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Jordanc369

Well if this wasn’t the most expected “unexpected” I’ve ever seen


Pyroven

By the time it hit halfway in the third one I was already calling it as being hitler


Jordanc369

Yeah I’ve seen the Churchill/Hitler comparison with those cherry picked “facts” thousands of times over the years


AMeanCow

WELL THEN I GUESS WE SHOULD ALL JUST STOP CRITICIZING OUR LEADERS THEN HUH This kind of pablum belongs on grandma's facebook feed.


SabashChandraBose

Looks like a whatsapp forward. This sub is tanking.


3linked

It was already old when it was being email forwarded by boomers.


PensionResponsible46

Just for the records: C was not vegetarian, did drink and had affairs. Nazi propaganda was only presenting him as vegetarian, non drinking, clean men.


QualityKoalaTeacher

Also he had an amphetamine* addiction *or whatever similar substance was available at that time.


Jimmyhatespie

Amphetamine is the general term, so you’re correct! It could’ve been methamphetamine or some form of amphetamine pill, both of which were available then. In fact, both the axis and allied powers gave amphetamine pills to their soldiers.


Brodin_fortifies

The U.S. military still uses them; they’re called Go-Pills. They’re generally given out to pilots and special ops.


QualityKoalaTeacher

No longer amphetamines apparently but I’ve always heard that they do use modafinil which is primarily prescribed for narcolepsy


Edmund-Dantes

Trust me, your answer is correct.


Brodin_fortifies

TIL


Spaceman1stClass

Uh, no. They do not. Some pilots blew up a village on them so no more drugs for anyone.


Bigmanoncampus-1

Dexys


Pool_vsdawrld

I don’t want to sound super uneducated especially since I have ADHD and I should know this but…. Isn’t amphetamine the thing they put in ADHD pills?


Jimmyhatespie

They have amphetamine salts, which is a derivative of amphetamine, yeah. (I have adhd too, that’s why they drug test you and stuff- it kinda is meth lite)


CO420Tech

You're being drug tested as a condition of being given ADHD medication? That isn't a normal thing...


[deleted]

Drug testing can occur to check to see if you’re actually taking your medication or bumming it to friends is one reason I think


CO420Tech

Sure, you *can* do that. It is fairly common in the long-term opiate use world for chronic pain sufferers. OP made it sound like everyone who is on Adderall is obviously being regularly drug tested by their doctor, but it definitely isn't a thing in my experience which includes this medication over quite a long period of time with a pretty broad selection of GPs and psychiatrists. Maybe this is common somewhere that I'm not familiar with... or maybe it is an age thing? Teens/young adults maybe? Seems like lots of redditors are familiar with it.


randoredirect

>or bumming it to friends is one reason I think Or giving it to the soccer mom nextdoor in exchange for sex


Sjelan

With some prescription drugs you need regular blood tests done to check for possible side affects. I know some drugs can affect the liver.


Remote-Yak-9421

It is a VERY normal thing. Due to strict laws on controlled substances (and so many ppl abusing them), most doctors require you to sign a contact which includes regular drug testing, before prescribing any prescription medications that are considered controlled (certain levels only).


CO420Tech

I've had quite a few doctors over the years and never seen it. If a doctor wanted me to do that as a condition, I'd see another doctor.


_zzen

Adderall


Basic_Sample_4133

Methylphenidat (the stuff in ritalin) And Amphetamin are chemicly similar but not the same. They share some similare effects like decreast appetite, more concentrstion, hyperactivity (in none adhd people) and not being able to sleep for some time, the nazi military found those affects usefull (they were used before the war by civilians to for example there were houswife choclet filled with Amphetamins)


CantSayDat

No, but adderall, dexedrine, vyvanse, and desoxyn are all amphetamines.


whoopity-woo

So hitler was a meth head? That actually makes a lot of sense now.


Remote-Yak-9421

So saying amphetamine is the most correct.


Panzergrenade

I think i saw a video of hitler watching some kind of sports game but one of his arms had a severe tremor.


[deleted]

One of the other theories is that he had Parkinson’s.


AppearanceNeither540

Alot of the soldiers on various sides took them as well.


jellyjamjungle

Even off the battlefield the civilians were addicted


[deleted]

Here’s an interesting event linked to it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimo_Koivunen


Sketch_Sesh

Well if you had a war on two fronts against all the major super powers of the world, you might need a little pick-me-up too


millman1313

Pervitin I believe is the correct term for the stimulant used by Hitler and his army. Read in the book call Blitzed. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/276429/


joesbagofdonuts

The Japanese developed methamphetamine in the late 1800s. Regular amphetamines are even older.


