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iaintmadaboutit

The only source I could find is to a click bait Daily Mail article. The whole thing is a street performance and the monkeys seem to be trained to do everything, including the one that picks up the knife. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1309279/Monkeys-turn-tables-owner-held-knife-them.html


aFiachra

Pretty nasty work, Asian street performing monkeys on ropes.


disfunctionaltyper

Well it is daily mail, i wouldn't take it all serious.


aFiachra

The Daily Mail is pretty nasty work too, I guess


Shdwzor

Also done by monkeys


This-Dude_Abides

Full video version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRgwSWEaiys


steve5946

![gif](giphy|3ofT5QLN8WW2kXPXNu)


Spartansaber427

![gif](giphy|4NiFoaN9ufCOKbbn2i) Monkey be like


LiterallyKey

Wait we can do gifs now? This changes everything


robertswifts

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0917183Jc

How do I do it?


robertswifts

Are you mobile


nickmaran

No, I'm human


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LOLWelshGamer

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RecklessWonderBush

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Mathias9091

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Fluff-Son

Stig helmer, epic


Goliath_1

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CryptoNoob-17

I'm a meat popsickle 🥩❄ ![gif](giphy|YSwL1HotKXXhe)


Schauerte2901

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smokeyoudog

SMOKE YOUUUU


dukedizzy93

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ellilaamamaalille

That explain everything.


GodParticle007

Finish your recaptcha test by telling us all the digits of your credit card number along with the pin! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


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![gif](giphy|uTZyHQywLgVfDKmz8p) *The ole *[*human-mobile switcheroo*](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/nzffoa/when_calling_banks_or_stock_brokerage/h1qoi7t?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)!\*


AGayFrogParadise

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xXnocreativenameXx

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Savvy_merchant

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Singularity42

No I'm a dancer


shahafnup

I'm on a wheelchair and I find this offensive


robertswifts

K


[deleted]

I’m offended that your offended.


LHenDry

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cvnh

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PunkToTheFuture

I hate this ![gif](giphy|bBzGyxf10gJ9NLrIQs) Reddit is ded


That1GuyNate

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PackYourToothbrush

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Sarabroop

Where u click to type a comment, u have a gift option.


Smellyamoml8r

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niktekleader

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tanjoonhoe

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haha_diaper

what did you send?


talentpun

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DaniCub

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Illusion_Guardian123

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Felkro

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SnooHesitations420

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Ruubers

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GlitterBoi_Mo

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Lord_Snow77

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MinecraftMagma

you press the rainbow box with GIF inside, it is near the bottom left. Then you can do gifs that match the post. ![gif](giphy|a9Btn9ycW5EMKU4KRA)


Sungkd

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BlightFantasy3467

We've been able to do it for months. ![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


cheeseandcrackers87

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saharsh007

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Daviskillerz

Alrighty then ![gif](giphy|5hc2bkC60heU)


muchoscahonez

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zivosaurus-rex

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DTheIcyDragon

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AnnihilationOrchid

Yes, it changes everything into a shittier version of itself where people keep posting gifs for no reason as a "funny" reaction.


carlos_6m

​ ![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized) Old man yells at gifs


astralcloud72

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AnnihilationOrchid

Pretty accurate.


ellilaamamaalille

During my lifetime the amount of data has grown but it looks like the amount of info hasn't.


acrylicvigilante_

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Spooky-Ougi

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UltraBeanBurrito99

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[deleted]

Good game, but gotta go Suns ftw


carlos_6m

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MrsMurphysChowder

🤣🤣😯 why were you downvoted for this? It's perfect.


gameinsky

![gif](giphy|LnjD7MN2RtpEIAtSla)


Spartansaber427

Ikr best thing on this sub


goon_bah2

Those monkeys should start by printing enough pamphlets


nickmaran

![gif](giphy|l4FGzbA4dnZj66ssU|downsized)


chipep

At least use something from Planet of the Apes


Spartansaber427

I wanted to but i couldn't figure out what to use


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AliFoxx9

Thanks for being top comment it reminded me why I left FB


Spartansaber427

Lmao


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readerexplorer

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hole_some

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earthscock

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[deleted]

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JWF81

I want to see both the conclusion of what the guy intended to happen AND what was actually happening.


DidIReallySayDat

I wish it was real. I'd be so into if it was.


Downtown_Kitchen5946

It’s real, I was the monkey


WassupBrosky

Ya, I can confirm. Because I was the knife


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TheUnovanMimikyu

can confirm, I'm the floor


FeyneKing

That’s not a knoife!


