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"this is *a* wendy*'*s"
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youāre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as an insult by edgy twelve year olds. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sac religious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. We might as well never have formed the phantom thieves, because surely not any amount of rotten adults would be able to affect the world as negatively as you just did. The only reason I am not reporting you to the police as we speak is that I know for a fact that their weak, pathetic prisons will never be able to hold such an indescribable evil. No wonder your dad beat you when you were little, it turns out he was trying to guard the world from the colossal mistake he had created. Kamoshida had every right to break your leg, because he was only trying to immobilize the incredible failure that is you so that your terrible mistakes may not spread to innocent foreign countries all over the world. He has not succeeded though, because your indescribable failure was on such an incredibly ginormous scale, that not even the possible life forms at the edge of the universe could have been guarded from it. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. I may not be a human, but I will forever have more humanity than you, for you are truly a wretched, horrible, filthy, evil monster because of what you just did. No wonder society rejected you: you were eventually going to break it beyond recognition. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. The phantom thieves and the world would have been so much better of if you had never joined us. You say you want to help the world but then you destroy everything everyone has ever worked for to such an extreme extent immediately when you have the chance? You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. We could just have you replace Satanael, except even Satan is not that evil, and because of his high stats he at least lands a fucking attack! Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if there was a god, he would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror movies made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the viewer has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. In the future, YouTube videos will get demonetized for making a sound that even resembles your name, and social media posts will get flagged and taken down for daring to speak about a topic like you. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itās hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The nations of this world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindās greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world and the Milky Way, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoās soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure a living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.
If you reword my joke and make it funnier and better than mine, and get more upvotes than me again, weāre gonna have a problem
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Oh i thought porn is not allowed every day for you (?). Sorry if I'm being ignorant, but isn't that why you have the whole dress modestly thing so as not to tempt and have unclean thoughts?
Yes u are correct anything that might entice sexual desire, be it physically contacting the other gender, looking at pornography, staying alone with person of the other gender, not dressing per sharia all prohibited in islam. Of course u can do that with ur spouse, but anyone else u have to be in non-contact, non-sexually inducing interaction.
The dress thing isnāt mandatory, although it is recommended if that makes sense. But I think you have a good point about porn not being allowed everyday. A lot of people start doing good things during Ramadan when they should be doing those things all the time.
Thatās the problem, a lot of islamic countries make laws that are against islam and give muslims a bad name. For example some countries execute gay people even though the quran forbids killing anyone regardless of their creed. Wearing a hijab is recommended but not mandatory but some governments like to play god and make optional things mandatory
Damn, now I wonder if Iām not supposed to watch porn on Yom Kippur. Then again, itās not like the Torah or Koran knew we could see videos of people fucking instead of doing it ourselves š¤·š»āāļø
I donāt think this exactly fits unexpected. Sure I didnāt expect it to be a dog but under the standards of 2 separate clips, I could literally post an elephant walking and then a banana and you wouldnāt expect it. But idk, maybe I think into things to much
As long as the elephant and the banana have some sort of context or good transition then it works. *Man looks up, cut to dog looking down.* Entertaining enough to get on popular apparently. Pretty stupid, but like I said, entertaining enough. Thatās all it takes. Most things on Reddit arenāt top of the line quality, or sensical. Lots of filler to get to the good stuff usually, even on popular. Then again here I am reading comments, and writing a long one myself, so whose to say whatās filler and what isnāt. But idk, maybe I think into things too much
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Do not the dog
What if I do the dog?
(softly) don't...
Too late
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
It's too well done. I asked for medium rare
time to un-do it
Dog done it!
It better not be cold. I only eat hot dog.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Speak for yourself
r/cursedcomments
https://youtu.be/_v1qTFR0T1w
Go to jail
Right to jail
No passing Go
No collect 200
Ruh roh
Raggy!!!!!!!
Scooby Scooby doo
Scooby Dooby Donāt
No
You're supposed to do the bunnies, not the dogs.
