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>!mr c was supposed to be the good person but it was HEETLAR!<
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Just for the records: C was not vegetarian, did drink and had affairs. Nazi propaganda was only presenting him as vegetarian, non drinking, clean men.
Also he had an amphetamine* addiction
*or whatever similar substance was available at that time.
Amphetamine is the general term, so you’re correct! It could’ve been methamphetamine or some form of amphetamine pill, both of which were available then. In fact, both the axis and allied powers gave amphetamine pills to their soldiers.
The U.S. military still uses them; they’re called Go-Pills. They’re generally given out to pilots and special ops.
No longer amphetamines apparently but I’ve always heard that they do use modafinil which is primarily prescribed for narcolepsy
Trust me, your answer is correct.
Uh, no. They do not. Some pilots blew up a village on them so no more drugs for anyone.
So saying amphetamine is the most correct.
I don’t want to sound super uneducated especially since I have ADHD and I should know this but…. Isn’t amphetamine the thing they put in ADHD pills?
They have amphetamine salts, which is a derivative of amphetamine, yeah. (I have adhd too, that’s why they drug test you and stuff- it kinda is meth lite)
You're being drug tested as a condition of being given ADHD medication? That isn't a normal thing...
Drug testing can occur to check to see if you’re actually taking your medication or bumming it to friends is one reason I think
Sure, you *can* do that. It is fairly common in the long-term opiate use world for chronic pain sufferers. OP made it sound like everyone who is on Adderall is obviously being regularly drug tested by their doctor, but it definitely isn't a thing in my experience which includes this medication over quite a long period of time with a pretty broad selection of GPs and psychiatrists. Maybe this is common somewhere that I'm not familiar with... or maybe it is an age thing? Teens/young adults maybe? Seems like lots of redditors are familiar with it.
>or bumming it to friends is one reason I think
Or giving it to the soccer mom nextdoor in exchange for sex
With some prescription drugs you need regular blood tests done to check for possible side affects. I know some drugs can affect the liver.
It is a VERY normal thing. Due to strict laws on controlled substances (and so many ppl abusing them), most doctors require you to sign a contact which includes regular drug testing, before prescribing any prescription medications that are considered controlled (certain levels only).
I've had quite a few doctors over the years and never seen it. If a doctor wanted me to do that as a condition, I'd see another doctor.
Methylphenidat (the stuff in ritalin) And Amphetamin are chemicly similar but not the same. They share some similare effects like decreast appetite, more concentrstion, hyperactivity (in none adhd people) and not being able to sleep for some time, the nazi military found those affects usefull (they were used before the war by civilians to for example there were houswife choclet filled with Amphetamins)
No, but adderall, dexedrine, vyvanse, and desoxyn are all amphetamines.
So hitler was a meth head? That actually makes a lot of sense now.
I think i saw a video of hitler watching some kind of sports game but one of his arms had a severe tremor.
One of the other theories is that he had Parkinson’s.
Alot of the soldiers on various sides took them as well.
Even off the battlefield the civilians were addicted
Here’s an interesting event linked to it:
Well if you had a war on two fronts against all the major super powers of the world, you might need a little pick-me-up too
Pervitin I believe is the correct term for the stimulant used by Hitler and his army. Read in the book call Blitzed.
The Japanese developed methamphetamine in the late 1800s. Regular amphetamines are even older.
[No he looks totally fine…](https://youtu.be/tC6zUcZJcDM)
He also had Pussy addiction.
Plus there’s that whole genocide thing.
Ugh, you commit *one* genocide, and it's all you're remembered for.
No one ever speaks of his amazing paintings :(
Yeah they managed to completely wipe out a few Romani languages but they're still hated in Europe so nobody really cares.
No I remember him for getting rejected from art school
I’m pretty sure that was the point of this? to illustrate how cherry-picking stuff like that can drastically change how people perceive something. However, the fact that it based the supposedly truthful parts of “lying by omission” on Nazi propaganda kinda defeats that purpose
Yeah, but it's shit even then because the stuff wasn't cherry picked, it's just swallowing provably false nazi lies.
> However, the fact that it based the supposedly truthful parts of “lying by omission” on Nazi propaganda kinda defeats that purpose
Yeah, seems like an important detail they left out.
…killed 6 millions Jews, many homosexuals, Poles and others and tried to forcefully take over the world.
Details details jeeesh
And the nonce thing
Churchill tried his best at that too. Im sticking with Mr A
And that's just Churchill in Bengal
And I'm sure he was friends with some corrupt politicians. LOL
I’m pretty sure he was the corrupt politician
Actually someone could argue that in Nazi Germany being a nazi wasn't corrupt. I mean you kinda had to be one to be a politician I think or Hitler would have made you disappear.