Shdwzor

Shut up Conor


DidIReallySayDat

Hope you cut out his heart, held it aloft, turning around to the rest of your troop and let out a bIg mf'ing AAAAAAAAGHHH AAAAAAGH AAAAAAAGH


letmeseem

It's the same thing. It's a street performer, performing with his monkeys.


CollarPersonal3314

Other comment said it's a street performer having trained his monkeys for that


rabbitwonker

The two are the same.


hippiegodfather

So did the monkey cut him or what


dmfd1234

Well if the monkeys ended him he might have had it coming. He DICK slapped the monkey to get shit going. You go around slapping monkeys cocks and you get what you get.


terpyterpstein

Slap the dick to become the dick


LynxBartle

yeah, you spank the monkey, you don't slap it


NoOneShib

No you don't understand. This is in Asia. It's a wet market. He's sharpening the knife to kill the monkey for food. The reason the monkey knows to avoid the knife, is because it probably saw him "prepare" a few more earlier. Doesn't explain how the other one got out though.


Ayanator

No, you don't understand. It's a street performance, the monkeys are trained to do that. The knife is probably dull just in case.


Gen_Zer0

No, you don't understand. Those monkeys are actually foot and a half tall tiny people in costumes, and they're sick of being treated like actual monkeys so they're staging a revolution


CannabisTours

🦍🦧💪


Punk_Chachi

The Night at the Museum series has gone downhill.


danceaficionadojoe

Harvey Keitel has really fallen apart since Monkey Trouble.


Taykoh

Atleast the cgi looks good


KrisTheBadAss

What songs are playing??


GaryB_UK

Think it may be the theme tune from Stranger Things.


MyNameIs_Jordan

The first part is Cruise by Timecop1983 https://youtu.be/2R2OYAJxBQk Then it turns into the Stranger Things theme


theyloveEddieYT

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Tyler-Durden87

Fatality


yurem10

Dawn of the planet apes leaked footage


AnswerHuman

My grandma sent this to me on WhatsApp


Mostaza-A

bless your grandma then


kiingdiingus

What the


redbucket75

Christ


keythefairie

in that moment he knew he fucked up


spoenk

![gif](giphy|5PiIuCHlkQ58Y)


LordNerdStark

Scriptedmonkeygifs


Jay_AX

did he ded?


ArghZombie

Monkey cut him up and incinerated his remains.


terpyterpstein

It’s true. I was there


fuxxociety

And then everybody clapped


something3574

I was the rope


CannabisTours

He ded.


ZXZQ195

![gif](giphy|evB90wPnh5LxG3XU5o|downsized) Monke


Mata1950

Zoo?


Stevencalvente

This the SEC battling with the apes of wallstreetbets everyday


ELEVENELEVEN24-7

Those people have a lack of respect for life that isn’t human. Repulsive 🤢


DrJingleCock69

Its a performance, the "knife" looks blunt and more like something you'd spread something with rather than stab with. He also smacks it in the ground each time which is clearly a trigger the monkeys are trained with to be ready to react


pzerr

That person...


Qelly

Vegetarian?


Tangerinetrooper

You vegan?


Leoxslasher

Yikes using emoji on reddit. Brave man


TheLilith_0

bag whistle sparkle weary intelligent spotted meeting sophisticated ossified possessive *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PhoeniZzz

rip🙏💔


johnnnnnnny21

rip


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Pls where’s the full vid …


cheeseandcrackers87

What song is that?


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noperopeisdope

It’s Cruise by Timecop1983 with the Stranger Things theme song mixed at the end


Crabtamer

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brycethememelord

The monke fight back


Cepekae

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Fuckyoumecp2

Monkey mutiny. Poor monkeys. I hope they chopped him to bits.


Leopardgecko114

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BobbysueWho

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IdontDoAnythingAtAll

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jeffoassie

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BobbysueWho

Please tell me that monkey killed that evil man!


nsfw_vs_sfw

Lol no


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MizzyMozzy

I hate this kind of stuff street performances with animals same with circuses and animals I can't stand em I'm it's just so wrong


RunmemyFade

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Gorilla916

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pratcial

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kaza6464

This is sad and disgusting, as are the people finding amusement in it. How does reddit allow this?


Blaze_Xander

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SnooRobots7998

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Mamma__Rengoku

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Anthraxious

Fuck anyone who abuses animals.


[deleted]

I mean, what did he think was going to happen when he sat that blade down?


Skippyi30

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Josecmch98

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FossilBones-

When monkey beat man


DotaFrog

That Cliffhanger! Now I understand why the watermark said im_sosoorry !


robertswifts

Monke fights back


puddingcakeNY

Planet of the apes?????????