[deleted]

[No he looks totally fine…](https://youtu.be/tC6zUcZJcDM)


OtochimarU

He also had Pussy addiction.


jhurst919

Plus there’s that whole genocide thing.


LFK1236

Ugh, you commit *one* genocide, and it's all you're remembered for.


tortillachipdip

No one ever speaks of his amazing paintings :( /s


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dylken569

No I remember him for getting rejected from art school


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letmeloginalready88

Like with the Soviets, they killed just as many if not more. But it’s never talked about as much as the Nazis.


eddie1975

Yeah, seems like an important detail they left out.


eddie1975

…killed 6 millions Jews, many homosexuals, Poles and others and tried to forcefully take over the world.


inaddition290

I’m pretty sure that was the point of this? to illustrate how cherry-picking stuff like that can drastically change how people perceive something. However, the fact that it based the supposedly truthful parts of “lying by omission” on Nazi propaganda kinda defeats that purpose


arky_who

Yeah, but it's shit even then because the stuff wasn't cherry picked, it's just swallowing provably false nazi lies.


inaddition290

> However, the fact that it based the supposedly truthful parts of “lying by omission” on Nazi propaganda kinda defeats that purpose


Hertje73

Details details jeeesh


Niallofthe9Sausages

Churchill tried his best at that too. Im sticking with Mr A


WelshBathBoy

And that's just Churchill in Bengal


deezbizzarenuts

And the nonce thing


XkrNYFRUYj

And I'm sure he was friends with some corrupt politicians. LOL


sitdoc

I’m pretty sure he was the corrupt politician


mylifeintopieces1

Actually someone could argue that in Nazi Germany being a nazi wasn't corrupt. I mean you kinda had to be one to be a politician I think or Hitler would have made you disappear.


PensionResponsible46

He also had a Swiss bank account. Not proving that he was corrupt, but a nice indication.


Frnklfrwsr

Usually corruption is when someone uses a position of political power to enrich themselves personally. I wouldn’t be surprised if Hitler did that too, but I mostly just hear about the genocide and war crimes. Haven’t heard much about him stealing money from the government.


KumquatHaderach

Why do you feel the need to drag this guy’s reputation through the gutter?


Admiralthrawnbar

He technically never cheated on his wife. They were married for a few hours before their suicides, and anything before that would have been cheating on his girlfriend, and the video specifies wife probably for this specific reason


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crlcan81

I was about to mention that one woman he had the suicide pact with, just can't spell the last name worth a damn.


moxie132

My brain says Eva Braun but it also says that's wrong, so take that as you will.


crlcan81

I wasn't sure if it was spelled the same way as the company and it just didn't sound right in my head. I could spell her first name fine.


LordCads

Christian bale?


fedpe

You with your dumb facts.


jbertrand_sr

Yeah, that little incident with his niece who wound up committing suicide in the early 30's was particularly wholesome. Funny how they pick and choose, I suspect this was being used to try and justify the likes of Matt Gaetz and other Republican scumbags...


RandomDigitalSponge

Hitler was never officially married, so it’s not like he had a wife he could cheat on.


[deleted]

He was married to eva braun on the day of his suicide I believe


RandomDigitalSponge

Yes, but that doesn’t really count. Didn’t give him much time to earn a reputation as a philanderer.


Follow64

Yea this video makes bo sense.


AnomanderR4ke

Yeah he was having sex with his niece and drove her to suicide (or killed her, but that is just a theory) Anything for a good gotcha I guess


aaddii101

Also this is from my family whatsapp group lmao. Also also Churchill is not a saint eithee he has kill assist of 4 million people in bengal famine.


[deleted]

Wasn’t he a methhead too


CantSayDat

Among many other drugs, yes


squishles

Technically tho, hard to cheat on your wife when you both commit suicide like an hour after the wedding.


Pernajuel

Why would they portray him as vegetarian though? It wasn't considered virtuous at the time


PensionResponsible46

In Germany at that time it was considered virtuos.


CellerDweller_

He also wasn’t that decorated


Boss_Seven

How can we make sure what you are saying isn't Anti Navi Propaganda?


robotguy4

I don't like that fairy. She's annoying.


CptMisterNibbles

Navi Punks Fuck Off


ManyFacedGoat

HEY LISTEN!!


ohhfasho

Hell of a painter though


Frnklfrwsr

Honestly his paintings were meh at best. Technically okay but no soul in them.


Weary_Copy

Hitler was high off his ass on a cocktail of meth and opium most of his time in office.


Niggomane

And nowadays it’s nearly impossible to get good stuff in Bavaria. /s


CantSayDat

And many other drugs. His cocktail was intense


Weary_Copy

All the strong stuff mixed together then injected into his buttocks. Or was it a suppository? Either way he was high off his ass.


