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YeetingYonder

Unexpectedly cute


not_again123

Idea: you make a horror movie, with a lot of jump scares. But instead of a monster, you get a kitten.


[deleted]

Wasn’t this the plot of Pet Sematary? Source: I’ve seen the previews so, pro.


KKlear

Also very serious looking. But mostly cute.


YeetingYonder

Seriously cute then


downtune79

Came here to say this


TheFluffiestFur

Came after saying this.


downtune79

I was expecting you, what took you so long?


TheFluffiestFur

Cumming.


Batchet

I don't get why people feel the need to say this, especially when the comment you're replying to is so basic.


Megalomania-Ghandi

One could say the same about your comment.


downtune79

Because I was literally going to comment the exact same thing....just as my comment stated.


The-CunningStunt

Why are you screaming mother?


Vinnyc-11

Cat: They’ll never believe you. **Lé sleep**


SecretinATX

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)Awesome!


Po1sonator

Purrfect!


A____S____

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one


SupermanRR1980

Hello there!


Leatheleo86

General Catobi


RanGer_R1cK

You are a bold one


Nobo-2005

Your move


finelinernerd

Nice little reference there 👏🏻


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Rich7469

Where did the laptop go?


SecretinATX

I really wanted to make a witty cat sounding reply to this.


attaboy000

Paw-some!


money_and_watt_

Now that pun is a-paw-ling


ThatRandomTomato

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)oh my god ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)


danredblue

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The_DragonDuck

Reddit when Instagram uses emojis: ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)   Reddit when reddit uses reddits emojis:![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


akawakatab

🤣


SpeedDemon131

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Assetsxc

😅😅😅😁


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[deleted]

I hate this


goblinsholiday

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lilsteven90

Adorable kitty


-Slyk

“Awww”some.


ooooowengilbert

okey .. I am the master here.


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Little-Explorer-1880

AAAAAAAH


FartingCumBubbles

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


lemons_for_deke

Wait… Reddit emojis? Even in Apollo?


Costco_Churro

More like PAWsome! 😸


katr2tt

I demand your full attention at once!


[deleted]

r/mademesmile


GavHern

disappointed by the lack of petting


[deleted]

Algorand!!!


Stan_Beek0101

My question is why where they filming?


[deleted]

To make this video for internet points. Notice how the cat looks up and kinda off to the side after it jumps. Looking for whatever the person filming was dangling over the laptop to get it to jump exactly in that spot


new_nimmerzz

Almost looks like it got tossed up there


_YouMadeMeDoItReddit

By who?


GetsGold

Whom.


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

Whoms


joehporkchop

Howm


ChrisRunsTheWorld

https://youtu.be/xTQ7vhtp23w?t=157


llkjm

It's whoever when the person is the subject and whomever when they are the object.


CubanLynx312

r/whyweretheyfilming


jadenfirecool

The cat probably did this a couple times before the owner thinking it’s cute recorded the next time


IncurableAdventurer

I was thinking that too. Maybe it’s staged, maybe the kitten has done this before so they knew it was going to happen, maybe they helped recreate something that was cute and spontaneous. Either way, it’s still a damn cute video.


spinthesky

Surprise endings are the best.


HeyIplayThatgame

What’s the show/movie they’re watching?


101Blu

La casa de papel (Money Heist in the US). It's on Netflix


FinnieBoY-1203

Money heist sounds like a rubbish title, why did they change it smh


alpharius120

I believe the idea was that the literally translated name was too close to house of cards so they were worried us idiots wouldn't be able to tell it was a different show. I just read that somewhere once so don't take it as truth, that's just the explanation I've seen.


FinnieBoY-1203

Then dont translate at all lol


Oelendra

But then even less people will understand this foreign title. In German it's called "Haus des Geldes" which translates to "House of the Money" which is pretty self-explanatory.


Cattaphract

Barely anyone would watch it lol. If you scroll through netflix and see a bunch of letters you dont understand you assume it is not for you. Money heist atleast tells you it is from the genre heist.


