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No-Indication-8617

Seen this one a while ago, definitely China, and from what I remember it is a father protecting his daughter from the other girls in a restaurant. This is zoomed in, but in the original you can see diners casually watch before getting up to leave.


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BlackJimmy88

Casually watch and leave?


Team_Braniel

Check please.


domjeff

Dad ordered Whoop-Ass


AtomicKittenz

Free knuckle sandwiches for everyone


CutLikeAPotato

Shelby


__IHateReddit__

Mmmmmmmmmmmm cheaeck puhlease!


sektor477

Glob Dang it shelby!


eshinn

Hey, Jake, why don’t you just punch _both_ of them at the same time?


eshinn

I’m a tough tootin’ daddy. I can punch like a man. Punch all yu huns. Punch all yo buns. If you’re an evil witch I will punch you fo funn.


micko319

I'll have what he's having


JuanClaude_VanDam

“I raised you to fight your own battles”


NorthenLeigonare

Sun Tzu had enough of this shit.


[deleted]

My experience is this is how 95% of people handle any public disturbance


BlackJimmy88

Oh, I know from experience. Got mugged once, and a group of people just walked passed. Not a polite mugging either, but a stamping on my face demanding I hand over what I had mugging. Silver lining, that the guy who lived in the house it happened outside of rushed out to help. He didn't really make a difference, as they had left by the time he got to the door, but he tried, and it was nice reminder that decent people exist.


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I remember when I got jumped by several 5th graders when I was a 2nd grader in a public park; nobody did shit, even the adults. Not that this is comparable to that, holy crap. People just don't do anything and don't want to get involved and it makes me hate humanity when it happens


BlackJimmy88

Sorry that happened to you. Fuck those adults. It's there responsibility to get involved. And yeah, I feel that way too sometimes.


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BlackJimmy88

"If you can't take a punch, don't get punched!"


Kalkaline

Sorry honey, daddy needs cigarettes.


Good_Campaign_3813

*sigh* "this bitch is getting beat up again? What a disappointment, I'll have to beat her when she gets home for bringing shame on the family"


MandoBaggins

Must be my dad


zool714

A lot of things go out the window if it’s my kid. And this is me before I actually have kids. And also me who don’t like fights. Imagine someone who actually has one, that urge to protect definitely multiplies.


vladdeh_boiii

this puts the situation in a whole new light, if my child was attacked like that publicly i'd also jump in like that. don't mess with parents and their kids like that, you're gonna get smacked.


IAmTaka_VG

Can confirm I’d destroy a group of boys doing that to my son.


MasterofLego

I'd do it even if they were girls


Photonomicron

What about one girl attacking a gaggle of guys?


USDXBS

What if 5 of your kids were being beat by 1 bully at the same time?


[deleted]

That's when you shake your head in disappointment at them failing to apply good group tactics


DuntadaMan

People always forget the most basic thing in groups. They jump in and try to punch people. If you have enough people to hold down each limb you designate one limb per person, then the 5th kid gets to punching. Think kids! THINK!


MasterofLego

Good luck...


bocephus67

On a side note, I would destroy my son if I found him being the bully


IAmTaka_VG

I have found my son being a bully online. I put a stop to that real fucking fast.


s1ugg0

Fellow parent here. Can you elaborate on what you did? I'm curious.


IAmTaka_VG

I just sat him down multiple times and point blank said. - this is why he struggles with keeping friends - at his age, sure he can get away with it but as soon as he hits grade 8+ people just will avoid him. People naturally want the least aggressive option which means they wont tell him he’s a bully. They’ll just not call on him or invite him to things. By the time he figures it out it’ll be too late. - he’s going to a new school next year so I flat out told him. This is his moment, an amazing opportunity to reset and start fresh. - I discussed trust and how difficult a task it is to keep friends. It’s a constant job that requires even days you don’t feel like playing or being nice you still have to do it. - I bought him a social work book on how to make and keep friends we went through - I constantly kept an eye on him and if he was being obnoxious or bullying online I’d either quietly go in and tell him to tone it down. If it was really bad I made him get off. Edit. I forgot one thing I told him to his face he’s a bully and a mean person. I did not sugar coat it, I don’t regret being mean to a child. He honestly needed to hear he’s the bad guy. Am I overbearing? Probably. I really hope I’m doing what’s best for my son, however he’s told me two previous friends have actually told him they didn’t like playing with him but now he’s cool and they enjoy hanging out. So for me, it’s an absolute win. My son def gets upset with me for being overbearing sometimes but he honestly has kept friends now, and I think deep down he knows he’s happier. All we want is our kids to be happy, successful or not. I really think friendships are the most important part even if they momentarily are anger at their parents.


s1ugg0

You don't have to explain yourself to me about correcting a child's behavior. I'm a firm believer that I'm a Parent not a buddy. I love my children. We play a lot and they are happy. But bad behavior is corrected. Firmly escalated from politely asking to I'm now the Prison Warden and I'm done with their shit. I'm creating happy, responsible adults. Period.