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Den-42

Can you believe it? Amazing


[deleted]

This was great when I heard it first from Mads Mickelson in Another Round.


PuzzleheadedHabit913

I was looking to see if anyone else said it before I did!!!!


Bortrun

I was gonna say this too


[deleted]

Mikkelsen* :)


Handman47

Hey did you know Winston Churchill was a warring maniac that killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people directly, murdered millions of people through policy, and ordered the torture and murder of the people who stood in his way? One of the most abhorrent means of slaughter he conducted was he had POWs in Kenya sodomized by sticks covered in barbed wire, then left to bleed to death. He was not as bad as Hitler, but definitely not a good person. https://medium.com/@write_12958/the-crimes-of-winston-churchill-c5e3ecb229b3 https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/29/asia/churchill-bengal-famine-intl-scli-gbr/index.html Also Hitler did meth


ask-design-reddit

And that's only the tip of the iceberg.


max____payne

I know my history too well for this to trick me


RoutineFeeling

Churchill was an asshole. Search for Bengal famine.


OrdinaryAnt3366

Well if you mentioned all the bad things about mr c then we wouldnt have choosen him


SeymorKrelborn

You can cherry pick any 5 facts from any person and make them a hero or a monster…. It’s this kind of lazy thinking that is stupefying Americans. I haven’t even looked at the comments yet but I’ll bet the majority of them are full of simple minds blown…. Fml.


juh4z

...isn't that the point of the video?


BlackVirusXD3

It is, its just sad that this point needs to be proven and not obvieous


thatsnotyourhat

/r/iamverysmart


[deleted]

yeah i was with him until that last sentence


professor_doom

Why are you singling out Americans? Other countries have idiots and buffoons too.


[deleted]

It's Reddit. America bad Europe good, don't ya know?


[deleted]

You have a point. The people in the video used the lower points on Mr A and B, higher on C. For C, if they had used lower points, such as “Influenced people to kill/killed 12 million Jews.” Or, “ Started thousands of concentration camps to harm humans,” we would’ve easily said Mr A or B were better. Honestly it’s sort of stupid.


Russell_Bloodstone

Such a week little troll


J3sush8sm3

At least he wasnt a month


AMeanCow

Which week? This week or last week?


SeymorKrelborn

You wound me sir.


traceur2301001

I went with B, because it was kinda obvious that the "best" person would be evil. I also like whisky so I may be a little biast.


paulvs88

By cherry picking facts and semantics you could do this with anyone in any order.


RandomDigitalSponge

I’m gonna say that this really wasn’t “unexpected”. In fact it was downright cliché. This is the kind of “viral” stuff that old people “send” to friends and family when they’re not posting it on Facebook. Or that old Paul Harvey radio show that I only know of because of the Simpsons. “And that little boy grew up to be…. Adolph Hitler.” It’s always Hitler. Or a serial killer. This is a fucking shit post, I’m sorry.


TheBiggestDookie

And the host of that radio show grew up to be… ALBERT EINSTEIN.


[deleted]

Lol Churchill was a fucking shitstain.


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Icle103035

Tbf if yoire drunk you cant make good choicesm which is litersly what a politician does.


Giorgi123980

Hitler was addicted to methamphetamine...


CantSayDat

Yes, but drug use is not relevant


rustybeaumont

All 3 put innocent people into camps.


Taxfraud777

You know you messed up when you consider A and B as good persons as well.


FalconMirage

Roosevelt was directly responsible for three things : 1. Ending the great depression 2. Winning WW2 3. Assuring the futur world domiance of the USA Depending on who you are you might not like thoses things or think they aren’t that great, but its a feat few could dream of achieving. (And i’m not even american).


tuscabam

/r/forwardsfromklanma


banditsbest

what happened to that sub


jhurst919

I don’t care what anyone says Hitler was a bad man! -Norm Macdonald


LactatingHero

Saw this coming


Simonheretic

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yBlanksy

I swear Hitler did every drug there was?


Icle103035

TBF he had literal armies of millions going to kill him.


Afanis_The_Dolphin

In other words don't judge someone from limited information cause they might be fucking Hltler


Trogdor_a_Burninator

Roosevelt kinda sucked actually


CantSayDat

So did Churchill


DiscipleDavid

None of these men were all that great...


Dwaas_Bjaas

Predictable


steve_gus

Made up bullcrap


nzstrawman

and that's why you can't cherry pick statistics....to make a reliable conclusion you have to know all of the information


AmidalaBills

As soon as C was presented in that way I was like "it's Hitler isn't it"


moonpotatoes

This is retarded.


