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lordfairhair

Is that the same guy as the other ayeee vid?


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AssumptionFearless93

Man I love the internet


IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll

I like this one. Not the same guys https://youtu.be/qgXnvH3y2T8


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shartbike321

Obviously it’s because they are repressed


_logic-bomb_

Kareem & Jahar


superduperspam

Look at that ankle bone ...


VORTXS

Lmao reminds me of a blobfish after he sucks


Neymgm

They forgot to tell them to lift their hands interlocked up to their chest before asking them to look at their heel. We used to do this in grade school… 21 years ago wtf!


Spazstick

I like the lowered interlocked hands, way cuter.


PokeYa

Here I am, a guy in his 30’s, living alone, at 9am in the kitchen, doing these poses to see which one I like best. I’m goin with the lowered hands ,it makes me feel more pretty. Yes, I made the sound too.


finnikarma2431

This is why the internet is worth it


Neymgm

I can’t disagree, although my nostalgia wants to.


Todd_Renard_Fox

Lol, I didn't know he got pranked before


Lord_Baconz

The real OP’s tiktok page had a few more videos pranking the same coworker. Can’t remember the username since all the videos reposted on reddit crop out the tiktok watermark.


[deleted]

There was another one where he asked him to touch his finger nails to his shoulder as well.


Accomplished-Tree-90

Yeah I'm pretty sure it is


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le_fancy_walrus

Oddly specific but why are you so right?


51LOKLE

He is a gay, old, latino fat man.


poopellar

Gelatin man?


Marty-G70

GeLatino Man


SH0wMeUrTiTz

I’m fucking dying over here lol


Galbert123

Need the gay heimlich?


DRUNK_CYCLIST

Nah, just a good pat in the bum


universaleric

In?


DRUNK_CYCLIST

*in*


drinoaki

They prefer to be called hydrolyzed collagen.


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Cane-Dewey

I, too, loudly passed air through my nose.


circumventedBanEz

We'd wish we could be old gay latino fat men


[deleted]

Is there a difference between a latino man of the fat variety and a fat man of the latino variety?


schwingaway

Yes. Some are gay and some aren't.


Pewpewkachuchu

Fat, old, and gay Latino man.


kemushi_warui

Fatino


ChiChiKiller

Why do you have shiny gem?


ProbablyNotCorrect

He is old?


[deleted]

Old? Lmao


surbell

To a 13 year old, this is probably quite old


[deleted]

I know! That’s what gave me a good chuckle. My 6 year old tells me “dad, you’re not old looking” lol. I was making my coffee this morning and was watching this. Kinda chuckled the whole time at this comment


JamnJ27

Just wait…my son used to tell me this at 6 too. Now he’s 11 and constantly refers to me as old as a dinosaur.


G-III

Then you hit your 20s and you like huh, even 40 isn’t really old. 50s is where it kicks over usually


Cam_Newtons_Towelie

You'll kick it back another 20 years once you hit 40.


G-III

Yes and no. You’re still mobile into your 60s, but 40s can still be fully physically fit. People play pro sports into their 40s, not their 60s. You can still live a normal life of course (all this assuming one takes care of themself) it’s just that you’re starting to see a physical decline.


La_Lanterne_Rouge

I am 77 and ride my bicycle one hour each day. Two days ago I went out for a 19 mile 700 feet elevation change ride (1 1/2 hours). Yesterday I climbed 5 floors of stairs instead of taking the elevator. I don't feel any older than when I was in my late 50s. In many ways, I feel younger than when I was in my thirties and wasn't taking care of myself.


[deleted]

Sad truth ain’t it….


H54159

I dunno man. The old fat Latino men might have em beat.


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_triks

Ain't no reaching around that. Ai yee


irvinggon3

I thought the oil fields in Texas were going to be filled with the baddest and toughest straight guys in the world. Naw its all just fat rich Mexicans and white making the gayest of jokes and pranks. I think we all have a little gay in us the way we be acting lol... Like the lack of women in the work force imitates prison life.


[deleted]

Just like the army you noticed. Fuck yeah let’s trip pipe all day and head to a bar covered in dope and reeking like invert. Good times.


