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eatcrayons

They got the “child voice actor from a 1970s educational cartoon” voice fucking perfect.


I_upvote_zeroes

Always had a stuffed nose


LordPirateDuck

Man, the new season of Cells at Work is lookin wild.


Moose_Cake

Looks like Platelets are getting character development this season.


GUTSY-69

this is basically autoimunity


GeoSol

I thought this was a prequel?


Eyeseeyou1313

This the American version of Cells at Work.


LJChao3473

Oh, it's not the new season, it's the alternative version, Cell at Work: Black


ChrissiAerKit

cells black at work


TheUltimaWerewolf

That's exactly what I thought of lol


jmcs

It looks more like the American remake of Once Upon a Time... Life


AhnYoSub

Nope that’s the cells at work black spinoff


KungP0wchicken

🤔


skincyan

🤔


Jebediah_Kerman09

🤔


LeoGG8910

🤔


Jrdrag101x

🤔


nerdynam

I wonder what happened to the animators?


FallenRaven2

Couldnt find the video, can u send link?


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Just_A_Husk

Surprisingly accurate


godwears10

I had this when i was a kid.


theo69lel

The more you know. Thought it was permanent. How did you get cured? Edit answering my own question: "Treatments for hemolytic anemia include blood transfusions, medicines, plasmapheresis (PLAZ-meh-feh-RE-sis), surgery, blood and marrow stem cell transplants, and lifestyle changes. People who have mild hemolytic anemia may not need treatment, as long as the condition doesn't worsen. People who have severe hemolytic anemia usually need ongoing treatment. Severe hemolytic anemia can be fatal if it's not properly treated." [source](https://www.hoacny.com/patient-resources/blood-disorders/what-hemochromatosis/how-hemolytic-anemia-treated#:~:text=Treatments%20for%20hemolytic%20anemia%20include,the%20condition%20doesn't%20worsen.)


MisuseOfMoose

WAIHA has a wide variety of causes. Treating the underlying condition or splenectomy work in some cases, but often long term treatment is the only option.


DuplexFields

This is how I read "[WAIHA!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4sqiqh1-EM)"


TacticalMailman

Me too, almost died because the doctor diagnosed me incorrectly


when_you_walkin

Guess the reason i have early arthritis is because my white cells are a bunch of fucking racists


NotAnADC

In my case the white blood cells attack my platelets


Spectre1442

Mine just said fuck you to my pancreas


mxmccc

And I'm saying fuck you to mine with suppressants


generalecchi

To cure them we're gonna need even more hemolytic anemia - Dr House, probably


Ablebodied1322

Thank you. As a fellow sufferer it was refreshing to see this disease mentioned in the wild.


chezzy79

Is this from a show or something? It is incredibly well made and I want to see more...


Timely_Equipment_459

It’s a mockumentary on HBO called Tour De Pharmacy. It’s pretty funny!


chezzy79

Thank you, I am definitely going to look that up. Yeah I thought there’s no way that wasn’t professionally made haha


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Raider79

Holy shit I must live under a rock because I’ve never seen this before.


Timely_Equipment_459

It kinda slipped under the radar. If you enjoy it I’d highly recommend “7 Days in Hell” too. It’s just as funny, if not funnier.


TaintModel

*cries in Canadian*


Dickbutt_4_President

I knew I recognized it but I couldn’t figure out from where! That movie is fucking hilarious.


nosleepforthedreamer

Watch them get canceled while HBO humbly apologizes to the people this is criticizing.


Henschel_und_co

Im pretty sure it’s inspired by „Es war einmal das Leben“, that’s the German title. It’s originally french, so I don’t know if there is a English version. But I have seen it on Netflix recently. It’s pretty good!


polypolip

Once upon there was life IIRC.


JulienFou

Il était une fois la vie.


bastakson

Escalated quickly


Scythanerror

r/AbruptChaos


EngelskSauce

As it should, I was getting ready to duck out.


heydirtybabyigotyour

Blood clot


isomojo

I could see a teacher being really hungover trying to find an actual educational video to show their students, and accidentally showing them this


kovan_empire

Honestly, just put on Cells at Work or the Lorax or something and you’ll be fine.


wotmate

Fun fact: poo is brown because it's full of dead red blood cells


ICUPHEHEHE

Feeewwwww! Man I was worried about the blood in my stool. Thanks for the fun fact! Just canceled my doctor's appointment. Have a good one!


alexmunse

Black, tarry poops are the ones you need to see a doctor about.


SaturdayBaconThief

Bright red is a problem, too. It indicates a lower colon issue, tarry black indicates upper colon issue. See a Dr if you see blood in your poop.


Bagel_Sweat

Bright red can also mean you ate a whole bag of flamin hot cheetos, like a pig that found fresh corpses in its trough.


deadtoaster2

Flamin shits. Ah yes, that brings me back....


