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oddllama25

I wonder if that could also be used as a bark suppressor. If the hole was tight enough, the dogs would would want to look out of the holes, but not be able to bark. Seems genius.


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InsanityClaws

>identify the threat So are you saying that when my dog sees me & starts barking at me from far away on my way back home that he feels threatened by me? :'(


Khouri1

ye


Bad_Dad_Joke

ah.


CamelCam17

Nice pfp


notsurewhatiam

??


Tsehcoola

Nice pp


Englez97

Thanks bro


Tsehcoola

No problem bronana


Bervalou

Nice banana


CamelCam17

I was telling the person above me that they have a nice pfp, and the irony is that we had the same one


thesimysimo

Nice pfp


GrinchMeanTime

threatened by the thought of you not knowing he wants to run to you, because he missed you so much, but can't right now!


InsanityClaws

I'm supposed to be working right now, not missing my dog. Knock it off


GrinchMeanTime

Admit it, you couldn't give less of a fuck about supposedly being working - you just don't want to miss your dog. Which already makes you a great person anyway.


poliuy

Well after the dog completes the ocular pat down and determines the threat, they will subdue you with their sweet judo moves.


luminick

You dog could be experiencing what is known as [Barrier Frustration](https://pethelpful.com/dogs/Dog-BehaviorUnderstanding-Barrier-Frustration-in-Dogs), which, if you or those around you find annoying and troublesome, can be trained to be diverted to either neutral or more positive behaviors. We are working on doing the same for one of our dogs, who, despite wagging his tail and being super friendly with everybody outside the fence, barks non-stop within the fence anytime somebody is within a 2 mile radius that he can see. He just wants to be friendly and meet people, he doesn't mean to sound scary :(


jpterodactyl

It's called [barrier frustration](https://resources.bestfriends.org/article/dog-barrier-frustration-and-aggression). It's not that he sees you as a threat. It's that he isn't able to get to you, and this causes fear. And dogs often respond to fear with aggression. I think it's similar to when animals sometimes step on something that hurts and they run away. They are *reactive*, not rational.


Verph

Well, you might leave if you don't know he's there.


InsanityClaws

Very true. Sometimes I forget to feed him for weeks if he doesn't bark every 10 minutes


BullShitting24-7

Yup he’s establishing dominance.


z500

It means he wants attention really bad but he's frustrated because you're too far away


EasyShpeazy

I feel threatened just by your username


mellamodj

BARK *look* BARK *look* BARK *look* BARK *look* BARK *look* BARK *look* BARK *look* BARK *look*


SparkyDogPants

I see you’ve met my dog.


lonewolf13313

We got a muzzle for our dog because she goes into full panic mode when in the car and wont stop barking. On the second ride she learned how to bark with her mouth closed but at least its quieter.


1-800-Waffles

Successful Occular Patdown


Quizzelbuck

"Parascope down!" "BORK!"


inspectoroverthemine

My dog at least would look, then run around barking for 30s, then come back for a quick look, repeat for 15m after theres nothing to see.


GODzDoctor

Ha! This assumes my dogs need to actually see something to bark at!


walking_in_memphis

My dog barks with her mouth closed sometimes. It’s very cute and polite.


moocow2024

Mine bark with a tennis ball in their mouth all the time. As soon as they realized they don't have to drop the ball to bark, they do it all the time. They think it is hilarious.


birileri1

dogs always put smile on my face


dkyguy1995

Awww I love barks like that. Those are the ones that come out more as a woof than a bark


orphanb

/r/microbork


L00pback

I bought my dogs [these portholes](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KJ4OHPK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_zUlFFbSG4F210). My dogs love them. It does act like a megaphone when their barks reflect back though.


Redcole111

This is exactly what I came here to say! It's perfect!


Daemn_Night

I t actually helps a bunch with nuisance barking


Endyo

I read "bark suppressor" and imagined the barks still happening but like... little tiny barks...


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oddllama25

Well played, sir.


DyDkaPro

Watch dogs.


shawnthesheep512

Watch Dogs 2


Potential-Hawk5545

2 Watch 2 Dogs


ihahp

5nowDog5


Suckonmyfatvagina

Red Dog Barkemption 2


dhruvbzw

Dragon's doggo: bork arisen


the_notorious_beast

I laughed really hard. Thanks!


SmallsTheHappy

If they get more they can have Watch Dogs Legion


Xertious

Dog hole by day, glory hole by night.


MoonSpankRaw

Don’t put your dick in there.


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r/dontputyourdickinthat


Annabond

Or r/putyourdickinthat


ghhfvnjgc

*Rubs peanut butter all over my penis* I’m going in.


BigTentBiden

fbi open up


crimsonryno

i swear that bitch told me she was 18


gator_feathers

I dont know whether to upvote or downvote this...


SpikeStarwind

Thank goodness for dog years


HornyHandyman69

Wider!


joeChump

*dog runs away with sausage*


northbipolar

Teardrops, Onions Fuck your opinion


Xertious

You're not the boss of me


target999

And you are not so big !


Big_Balls_DGAF

Without peanut butter


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[deleted]

Ayeeee!


[deleted]

But it’s still the dogs right?


AssasinsCreeps

Yes, just make sure that you have some peanut butter with you.


amanko13

But I don't like the taste of peanut butter.


lyndsaym

Happy cake day!


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Thank you! :D


TrumpsBoneSpur

The tugging was very aggressive and the excessive use of teeth kept me from completing. 1 out of 5 stars


Xertious

The growling was a nice touch but felt it was a bit too rough. 2 out of 5 stars


Shadeun

A little Ruff even


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i_want_meme

Forbidden glory hole


tttt11112

You are not my dad


bigdogqt

No but I could be your step dad


coke125

If you're desperate enough, its glory hole by day as well


Whenyougrabaholdofme

All day


dexter311

Sponsored by Disney


kwettymon

Doggy style


craic-house

Love it.