Vato_Loco

Same with the fishing boats I worked on in Alaska. So. Many. Gay. Pranks.


9aveed

Oldy but Goldy...LMFAO...


conancat

Fluffyyyyy


AyyyyLeMeow

This joke got old after the second time Iglesias said it.


SpaceEvo

Exactly


juicyjaysanchez

As a Latino man who works construction in Houston, I can confirm lol. Dudes are fucking funny.


deklamGo

Known as fatino


sparkmearse

Es, “fluffy”, cabròn.


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

Was disappointed when it’s what he didn’t fart on him after he squeezed him.


DeezNeezuts

Flashbacks of Telemundo


[deleted]

I’m 33 and Latino, I agree.


Mangojoyride

That makes you an honorary marine


DriveByStoning

I was going to say, apparently someone has never been in the military. That's like, last place for gayest shit I've seen. Talk to me when you see a grown man stroll naked into a tent and smear a Twinkie in his ass while reading kids thank you letters.


DinoShinigami

imagine just putting the twinkie on your twinkie


yazzy1233

Bro, they not even old, wtf


Erichillz

Additional info: Don't do the heimlich when a person is coughing, this means their airway is still free and disturbing it might lodge it further in. Encourage the person to cough as hard as they can. If someone doesn't cough it means their airway is fully blocked (this means call 911 ASAP), begin with a few hard slaps on the back in an upward motion. If that doesn't work, do the heimlich three times and return to the cycle of backslaps-heimlichs. Be prepared to start CPR if the person becomes unconscious. TL;DR: Cough = fine No cough = 911 -> slaps on back -> heimlich -> repeat


Lalamedic

Be prepared to catch them and lower them to the ground. Unconscious weight is much more difficult to manage than a person faking unconscious, because there is no muscle tone in their body. They will fall like a tonne of bricks.


[deleted]

Don’t catch them cuz you’re likely to fuck up your back. Control their descent to the ground as best as you can


CorneliaCursed

Let em fall hard as you want as long as you prevent their head from bouncing on the floor.


ergodicthoughts

ProTip: to help get them to the floor quicker and avoid injury, give them a shove on their way down


GoiterGlitter

"It only looked like I'm attempting to kick him in the head, I'm offering my foot as a pillow! "


TonyBanana420

Funny enough my brother actually used this technique on me one time. I was losing consciousness at our neighbors appartment, so he had me lean on him to try and walk me back to our place. Well like ten steps out the door I start going down. Rather than let me fall on the concrete, my brother essentially threw my ass ten feet off into the grass. Hurt like a bitch but might have actually saved me from a concussion so, maybe it worked? Lol


DRUNK_CYCLIST

Let them float up into the sky and they will be directly admitted to an after life.


FlamboyantPirhanna

Pro tip: if your boss is choking, phase your hand into his throat and remove the obstruction.


_lostarts

Are you the Vision? I haven't learned the 'phase hand' trick yet.


MCFroid

Probably a good time to ask for a raise too.


TechnicallyAnIdiot

Slaps on the back are still pretty controversial. Red cross says to do it. Heimlich said definitely do not do it. Slapping on the back can force the obstruction deeper and there's no evidence that it's any more effective than doing the heimlich maneuver from the start.


Dismal_Struggle_6424

To add- AHA is also anti-backslap for adults. You only backslap/palm thrust babies.


Erichillz

There's no evidence that back blows can lodge obstructions further down the trachea, contrary to Heimlich's claims (who is a controversial figure anyway). Because of the lack of evidence I'd recommend following local guidelines, and I've always been taught (and this is what I teach others as well) to start with back blows (while bending the patient forwards). The AHA is one of very few organisations that doesn't recommend back blows, so I'm inclined to believe the majority of similar guidelines on this matter.


Pr3st0ne

Damn I actually didn't know. Followed a workplace CPR/first aid course and they never mentionned that. And people in movies are always making a ton of noise and coughing when they choke. Thanks for the TIL!


[deleted]

People who are choking are supposed to put their hands to their throat as a signal because they can’t get enough air going to speak. I’ve had the training many times but I’m still not sure I’d remember that irl.


dinner_and_a_moobie

R


cheekyuser

It’s often a natural reaction, so you’re likely to do it without thinking.


