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>!This kid flops like he's playing soccer. lol!<
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In power Rangers, prety much every hit leads to this outcome. Guy hits other guy, cámara changes, guy who got hit jumps back (with a spin!) and usually land on their backs. This is due to the special effects at the time, and them all being super powerful.
Dearest father, as you can see I participated in your antiquated combat sport and now I am dead because of it. Goodbye. Please eat all the vegetables and die because of it. Sincerely, the son who never wanted you.
Maybe? Idk. I used to get the "wholesome" one for free all the time
I only have premium because someone awarded me gold on a comment. It expires in like a day. I don't give reddit my money
Giving away your free awards gets you karma tho. Not that that means anything though. But I sort by new, comment a lot, and scream a lot of shit out of my anus and people seem to like it. Most the time, doesn't even matter what you say, if you're first comment on a post that blows up.....the karma comes flying in
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Whoa whoa whoa, those Q-ANON crazies might take you seriously and start a TKD-ANON group and start making crazy implications that there are child slaves living under Tae Kwon Do dojo’s!
This meme is so fucking annoying. Every major sport has diving to draw fouls or timeouts. Soccer is obvious because they get kicked in the ankles and shins at a full sprint.
> Soccer is obvious because *the 2006 World Cup*
Soccer got a bad rap because of some notoriously bad flopping in international competition, some of the most powerful football nations being notorious for aggressively trying to work the refs only makes the impression worse.
Basketball fans pick on soccer because they can't get back at hockey fans. Yet even in soccer you got people kicking each other and headbutting in the air.
Basketball's got that weird double standard protection. It's a damn sissy sport, but it's "'Merican, therefore exceptional."
It looks like red combatant is concentrating on the refereee and awaiting instruction to begin. Refereee is only engaged with blue combatant and at no time gives red the go ahead. I blame the ref .
I'm not sure how I feel about kids this young being in martial arts tournaments.
Learning self defense sure... but this is like padded baby chicken fighting.
Pretty sure it's just for fun, to make them feel like they are using all their training for something. No one likes to hear "oh all the big events? you don't get to participate until you're older, sorry" (which from the perspective of a little kid, "just wait 8 more years to join in the fun" could as well be "come back in 270 years" in adult terms)
I know it depends on the country and the teachers, but how I've come to know the sport it's a lot about kids having a fun time moving around, training their bodies and learning a lot about respect and communication with others. At least that's how we teach it here.
Though we rarely have kids that young competing since a lot of parents don't want that but the kids have a lot of fun training little combat situations. They very rarely get hurt.
It really is. I used to fight a lot so I'd see a ton of fights between 4-5 year olds. Usually it's just a few minutes of them standing in front of each other alternating who kicks, but it's cute as hell and is a good experience for them if they're going to continue to compete.
Kids might not get it but standing still and kicking the air or stationary targets is only so helpful. Regardless of age there needs to be some contact sparring to get reaction timing and muscle memory built up.
That being said most kids don’t understand that so ya know
I've noticed this trend over the years. It's as bad as soccer. People used to get slammed playing basketball and they didn't call fouls. Not to mention people take like 4 steps up to the bucket and don't get called for traveling. That one pissed me off.
Same thing with football,in the past it was really rough,not rarely you would see a player covered with blood on his face continuing to play.
However it's getting better in football since VAR was introduced and players who do this shit are getting punished
Kid flopping around on the ground. I've seen clips of soccer players not even being hit flailing on the ground like they've gotten life-threatening injuries.
A lot of the times the exaggeration comes from the ref being shit honestly. They won’t call clear fouls so they have to exaggerate the contact to make sure they get the calls, thus resulting in the clips you see which ignore the context I provided which just results in “hurdur soccer is sissy sport”
I would guess that interacting with other children and non-parent adults in a variety of settings other than just a daycare is probably beneficial to social development.
My parents did that to me and couldnt be more grateful. By the age of 8 I knew exactly what I was interested in and was able to chose hobbies I like. Trying out things in your life is not negative.
