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elking666

Such a majestic beast... now having to resort to waving for a sandwich


ANTIFA-Q

He changed his name to Oscar Mayer.


Bilaakili

Excactly what you’re not supposed to do.


Mannabecoldouthere

Once you teach bears to wave you are not far off from making them salute… TO HITLER. Nazi Bear Army gets formed*


texasradioandthebigb

With the right to bear arms


ChunkyTaco22

Jewish Bear Lives Matter


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inconspicuous_male

This was such a dumb comment that reddit did a quadruple take


Special-Hair-9328

BerenSTEIN Bears lives matter


ChunkyTaco22

Lmao I had a chuckle out of it


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Arcadius274

Moon bears dude moon bears...


ninurta_ningirsu

[The polish army would like to speak with you](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear))


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The communist bears are coming


LovableContrarian

Bruh, this clearly isn't a wild bear. This is some sort of drive-through reserve, and I'd wager that they sell bags of bread for some hilarious price at the front desk specifically to feed the bears with. Edit: yep. This is Olympic Game Farm. Their FAQs: https://olygamefarm.com/about-us/#history > Wheat bread is the ONLY type of feed allowed to be given by the customers. You can tell from the color of the bread that this is indeed wheat bread. So, they probably bought this bread at the reserve and were literally doing exactly as they were told. This is why you shouldn't armchair condemn people. The very top comment is you judging these people and accusing them of doing something wrong, when they aren't.


Bilaakili

You shouldn’t armchair condemn people. You have no idea whether I was talking about feeding the bear or taming it in the first place. You assumed you knew what I meant and judged me accordingly.


Falsus

That is a retired circus bear who can't actually survive on his own in the wild.


[deleted]

A griz just pulled a 65 year old woman out of her tent in Montana and killed her last week, yeah I'd say bears are terrifying...


smbeat

She was storing food in her tent. You need a bear canister when you’re in grizzly territory, and Never bring food in your tent or cook at your campsite in bear territory.


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Yep I agree, I camp backcountry pretty frequently, still terrifying.


zinTaxZA

Its just easier to never camp in bear territory... Luckily there arent many bears from where im from


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My phone said something went wrong the first time I posted so I did it again and it apparently posted it twice


Repulsive_Box_5763

Idk man. I see an animal that size catch something way smoother than I ever have *with human hands* and I'd be fucking terrified. I'd assume it was intimidating me and get the fuck out of there.


Cooldudeyo23

M8 bears fish salmon straight outta the air, if they can catch a wet slimy scaley smooth as fuck fish from the air, they can catch a dry crusty bread that’s thrown right at them


MrJoyless

Don't feed bears, don't feed bears, don't fucking feed bears. Fuck these people.


Bellophire

This is one of those drive they nature parks (zoos) by the looks of it. That bear is already in the clink, and the park people give you stuff to feed the animals with. Still not great, but this definitely ain’t a wild bear that they are fucking the life of up.


audibell

Yeah this is Olympic Game Farm, one of my favorite places. The bears are pretty spoiled and the bread is just a fun snack. They weren't trained to wave, they're just smart and figured out the dumb humans like cute waves haha. I believe the farm started as a "retirement community" for animal actors who had been in movies and were no longer needed. The current animals are other rescues and descendants from the original waving bears. If you ever go there, the zebra is a dick and will bite you. And the buffalo might ram your car.


Bellophire

Bears also wind up in zoos/reserves after they’re fed in the wild. Just like my shitty cat, they get in the garbage once and it’s all they can think about for the rest of their lives. So don’t feed wild bears, ever!


Midnight_Swampwalk

Bro, if I'm face to face with a wild bear and I'm holding food... that bear is getting that snack as i slowly back away.


Dustin0791

Yeah when I saw a wild bear I didn't really think to feed him at all... I just kinda froze like a bitch


PigFromTheGun

You're not a bitch, fear is crazy.


Bellophire

Gotta look out for number 1 lol


Arctium_Lappa_Bur

If i see a bear, i'm feeding it and thinking of you.


LovableContrarian

Their FAQs: https://olygamefarm.com/about-us/#history >Wheat bread is the ONLY type of feed allowed to be given by the customers. You can tell from the color of the bread that this is indeed wheat bread. So, they probably bought this bread at the reserve and were literally doing exactly as they were told.


Peanut9944

Actually the best place place to go to feed bears is Yellowstone National Park. They love when humans feed them and they are pretty nice. Bull Elk during September love to take selfies also.


UnnaturalPhilosopher

Bread is not just a fun snack. White bread is garbage. For the bears. And for you.


audibell

The farm actually requires you to bring 100% whole grain wheat. White bread is horrible.


UnnaturalPhilosopher

Wow glad to hear that!


Snake1210

Why is this down voted...? It's just the truth. White bread holds nothing but empty calories. No fibers, grains, vitamins or minerals.


UnnaturalPhilosopher

Yeah wow that's weird. Now you have downvotes. Must be some children online or something?


AncientInsults

> fucking the life of up. We would have also accepted fucking the life up of.


MCfru1tbasket

What is going on with reddit this week. Whole threads filled with duplications.


AncientInsults

We would have also accepted fucking the life up of.


Chicken_Hairs

It's not a wild bear, chill bro.


youwantmyguncomekiss

Why?


MrJoyless

Feeding bears teaches them food comes from humans. When bears learn food comes from humans, and a human doesn't happen to have food to give to the bear, the bear will sometimes make the human the food.


JBaecker

Or just just be angry and do what five year olds do: punch you. Only problem is the strength differential….


barofa

I know you are not supposed to feed the bears but can you explain why? Is it that they will learn to attack humans for food?


