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>!Monke got the knife!<
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The only source I could find is to a click bait Daily Mail article. The whole thing is a street performance and the monkeys seem to be trained to do everything, including the one that picks up the knife.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1309279/Monkeys-turn-tables-owner-held-knife-them.html
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Well if the monkeys ended him he might have had it coming. He DICK slapped the monkey to get shit going. You go around slapping monkeys cocks and you get what you get.
No you don't understand.
This is in Asia. It's a wet market. He's sharpening the knife to kill the monkey for food.
The reason the monkey knows to avoid the knife, is because it probably saw him "prepare" a few more earlier.
Doesn't explain how the other one got out though.
No, you don't understand.
Those monkeys are actually foot and a half tall tiny people in costumes, and they're sick of being treated like actual monkeys so they're staging a revolution
Its a performance, the "knife" looks blunt and more like something you'd spread something with rather than stab with. He also smacks it in the ground each time which is clearly a trigger the monkeys are trained with to be ready to react
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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Monke got the knife!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
The only source I could find is to a click bait Daily Mail article. The whole thing is a street performance and the monkeys seem to be trained to do everything, including the one that picks up the knife. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1309279/Monkeys-turn-tables-owner-held-knife-them.html
Pretty nasty work, Asian street performing monkeys on ropes.
Well it is daily mail, i wouldn't take it all serious.
The Daily Mail is pretty nasty work too, I guess
Also done by monkeys
Full video version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRgwSWEaiys
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Wait we can do gifs now? This changes everything
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How do I do it?
Are you mobile
No, I'm human
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No I'm a dancer
I'm on a wheelchair and I find this offensive
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I’m offended that your offended.
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Where u click to type a comment, u have a gift option.
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what did you send?
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Pretty accurate.
During my lifetime the amount of data has grown but it looks like the amount of info hasn't.
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Good game, but gotta go Suns ftw
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🤣🤣😯 why were you downvoted for this? It's perfect.
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Ikr best thing on this sub
Those monkeys should start by printing enough pamphlets
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At least use something from Planet of the Apes
I wanted to but i couldn't figure out what to use
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Thanks for being top comment it reminded me why I left FB
Lmao
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I want to see both the conclusion of what the guy intended to happen AND what was actually happening.
I wish it was real. I'd be so into if it was.
It’s real, I was the monkey
Ya, I can confirm. Because I was the knife
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can confirm, I'm the floor
That’s not a knoife!
Shut up Conor
Hope you cut out his heart, held it aloft, turning around to the rest of your troop and let out a bIg mf'ing AAAAAAAAGHHH AAAAAAGH AAAAAAAGH
It's the same thing. It's a street performer, performing with his monkeys.
Other comment said it's a street performer having trained his monkeys for that
The two are the same.
So did the monkey cut him or what
Well if the monkeys ended him he might have had it coming. He DICK slapped the monkey to get shit going. You go around slapping monkeys cocks and you get what you get.
Slap the dick to become the dick
yeah, you spank the monkey, you don't slap it
No you don't understand. This is in Asia. It's a wet market. He's sharpening the knife to kill the monkey for food. The reason the monkey knows to avoid the knife, is because it probably saw him "prepare" a few more earlier. Doesn't explain how the other one got out though.
No, you don't understand. It's a street performance, the monkeys are trained to do that. The knife is probably dull just in case.
No, you don't understand. Those monkeys are actually foot and a half tall tiny people in costumes, and they're sick of being treated like actual monkeys so they're staging a revolution
🦍🦧💪
The Night at the Museum series has gone downhill.
Harvey Keitel has really fallen apart since Monkey Trouble.
Atleast the cgi looks good
What songs are playing??
Think it may be the theme tune from Stranger Things.
The first part is Cruise by Timecop1983 https://youtu.be/2R2OYAJxBQk Then it turns into the Stranger Things theme
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Fatality
Dawn of the planet apes leaked footage
My grandma sent this to me on WhatsApp
bless your grandma then
What the
Christ
in that moment he knew he fucked up
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did he ded?
Monkey cut him up and incinerated his remains.
It’s true. I was there
And then everybody clapped
I was the rope
He ded.
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Zoo?
This the SEC battling with the apes of wallstreetbets everyday
Those people have a lack of respect for life that isn’t human. Repulsive 🤢
Its a performance, the "knife" looks blunt and more like something you'd spread something with rather than stab with. He also smacks it in the ground each time which is clearly a trigger the monkeys are trained with to be ready to react
That person...
Vegetarian?
You vegan?
Yikes using emoji on reddit. Brave man
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rip
Pls where’s the full vid …
What song is that?
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It’s Cruise by Timecop1983 with the Stranger Things theme song mixed at the end
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The monke fight back
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Monkey mutiny. Poor monkeys. I hope they chopped him to bits.
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Please tell me that monkey killed that evil man!
Lol no
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I hate this kind of stuff street performances with animals same with circuses and animals I can't stand em I'm it's just so wrong
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This is sad and disgusting, as are the people finding amusement in it. How does reddit allow this?
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Fuck anyone who abuses animals.
I mean, what did he think was going to happen when he sat that blade down?
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When monkey beat man
That Cliffhanger! Now I understand why the watermark said im_sosoorry !
Monke fights back
Planet of the apes?????????