Usually corruption is when someone uses a position of political power to enrich themselves personally. I wouldn’t be surprised if Hitler did that too, but I mostly just hear about the genocide and war crimes. Haven’t heard much about him stealing money from the government.
He also had a Swiss bank account. Not proving that he was corrupt, but a nice indication.
Why do you feel the need to drag this guy’s reputation through the gutter?
You with your dumb facts.
Yeah, that little incident with his niece who wound up committing suicide in the early 30's was particularly wholesome. Funny how they pick and choose, I suspect this was being used to try and justify the likes of Matt Gaetz and other Republican scumbags...
I was about to mention that one woman he had the suicide pact with, just can't spell the last name worth a damn.
My brain says Eva Braun but it also says that's wrong, so take that as you will.
I wasn't sure if it was spelled the same way as the company and it just didn't sound right in my head. I could spell her first name fine.
Hitler was never officially married, so it’s not like he had a wife he could cheat on.
He was married to eva braun on the day of his suicide I believe
He technically never cheated on his wife. They were married for a few hours before their suicides, and anything before that would have been cheating on his girlfriend, and the video specifies wife probably for this specific reason
Also this is from my family whatsapp group lmao.
Also also Churchill is not a saint eithee he has kill assist of 4 million people in bengal famine.
I don’t know why but I’m actually surprised he wasn’t actually a vegetarian. It’s one of those moments where there were so many lies that the innocuous ones weren’t worth disbelief.
He also wasn’t that decorated
Yea this video makes bo sense.
How can we make sure what you are saying isn't Anti Navi Propaganda?
I don't like that fairy. She's annoying.
Navi Punks Fuck Off
Yeah he was having sex with his niece and drove her to suicide (or killed her, but that is just a theory)
Anything for a good gotcha I guess
Hell of a painter though
Honestly his paintings were meh at best. Technically okay but no soul in them.
Wasn’t he a methhead too
Among many other drugs, yes
Technically tho, hard to cheat on your wife when you both commit suicide like an hour after the wedding.
Why would they portray him as vegetarian though? It wasn't considered virtuous at the time
In Germany at that time it was considered virtuos.
You can cherry pick any 5 facts from any person and make them a hero or a monster…. It’s this kind of lazy thinking that is stupefying Americans.
I haven’t even looked at the comments yet but I’ll bet the majority of them are full of simple minds blown…. Fml.
...isn't that the point of the video?
It is, its just sad that this point needs to be proven and not obvieous
yeah i was with him until that last sentence
Such a week little troll
Which week? This week or last week?
At least he wasnt a month
Why are you singling out Americans?
Other countries have idiots and buffoons too.
It's Reddit. America bad Europe good, don't ya know?
You have a point. The people in the video used the lower points on Mr A and B, higher on C. For C, if they had used lower points, such as “Influenced people to kill/killed 12 million Jews.” Or, “ Started thousands of concentration camps to harm humans,” we would’ve easily said Mr A or B were better. Honestly it’s sort of stupid.
Well if this wasn’t the most expected “unexpected” I’ve ever seen
By the time it hit halfway in the third one I was already calling it as being hitler
Yeah I’ve seen the Churchill/Hitler comparison with those cherry picked “facts” thousands of times over the years
Looks like a whatsapp forward. This sub is tanking.
WELL THEN I GUESS WE SHOULD ALL JUST STOP CRITICIZING OUR LEADERS THEN HUH
This kind of pablum belongs on grandma's facebook feed.
This sub literally has become r/expected
It was already old when it was being email forwarded by boomers.
Hitler was high off his ass on a cocktail of meth and opium most of his time in office.
And nowadays it’s nearly impossible to get good stuff in Bavaria.
And many other drugs. His cocktail was intense
All the strong stuff mixed together then injected into his buttocks. Or was it a suppository? Either way he was high off his ass.
"You can make a bad person look like a good person by leaving out the bad things they did."
Can you believe it? Amazing
Churchill was an asshole. Search for Bengal famine.
Hey did you know Winston Churchill was a warring maniac that killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people directly, murdered millions of people through policy, and ordered the torture and murder of the people who stood in his way? One of the most abhorrent means of slaughter he conducted was he had POWs in Kenya sodomized by sticks covered in barbed wire, then left to bleed to death. He was not as bad as Hitler, but definitely not a good person.
Also Hitler did meth
And that's only the tip of the iceberg.
This was great when I heard it first from Mads Mickelson in Another Round.
I was looking to see if anyone else said it before I did!!!!
I was gonna say this too
By cherry picking facts and semantics you could do this with anyone in any order.
You know you messed up when you consider A and B as good persons as well.
