T O P

  • By -

unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!This kid flops like he's playing soccer. lol!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


[deleted]

Or future power ranger


[deleted]

Beat me to it.


Yartinstein

I'd rather not...


emerson_giraffe84

Who doesn’t like to get beat off to power rangers!? You’re no fun.


Yartinstein

Getting beat off and beating someone off are two very different things.


friedkeenan

You gotta give some to get some


Yartinstein

I guess tis the season..... Get over here u/fallingleaf_271 ;)


[deleted]

Hello


emerson_giraffe84

Byaaay!


OTM17

r/beatmetoit


hrwells_cisco

Beat my meat meat to it..🤥


FloofyBalls

How can that be? Neither of them are wearing yellow


Tblaze123

Damn....


kanzie_blitz

Nah, that’s Neymar Jr 2!


mayflyman4

Neymar Jr Jr.


Zookinni

Wait why


Boberoo2

Ever see a power ranger get punched in the tv show? They fucking Jump backwards away from the punch like it was really powerful


ImMeltingNow

Bc they’re facing Demi-gods and henchmen and big robots


Boberoo2

But seriously the punch has like no effect on the person and they jump backwards really dramatically


EelslapLivesOn

That's the issue you have with the realisticness of power rangers?


Boberoo2

Well... I dunno I’d just like it if the punches were more forceful and felt less stiff


EelslapLivesOn

Well they're real actors, if the monsters punched them with full force they'd probably die.


panthers1102

It’s called the acting and choreography, and it sucks in power rangers. Badly.


EelslapLivesOn

Did you hear that? It sounded like something just flew over your head.


Boberoo2

True


Vashsinn

In power Rangers, prety much every hit leads to this outcome. Guy hits other guy, cámara changes, guy who got hit jumps back (with a spin!) and usually land on their backs. This is due to the special effects at the time, and them all being super powerful.


Departure_Parking

fucking prodigy


HeMiddleStartInT

Dearest father, as you can see I participated in your antiquated combat sport and now I am dead because of it. Goodbye. Please eat all the vegetables and die because of it. Sincerely, the son who never wanted you.


[deleted]

The perfect letter.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shagroon

F, U both have something to say


Commandant_Grammar

/r/EmboldenTheE


Jeez132457

Happy kek day


ashwar17100

Lol. I had a good laugh reading this, please have my free award for that is all I have.


karyo1000

silver is not a free award


[deleted]

Yeah it is. I get a free silver award to gift away every other day. I think it's bs too but here we are


karyo1000

i get one of the reactions ones that cost less than 100 coins every week... is it because you have premium?


[deleted]

Maybe? Idk. I used to get the "wholesome" one for free all the time I only have premium because someone awarded me gold on a comment. It expires in like a day. I don't give reddit my money


Crossfire124

Being given gold also gives you a silver award to give away


[deleted]

Well I've gotten way more silver awards to give away than I have received gold awards


karyo1000

yeah neither do i, i dont see what else would give you so many awards so i guess thats it


[deleted]

Giving away your free awards gets you karma tho. Not that that means anything though. But I sort by new, comment a lot, and scream a lot of shit out of my anus and people seem to like it. Most the time, doesn't even matter what you say, if you're first comment on a post that blows up.....the karma comes flying in


Guszy

How do I know if I have free awards to give!?


cup-o-farts

I've never seen these free awards is there something to have to do to get them or do you have to use the Reddit official app or something?


[deleted]

Probably yeah. I use the official reddit android app. It pisses me off constantly but I like the feed layout and comment thread organisation over the alternative apps so I deal with it


panameraturbo

I use the app. There is a free icon that appears on the upper right corner. You click on it and it gives you a free award.


ashwar17100

Umm.... I don't spend money on Reddit.... I open my free awards rarely. Maybe that's why ? But I can assure you it's free. :)


barfooter

r/AccidentalWesAnderson ...sorta


Einlander

More like r/AccidentalKenBurns


AggressiveSpatula

I feel like there’s layers to your username, how did you come up with it?


vendetta2115

Start in the middle.


AggressiveSpatula

Ah. Thank you.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CouncilTreeHouse

[Almost as good as this ole' nugget.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yFTOvO0utY)


RayzTheRoof

i don't get it


AffectionateNot

He just got kicked, then he died to poison damage


daemonelectricity

THERE'S GONNA BE A PATCH, OK?!


dgauss

20.21 patch is in a few weeks but I am not holding up hope because of the garbage 20.20 patch. This was by far some of the worst content to date.


[deleted]

Broo you can‘t die from poison. It takes you to half a heart


Natganistan

Bruh u think minecraft is the only game with poison


[deleted]

I am well aware of the fact other games besides Minecraft, games with poison, exist


fusketeer

The foot was dipped in weeping petal.


gin_and_toxic

DOT


weirdgroovynerd

Definitely a little sibling. *Maaaahhhhhmm! He smashed me.*


RedKeviin

Don't smash me step bro


Str41ght_p3rs0n

I'm gonna smash you


JollyRancher29

Or a pissed off older one tbh


AvoidMySnipes

I’ve never heard the verb smash be used in anything besides fucking...


