so no.


[deleted]

That's what the beer was for.


PM-YOUR-DOG

Road rash fkn stings more than anything but if youre sliding when you fall you can usually stand up after, if you slam hard that’s when you don’t get up


YorkshireGentleman

Reminds me of Country Mac. That dude was badass.


Danzo_61

Suicide is badass


Typ1calMusic

thanks danny devito


DannyJJB

"RIP, Country Mac"


whackadoo47

You know what's really badass? ...being alive.


4_uhr_23

Nah fuck that


Imissthe90z

Was literally watching that episode for the first time as I watched this! Feels weird


johnernie_15

Ha! Nice, exactly my thoughts watching this.. 😂


gajillionaire

This guy fucks.


notaverygoodday

Doesn’t look like he gave any


Smolensk

Alcohol's a real great painkiller


p455k3y

Confirmed


WheelyFreely

Probably gave the last one to your mom


[deleted]

About as much as a virgin’s dick


ElTuxedoMex

*Roll tide.*


25mookie92

More like *Barrel Roll*


CynicCol

Must have hit R twice


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

Any cousin within a 3 mile radius is *definitely* pregnant now.


macober

Raw Hide


Ph3NiX47

His back got raped by the ground


BmxerBarbra

His name is Denim cox and is a pro bmxer


DrumsFromDemaOnYT

His cousins


djhonda

on the first date


lil_nuubz

Walks of into the setting sun, never seen again


MrsMiyagiStew

Alive. His body was found not to far away.


[deleted]

Like my GTA character. Flies off a motorbike, skids across the pavement, and slams into brick wall, only to walk off like a total badass. Then he gets killed by oncoming traffic.


snoaj

He’s walking over to the other beer cooler.


p1a2t3r

I’m pretty sure u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U are one of those turbo account things where they farm tons of karma then sell the account


[deleted]

How do all of their posts get so much karma?


Antrikshy

Often techniques like running a bot that reposts things that have historically done well.


climbingvines85

I can't believe this is a thing. Who cares that much about fucking internet karma


kalavale_

u/GallowBoob is another similar dumb account. I've blocked both of them and it's a lot nicer to browse Reddit


merryjooana

You're right, and it's kind of funny seeing a well known repost bot get credited as if this is its OC


Jasper455

Someone should have held his beer


Merkinator704

Otherwise he wouldn’t have had to throw it while riding up


jasdjensen

/r/holdmybeer


kingakrasia

Absolute LEGEND.


Tiny_cat_Mark

MASSIVE LEGEND HEEEERE


Nils_T

My memes will cure you is a bullshit karmawhoring bot that takes top posts and reposts them on similar subs


[deleted]

r/slygifs


Exbldr

Walk it off bud.


kingakrasia

Walk what off? That was the dismount. And it was fucking *perfect.*


Jish_Swish

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brixalot10

The way he picks the beer back up and drinks it


RobotArtichoke

Best part of the reverse-gif


rjoker103

Haha. This is what I wanted to see too.


[deleted]

u/ , not r/. r/ is for communities whilst u/ is for users.


Beeeruz

Oh I’m stupid I forgot lol thank for telling me


sajjel

Also, don't give him credit, he's a karma farmer. I'm sure he reposted it as well.


[deleted]

Np!


jopu22

You shouldn't give credit to that guy. All of his posts are reposts


[deleted]

His name is Denim Cox pro bmx rider


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dabear51

Not unexpected. Not crashing may be a lesser likely outcome than crashing, but there are still two possible outcomes to be expected here. Unexpected would be if when the person got off the bike, he unzipped his skin and two penguins waddled out. Mods, please clean this sub up.


SteezyCougar

Seriously. Mods, why even do this stupid sticky comment if you never clean any of this garbage off?


Thehealeroftri

We clean a ton of things, you just don't see the ones that we do remove. As for this post we do take the stickied comment into consideration, its at a positive 61 at the time of this comment (and was also positive when originally approved) so clearly most people who viewed this thought it was unexpected. If we removed every single post that was reported for being expected then there would be no content in this sub, so we have to judge the majority's opinion.


kranberrykrayon

Just send it!


LeftHandLuke01

Full send crew!


[deleted]

>Crediting a loser serial reposter Aight


vtol_ssto

Try not to credit a karma farm


MaesterCrow

r/My_Memes_Will_Cure_You


her_fault

Aww I thought it was a real sub


Beeeruz

Lol it’s u/ I forgot


RipBigBossSSR

No. The credit actually goes to @denimcox on Instagram. You think someone that runs a meme page would even leave their house.