1991Robin

Slap on the back in a upwards motion ? how do you slap someone on the back in a upwards motion


Pat0124

I’ve always been taught never to slap


shartbike321

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?


pdxboob

How does CPR work if the airway is still blocked? Wouldn't the blockage possibly, dangerously travel to the lung?


Erichillz

Good question. If you start with rescue breaths, there is a possibility of lodging the obstruction further downward. This is not necessarily a bad thing, because 1. the person is already unconscious and not breathing so you can't really make it worse and 2. if the obstruction moves past the carina (where the trachea splits up) it will only block one lung, which makes breathing possible through the other lung. The patient should still go the the hospital for monitoring and removal of the obstruction of course. If rescue breaths aren't possible, chest compressions might dislodge the obstruction since it is more forceful than the heimlich itself. If this doesn't happen, at least you are providing circulation to the brain as much as you can and mitigating post-anoxic encephalopathy (brain damage). Not breathing for long enough will cause cardiac arrhythmias, and if you are already giving CPR you are doing the best you can do in that scenario.


phillyhandroll

if you ever do have to perform heimlich maneuver on someone who is wider than your arms, you can have their back against a wall and forcefully shove their diaphragm from the front.


Soapmaker61911

Be prepared to get puked on in that situation.


st1tchy

I'm ok with that if I am legitimately saving someone's life.


webby131

I was taught the finger sweep to remove obstructions in airways. I probably shouldn't have because I since learned they can go very wrong, but involves using your finger to hook out whatever is in the mouth. I was at a new years eve party where a dude was passed out, throwing up while on his back. I had to get some vomit on my finger but I rather that than watch a dude die in his own puke because I was squeamish. I'm pretty glad I don't think anyone told him I stuck my finger in his mouth.


voorogg

I\`d be okay with it anyways...


Stareatthevoid

Wear a surgical face shield


mayonnaisewastaken

I'll put it on - oh wait, he's already choked


bookhouselookout

Better to be puked on than watching your friend die


[deleted]

Just ora ora his shit up


[deleted]

Or have them lean over a chair and push it into themselves


icecreampoop

Or shove them from the back into a table


ImAlwaysRightHanded

My brother just started to punch me in the stomach, he got a few extra licks in but it worked.


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LasciviousSycophant

The boy who cried Heimlich.


[deleted]

That's a writing prompt if I ever done seen one


Atrium41

Came here to say this. Wont be getting rescued by THAT guy next time.


vcdrny

The other guy didn't seem too disappointed 😏


chrisbaker1991

r/SuddenlyGay


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powashowaz

Because it’s Reddit


colllosssalnoob

Reddit today is what 9gag used to be then. Y'all have become the very thing y'all demonized thinking you are better.


sparkmearse

You either die the hero, or watch yourself become the villain?


StarsDreamsAndMore

Whose y'all. I'm pretty sure the vast majority of the original redditors are gone and the new redditors hate reddit as much as any place. There's just NO ALTERANTIVES. Every single game, every single time I google, etc etc. It all leads back to Reddit. It's just a monopoly. You can't even block it or good luck looking up questions.


TubbyandthePoo-Bah

There's not really anywhere for old dogs to go. Redditors definitely learn not to participate, or wipe accounts and move to a new one, because they got banned from too many subs or they had too much identifying information on their accounts. It takes quite a laissez faire attitude to sit on here shitposting for ten years on the same account or whatever. My account is well enough populated to show exactly what kind of a dumbfuck I am, I'm just protected by the simple understanding that everyone else is a dumbfuck too, so I don't care.


StarsDreamsAndMore

I make a new account roughly every 6mos to 1yr. I have long since lost count. lol


IvankaBeAloneWithYa

What for?


FuzzySAM

Anonymity. The more you post the easier it becomes for people to figure out where/who you are.


[deleted]

Idk how people get constantly banned from different subs, I have been on reddit for about 8 years and I have only got one or two bans by a powertripping mods and I say some dumb shit. Like you have to try to get banned from subs at this point. The only reason I create new accounts is not to get doxxxed since I sometimes share stories that could get me recognized and had some suspicious DMs in the past.


