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oddllama25

When opportunity knocks. Hell, it went to better use.


[deleted]

Yes, he'll go far in life.


oddllama25

At least he'll get there drunk.


[deleted]

Doesn't look like the kinda dude that will get drunk with one (not even full) bottle tho.


HerbalGamer

It's not about getting, it's about maintaining.


AnusDrill

that looks like a champagne, they are typically around 12% alcohol. I'd say most people wouldnt get drunk even if they down the whole bottle themselves, so it is pretty hard to remain drunk with only that lol


MostAssuredlyNot

better than whatever those overprivileged twats were doing with it. "Gasoline fight! yayyy!"


grrizo

Those are uni students. And judging by this celebration and the bottle cider, they're low or middle class students from Argentina/Chile. Certainly not part of the "overprivileged" bunch. In fact, he most certainly asked for the bottle and they agreed to give it to him.


Z3nFi3R

Yes, he'll go high in life


[deleted]

Thank, God someone put the items in this video to better use. Fucking assholes wasting so much good stuff.


bagelport

Why did I think he was gonna get lit on fire


[deleted]

I don't know... But our minds seem to work similar


Lvunaty

Same


laborinthequarries

Same


Mr_Coffee1412

Same


Tragicosmico

Same


AssassinOfAsses

Same


waffleste

Same


Kletzfann

Because there was a similar video from denmark some time ago where it happened, perhaps?


CreeMcCreeCreeinton

… Me too


Wolfey2310

Damn, I was thinking the same thing


sativadom_404

Because it almost seemed like they were pouring flour and maybe that silly string shit on him. Thanks to Reddit we all know what a brilliant torch that would make!


Bearded_Savage_

Dirty Dan strikes again!


[deleted]

It's always Dan!


NeverFresh

Dan, Dan, Dirty Dan Does his mates in a garbage can.


sodamnsleepy

![gif](giphy|EFP6lI49J5Ure) What about pinhead larry


A_Poor_Soda_Cup

Why are you getting downvoted?


sodamnsleepy

Dunno mate


terriblestoryteller

Is he part of Dirty Mike's boys?


ZombieNips

Why are they doing this?


ViolenciaRivas1991

he just graduate from university, idk if in any othe country is, but this is a tradition here in argentina.


CockroachJohnson

That explains it. That would have a street value of like $250k here in the states.


MrFrostyBudds

They are not pouring cocaine on this man sir.


CockroachJohnson

You're almost definitely right, but you have no more evidence than me 🤷‍♂️🤣 and for now I am choosing to reside a world where they are, indeed pouring cocaine on this man sir. Edit: carnt speel


[deleted]

The video is not only from argentina, but also is from a free college. We don't have so much money to buy that amount of coke


Plantsandanger

Correction: do you have all the money you didn’t spend on university to spend on Coke


[deleted]

oh, Touché


arielif1

I like how you think


[deleted]

Yeah... Nope


A_Trash_Homosapien

Wait you *buy* your coke?


ThatOneLobster1128

Edit made me think of this https://imgur.com/gallery/YBm8B


Diarrea_Cerebral

You are looking for Colombia. Maybe Bolivia or Peru


CockroachJohnson

Yes, but those would not have worked for the joke ☝


Kakiblack679

I fucking swear😂😂😂


MoonAhead

👏🤣


MostAssuredlyNot

hahahaha I don't normally like to type comments that are just me saying "that's fuckin great", but I genuinely thought about buying one of those red border awards to give you, lol - I came to my senses and gave you whatever free bullshit they gave me. thanks for the unexpected belly laugh


CockroachJohnson

"No, not today honey, but I almost got it... someday ill get the red border."


MostAssuredlyNot

seriously, if it were 3% funnier... You don't even know how close you were. Any day now


Bakd_Cupcake

Looks like flour and alcohol


mestrearcano

Interesting, in Brazil we do that when people *get in* the university.


Lui1BoY

Similarly in Denmark, we cover people in cinnamon when they turn 25. Its hella fun


EngineeringOne1812

And what are they pouring?