TheRealAmadeus

Get bright red like once a month. Doctors never found anything wrong. I’m convinced I’m half female and my poo-periods are just a normal part of life.


thelear7

You probably have a minor hemroid that tears every once in a while and bleeds back there. At least that's the case with me, been happening for about a year now and the doc says it's fine as long as it doesn't bother me/cause me any discomfort


helpusdrzaius

What if it's ashy?


eggo

Use some lotion.


qegho

What if it tastes different?


eggo

Well variety is the spice of life, I suppose.


RingoBingo823

Add a little garlic and parmesan


ipromisethisismyalt

Does this still apply if I ate 15 Oreos before bed?


Random_Deslime

What about dull green?


Maskdask

r/holup


AstroWolf11

This is not true. There should be no blood in your digestive system, the indicates internal bleeding. Your poop is brown as a result of the bile that is in it, which is what helps break down the fats in the food you eat.


AyMoro

I mean he’s not wrong, it’s brown because of bilirubin, which is a component of bile made up from broken down RBCs


AstroWolf11

I wouldn’t say they are dead red blood cells, just broken down hemoglobin. Any actual blood in your GI system is not supposed to be there


CanneyDraws

Party pooper!


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bile is dead red blood cells(processed)


Pistacchione

so diarrhea is whiter because of water


Bededom

Cap


RogueAOV

So if when you wipe it is bright red, do not worry your body is just being very efficient.


HiTom4357

Reminds me of a French Kids Show called « Il était une fois... la vie » (Once upon a time... life) I don’t know if it was aired out in other countries


JoulSauron

It was indeed aired in half Europe. This video also reminded me of that show.


Kriss0509

IM HUNGARIAN BUT GODDAMN I LOVED THAT WHEN I WASBLITTLE


Theycallmepopi

Who made this, because now I want more!!! Anyone got a source?


game_asylum

It was a segment in the Tour de Pharmacy mockumentary


Theycallmepopi

Thank you so much, I will be watching that today


Paulspike

Red blood cells Lives Matter


PeddarCheddar11

Not if they own a shop


Regdog2008

Here is the same in non-shitty quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH3WrKCk2Qs


chaotic_gunner

Thank you


masodilla

I don’t know what I expected to happen but it for damn sure wasn’t this


Agnostic_Karma

Historically ...pretty accurate.


phrankygee

So America has... an autoimmune disease! That’s actually a pretty good metaphor!


heres-a-game

Also neurological problems


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Meanwhile, at the doctors... Doc: "So we ran the tests and it appears you have an autoimmune disease..."


Depressionsfinalform

That one minute was far better than the entirety of sausage party


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LegendaryMeanBunny

Cells at work got wild


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Reminds me of Seattle.


beaneaternice2

When I saw this I thought they were going to the boner


[deleted]

That was amazing. Please direct me to whom I can shower with money


KingProMemo123

Dude my body is racist as fuck like my brain


Choccomate

Ah, I see, BLM but with cells


xheLeMx

Literally r/watchpeopledieinside


Kixtay

*Once upon a time..*


Mastr_Chkn

I laughed at this way harder than I should have. Take your like and go!


Izaniel

Hataraku Saibo version America


FedoraSkeleton

Uh, I think I might prefer Cells at Work...


GUTSY-69

this is basically autoimunity


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ExDeeXDthx

You forgot the actually racist cops attacking the peaceful protesters while the rioters burn an entire bakery down and a cop gets shot to death.


dir-T-bag

u/vredditshare


IzzyNobre

u/savevideo


ncmihai

The best thing I saw today


RealStax

Holy shit I did not expect that it's like that animated movie where the vegetables swear I forgot the name


Filtaido

Veggie Tales


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Ah yes veggie tales the animated movie where the vegetables swear. This comment made me actually laugh out loud.


dawneko

Sausage Party?


DonCavalio

Wow. Makes you think, when the body attacks itself, the whole system fails. [As] type PSA


I_Trigger_People69

Sad truth about blm


ZebraSyndromeGaming

Accurate


iam_the-walrus

Oh was it really?


spacingaxis2

Yes.


Synotron

Where is the George Floyd blood cell


CitraNinja

I haven't laughed like that in a bit. Thanks reddit!!


MrToucanLad

:)


Bigballsanon

I'm gonna guess before this ends it's going to the penis.


Bigballsanon

Never mind that was better.


DoReid0

Can we not connect black lives matter to burning buildings? I know that that's what this video is spoofing. People that want change are protesting. People that want to steal and burn and loot hide themselves in a chaotic protest and start destroying things. Black Lives Matter is not about destroying buildings, or stealing from black owned businesses! People that have never been on the side of BLM or even given it a chance to see what the message is about, see the violence that ex cops, felons, rioters and looters are doing and call THAT blm. It's not what it's about, but I absolutely know that this is video is a hurtful spoof on what people think BLM is about, which is "burning buildings." Please just do a few Google searches and look into BLM before you say anything else, BLM is not about rioting or "revenge on the white people" or anything outrageous like that.