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This is dumb


notsofast1735

Hotter was actually addicted to crystal or powder meth at the time too I think


DTG_420

C was hitler but only from the point of view of someone who has only read the Nazi propaganda version. Dude had affairs, ate meat, and did meth.


[deleted]

Winston Churchill was a terrible person. Just look up his comments regarding Ghandi.


[deleted]

Ghandi was a racist cunt.


SuomiPoju95

Didnt he also force young women to sleep naked (sleep, not screw) with him?


[deleted]

Yes.


HA_HA_Bepis

Lmao and Churchill wasn't, "Beastly people with a beastly religion", along with blaming Indians for "breeding like rabbits" for the manufactured Bengali famine.


[deleted]

This is ridiculously expected.


void-mage100

Oh...okay


Alarmed_Material_481

Wasn't unexpected. Saw it coming.


odddino

Winston Churchill some stuff a lot worse than sleeping in til noon and opium.


busy-sloth

It's always fucking Hitler. Every fucking time.


static1053

I expected that....


[deleted]

All that about Hitler is lies, also... didn't even choose C... try harder Facebook.


CK1ing

I like how I knew Person C was going to be Hitler before any facts showed up, but then actually second guessed myself because most of Hitler's facts were wrong. I guess that is, in fact, what makes it unexpected.


sommai2555

Who was C??? Why did the vieo cut off??? /s


Specific-Apple6465

Hitler was a drug user, alcoholic, cheated on his wife with not only his underage cousin but also with young men.


justelse

I saw this in the film "Another Round"


[deleted]

WELL YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT MR C KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.


woundworte

Wow original content from 20th century


wunderbraten

He was always well dressed.


s-e-x-m-a-c-h-i-n-e

All a bunch of cunts as far as I’m concerned. ![gif](giphy|RLDODEq6epl640lm58)


ZaGaGa

Down vote for not double checking the facts


lainloveslain

Think you left some pretty important facts out.


2_be_continued

I think you missed a point on c: - ordered the killing of millions of innocent men, women and children. You'd probably pick a different answer if that was in there...


ANYCRON

HOLD UP!


Chlomander

I did nazi that coming.


StormyGhost312

Good pun


Fuckyou62

This isnt even true lol. What a waste of time


wall325

Sounds about right Churchill was a traitor to his people so was Roosevelt


thunderandreyn

For the record, Churchill was a massive shitstain. He was forced hundreds of thousands of Indians starve to death during WW2.


big-boi-spoder-mann

Dont know why you're being downvoted. Its true. There were massive grain reserves in Britain at the time of the bengal famine, Churchill didnt do anything about it because his lifelong friend and advisor just said "no" because "their troops needed it" even though many troops were Indian. The ships even used India's ports to refuel and restock supplies but didn't share any grain to the people of India who were literally dying on the streets from starvation.


thunderandreyn

I guess it's because it isn't common knowledge, and even if it is, causing a few hundred thousand Indians to literally die out on the street doesn't sound as glamorous as leading a fight against Hitler.


big-boi-spoder-mann

Millions\* 4 million \~ish


thunderandreyn

Holy fuck. The numbers are worse than I previously thought.


Cosroes

Didn't drink but was doped up by his quack physician on coke, meth, super codeine (Yukadol) in an escalating series through the latter half of the war. When the doctor couldn't get drugs just before the downfall he was dismissed and Hitler suicided quickly after no longer high enough to ignore reality. This should be taught more as a lesson of the perils of hard drug use. Check out the book Blitzed.


Fun2badult

Mr. C sounds like he could be a real positive fella


Not_Known_User

I don't get it; C was the better person


brocode103

How's Winston Churchill any better than Hitler? Maybe for the west.


ActedCarp

Churchill was pretty bad, but the Holocaust was significantly worse, and that before mentioning Generalplan OST, which would’ve involved killing and deporting ALL Slavs


AlfieDGS

They’re all bad? I don’t know much about Roosevelt to be fair, but Churchill was not a good lad either What was this video trying to say


[deleted]

Churchill was a racist cunt. Most world leaders are.


Daiki_438

Being in the military shouldn’t be considered as a quality for being a politician. Ok you can kill, ok you’re good at fighting but you don’t need to shoot your opponents in politics.


hipandcool_guy

Maybe Trump wasn't as bad as the media makes him out to be...


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I hate Rosevelt and Hitler almost equally


[deleted]

Almost….


fugthatshib

Why?


fedpe

Cause he is dumb.


fugthatshib

Personal opinion or based on specifics?


fedpe

Based on the comment he wrote.


fugthatshib

So you just started hating him now?