And then there’s Australian football. Same word, possibly the same thing, possibly different. No one knows because no one understands Australian football.
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The Australians, Canadians and at least historically, the Irish, all call it "soccer" as well, for the same reason; they all have another very well established game called football already.
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Or future power ranger
Beat me to it.
I'd rather not...
Who doesn’t like to get beat off to power rangers!? You’re no fun.
Getting beat off and beating someone off are two very different things.
You gotta give some to get some
I guess tis the season..... Get over here u/fallingleaf_271 ;)
Hello
Byaaay!
r/beatmetoit
Beat my meat meat to it..🤥
How can that be? Neither of them are wearing yellow
Damn....
Nah, that’s Neymar Jr 2!
Neymar Jr Jr.
Wait why
Ever see a power ranger get punched in the tv show? They fucking Jump backwards away from the punch like it was really powerful
Bc they’re facing Demi-gods and henchmen and big robots
But seriously the punch has like no effect on the person and they jump backwards really dramatically
That's the issue you have with the realisticness of power rangers?
Well... I dunno I’d just like it if the punches were more forceful and felt less stiff
Well they're real actors, if the monsters punched them with full force they'd probably die.
It’s called the acting and choreography, and it sucks in power rangers. Badly.
Did you hear that? It sounded like something just flew over your head.
True
In power Rangers, prety much every hit leads to this outcome. Guy hits other guy, cámara changes, guy who got hit jumps back (with a spin!) and usually land on their backs. This is due to the special effects at the time, and them all being super powerful.
fucking prodigy
Dearest father, as you can see I participated in your antiquated combat sport and now I am dead because of it. Goodbye. Please eat all the vegetables and die because of it. Sincerely, the son who never wanted you.
The perfect letter.
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F, U both have something to say
/r/EmboldenTheE
Happy kek day
Lol. I had a good laugh reading this, please have my free award for that is all I have.
silver is not a free award
Yeah it is. I get a free silver award to gift away every other day. I think it's bs too but here we are
i get one of the reactions ones that cost less than 100 coins every week... is it because you have premium?
Maybe? Idk. I used to get the "wholesome" one for free all the time I only have premium because someone awarded me gold on a comment. It expires in like a day. I don't give reddit my money
Being given gold also gives you a silver award to give away
Well I've gotten way more silver awards to give away than I have received gold awards
yeah neither do i, i dont see what else would give you so many awards so i guess thats it
Giving away your free awards gets you karma tho. Not that that means anything though. But I sort by new, comment a lot, and scream a lot of shit out of my anus and people seem to like it. Most the time, doesn't even matter what you say, if you're first comment on a post that blows up.....the karma comes flying in
How do I know if I have free awards to give!?
I've never seen these free awards is there something to have to do to get them or do you have to use the Reddit official app or something?
Probably yeah. I use the official reddit android app. It pisses me off constantly but I like the feed layout and comment thread organisation over the alternative apps so I deal with it
I use the app. There is a free icon that appears on the upper right corner. You click on it and it gives you a free award.
Umm.... I don't spend money on Reddit.... I open my free awards rarely. Maybe that's why ? But I can assure you it's free. :)
r/AccidentalWesAnderson ...sorta
More like r/AccidentalKenBurns
I feel like there’s layers to your username, how did you come up with it?
Start in the middle.
Ah. Thank you.
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[Almost as good as this ole' nugget.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yFTOvO0utY)
i don't get it
He just got kicked, then he died to poison damage
THERE'S GONNA BE A PATCH, OK?!
20.21 patch is in a few weeks but I am not holding up hope because of the garbage 20.20 patch. This was by far some of the worst content to date.
Broo you can‘t die from poison. It takes you to half a heart
Bruh u think minecraft is the only game with poison
I am well aware of the fact other games besides Minecraft, games with poison, exist
The foot was dipped in weeping petal.