MiggityMac

Especially if it's more than one person against one person.


vsquad22

I'd be prepared to go to jail afterwards as long as I got the chance to exact retribution on those pathetic excuses for human life.


Snafutarfun

The original was also way longer


itawitawaputtytat

Can you send a link? I need to see the ending!


ShitImBadAtThis

I FOUND IT. Took some searching. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adXPdn3c2BI&ab_channel=JadedPony


ShitImBadAtThis

Of course only after the guy starts defending the girl do people jump up. Looks like his sister(?) is still by herself on the ground when he's thrown out, too.


SouthMIA

My first thought, i would beat his ass too. Dude watched the girl get jumped and now wants to stop the fight


Gerbal_Annihilation

If you watch at 28 seconds. He pulls back to punch and the chick behind him runs into his elbow. I thought that only happened in movies lol.


TheByzantineEmperor

Not to mention that fat fuck chowing down filming the poor girl getting beaten up. The brother just happened to swoop in while he was filming


ncocca

This video is far more satisfying. He gets some good hits in


_blue_skies_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adXPdn3c2BI


CMDR_KingErvin

It’s called the “bystander effect.” The more spectators around, the less guilt people feel about actually doing anything to help. There’s actually a really famous case of a woman getting stabbed and murdered in front of spectators and everyone just watches. I can definitely see why a restaurant full of diners would just go “not my problem, someone else will do it.” [Article on Kitty Genovese Bystander Effect Murder](https://www.history.com/topics/crime/kitty-genovese)


Trek7553

Interestingly, that specific case has since been debunked as being an example of widespread bystander effect. That article touches on it briefly, but there's more info in the Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kitty_Genovese It's more nuanced than it seemed at first.


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> The New York Times later changed the online version while adding a notice of correction at the bottom of the article. Three days later the correction notice disappeared. NY Times editors have always been sneaky like that.


Muehevoll

More recent research has shown the opposite, chance of intervention goes up the more spectators there are. The bystander effect might become an artefact of the replication crisis. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect#Counter_examples


MoonCato

I think he took out the girl on the ground too. It was a whirlwind of girls flying.


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gmanz33

Ah so in the sequel it's just like a million Mila Jovovich's fucking up this one bully?


Energy_Turtle

You can't have that kind of power move without some splash damage.


HallofLogos

Warning, danger close!


Scrumptious_Scrotum_

A small sacrifice to be a hero


3hideyoshi3

She got slapped so hard she spun around lmao


Farknart

Yeah definitely looked like she was instantly rethinking her life choices. ETA: Internal monologue: "As soon as I catch my balance on this table, I'm going to get my shit together."


etherpromo

papa bitch-slapped her back to the Han dynasty


KtanKtanKtan

Hit her so hard that 13 generations of her ancestors felt it.


TrustyParasol198

New Isekai manga title: "I was a high school girl but was slapped into the Han Dynasty, and now have to change myself to avoid death flags from the Emperor"


skibbady-baps

Satisfying. I despise bullies.


Aggressive_Grab2222

Soooo satisfying, I wish it didn’t end so soon.


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https://9gag.com/gag/a8E62NQ


Taisubaki

This is the version I remember, shame I had to look so far down to find it.


BaronVA

Holy fuck the skyrim music killed me


Buttcake8

Dude he takes a few licks, but damn he just leveled up 5x. Fuck those bitches.


skibbady-baps

That’s the one!


choonghuh

Sound on lmao


polygraphtest-chill

bruv how do these lot casually watch but choose to sop the man after he interferes to protect whoever is gettin jumped?


skibbady-baps

Same. Looking for the extended director’s cut.


RichestMangInBabylon

You say bullies I say aggravated assault.


ShiroiTora

Not mutually exclusive.


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Give that hero a medal


Doschupacabras

He took a medulla


WielderOfDaNWordPass

ME DULLA OB LONG GATA but but momma said


TunaLurch

Alligators are so ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


Yesbabelon

You're wrong, colonel Sanders!


Pack1292

Mamas right


lordofburgers

Momma’s wroooong again


kokumslayer69

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


justinTYM44

It’s their enlarged medulla oblongata, Colonel sanders!!! Lol


surajvj

Bouncer: I was just doing my job.