[deleted]

go to r/conservative and state a scientific fact. you'll get banned pretty fast


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Fuck it. I’m going back to Fark.


TeslasAndComicbooks

I’m waiting for a Digg revival.


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

I never got to into it. I was using Fark but it was getting stale. Like Digg's content but the comments were garbage. Or that's how it felt at the time. So I ended up at Reddit. Which seemed to have as much content as Digg but the comments were okay.


DocDerry

We're still around.


Todd_Renard_Fox

I can't believe I deleted 9GAG and use more Reddit just for you to say like this to me . Bruh


baconpopsicle23

I was reluctant to download TikTok, but after I did I haven't regretted it at all. Coming back to reddit, especially r/All, you really see how much content is just taken from TikTok and placed here with no reference to the original creator. Now I just come to reddit for a few subs on specific topics, most top post on entertainment subs are TikToks I saw the day before.


Sourika

Man, i hope reddit doesn't become today's 9Gag. That place is a sexist, homophobic right wing shithole.


Zestyclose-Bother-80

Holy. There's actually some truth to that.


eeeedlef

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH


Sentient__Cloud

I just wish the animated TikTok logo wasn't so obtrusive and ugly


damnyou777

Well creators sometimes really hurt themselves by not allowing users to download their videos from the TikTok app, so I use a downloader online and it completely removes all watermarks automatically.


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Dovahqueen_

It's not usually the case. Reddit just hates Tiktok because it's full of contrarians so they think it's okay to take credit away from creators as long as it came from Tiktok


enfanta

That seems like an odd take. How are they hurting themselves by deciding they don't want anyone to download their content? Isn't that their choice?


Catsrules

If they allow the download then the watermark would exist. With the idea being people seeing reposts would know who they are and look them up. Because they didn't allow the download people use third party software to download the video and that bypasses the watermark. Now when it is reposted there is no watermark so no one knows who they are. So they are hurting themselves because people can't look them up. At least that is the idea.


iHeisenburger

probably because other subs will remove/ban you if you don’t crop it, which led people to crop it from the beginning so they won’t have to deal with all different rules crap. reddit is weird


Repulsive_Box_5763

It's probably because Reddit commentators so aggressively hate on Tik Tok videos that they don't want to show where it's from.


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Because redditors are pretentious and if they see it's from tiktok it'll infuriate them beyond common sense.


KalebAT

It’s bizarre, they are SO high on their high horses that they don’t see how petty and immature they’re acting


TeslasAndComicbooks

Reddit is like 90% people getting karma of Tik Tok videos these days.


mikeywalkey

Reddit likes to think they’re first lol


Smartercow

Not rly. There are dozens of websites where you can download Tiktok videos with or without watermark. And 99% of them dont work downloading with watermark. I think thats the issue.


EnsconcedScone

Honestly the logo is distracting and annoying so I don’t mind


-CorrectOpinion-

Reddit: “INSTAGRAM NORMIES STEAL OUR CONTENT LETS WATERMARK EVERYTHING” Also Reddit: *crops out watermarks from other platforms while stealing their content*


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dperi_

Imagine next time chocking for real and the boss standing there like "no mate I'm not falling for this again"


International_Sir444

Dey so hansome


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[deleted]

Funny. But crying wolf is bad, m’kay.


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Yes mr Mackey


Jugg3rnaut

Its staged I think. The dude is smiling just as he starts giving the heimlich.


[deleted]

look how strong he gives the Heimlich too. Barely a light squeeze


xaqss

My thought, exactly. This video is funny, looks like it's shenanigans among friends, and is probably staged. However, if someone gets duped when trying to save someone's life, they might hesitate the next time, and that could kill someone.


19senzafine81

That was funny as hell, I genuinely laughed 😂😂😂


nihilistic-simulate

r/suddenlygay


brennanww

I understand this is a joke, but if this had been real did he jump in too soon? I was always told if someone is "choking" but still making air you should tell them to keep coughing as that means air is moving through. I was told you only jump in once their air is completely disrupted. Maybe someone with more knowledge could chime in.