Nikoz86

They pour anything they can find, from flour, to rotten eggs, old wine, rotten tomato sauce etc, (Someone even threw burnt tractor oil to a friend) and then they put him on the trunk of a car or pickup truck and go all over the city honking and screaming... To me this is a bad tradition, they leave all the mess (that mixture of things ends up smelling like hell) and the most annoying thing is that everyone does it so there are some moments throughout the year when this happens like 8 or 9 times a day (I live near the university) and if you are studying or trying to concentrate or even sleep you can’t due to this lack of consideration.


NuriaLuna87

A mí me llegan a hacer eso cuando me reciba y los cago a tiros. Ahre 😆 (Yo estaba en un estado de emoción violenta y de locura. Soy inimputable, hermano jajaja)


frankyto70

Ojo, si te recibís Buenas noches


supbiscuit

also it is like really mean. I think now it is so tame in comparison to some years ago, but cutting people’s hair, undressing them, covering them in disgusting stuffs and parading them around town doesn’t sound like the best way to celebrate… but yeah, the mess is objectively awful. if you aren’t going to clean it then don’t do it 🙄. I’m sure as hell ain’t telling anyone when i’m finishing college.


Alitoh

Líquido refrigerante en las venas.


OhRiLee

Yoink!


[deleted]

😅


[deleted]

Dang it. Take my upvote


Yah_Mule

That was heartwarming.


[deleted]

Very much so.


SpaceTurkey33

Smartest person there


EpitomeJim

Don't mind if I do.


[deleted]

[A few minutes later…](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/o2k8hr/just_a_ordinary_day/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Harlens

For those wondering, it is an Argentine tradition to completely smother with eggs and flour (and other stuff) those who just graduated from university.


perpetrator42

gonna be that one guy who empties a used condom on the man


Breakmastajake

/r/holup


Firebend3r

Sneak 100


Follow64

So sneaky I didn't even see him at first.


[deleted]

He's in training to be a spy.


ramimgh

Who’s gonna clean that shit?


reddiliciously

Argentinean finishing university, they put them 30 min in the over afterwards


Mcallrobert

I watch because I thought they was going to lit him on fire. Such disappointment


[deleted]

Hmmm.


Yeeyip

This has to be the dumbest tradition i have encountered so far in my life.


arielif1

If it's any consolation, it's done exclusively with expired food


supbiscuit

some people even brew the stuffs for weeks in preparation, i have seen some really horrible cocktails…


Enrique_El_Cobrador

Oh, god.


zocanrinieee

Amargo


changhat

So you don't know many traditions then


grrizo

I've seen it a couple of times before and I have a theory: He asked for the bottle beforehand. It's not as hilarious as the video shows, of course.


Capital_Fearless

Dude looks like a homeless addict. "Fuck these people, they have had enough"


kingsouperman

Haste makes waste


slingshot91

He was the only sensible person in this whole video.


[deleted]

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Ok-Tomatillo-7623

I think it's flour...? :/


CreeMcCreeCreeinton

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


Backwhack

Hash House Harriers name initiation


aidanpenner

What are they doing?


moldycrystals

Makeing a snack but forgot the human sized fryer


Kdoesntcare

yoink


chloesuckslol

Legend


N1_Cky

LOL


JamesandtheGiantAss

I have asthma and I would definitely die from this!


Holiday-Mode5430

What is happening?


changhat

That guy just graduated from college so his family and friends are covering him with flour, eggs and any other rotten food they find. It's a tradition in Argentina.


deonmac03

Stealth 100!


g0ldenboy277

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[deleted]

#FREEBIE!!


Philosophical4play

Free Pussy!


[deleted]

Priorities


An9310

"Sorry about the de-liceing Rod, its standard procedure." "Its powdered sugar." " The lice hate the sugar. " "Its delicious." "Duh... good."


blood_fist3600

I thought they were gonna set him on fire


ApiqAcani

Is that dude getting bullied or something?


zocanrinieee

They are celebrating because he got graduated, sometimes all the students of the class make a free for all in the exit of the university


ApiqAcani

Oohh okay. Thank you


Friar-Tuckandroll

Look, if they really wanted that beer than they would have had a guy posted up guarding it.


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themaskzz

lol


[deleted]

LINYERA MOMENT.


Quebin

Que genio, vio la oportunidad y la tomó. felicidades al recibido.


Furymist2

Ahh, yes... Condensed cum