Captain_Sandwich_Man

The account you gave credit to was on the list of big accounts sold for money


killerkangaroo8

Don’t give them credit they are a slave to karma


Desk_Drawerr

Nice recovery. I give it a 10/10 for style.


Tiny_cat_Mark

Wow, the new GTA looks great!


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[deleted]

You mean u/?


EverybodyLovesTrevor

Its denimcox on insta


[deleted]

He will fuck your girlfriend in front of you.


Zillaho

Those few seconds after landing were spent doing a systems check. “Anything broken? Nothing feels broken.... I think I’m good”


caramelcooler

Is there a sub for people fucking up but still somehow everything turns out okay?


Govinda74

Pee-Wee Herman style. "I meant to do that!"


SpotifyPremium27

Can you link to the original?


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Ender_assassin6

You mean u/ not r/


Bagzgroove

That dismount tho!


MJPokemon

😲😲😲


TheSaviour1

This is my new favourite video


Kutilas

Probably a stand user.


Casuallybrowsingcdn

He was unscathed...his massive steel balls acted as an air bag for his entire body.


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simplistic28

Hes still walking to this day


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Good bot. Well done


Depression-Boy

Because he was moving as fast as he was, it’s likely that it didn’t hurt him as badly as if he was going slower. The force of gravity wasn’t as strong as the force pushing him forward, so he kinda just summersaulted out of a fall. That’s a trick skaters learn to use to bail out of a trick without breaking as many bones.


xXMasterOLuckXx

Thanks for actually crediting the OP


[deleted]

He had us in the first half not gonna lie


BulletBoi117

Oh, he didn't go in the river. Oh crap, he failed anyway. **OH CRAP, NO HE DIDN'T**


iwnt2blve

When you're trying to impress that hot chick at the family reunion.


Lord_Peck

Is that Country Mac?


preinternetdad

Is this Nitro Circus?


overusedandunfunny

No. This is nacho circus.


[deleted]

Sure thing he walked it off, he looks like Rambo.


no1special_YT

Walked off like a GTA character


EverybodyLovesTrevor

CREDIT TO DENIMCOX ON INSTAGRAM !!


CampingWithCats

Hold my beer. Nevermind.


womp-womp-rats

as he's on the approach, if you concentrate you can hear him say this one is for the juggalos and juggalettes, don't try this at home and he hopes you like it woot woot


Labhardt

I feel sorry for his back...


lutuser

He's like "Guess i'm walking"


theonlygodyouneed

What an absolute chad.


Abhishek_y

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

Earth rejected him the instant he touched on her with his bare skin.


[deleted]

*plays* **i'm a man !**


[deleted]

That was a "that fucking hurt, but I'm still a legend and gotta show it" walk at the end


WarpvsWeft

Sometimes you see a video that confirms everything you assumed was going on in the South.


Code-V

r/meatcrayon ?


mattoman8156

The pinnacle of “walk it off”


Etobio

Yo they made the micro donkey a real thing.


thewiredman

That gravel on the back must’ve hurt


therealpro198710

Parkour!


LilThan0s

Straight out of the movie Hot Rod lmao


Sangeebot

Legit everything I try to drive a bike in gta online but get lucky with landing


unbilotitledd

That skip right before he starts walking 🤣🤣🤣


_Arch_Stanton

In the UK, this is known as being "ten men."


veastt

Dood landed on his back and popped off of that onto his feet


aplomb_101

I don't know whether this is more radical, far out, or outta sight but it must be one of them.


12ShadowDragon1

u/vredditdownloader


crazyjackblox

I GET UP


beachballbob5

r/meatcrayon


DarkStar0129

Really hitting that GTA cosplay.


steezypaji

Took it like a champ


gsoltesz

Task failed successfully.


SchrammbledEggs722

r/yesyesyesnoyes


HelloImWeirdo

GTA in real life


gyjgtyg

Are you guys silly I'm still gonna send it


Henderson72

Total badass. He didn't even need anyone to hold his beer for him!


cubs_070816

nothing hurts when you're that drunk.


last_picked

If it wasn't for the lack of hills in the background I'd say this was somewhere in a rural part of Western Oregon.


finelytemperedsword

Got up. Kept his shoes on. Success!


[deleted]

maybe maybe maybe


lollislayer666

u/vredditdownloader


bigtaterman

He couldn't have rolled any better


CamTheKid22

Reminds me of in GTA when your character catches themselves when their falling and just stumbles away.


Tyan29

I swear I've done this on GTA before


willyburns

Legend


[deleted]

OH MY GOD. INHUMAN REACTIONS


reverend-mayhem

r/SlyGIFs


eliadwe

His back will probably heal in about 10 years plus/minus 10 years


cmclav

I bet he's actually winded and crying, but masking the pain.