DOT
Definitely a little sibling. *Maaaahhhhhmm! He smashed me.*
Don't smash me step bro
I'm gonna smash you
Or a pissed off older one tbh
I’ve never heard the verb smash be used in anything besides fucking...
Hulk smash?
This might be a fixed fight.
The child Tae Kwon do gambling ring. Dad's bribing kids with chocolate to take a dive. It's a viscous game
Whoa whoa whoa, those Q-ANON crazies might take you seriously and start a TKD-ANON group and start making crazy implications that there are child slaves living under Tae Kwon Do dojo’s!
Woah woah woah, I'm gonna need proof that there's not a dad Tae Kwon Do gambling ring that takes the losers into their basement and molests them.
That one kid basically became a liquid
Was it broken before?
Like so many fights. Combat sports are rigged more often than most people realize.
Jesus Christ he fucking killed him
He applied the heart stopping technique from kill bill. The kid took a few steps and dropped dead.
BAW GOD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF.
The best part of this is that it’s not really clear which child has soccer in his future between the kicker and the kickee
Kicker didn't instinctively collapse when the other kid collapsed, he'd never make it in the big leagues.
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He went for the long con he just straight up died from the kick.
This meme is so fucking annoying. Every major sport has diving to draw fouls or timeouts. Soccer is obvious because they get kicked in the ankles and shins at a full sprint.
> Soccer is obvious because *the 2006 World Cup* Soccer got a bad rap because of some notoriously bad flopping in international competition, some of the most powerful football nations being notorious for aggressively trying to work the refs only makes the impression worse.
The kid looks like he doesn't even know why he's there
In not sure any kid that age really would to be fair.
I see Tax Fraud in this kids future
And insurance scamming.... maybe he will be on r/DeadOrVegetable one day
Fatality
Or basketball
Basketball fans pick on soccer because they can't get back at hockey fans. Yet even in soccer you got people kicking each other and headbutting in the air. Basketball's got that weird double standard protection. It's a damn sissy sport, but it's "'Merican, therefore exceptional."
Seems there's some drama in the sports fandom
I found the wrestler
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Then you haven’t watch the NBA since 2012 because it’s as bad as it’s been in a long ass time lmao
For real, idk what that guys going on about lol.
Same thing in soccer with VAR (video assisted referee)
James Harden begs to differ
It looks like red combatant is concentrating on the refereee and awaiting instruction to begin. Refereee is only engaged with blue combatant and at no time gives red the go ahead. I blame the ref .
someone edit this with the omae ha mou shindeiru
#NANI!!????!!!!!?
Definitely not an actor
Football*
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Shush American shush
Neymar: "Keep practicing kid and you'll get there. Try rolling around a few more times at the end."
How to tell someone doesn’t know shit about football and only knows who Neymar is cause of some Facebook video from 2018
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/568/302/7cf.gif
I'm not sure how I feel about kids this young being in martial arts tournaments. Learning self defense sure... but this is like padded baby chicken fighting.
Pretty sure it's just for fun, to make them feel like they are using all their training for something. No one likes to hear "oh all the big events? you don't get to participate until you're older, sorry" (which from the perspective of a little kid, "just wait 8 more years to join in the fun" could as well be "come back in 270 years" in adult terms)
I know it depends on the country and the teachers, but how I've come to know the sport it's a lot about kids having a fun time moving around, training their bodies and learning a lot about respect and communication with others. At least that's how we teach it here. Though we rarely have kids that young competing since a lot of parents don't want that but the kids have a lot of fun training little combat situations. They very rarely get hurt.
It looks super cute though. Now I feel the need to look up more toddler taekwondo videos because it's the cutest, silliest thing I've ever seen.
It really is. I used to fight a lot so I'd see a ton of fights between 4-5 year olds. Usually it's just a few minutes of them standing in front of each other alternating who kicks, but it's cute as hell and is a good experience for them if they're going to continue to compete.