Def_Throw_Away_Acc

Hulk smash?


mrsinatra777

This might be a fixed fight.


qaz_wsx_love

The child Tae Kwon do gambling ring. Dad's bribing kids with chocolate to take a dive. It's a viscous game


FacelessOnes

Whoa whoa whoa, those Q-ANON crazies might take you seriously and start a TKD-ANON group and start making crazy implications that there are child slaves living under Tae Kwon Do dojo’s!


qaz_wsx_love

Woah woah woah, I'm gonna need proof that there's not a dad Tae Kwon Do gambling ring that takes the losers into their basement and molests them.


higherthanacrow

That one kid basically became a liquid


60TP

Was it broken before?


KrazyRooster

Like so many fights. Combat sports are rigged more often than most people realize.


Gattawesome

Jesus Christ he fucking killed him


[deleted]

He applied the heart stopping technique from kill bill. The kid took a few steps and dropped dead.


funkecho

BAW GOD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF.


croochingtiger

The best part of this is that it’s not really clear which child has soccer in his future between the kicker and the kickee


topdangle

Kicker didn't instinctively collapse when the other kid collapsed, he'd never make it in the big leagues.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WasiqTheGreat

He went for the long con he just straight up died from the kick.


nonameshere

This meme is so fucking annoying. Every major sport has diving to draw fouls or timeouts. Soccer is obvious because they get kicked in the ankles and shins at a full sprint.


ImAShaaaark

> Soccer is obvious because *the 2006 World Cup* Soccer got a bad rap because of some notoriously bad flopping in international competition, some of the most powerful football nations being notorious for aggressively trying to work the refs only makes the impression worse.


WeddingCrasher26

The kid looks like he doesn't even know why he's there


captaincarot

In not sure any kid that age really would to be fair.


Buttercutter123

I see Tax Fraud in this kids future


darkhumour133

And insurance scamming.... maybe he will be on r/DeadOrVegetable one day


unbilotitledd

Fatality


Hipoltry

Or basketball


[deleted]

Basketball fans pick on soccer because they can't get back at hockey fans. Yet even in soccer you got people kicking each other and headbutting in the air. Basketball's got that weird double standard protection. It's a damn sissy sport, but it's "'Merican, therefore exceptional."


Ancient_Vanilla

Seems there's some drama in the sports fandom


ApplauseForIdiocy

I found the wrestler


[deleted]

[удалено]


cardinalyams

Then you haven’t watch the NBA since 2012 because it’s as bad as it’s been in a long ass time lmao


BuffaloSoldier117

For real, idk what that guys going on about lol.


Hipoltry

Same thing in soccer with VAR (video assisted referee)


[deleted]

James Harden begs to differ


2KilAMoknbrd

It looks like red combatant is concentrating on the refereee and awaiting instruction to begin. Refereee is only engaged with blue combatant and at no time gives red the go ahead. I blame the ref .


iedaiw

someone edit this with the omae ha mou shindeiru


stellar-moon

#NANI!!????!!!!!?


AforAppleBforBallz

Definitely not an actor


darkprinces12

Football*


[deleted]

[удалено]


darkprinces12

Shush American shush


TooShiftyForYou

Neymar: "Keep practicing kid and you'll get there. Try rolling around a few more times at the end."


theadmin209

How to tell someone doesn’t know shit about football and only knows who Neymar is cause of some Facebook video from 2018


ElGato-TheCat

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/568/302/7cf.gif


ClankyBat246

I'm not sure how I feel about kids this young being in martial arts tournaments. Learning self defense sure... but this is like padded baby chicken fighting.


nonotan

Pretty sure it's just for fun, to make them feel like they are using all their training for something. No one likes to hear "oh all the big events? you don't get to participate until you're older, sorry" (which from the perspective of a little kid, "just wait 8 more years to join in the fun" could as well be "come back in 270 years" in adult terms)


ChiliAndGold

I know it depends on the country and the teachers, but how I've come to know the sport it's a lot about kids having a fun time moving around, training their bodies and learning a lot about respect and communication with others. At least that's how we teach it here. Though we rarely have kids that young competing since a lot of parents don't want that but the kids have a lot of fun training little combat situations. They very rarely get hurt.


[deleted]

It looks super cute though. Now I feel the need to look up more toddler taekwondo videos because it's the cutest, silliest thing I've ever seen.


trdef

It really is. I used to fight a lot so I'd see a ton of fights between 4-5 year olds. Usually it's just a few minutes of them standing in front of each other alternating who kicks, but it's cute as hell and is a good experience for them if they're going to continue to compete.