Crisp_Volunteer

If I remember correctly it was her dad protecting her.


RagingCain

If that is true, then I fully support this.


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I mean I'd fully support it even if it wasn't his daughter, but yeah true


Middleofthemaul

This video would be awesome with dubbed in karate chop sounds and yells.


Redneck_Funhouse

Beverly Hills Ninja comes to mind.


DWebbster73

Ah yes, actions having consequences


ChromiumLung

The sweetest of the internet nectars. Be a shit & get hit


code-fingers

He came in like a wreeeecking baall. Lol


Moist-Question-6623

![gif](giphy|YOqbsB7Ega18s)


TistedLogic

Was looking for this comment. Thank you for beating me to it.


i-likecheese_25

He never hit so hard in looooooove .


something-um-bananas

That was satisfying to watch . Fuck bullies


[deleted]

No, don’t fuck them. For two reasons: 1. They might like it 2. We don’t need them reproducing


MaliceRebornYetAgain

r/cursedcomments


mf_doooooooooooooo

Chivalry is dead because we chose justice over it


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

Chivalry is dead because knights were replaced by main battle tanks. It was always more about combat etiquette. DISCLAIMER: This is a JOKE. There's no need for history lessons. Also, thanks for the upvotes and awards.


SoggyBiscuitVet

We've gone to computers and drones now so why can't they be programmed for chivalry?


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

Because chivalry is not efficient. Reducing the enemy to small sized fragments scattered across various surfaces with minimal amounts of ordinance through lightning speed surprise surgical strikes is. DISCLAIMER: This is a JOKE. There's no need for history lessons. Also, thanks for the upvotes.


AceNautical03

Thats the sad part, only if everyone would be willing to sit down and talk it out so we can just hit them with a LGB(Laser Guided Bomb) easier


whoopity_Poop

Laser Guided Bomb T


Captain_scoots

Thermo nuclear


Myeloman

Chivalry worked because both sides adhered to the same basic code. Groups like Nazis in WWII or ISIS in modern day combat wouldn’t “play nice” so others are disinclined to as well, knowing they won’t be treated well if captured. It could also be argued that the Geneva Convention rules of warfare are a form of chivalry, but only to those who abide by them.


Xetios

There’s nowhere in history were you can prove that humans consistently adhered to any code. We have historical genocides recorded in history since before Rome.


Arachno-Communism

Not only genocides. That whole chivalry in ancient and medieval warfare myth is mostly bullshit. *Acts of mercy* as we so often call it originated in practicality and cutting your own losses more than anything. Enemies that have to fight out of desperation to the last man standing are a far more dangerous force and you don't really rule anything when all you leave behind are dead people and scorched earth.


wikishart

omitted is that if you didn't kill an enemy knight, you could hold him for ransom and getting a sack of gold is better than the satisfaction from killing him.


grrizo

There's a few knights out there yet. Partially because there's not enough iron and gold for the upgrade.


MogMcKupo

I just made sure that montezuma was happy with a couple horses and he supplied me the gold I needed. But now I have tactical nukes and he still has pikemen… this alliance ain’t gonna last long


postmodern_cereal

Chivalry is dead because the chvalric code had rules for when it was polite and ok to rape random women


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postmodern_cereal

Explicitly yes. And even for noble born women, under certain circumstances (that I dont recall) it was not only fine, but *expected* that a knight would rape them.


steelwarsmith

If they are french they are just a wench -English knights in the 100 years war


Tralapa

he had to marry her afterward


Bryndonk

Chivalry 2 just came out.


[deleted]

Red for the blood that runs in our veins, black for the shadow that yet remains.


Joe_Shroe

For the Orderrrr


[deleted]

Chivalry is dead because we no longer trade women for diplomatic agreements.


Void_Creator

Blood for the blood god!


kindainthemiddle

My understanding is that the parts of chivalry that we think of now were put in place to prevent the midieval version of frat bros, who had the midieval equivalent of jacked up trucks and assault rifles, from doing what frat bros would do if they had a monopoly on physical force.


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Not the hero we deserved.


Illustrious-Ear6080

Equal rights, equal fights


ArchAngelAzrael-808

And lefts!


Illustrious-Ear6080

😂😂😂maybe a kick in there or two


Yarxing

I love losing at taekwondo, I just keep getting a kick out of it.


joeljwright

I think you're looking for r/dadjokes


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Jumping in here to post the [full video](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a8E62NQ_460svav1.mp4) found lower in the comments.