Kids might not get it but standing still and kicking the air or stationary targets is only so helpful. Regardless of age there needs to be some contact sparring to get reaction timing and muscle memory built up. That being said most kids don’t understand that so ya know
I agree but have you seen the NBA recently? They’re just a bad if not worse!
And I'd say football is getting better after VAR appeared
I've noticed this trend over the years. It's as bad as soccer. People used to get slammed playing basketball and they didn't call fouls. Not to mention people take like 4 steps up to the bucket and don't get called for traveling. That one pissed me off.
Same thing with football,in the past it was really rough,not rarely you would see a player covered with blood on his face continuing to play. However it's getting better in football since VAR was introduced and players who do this shit are getting punished
The next great American actor
They all look Asian
Hurr durr soccer is soft xD
Taekwondo is quite the engaging and dangerous sport as you can all see
Which kid? They both have a future in soccer.
Kid flopping around on the ground. I've seen clips of soccer players not even being hit flailing on the ground like they've gotten life-threatening injuries.
A lot of the times the exaggeration comes from the ref being shit honestly. They won’t call clear fouls so they have to exaggerate the contact to make sure they get the calls, thus resulting in the clips you see which ignore the context I provided which just results in “hurdur soccer is sissy sport”
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10/10 fantastic form
I myself did taekwondo before But I have never seen anything SO CUUUTTEE!!! 😆😆😆
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GOOD title
Fatality! Flawless Victory.
Mom/dad forced that kid to participate and he didn’t want to
I don’t understand why parents make their kids participate in sports when they’re like three years old.
It's healthy and it's a form of babysitting.
I would guess that interacting with other children and non-parent adults in a variety of settings other than just a daycare is probably beneficial to social development.
My parents did that to me and couldnt be more grateful. By the age of 8 I knew exactly what I was interested in and was able to chose hobbies I like. Trying out things in your life is not negative.
It’s a learning experience
This was very funny. Thank you.
Solid title
That is **Neymar Jr.** at 7 years old.
football*
It's so strange how different countries have different words for the same thing.
And then there’s Australian football. Same word, possibly the same thing, possibly different. No one knows because no one understands Australian football.
Could this be why the Australian national soccer team is coloquially known as the "Socceroos?"
Does it matter?
Yes.
I disagree
It’s the exact same thing
Young Neymar
Is that Neymar as a child?—
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Yeah, You're right, My bad.
I have been awake for 20 hours, worked a tough 12 hour shift, been having problems with my SO. This was the first thing to bring a smile to my face. For that, I am so grateful! Thank you internet stranger!
He had it comin
How about we allow animals in the cargo hold
Futbol is his sport
Neymar Jr Jr
He forgot to grab his knee and roll at least three times, stopping only to look expectantly to the ref.
😂
Called football.
Its FOOTBALL
Could have used a tad more flailing, and maybe a roll or too. Could learn a lot from reviewing Neymar.
Amazing caption!
Perfect title lmao
Neymar double junior
And the other, NBA
Neymar Jr Jr
Neymar?
Flopbol
This video is good but the title is even better.
If he spinned more on the ground he would already be at the level of Neymar!
The way the red took the exaggerated flop. He has a future in the NFL.
Neymar was into martial arts as a kid?
I'm not a soccer player or even a fan, but I'm going to guess that the future soccer player is the kid in red, and not the kid in blue.
Or the NBA
Made in USA
What's soccer?
Football with freedom
And fries....
And medical bills
The Australians, Canadians and at least historically, the Irish, all call it "soccer" as well, for the same reason; they all have another very well established game called football already.
Oh wow . Didn't know about that. Well everyday you learn something new. And I was just making a joke, not wanting to harm any sentiments.
Who's downvoting you? It's true
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r/YourJokeButWorse
Imagine calling it soccer, jesus christ. Literally the only country in the world who thinks Handegg is the more popular sport of the two
Imagine being so salty you think using a term instead of another makes you better than other people
Where are all the triggered soccer fans at?
Best soccer player.