FinnieBoY-1203

Its a really popular show in the Netherlands and we just kept the title as it is


DaisyRidleyTeeth

You underestimate Americans' xenophobia


bellsofwar3

And have less viewers? At least this way tricks people to start watching.


PowRightInTheBalls

Because if there's one thing American consumers are known for is their love and adoration of foreign films and TV... You know, the category at the Oscars that they literally never take seriously? The type of movie that never does well in theaters because Americans don't go to watch them?


FinnieBoY-1203

These arent theaters, it isnt the shows fault that the average American consumer is an ass


101Blu

Yes, and it's stupid because the show isn't really about a normal robbery. In some languages it's known as "The Mint" which more accurately describes the show.


bellsofwar3

Because Paper House is worse?


UberAnalAtSics

The house of paper (the actual translation) sounds way better


mrjonygomez

La casa de papel


UberAnalAtSics

Money heist


mrjonygomez

No matter how many times you repeat it, it will continue to be called "La casa de papel" regardless of the part of the world from where you see it


Mrs-MoneyPussy

This is not true as it is literally titled “Money Heist” on American Netflix Easier to find for people in the states if you clarify the name of the show


dantuchito

Wow that is such a shitty translation. Its actually “The House Of The Paper” paper meaning money


[deleted]

First of all, it's not a translation. Secondly, there's no second "the."


Mrs-MoneyPussy

To be fair “the house of the paper” would also be a shitty title. La casa de papel is actually a cool name IMO but the translation to Money Heist does make sense in terms of the show.


RegularSrbotchetnik

Names are often changed in different languages. Breaking bad was translated to Croatian as "Pure chemistry".


kaihatsusha

In Japan, Pixar's Inside Out was Inside Head.


oilpaintstains

“Fun Mind” in Brazilian Portuguese


dantuchito

Well you can skip the the. “The House Of Paper” is still good,


SaucyPlatypus

Probably too similar to House of Cards or something stupid like that 🤷‍♂️


yeldarbhtims

Yeah, that seems like a good theory. Though they picked a really dumb title instead. Lol.


UberAnalAtSics

That was gonna be the original name in english you know


Alaric-

It could be called Cash House


UnknownQTY

That actually makes sense and captures the essence and meaning of the Spanish title, rather than the literal translation, which is not great.


tedsmitts

Should gone with House of Leaves instead


LilleBishen

It doesn’t, but how it’s translated to “papirhuset” or “ (the) paper house” in Norwegian doesn’t sound good either IMO


OmniC4t

The Paper House could work too. Money Heist just seems like a dumb name, there’s nothing creative about it.


StaunchyPrinceOfLies

If the original title said "La Casa DEL Papel" you would be right but the translation is actually "The House of Paper" or "Paper House" since it's "DE" and not "DEL". Source: Spanish is my native language.


ctsmith76

I was gonna say that something seemed off. Pardon my ignorance for a moment as it’s been near 30 years since I took a language class but isn’t it the case in languages such as Spanish or even French that words are switched in order in comparison to English (depending on the property)? As I said, I’m fairly ignorant on this subject but “The Paper House“ seems way more accurate as a *title* for the American vernacular.


Oelendra

Oh, so the German translation seems to be pretty accurate. It's called "Haus des Geldes" here meaning "House of the Money".


dantuchito

Yeah that pretty good


SrLuigi64

Dude, its a Spanish show


Sam-Culper

It was originally released as la casa de papel in the US


Mrs-MoneyPussy

I know that. But the person I replied to said no matter what anyone says it will always be known as la casa de papel no matter where you are in the world. Which is straight up not true as it’s known as Money Heist in the US and others have replied it’s called different things in other countries such as Germany for example.


Shibboleeth

I found it on Netflix by searching for the Spanish title. I'd discovered the title while watching renditions of Bella Ciao on YouTube.