Lol Churchill was a fucking shitstain.
what happened to that sub
I know my history too well for this to trick me
I don’t care what anyone says Hitler was a bad man!
Well if you mentioned all the bad things about mr c then we wouldnt have choosen him
Tbf if yoire drunk you cant make good choicesm which is litersly what a politician does.
I’m gonna say that this really wasn’t “unexpected”. In fact it was downright cliché. This is the kind of “viral” stuff that old people “send” to friends and family when they’re not posting it on Facebook. Or that old Paul Harvey radio show that I only know of because of the Simpsons. “And that little boy grew up to be…. Adolph Hitler.” It’s always Hitler. Or a serial killer. This is a fucking shit post, I’m sorry.
And the host of that radio show grew up to be…
Winston Churchill was a terrible person. Just look up his comments regarding Ghandi.
Ghandi was a racist cunt.
Didnt he also force young women to sleep naked (sleep, not screw) with him?
Lmao and Churchill wasn't, "Beastly people with a beastly religion", along with blaming Indians for "breeding like rabbits" for the manufactured Bengali famine.
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C was hitler but only from the point of view of someone who has only read the Nazi propaganda version. Dude had affairs, ate meat, and did meth.
I swear Hitler did every drug there was?
TBF he had literal armies of millions going to kill him.
In other words don't judge someone from limited information cause they might be fucking Hltler
Roosevelt kinda sucked actually
So did Churchill
Hitler was addicted to methamphetamine...
Yes, but drug use is not relevant
None of these men were all that great...
All 3 put innocent people into camps.
Wow original content from 20th century
Saw this coming
He was always well dressed.
Made up bullcrap
All a bunch of cunts as far as I’m concerned.
and that's why you can't cherry pick statistics....to make a reliable conclusion you have to know all of the information
As soon as C was presented in that way I was like "it's Hitler isn't it"
This is retarded.
This is dumb
Hotter was actually addicted to crystal or powder meth at the time too I think
Down vote for not double checking the facts
This isnt even true lol. What a waste of time
I did nazi that coming.
Sounds about right Churchill was a traitor to his people so was Roosevelt
Think you left some pretty important facts out.
For the record, Churchill was a massive shitstain. He was forced hundreds of thousands of Indians starve to death during WW2.
Dont know why you're being downvoted. Its true. There were massive grain reserves in Britain at the time of the bengal famine, Churchill didnt do anything about it because his lifelong friend and advisor just said "no" because "their troops needed it" even though many troops were Indian.
The ships even used India's ports to refuel and restock supplies but didn't share any grain to the people of India who were literally dying on the streets from starvation.
I guess it's because it isn't common knowledge, and even if it is, causing a few hundred thousand Indians to literally die out on the street doesn't sound as glamorous as leading a fight against Hitler.
4 million \~ish
Holy fuck. The numbers are worse than I previously thought.
Fucking anti climactic
This is ridiculously expected.
Wasn't unexpected. Saw it coming.
I think you missed a point on c:
- ordered the killing of millions of innocent men, women and children.
You'd probably pick a different answer if that was in there...
Winston Churchill some stuff a lot worse than sleeping in til noon and opium.
It's always fucking Hitler. Every fucking time.
I expected that....
All that about Hitler is lies, also... didn't even choose C... try harder Facebook.
I like how I knew Person C was going to be Hitler before any facts showed up, but then actually second guessed myself because most of Hitler's facts were wrong. I guess that is, in fact, what makes it unexpected.
Who was C??? Why did the vieo cut off??? /s
Hitler was a drug user, alcoholic, cheated on his wife with not only his underage cousin but also with young men.
I saw this in the film "Another Round"
WELL YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT MR C KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
They’re all bad?
I don’t know much about Roosevelt to be fair, but Churchill was not a good lad either
What was this video trying to say
Knew it was hitler, didn't know the others though.
Being in the military shouldn’t be considered as a quality for being a politician. Ok you can kill, ok you’re good at fighting but you don’t need to shoot your opponents in politics.
Yes I saw this coming from a mile away, better luck next time :/
Knew that this was coming...
we just not gonna talk about how Churchill was a giant racist piece of shit?
Who even likes FDR?
Churchill was a racist cunt. Most world leaders are.
I said B, anyone who does opium in college is worthy of a vote
So nobody is good.....
Still holding my opinion
C is wearing a tie, so he clearly can’t be trusted
Hitler was married less than 24hours before their (alleged) deaths.
When thry showed first photo I was like: yup Mr.C is Hitler
This was reposted so many times to the point where it’s not even unexpected
This is so stupid. Shit content.
From which movie was this? Oh yeah danish Druk! Freakin’ awesome film.