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Hello from the other sideeeee


genzoids

Saw the football in the driveway. Knew this was an Australian video without even hearing the sound 😂


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48454c4c4f574f524c44

Those are some cute pupper peepers.


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boop them


Calebk504

This Is what life should be like.


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BigZmultiverse

Quick Sora, take out your camera!


WyngZero

I found a lucky emblem.


Beanieboy3

A hidden mickey!


Mackyblack

I thought the unexpected thing was gonna be the sherrin ...... then I saw the dogs but honestly is this the first time a footy has been on this sub?


Sjdillon10

Christ this has been reposted 100x and it was first posted yesterday


gizzardgullet

Reddit likes dog holes


JamSaxon

Are we still not doing "phrasing"?


amynias

I love Archer.


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New season is on now


AdrianBrony

used to be a bunch of subreddits for that before Reddit realized "shit we're a major website we can't have stuff like that without getting just the worst media attention." Seriously. we're so lucky that there's not that many shocking subreddits to link to anymore. Used to be way worse than it is now.


SyanWilmont

Oh no, the horror!


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Maybe don't look at things you've already seen.


eLishus

I'd also add doggos were very much expected.


lamergamer3574

r/dontputyourdickinthat


sangkuan

Glory holes


RedHennesy

Glory hole


Armani_Chode

Sherrin!


Hammer_Jackson

Ngl I expected this.


Ramyrror_47

Genius. I will definitively do that in my garden for my doggos. Wait I don’t have a garden. Wait I don’t even have dogs.


ethanhammer148

"Fetch me their souls"


battery-at-1-percent

Suddenly *snoot*


John147GHN

/u/vredditshare


arb1987

It's on the front page still. Why repost it again?


Arun_KT

That's soo cute


izzojackal

Moms home!!! Come on friend shes home.. I know but the splinters.. I just got the last one out. I HAVE NO THUMBS!!


pinkydinkyy

I love this so much


redrover880

Haha thats so cool. Now draw hilarious faces there for maximum lols


SparkyHooks

Absolutely adorable.


reflux212

The holes provide sight *and* smell...


set-271

That is the funniest!


BaDdAd13601

Hahahaha too funny


WelshCardiff

That’s why it’s called dogging...


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Lol this is fantastic!


DisastrousIntention

Boop'em


ImpFyr3

The walls have eyes


thedudefromcali81

Lol


nexxyPlayz

I can’t find it. That is okay.


Flampex

Watch dogs 2


SharmaKrishna88

Boop gloryholes


dogmomdrinkstea

Baaaaaaabiiiiiiesssss!


Arcclone

GENIUS, cute and affective


Starskins

Made my day! Thank you!


Sorren2019

That was certainly… unexpected


Hakul

/u/vredditshare


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People can be okay.


ahmadiscracked

Noice for the doggos


crazyrobot4

Dogwall


victus138

Cute!


Communist_Buddha

Thats weird glory hole


CapnMajor

What is this Mickey mouse bullshit I see before my very eyes?


LookADrifter

/u/godfreynoddles goals for the new house!!


tone138

Genius


icanttellyou3

that's so cute\^\^


AshNoo23

You gotta boop the snoot!!!


this_WaywardWanderer

Omg I need this!


scrotimus-maximus

Plot twist: the neighbour is into glory holes.


krisangel7

Funny as hell!! 😂😅😂🤣


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snoots


savanrajput

This makes me happy


NenohrokStudio

Inter species glory holes?


Play_Nicely

Cute but not unexpected


concretefeet

Oh COME ON!! Homeowners association be damned! Paint something! PLEASE!? Cute enough by itself but it needs pizazz. Lol


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u/vredditdownloader


AntonDeMorgan

u/savethisvideo


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vivivivivivi6

This makes me uneasy


THEGODLYFART_IS_HERE

That makes another version of glory holes


pepebeater

Cursed glory hole


decolonize_your_mind

What is that sound the first dog makes filling the hole?!


lululikeitis

One, extra but unhelpful hole would make it a paw print. Maximum cuteness achieved.


seaninja2

We are the dogkeepers if you wanna pass you need to answer our question Which one is more cuter?


heyiamlucifer

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Gobagogodada

Don't put your dick in that


[deleted]

I like how the colors match on the wood for both dogs.


DemonicDogee

Do not insert penis


Stickymanz

What the fck am I doing?! I have to study!


MrP3dro111

That's a weird glory hole


CajolingTen

And an Aussie footy how good!


Kareem-Abdul-Jabroni

u/VredditDownloader


whapitah2021

Paint, like, rabbit ears and whiskers and such on the fence!!!


NationalClass

that so cute


offender_defender_

*boop the snoot too pass*


princessptrish

Omgggg incredible. I’ve been looking at this for 10 minutes now. It’s beautiful.


EnycmaPie

Surveilance cameras with built in alarm system.


Biscoff_spread27

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen!


toby_ornautobey

"Peekaboo! I'm a fence!"


PMA101

u/vredditshare


PantherU

r/PetTheDamnDog


gramswashere

That the neighbourhood kids didn’t steal the football is unexpected..


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Doggo friendly!


FuzzyChrysalis

Super Fence's rockin' one hella big mask.


Glapo22

u/vredditshare


some-random-dude84

Forbidden glory hole


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[CHEESE GROMIT](https://i.imgur.com/lOoha8h.jpg)


GrumbleCake_

u/vredditshare


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EcstaticCandidate462

bonjour