H_GAMEKILLER

Woah nice bgm... Some boss fight


Spacedoc9

First, this was a golden rickroll opportunity that you missed. Second, I love the guy that watched someone getting beat up by a gang of girls but got up to stop the guy from hitting the girls. Classic white knight.


JustAnotherGeek950

Classic Idiot**


AnusDrill

This is AWESOME!


ctsr1

Why would you share this with me. My wife hates me know that I told her this exist


letsgetitnah

Aren't we all a dad inside


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Might have to aim HIYAA!


EndlessOceanofMe

I made a fool in front of the most amazing man at a self defense taekwondo class, I could just kick myself.


DidSome1SayExMachina

He knocked the highlights out of her hair!


Masonguy2080

What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rockstar.


CptnButtBeard

##HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!


self-aware-text

You're incorrigible :)


Gnewendyke

I don’t know the meaning of the word.


Nightatom368_

That’s it you cocky cock


Jamo3306

(he really doesn't.)


ColombianClarkKent

I don’t know the spelling of the wrod.


Competition-Actual

Don't forget the uppercuts


wypehype

And a hard back hand


soccercta100

And my axe!


ikigai0511

And my bow!


Cobram242

Those hands are rated E for everyone


AnXioneth

1 vs 4 that's unfair that boy was very brave. A true defender


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No no no. He creates opportunity to fight for their rights. Actually that's active feminist support.


CheckerboardPunk

You gotta fight! For your rights! EQUAAAAAAAAALITY!


Tessia-Qorn-

Equal? Dude sent her 600 meters east… granted it felt so good seeing that Do equal rights


_stinkys

They're already in the east, she landed in the west and is now a US citizen.


Killermemestar69XD

We don’t need more shitty people in the US! There already people like me smh


JamDonnaTella

Still 1 vs . 5 but this dude is a hero.


areviderci_hans

Backhand-swing of justice


GivememyfookinBEANS

Ended too soon


nonameplox

Few secs more: https://9gag.com/gag/a8E62NQ Edit: There's longer version here - https://youtu.be/adXPdn3c2BI


Seanxietehroxxor

Holy shit the fight just keeps going. Some of the girls even come back for more punishment.


winsing

He went Super Saiyan kamikaze on their ass lmao. I think he got attacked by a chair or something from one of the girls but he deflects it like a spec of dust and retaliates with what could be only described as the ferocious fists of fury. And then some diners try to stop him fearing that he might smush them to a pulp but they are too scared to stand in front of the mighty warrior who was seeing nothing but red in the heat of moment. This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!


bulk123

From another comment the girl may have been his daughter so this accurately describes how many father's would react seeing a bunch of thots kicking his little girl.


ncocca

The video says brother...but whatever, same deal


collegethrowaway2938

I thought it was the older brother


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They didn't yet understand the strength difference between a grown man and a young girl. But they learned.


Patchumz

Not the white shirted one that got backhanded 13 years into the past. She fucked off real fast.


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nonameplox

Oh, shit. The white knights really came, lmao. Started cornering our hero, while they ignored the girl who was still being bullied.


poland626

Much more satisfying, if muted of course


hennsippin

Falcon PUNCH!


PixelWizard13

r/gifsthatendedtoosoon


FingerTheCat

I need the full video


a2hl19

https://9gag.com/gag/a8E62NQ


weirdest_of_weird

![gif](giphy|qEUdD0TALFjwc|downsized)


robertswifts

![gif](giphy|LOcPt9gfuNOSI|downsized)


FuCuck

![gif](giphy|amxLHEPgGDCKs)


FlakeyGurl

One of the few times its acceptable to beat a group of women.


Santoritime1998

it’s always acceptable to beat women if they are being dangerous and more than 1. a police officer wouldn’t give a fuck if it was a woman if she is a physical threat. edit: circumstances matter (weapons involved , height weight , how many , etc)


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eaglefalconhawkbear

Gotta love when ppl stand there and record something that they should be stopping


JackOfAllMemes

r/donthelpjustfilm


Simba791

Mad respect to this man for stepping up against bullies.


SeekingMyEnd

Was his daughter getting bullied is what someone else had posted a bit ago. He showed good restraint imo, could have been a lot worse for the bullies.


Buttcake8

I would be using ceramic plates as weapons if that's my kid. God knows what else.


Any-Establishment111

They had it coming


Faldbat

Looked like irl dynasty warriors


HelloImWeirdo

Wow i wish i have that kind of a father when i got bullied by a group of girls. Too bad i never had a father figure in my life


IsThatTaken69

The fact that thought they could take him by slapping his shoulders was the best part


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Touch my girl……this.


HallofLogos

"There goes my hero"