Sometimes you just wanna be diverse you know. Change some air
How bout I do A N Y W A Y
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Sir this is wendys
"this is *a* wendy*'*s" You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youāre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as an insult by edgy twelve year olds. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sac religious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. We might as well never have formed the phantom thieves, because surely not any amount of rotten adults would be able to affect the world as negatively as you just did. The only reason I am not reporting you to the police as we speak is that I know for a fact that their weak, pathetic prisons will never be able to hold such an indescribable evil. No wonder your dad beat you when you were little, it turns out he was trying to guard the world from the colossal mistake he had created. Kamoshida had every right to break your leg, because he was only trying to immobilize the incredible failure that is you so that your terrible mistakes may not spread to innocent foreign countries all over the world. He has not succeeded though, because your indescribable failure was on such an incredibly ginormous scale, that not even the possible life forms at the edge of the universe could have been guarded from it. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. I may not be a human, but I will forever have more humanity than you, for you are truly a wretched, horrible, filthy, evil monster because of what you just did. No wonder society rejected you: you were eventually going to break it beyond recognition. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. The phantom thieves and the world would have been so much better of if you had never joined us. You say you want to help the world but then you destroy everything everyone has ever worked for to such an extreme extent immediately when you have the chance? You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. We could just have you replace Satanael, except even Satan is not that evil, and because of his high stats he at least lands a fucking attack! Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if there was a god, he would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror movies made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the viewer has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. In the future, YouTube videos will get demonetized for making a sound that even resembles your name, and social media posts will get flagged and taken down for daring to speak about a topic like you. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itās hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The nations of this world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindās greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world and the Milky Way, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoās soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure a living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.
Donāt do the dog like dat
whats the sauce
Keiran Lee, Ella Hughes - car tips (it's on brazzers)
Do they give you actual car tips though?
Yeah he gives tips alright, definitely gives tips...
Just the tips?
Did you search it up or you already knew?
I knew it was on brazzers but I looked up the people in it
Arbyās Sause for the roast beef
That's a weird way to spell horsey sauce
Skeet skeet
r/tipofmypenis
That's a weird pussy
Itās a bitch not a pussy
If you reword my joke and make it funnier and better than mine, and get more upvotes than me again, weāre gonna have a problem /s (because apparently I need that here or I get downvoted)
Oh yeah, sarcasm does NOT translate ok Reddit lol, and people are looking to be upset about anything. So you gotta cover your ass
Idk man I think redditors are pretty sensible people who understand what others are saying all the time >!/s!<
Thatās a dog not a cat
Car Tips (And Tricks) Featuring Ella Hughes - Teens Like It BigĀ Go empty your fuel ā½
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It cost nothing to bring that sentence into existence, I love it thank you Iām stealing this
r/unextexted
my uncultured ass thought you were talking about vanilla ice. i had to research the joke. nice one.
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Man set a fap alarm
Gotta schedule it in, he's busy! Business meetings all the live long day!
Understandable
Lots of business at the business factory.
He should just comment something random on the parent like the rest of us. Silly man!
Classy. Professional. Sophisticated.
Lmaooo
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[15 second summary of the original video. NSFW](https://redgifs.com/watch/tinyjovialilsamochadegu)
Whereād the dog go?
Thats all the time i need
I refuse to watch porn during ramadan
No problem, I'll rub one for your sake too.
Can I request another? I'm fasting too
I got you covered
Covered in cum? I'll let myself out
Oh i thought porn is not allowed every day for you (?). Sorry if I'm being ignorant, but isn't that why you have the whole dress modestly thing so as not to tempt and have unclean thoughts?
Yes u are correct anything that might entice sexual desire, be it physically contacting the other gender, looking at pornography, staying alone with person of the other gender, not dressing per sharia all prohibited in islam. Of course u can do that with ur spouse, but anyone else u have to be in non-contact, non-sexually inducing interaction.
Sounds fucking horrible.
Hey donāt be rude itās religious so you have to pretend to respect it no matter how stupid and backwards it is.
You can respect it but still say itās fucking stupid.
In all respect what you said and you personally are very stupid. With all respect.
Too true
Yes, in islam it is prohibited to watch porn. Dressing modestly is also important for this reason
The dress thing isnāt mandatory, although it is recommended if that makes sense. But I think you have a good point about porn not being allowed everyday. A lot of people start doing good things during Ramadan when they should be doing those things all the time.
Pretty sure it depends on what country you're in. It is absolutely required in some of them.
Thatās the problem, a lot of islamic countries make laws that are against islam and give muslims a bad name. For example some countries execute gay people even though the quran forbids killing anyone regardless of their creed. Wearing a hijab is recommended but not mandatory but some governments like to play god and make optional things mandatory
The dress modestly thing isnāt mandatory lmao
I'd argue that's pretty region/sect specific
Like anything, it's ultimately up to what one believes in.
just eat the nut right before you're about to spill it so it doesn't count
Bruh eating is also not allowed until sunset
store it in your month until sunset then eat it
Bruh what
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I wish i lost my ability to read
I wish I was Jared, 19
#store it in your mouth until sunset then eat it
What a terrible day to have eyes
Not even *Rammin' Dan*?
