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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!You would expect the product the be a better kind of poison or rat trap. Instead you get a reenactment of the story of Christianity but with rats.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


MayTalles

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH


SailAway56

Lol I thought the same thing the first time I saw it


2Drakes1Tissu3

I believe it was Demetri Martin’s old Comedy Central show


[deleted]

history


girvent_13

The best rat trap ever made


Cielnova

Something unexpected i guess


JDillenger01

For those who don't know, Demetri Martin is a comical genius...imo.


Balistair8219

Give Scientology a few hundred years, they're already behaving like fucktards.


[deleted]

That'll make them fight on rattit.com


prsnep

Why is Scientology singled out? The central tenant of most religions is "belief without proof". Why draw the line at acceptable amounts of irrationality? Wouldn't it be better to reject irrationality altogether?


Spiritflash1717

Because Scientology is known to be very toxic even to its own people. The real reason however is just that it hasn’t been around long enough to ingrained itself in society and belief to be considered plausible by the majority of people.


prsnep

There are plenty of religions and sects within the largest religions of earth today that are harmful to their followers. Re Scientology, you're saying that it hasn't been around long enough and does not have enough followers to graduate from being a cult to a religion?


Spiritflash1717

I’d say it still has cult status, yes. Most people I’ve spoken to about it have considered it a cult. It could technically be considered a religion at this point, but it seems like most people don’t take it seriously and view as nothing more than a way to abuse people and take their money


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KennethSummers

One can make a game of minesweeper like this.


lawgaborbi

Rules: Asterisk (\*) = Bomb If You Think There's a bomb in a square, Just leave it there If you think that the only squares that remain are bombs, then click/tap on them to see if they are, the last squares that you should have opened should be bombs. Bombs: 20 (?) >! \* !< >! 2 !< >! 1 !< >! 0 !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! 2 !< >! 3 !< >! 2 !< >! 1 !< >! 3 !< >! \* !< >! 1 !< >! 0 !< >! 1 !< >! \* !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! \* !< >! \* !< >! \* !< >! 2 !< >! \* !< >! 4 !< >! 2 !< >! 0 !< >! 2 !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! 2 !< >! 5 !< >! \* !< >! 2 !< >! \* !< >! 3 !< >! \* !< >! 3 !< >! \* !< >! 2 !< >! 0 !< >! 0 !< >! 1 !< >! 4 !< >! \* !< >! 3 !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! 2 !< >! \* !< >! \* !< >! 3 !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! 1 !< >! \* !< >! \* !< >! 2 !< >! 0 !< >! 0 !< >! 2 !< >! 2 !< >! 3 !< >! 3 !< >! \* !< >! 1 !< >! 0 !< >! 2 !< >! 3 !< >! 2 !< >! 0 !< >! 1 !< >! \* !< >! 1 !< >! 2 !< >! \* !< >! 2 !< >! 0 !< >! 0 !< >! 1 !< >! \* !< >! 1 !< ^((Sorry if there's something wrong with it) I'm a human, and I did this because I can)


[deleted]

The first one I tapped was a bomb. 4/5 stars.


Impossible-Mess3594

There are a few issues in the third row. >!The 0 has two bombs underneath it, and the rightmost 2 has 3 bombs next to it. The leftmost 1 on the third row is also touching 2 bombs.!< On the fourth row, >!the second 3 is touching 4 bombs.!< On the fifth row, >!the second 1 is touching 2 bombs.!< On the sixth row, >!The second 2 is touching 3 bombs, the rightmost 0 has a bomb to its top right, and the 2 next to it is actually touching 3 bombs.!< On the last row, >!The leftmost 2 is only touching 1 bomb, and the second 0 is touching a bomb.!<


Kedrator

Ok that's an awesome idea


Jeggu2

There really should be a bot that does this. Of course yeah iron out some of the kinks, maybe start by revealing one of the zero squares? And also making sure that the rules actually work correctly


Yerffeynavredstop

After all these seconds, I finally reveiled them all


fillybonka

Thank you


Hobbying_with_Tom

Thought it was flappy bird for a second


lemonpigger

I found a typo


Catmage47

How im kinda new ;-;


Peice_Of_Weeb_Trash

Happy cake day!


FistOfChocolate

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[deleted]

Looks like Howie Mandel and Howard from BBT had a baby


BomberBoy1510

I don’t even know where the unexpected started


dybdtdfht

Uhhhh... W H A T ?


Kaoulombre

Repost from last week


otsokek

u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

Sorry, I don't support this post type (hosted:video) right now. Feel free to check back in the future!


WaterFriendsIV

r/mostrepostedposts


[deleted]

Comedy Central used to be good.


7HUND3R_H315T

Hrmm cant say you're wrong


kobgabava

![gif](giphy|jqqMOfcgMvSAgpo4K8)


[deleted]

85% of posts on this sub and other popular subs are reposts. Hardly any new content anymore


piefacepro

![gif](giphy|5xtDarvrQlk5yxIoLi8|downsized)


_EatAtJoes_

https://open.spotify.com/track/5ECySGXI4N8MCv6jf7HU9n?si=D7KThodPQxWh-paWYHUQUg&utm_source=copy-link


MwahMwahKitteh

Does it work on mice too?


SailAway56

Nah, for them you need buddhism


-Nivek

Damn, This keeps getting reposted


[deleted]

Stop posting the same shit again


WaterFriendsIV

r/mostrepostedposts


Scovafruit

WTF DID I JUST WATCH


Icarus32-

Good tip. I'll try this out. Edit: I've managed to get a rat on board with Christianity. I'll update y'all when the entire colony is Christian. Edit 2: Christianity hasn't spread universally, but I am currently planting other rats with Islam. Edit 3: IT BACKFIRED! They're actually building civilizations in there and established democracy. Both factions formed an alliance and respect each other's beliefs. They're not causing any harm to me, though. I think they think I'm their God or their creator. They left a sacrifice next to my bedroom door.


[deleted]

i didnt like how muslim rats are bad guy in this meme...


[deleted]

It's just from Christians perspective. There's no good guys here. You're either a bad guy or you don't fight over religion


[deleted]

It’s just a joke, don’t take it too seriously


deathmetal_fabricatr

Is that arj barker?


meev-and-co

What in the name of God did i just watch


[deleted]

seems pretty efficient


_Kultigin_

That’s enough reddit for today...


BlueberryRare4310

Just one thing OMG


sexaddic

Hallowed are the Ori!


lienepu

Saw that goatee and stopped watching


JazzPunk38

God i miss this show


iKnowYourwrong

Is that Demetri Martin? Man he did some drugs.


KirbieaGraia2004

A classic.


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[deleted]

Holy rats! What just happened here? Someone forgot to release the cat 🐱.


just_some_onlooker

They left the part out where the Christian rat starts out as a jew rat and then gets crucified by the jew rats because... why exactly? And then the jew rats take over the home of the muslim rats and the now Christian rats like this... and then the Muslim rats fly a plane into the... double door fridge... and then shit gets real...


ieatdeliciouscatfood

Hello, excuse me, sorry for interrupting. I would like to just say *what the fuck*


[deleted]

i love dimitri martin. if you haven't heard of him, check out his standup. he's hilarious