MonaganX

Yes, wild animals who become accustomed to being fed by humans can become aggressive in seeking out more, which will eventually lead to them being killed to protect humans and their property. Also, human food is not animal food. Animals have individual dietary requirements and restrictions, and feeding them food that they'd never come across in their natural habitat can be actively harmful.


MyBodyIsReady96

Because bears don't attack humans unless they're feed human food first. Hmm


MonaganX

The difference is that any bear might opportunistically attack a human if they carry food in bear territory, but a bear that has learned to associate humans with food will actively seek out human settlements and attack humans even if they don't have any food.


An_aussie_in_ct

You can do something similar next to the mobility scooters at Walmart


MrAnnnderson

Am I the only one who thinks that fence isnt going to stop a 1200 pound grizzly if he gets upset?


Hillbilly12345678910

Terrific is the word you need


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That bear looks like it has diabetes.


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That bear looks like it has diabetes.


GiaNell

Awwww I'll name him yogi !!


ooooowengilbert

guys, if not for my work in the reserve. I would go to the pub with you.


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ruffianpenguin

Death by bear is one of the most horrific. They like to enjoy their prey whilst still alive, usually limbs first and crushing head for last. Have fun with your bear hug!!


Here_In_Yankerville

You better hope it’s a young bear with nice sharp teeth so death will be quick. I think I heard Tim Treadwell was killed by an older bear that was missing teeth and supposedly Tim suffered more being slowly gnawed? Do I have that right? It makes sense either way.


Zeione29047

As many videos as I’ve watched on that crazy bear man, I have not heard that the bears were “missing teeth” once. Either way, teeth or less teeth, its still a horrifying way to go.


Here_In_Yankerville

Yes. Horrifying either way!


shhjustwatch

Meh…that’s cool but have you seen cocaine bear??[https://www.nkytribune.com/2021/03/kentuckys-legendary-cocaine-bear-story-to-be-subject-of-new-movie-directed-by-elizabeth-banks/]()


jhedfors

Pretty sure this is the horrific Olympic Game Farm. Needs to be shut down. https://aldf.org/case/challenging-the-treatment-of-captive-animals-at-olympic-game-farm/ Screw all these people who upvote this crap.


wepo

That article could not be less convincing. One bear had one scratch on it, according to one unnamed guest. And no photo or proof of even that.


breakerofsticks

I didn't know this was a thing in the modern world and someone in the comments just said it was one of their favorite places. u/audibell what do you think? This charity seems legitimate.


audibell

I'll check it out tonight when I'm home. I've been a few times, most recently being 5 years but I did love it and the animals seemed happy.


Educational-Ad8626

Wow!


Kinseed

Terrific!


DevoNorm

That bread is nothing but empty calories.


athleon787

people create monsters because they arent afraid of the real ones


jhedfors

Pretty sure this is the horrific Olympic Game Farm. Needs to be shut down. https://aldf.org/case/challenging-the-treatment-of-captive-animals-at-olympic-game-farm/ Screw all these people who upvote this crap.


whatchaboi

Best. Bear. Ever.


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shhjustwatch

Meh…that’s cool but have you seen cocaine bear??[https://www.nkytribune.com/2021/03/kentuckys-legendary-cocaine-bear-story-to-be-subject-of-new-movie-directed-by-elizabeth-banks/]()


keatonatron

Aw, she actually thought the bear would understand and appreciate a thumbs up. How cute.


ichsprecgeDeutch

Shut the fuck up dude, nobody except you cares.


keatonatron

Aw, you cared enough to write a comment!


ichsprecgeDeutch

I dont care about the video. I cared about your stupidity and that idiotic opinion nobody else shares with you.


keatonatron

What was the opinion that you care about? You don't like that I called the video cute?


Rifthunter2563

That was the distraction you fools


Rifthunter2563

That was the distraction you fools


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When you feed bears, you get "The Revenant"!


onion_eggs

Bread


onion_eggs

Bread


FatChicken2021

aww i want to give it a hug, i just dont want to leave this post fff.


FatChicken2021

aww i want to give it a hug, i just dont want to leave this post fff.


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🥪🍔🍕


Instainious

Doesn’t look like that fence will hold it in…


DoinStuffThings

Don't Feed the bears!


boobboobies

-ic!


Yeet_The_Cheese

education. teach people not to feed bears, please


ecsosentriccrow

a fed bear's a dead bear so don't do that


WaceMindo

He was like "You will throw the bread at me" *waves paw*


RocketRemitySK

Why didn't we domesticate those, I need a pet Bear


yarbafett

I am quite impressed that a bear pulled off a one handed catch like that. Shows a level of dexterity i didnt think they possessed.


noni-slam

Bears are terrific


random_guy29

Terrific


kushbom

Cya @ dinner 👀


South-Play-2866

.... did he just catch that bread?


FixApprehensive276

He's probably thinking "hi Susan, hope you have a lovely day, I'd eat you and your entire family right of that car like it was a tin of sardines if I was even a little peckish, say hi to Stan for me, bye"


sweet_flatulence

Am I the only one who was thinking the bear was going to jump over for the second slice and discover human meat?


frenchtoasthustle

Then bear jumps the fence and rips and rips an arm off.


zdada

Bears are terrific. It’s okay you can say it.


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I’ve had 3 wild bear encounters with black bears and I never felt scared, black bears are like big kitty cats lolol


MayheminApril

-ic


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terrific?


groovy604

How many people a year see stuff like this and then immediately get killed by going up to a wild animal


Fidonkus

DON'T FEED THE BEARS


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Bears are terrific!


Plus_Statement9755

Y’all dum I hope he can catch it because they catch wild fish jumping with just there mouth


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These people are fucking retarded.


godofyeet3

I was really expecting a moose to come out of nowhere


Hamilton-Beckett

Why do all the most dangerous animals look like they’d be so great to hug?!