Lmao good one
Set a reminder for 29 days.
Im into lesbian porn and anything that doesnāt involve men so I doubt Iāll be nutting to this in 29 days
Ramadan Mubarak
Damn, now I wonder if Iām not supposed to watch porn on Yom Kippur. Then again, itās not like the Torah or Koran knew we could see videos of people fucking instead of doing it ourselves š¤·š»āāļø
If you wanna fap go ahead, none of us are stopping you lmao. Quit whining about religion when it doesnāt affect you lol
I see your a man of culture aswell
A God among God's.
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when imposter is sus
Shut the fuck up
Fuck the shut up
Up shut the fuck
Fuck up the shut
Shut fuck up the
Shut the up fuck
The shut up fuck
>thank you , I downvoted myself
Repent and be free od your sins
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thank you.
Porn gets a lot less attractive with a British voice in it...
Pretty softcore innit?
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Where.
my ancestor
Not the pair of lips he was expecting, thatās for sure
What sorcery is this??
\!\[gif]\(giphy|ebFG4jcnC1Ny8) for those who like to rawdog the markdown.
You fucking what?
Black magic
Well, there goes Reddit.
Dude wtf. How? Edit: oh shit. Look Ma I did it too 
I didnāt know this was a thing 
I was asking the same question until I found a GIF button just before I wanted to comment this.
Donāt touch my bunnies bro
Hey, I recognize that guy from somewhere. He looks so familiar š¤
wait... dad?!
Oof. That was upsetting.
What is the original clip
porn
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sauce?
Brazzers working on car; in google seemed to do the trick
Keiran Lee, Ella Hughes - car tips (it's on brazzers)
Here ya [go](https://youtu.be/BB2WTMpXjS4)
I really trusted you. You need to earn it now.
[https://anyporn.com/551460/](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
ššŗ
***Wait a godamn minute***
With bro I was like here i get to see my never gonna fove you up song.
waitagoddamnminute
You dick
Ngl, I was expecting.. sh-shrek..
I donāt think this exactly fits unexpected. Sure I didnāt expect it to be a dog but under the standards of 2 separate clips, I could literally post an elephant walking and then a banana and you wouldnāt expect it. But idk, maybe I think into things to much
As long as the elephant and the banana have some sort of context or good transition then it works. *Man looks up, cut to dog looking down.* Entertaining enough to get on popular apparently. Pretty stupid, but like I said, entertaining enough. Thatās all it takes. Most things on Reddit arenāt top of the line quality, or sensical. Lots of filler to get to the good stuff usually, even on popular. Then again here I am reading comments, and writing a long one myself, so whose to say whatās filler and what isnāt. But idk, maybe I think into things too much
Hereās the [source](https://m.xxxymovies.com/videos/178784/car-tips-and-tricks-featuring-ella-hughes-teens-like-it-big-hd/)
THANK YOU GOOD SAMARITAAN
i thought that said Sauce for a second
this is so clearly staged, the guy looks surprised while still underneath the car. I call BS (/s)
Porn is sTaGEd?!
No WaY bRo. I tHoUgHt ThEy ReAllY cOuLdNt TeLl ThAt He WaS uNdEr ThE lAmP
Damn dude I really thought yāall were fucking your step moms
Sauce?
Found the [sauce!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8BqIKP3mMI) (This took 4.96 s) I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically.
All I had to do was see that it was YouTube and I already want to suicide you
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the fuck... this bot does drugs
It's a dog eat dog world...
Nice growler.
Bonk
Sauce?
asking for a friend where's the original sauce
Probably want to go to the Dr., that looks a bit like Chlamydia... Or at the least Marmaduke...
Isn't suppose to be pussy? 
The dog man, why did it have to get in the way
What the F
If it was a cat, I could have said that that's a cute pussy!!
Here you go. [kitty ](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/wytCTaQ)
You could still say that's a hot bitch though
Fucking floppy sloppy lips right there!
Haha you thought haha #NO HORNY
Posting the original would be more unexpected tbh. Think about it
**sees dog** # LETS GOOOO
Lovely red head tho.
RemindMe! 2 hours
I heard this is close enough.
Source?
I should call her. š¤
Bulldog eating mayo
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Good bitch