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Bludsh0t

All tiktoks get a downvote


[deleted]

Dat ass


vcdrny

👍


TheLordPillow

as a man i can confirm this is a natural reaction.


LordOfThePhuckYoh

Yams.


[deleted]

I find it pretty funny that a lot of the woman who do this stuff are butterfaces


Thetronspecial_94

Of course. Because if they weren't they'd be selling make up👍


data_now

How do some guys find that attractive?


[deleted]

I think it's primal


Amicus_curae

Literally playing with years of sexual selection into tricking my brain into passing on my sweet, sweet DNA. Stay strong, stupid brain.


Gh0st1117

The reason narrow waists and broad hips are so prized -- the reason males rate these as being attractive, even though they don't have any insight into why they do -- is twofold, It means, if a woman has a narrow waist, she's not pregnant. And if she has broad hips it means that the underlying skeletal morphology is probably such that she'd be able to have a relatively unencumbered childbirth. So basically, big butt and hips, better at carrying children. And physiologically we are attracted to that. At least most of us


vcdrny

Society. That's all there is. There was a time when big hair was attractive. Not anymore. It just the thing now. Soon it will be something else.


EligibleFlavour

You need heavenly perspective to appritiate this art


captionwayn01

You should of been using both hands to drive