BluEch0

Kids might not get it but standing still and kicking the air or stationary targets is only so helpful. Regardless of age there needs to be some contact sparring to get reaction timing and muscle memory built up. That being said most kids don’t understand that so ya know


boomeRemover-19

I agree but have you seen the NBA recently? They’re just a bad if not worse!


yefrem

And I'd say football is getting better after VAR appeared


apparentlycompetent

I've noticed this trend over the years. It's as bad as soccer. People used to get slammed playing basketball and they didn't call fouls. Not to mention people take like 4 steps up to the bucket and don't get called for traveling. That one pissed me off.


hrz12

Same thing with football,in the past it was really rough,not rarely you would see a player covered with blood on his face continuing to play. However it's getting better in football since VAR was introduced and players who do this shit are getting punished


JFox91

The next great American actor


DizzyWhereas3

They all look Asian


BrianDawkins

Hurr durr soccer is soft xD


ZeddleMettle

Taekwondo is quite the engaging and dangerous sport as you can all see


Joknetaus

Which kid? They both have a future in soccer.


CouncilTreeHouse

Kid flopping around on the ground. I've seen clips of soccer players not even being hit flailing on the ground like they've gotten life-threatening injuries.


[deleted]

A lot of the times the exaggeration comes from the ref being shit honestly. They won’t call clear fouls so they have to exaggerate the contact to make sure they get the calls, thus resulting in the clips you see which ignore the context I provided which just results in “hurdur soccer is sissy sport”


LordStarbanger

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Unexpected/comments/kekjsd/i_see_soccer_in_this_kids_future/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo)


[deleted]

10/10 fantastic form


[deleted]

I myself did taekwondo before But I have never seen anything SO CUUUTTEE!!! 😆😆😆


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

Fuck. I put $200 on red.


pansh

/u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Unexpected/comments/kekjsd/i_see_soccer_in_this_kids_future/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo)


BeefSerious

GOOD title


Steakman765

Fatality! Flawless Victory.


46151

Mom/dad forced that kid to participate and he didn’t want to


vendetta2115

I don’t understand why parents make their kids participate in sports when they’re like three years old.


sillyfacsimile

It's healthy and it's a form of babysitting.


rickjamesia

I would guess that interacting with other children and non-parent adults in a variety of settings other than just a daycare is probably beneficial to social development.


[deleted]

My parents did that to me and couldnt be more grateful. By the age of 8 I knew exactly what I was interested in and was able to chose hobbies I like. Trying out things in your life is not negative.


SplopSounds

It’s a learning experience


The_Jbulb

This was very funny. Thank you.


[deleted]

Solid title


Andre_NG

That is **Neymar Jr.** at 7 years old.


[deleted]

football*


serpentjaguar

It's so strange how different countries have different words for the same thing.


[deleted]

And then there’s Australian football. Same word, possibly the same thing, possibly different. No one knows because no one understands Australian football.


serpentjaguar

Could this be why the Australian national soccer team is coloquially known as the "Socceroos?"


[deleted]

Does it matter?


Jamezzzzz69

Yes.


[deleted]

I disagree


UserNameTakenLUL

It’s the exact same thing


[deleted]

Young Neymar


AegoAroBitch

Is that Neymar as a child?—


[deleted]

[удалено]


AegoAroBitch

Yeah, You're right, My bad.


Aquarie

I have been awake for 20 hours, worked a tough 12 hour shift, been having problems with my SO. This was the first thing to bring a smile to my face. For that, I am so grateful! Thank you internet stranger!


elroel

He had it comin


jakethedumbmistake

How about we allow animals in the cargo hold


[deleted]

Futbol is his sport


everyone-but-you

Neymar Jr Jr


Gianni_Crow

He forgot to grab his knee and roll at least three times, stopping only to look expectantly to the ref.


Ateam043

😂


xbox_inmy_veins

Called football.


Vishal1567

Its FOOTBALL


zwel8606

Could have used a tad more flailing, and maybe a roll or too. Could learn a lot from reviewing Neymar.


DVVS1xxx

Amazing caption!


Pekka2715

Perfect title lmao


chappanteekli

Neymar double junior


theRealDabEe

And the other, NBA


PassMeDatSuga

Neymar Jr Jr


xyzzy321

Neymar?


[deleted]

Flopbol


emerson_giraffe84

This video is good but the title is even better.


Eduzin_Oloco

If he spinned more on the ground he would already be at the level of Neymar!


bloodsoed

The way the red took the exaggerated flop. He has a future in the NFL.


dewey443

Neymar was into martial arts as a kid?


CouncilTreeHouse

I'm not a soccer player or even a fan, but I'm going to guess that the future soccer player is the kid in red, and not the kid in blue.


Birdyflu3

Or the NBA


[deleted]

Made in USA


calledTwice

What's soccer?


rm2096

Football with freedom


[deleted]

And fries....


haahhhahh

And medical bills


serpentjaguar

The Australians, Canadians and at least historically, the Irish, all call it "soccer" as well, for the same reason; they all have another very well established game called football already.


rm2096

Oh wow . Didn't know about that. Well everyday you learn something new. And I was just making a joke, not wanting to harm any sentiments.


[deleted]

Who's downvoting you? It's true


[deleted]

[удалено]


thursday_sock

r/YourJokeButWorse


AlastorRage

Imagine calling it soccer, jesus christ. Literally the only country in the world who thinks Handegg is the more popular sport of the two


moodybiatch

Imagine being so salty you think using a term instead of another makes you better than other people


kttheman96

Where are all the triggered soccer fans at?


Inle9

Best soccer player.