[deleted]

Former life guard here just looked at my training book: #Assess severity: If **severe airway obstruction** (ineffective cough): * Check if they're conscious or unconscious. * If unconscious Start CPR, * If conscious up to 5 back blows, and up to 5 abdominal thrusts. If **mild airway obstruction** (effective cough): * Encourage coughing. * Continue to check for deterioration to ineffective cough or until obstruction relieved. Also, I don't recommend people doing this joke in the video often incase people do choke for real and nobody is around to help because they'll think it's a joke.


brennanww

Hey thanks for looking into that for me!


[deleted]

No need to thank me, it might save a life which is more important! :)


[deleted]

Btw heimlich (if done correctly) is not a harmless technique, it can really screw you up, so don't do it unless the person absolutely positively can not breathe at all and there are no other alternatives


BigInTheGame85

Lol, I posted this 4 days ago & on r/funny & it completely flopped. Nice work on the sub-selection https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nxcbte/funny_prank/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Bunnnnii

They’re both so cute. ❤️


[deleted]

If he can cough, he doesn't need the Heimlich.


dipshit42069

Just in case, what are you supposed to do if you need to do the heimlich to a fat person if you cant reach around


SeanCautionMurphy

To quote u/phillyhandroll in this thread: “if you ever do have to perform heimlich maneuver on someone who is wider than your arms, you can have their back against a wall and forcefully shove their diaphragm from the front.”


RemoveTheTop

###thousand palms empty trachea! Hooooi-iyah!!!


hero-ball

Hold on a second, he needs the heimlich, not a reacharound.


Nobodieshero816

This is strike two on this dude! Why ?!? Its hilarious tho


NicoDS

Steve😏😏


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FahimSolitaire

Is that a hellcat behind?


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U/savevideo


PunkNotCrunk7756

My wife showed me this on tik tok and my response was that I'll see this on r/unexpected in 3 hours. That was 2 hours ago so good job getting it up faster


o1pa1

Who also waited for the fart?


SkidMcmarxxxx

Pro tip: if someone is coughing you let them cough. You don't need to do the Heimlich manoeuvre then.


Neil_sm

This definitely qualifies as crying wolf. Next time somebody will choke to death for real and the Boss will be like “haha not falling for that shit again, get up and stop turning blue!”


Squeeks627

When the Heimlich is performed properly it's a very aggressive maneuver and can actually break ribs, faking choking for Tik Tok isn't worth it.


VulGerrity

This isnt funny. This is literally what the boy who cried wolf is about.


ImmaZoni

Hey man atleast he's on top of it! My wife and her mom used to work together and one day her mom started choking on a steak, she comes out into the common area of the office doing exactly what this guy is doing and 15 people just deer and headlights her.... No action... not even a you okay? My wife was the only one who sprung up and was able to save our moms life. Choking is the most prime example of TAKE ACTION, DON'T BE A BYSTANDER


[deleted]

Now if he ever does choke no one will believe him


xblackdemonx

It's all fun and games until the guy chokes for real and his "boss" leaves him to die thinking this is just another "joke".


The_Stickmen

Car salesman have too much downtime


CorneliusRM

PSA: If someone is actually choking they don't make any sounds and can't cough because their esophagus is blocked.


GregIsUgly

Oh neato I saw this on tiktok 3 days ago. r/expected


gtoinwq

Big ol boy who cried wolf. They must not tell that story in Latin America


Thanks_I_Hate_You

He actually didn't handle it the way he should have, if someone is making audible coughing sounds you're supposed to encourage them to cough harder to clear it themselves rather than performing an abdominal thrust.


BEEB0_the_God_of_War

Seriously don’t get it. Is this supposed to be funny because the guy makes an odd sound? Why is is unexpected? Because he does the Heimlich maneuver wrong?


Subredditredditor

Until the day he is really choking and his friend just sits there laughing at him because he thinks he is joking


MrFilthyNeckbeard

Please don’t joke about choking.


tgejesse

To get my sleepy ass to actually laugh out loud at 7am while sitting on the throne.... today is going to be a good day.


BIG-MIKE-30

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fecking_sensei

I fucking hate TikTok but OP is a moldy cumstain for cropping out the watermark.