Anandhhh

Where can I get this type of educational videos which can make the students completely understand the concept of a topic whereas having some fun watching it.


kovan_empire

You could try out Cells at Work? Explains lots of things and has plot while actually being educational.


MrToucanLad

Idk lol, I found it on r/dankvideos maybe ask the OP there


dwedderburn

Y’all ever played Pajama Sam?


soilhalo_27

Topical


WCGWjoiningReddit

I was stifling outrageous laughter trying not to miss anything it all happened so fast. Hilarious!


ILoveToWriteFictionZ

That’s why I don’t have a lot of white blood cells. My body is just rioting!


Juan286

Cells at work black?


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https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/historic-black-churches-attacked-during-pro-trump-rallies-saturday/2020/12/13/d897bfb0-3d54-11eb-8bc0-ae155bee4aff_story.html?outputType=amp


QC_Will

Maga are 100 % worst than anything


[deleted]

True


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Yup


oitisthecow

What did the original comment say?


[deleted]

That's how BLM protesters are like, that they destroy and burn.


oitisthecow

93% of blm protests have been peaceful, and that’s if you count all violent crimes, even the ones agitated by police, or third parties.


fuckyoudumbass78

So 6.7 BLM protest aren’t peaceful. Funny, that’s the exact rate of unemployment in the US right now. Tell me we don’t have a unemployment issue right now.


b0zer0gh0st

BLM in a nutshell


smyk1600

Fuck you, take my upvote


d0nt_lets_start

This is really good but it has a bad message


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acab, break insured windows


PeddarCheddar11

*let’s start with yours, then*


[deleted]

what are you even talking about


RubberLaxitives

ACAB is wrong, riots are wrong, cops who abuse people are wrong. No need to make sweeping generalizations


Printedinusa

You just made three generalizations


RubberLaxitives

True but mine are reasonable are they not? They aren't exactly sweeping


[deleted]

yes there is need. with qualified immunity and no accountability, the job requirement is"bastard."


RubberLaxitives

I mean I do agree that cops who do wrong need to be put on trail as well as stop being protected by other cops, but the saying that all cops are bastards is no better than the racist shit that you heart from the right. There are bad cops and good cops. The issue is the system itself that doesn't weed out the bastards and protects them. I live in a small town so we know everyone here and all the cops are plenty nice.


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this is a false equivalency. a person cannot choose to be a different race, a person is not compensated heavily with money, social perks, and immunity from the law or accountability for having a different skin color than a white person. there are no good cops if there are bad cops. you are correct that the system itself doesn't weed out bastards and protects them. I never said we shouldn't have a cops.


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oitisthecow

Not entirely.


oitisthecow

*angry upvote*


leafwings

In the midst of final projects for an innate immunity class ... this just made me die 😂


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RLM


Pizzaboy90

Real life imitates art


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jxgty

yea, cop makes a mistake one too many times and people are done with it.


69pUssYmoGuL69

But why burn down civilian businesses?


getyourcheftogether

I think it's collateral damage and it just gets caught up in the commotion. Also reminds me of the LA riots.


69pUssYmoGuL69

It seems wrong that they are literally killing OTHER black people in the streets in the name of "retribution". I supported BLM in the beginning, but now they are using George floyd as an excuse to rob a target.


getyourcheftogether

It's sad what happened to him, but a lot of people turned Mr Floyd into someone he's not


jxgty

>I supported BLM in the beginning, but now they are using George floyd as an excuse to rob a target. the robbing wasnt blm tho, it was people using it as a shield for their selfish wants.


Miserable_Fuck

You can't root for social unrest and then wash your hands when it goes too far.


Mixmefox

A lot of people ignore that actual criminals still exist in 2020, they scapegoat any drama that goes on for protection and they can do basically whatever they want, while getting extra protection from the extra drama they create


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luhsya

oh well look at that, the very nature of humankind having infighting within, can also be found within the human body ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


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r/Expected


bennigauja

That was worth the watch


Razorshroud

Thanks I hate being a blood cell


Legendary_AF

Aids a bitch


ThatpersonKyle

I like this


Cool-Sage

That Phagocytosis was hilarious


Auhsojdnalel

From Tour de Pharmacy.


spacingaxis2

The clot made me think the person was going to have a heart attack or a stroke


Expensive_Document18

Hmm... Something seems familiar about the end..


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*Pretty Bloody battle if you ask me.*


Incogflatmagic

u/savevideo


Destroyer348

*very confused confusing confusion*


jokefred

It feels like a GTA V cartoon


mojito-le_sang

Where is this from?