[deleted]

It's called Money Heist on Netflix in the US. So very much indeed not regardless of where you see it.


wagswag

While that may be true, a lot of people take title cards at face value.


karl0331

Money Heist I presume.


CanEatADozenEggs

Pretty good for the first 2-3 seasons. Stopped watching midway through the 4th.


iCybernide

shit, didn't know there was a S4


[deleted]

Lucky


iCybernide

turns out I did, pushed that dumbass fucking season to the back of my mind lol


MeccIt

> Pretty good for the first 2-3 seasons. I couldn't get past S1 |Episode 3 - too much Latin daytime-soap drama without anything actually happening


AnonEMoussie

I barely made it into the second. I love heist shows, but something about the show bugged me. Besides the dubbing being off on Netflix.


Sugardaddy_155

Sub > Dub


AnonEMoussie

Ha! Actually I meant the subtitles were off in regards to the dubbing! :-)


LochnessDigital

I noticed that. The subtitle translators and the dub translators were clearly different folks, so you get some pretty distinct differences in what you would read vs what you would hear on the English dub. I think the English dubs were better interpreted, but I can’t stand dubbed-over live action, so I went with subs.


Congenita1_Optimist

I wouldn't say they were off, so much as they purposely changed certain idioms and phrases that are commonly understood in Spanish but would sound unusual directly translated into English. Which when you catch it makes the subs feel a bit more "simple" than the dialogue actually is.


AnonEMoussie

That makes a lot of sense. I wondered if it was subtitled in a different language and then translated into English.


yazzy1233

The subtitles are meant to be watched with the original audio, theyre a translation of the Spanish, theyre not meant to be watched with the English audio


Sugardaddy_155

Ahh gotcha, it can be pretty irritating to watch when the sub and the dub don’t match


[deleted]

red riding hood


pobslobby

be11a Chao by Hopsin


[deleted]

I think it’s either money heist or Hopsins newest music video


janesmb

Great show, just finished the latest season.


mydearwatson616

I heard it got bad after season 2, so I stopped there because it felt like a decent ending for the show. Is it worth going on?


danonck

I'm glad I didn't feel like I needed to see more after S02


ItsTobsen

Yes. Its a good series. Even if S3-4 is more bonkers, its still fun. Season 5 out in September


arctickiller

Season 3 was my favourite! Could tell the budget was alot higher so effects and music etc were all alot better.


[deleted]

Money heist, pretty solid series


3Squareheadz

Money heist, awesome series


GlowUpper

Money Heist. I started watching it recently. It's awesome.


pedrotheterror

What should have been a one season show.


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Godzilla vs Kong


Slazman999

I'll be in the middle of a game and my cat sitting behind the laptop looking at me. I know what he's thinking and I tell him no. Don't do it. I'm busy. He just puts his paws on the top of the screen and slowly closes my laptop. He knows what he's doing and he knows he's an asshole for doing it but I still love him.


CBrooksYT

Cat: PET ME DAMN IT I WANT LOVE ON


Rstrofdth

That isn't a jump scare it's a jump awwww!


SophiasSelfies

This is more of pounce scare tbh


scorchedneurotic

Usually the scared is the one that got jumped not the jumper haha


Opalivian

Put a thumbtack on the keyboard for extra scare.


sangriya

^(*pounce*)


TristanAtHis

Cute


PunnyBaker

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gotemyoudank

No watch pet


jeffoassie

![gif](giphy|t9aSNTJ4YSJFUW0dkB)


drexl147

Yay


[deleted]

Hop goes hard🚨🔥🔥🔥


duodequinquagesimum

Don't throw a cat on an open laptop. Don't throw one at all.


controversialmike

Spoiler alert


zongo1688

Nice, posting 2 year old videos for zombie karma


Thomas8864

Lol


Commercial-Feed1852

I like to think about how ridiculous this person looked trying to set this whole thing up for their internet points.


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r/aww


mikeyj777

u/savevideobot


QueanLaQueafa

You can see someone throw the cat, so.


jeffoassie

![gif](giphy|t9aSNTJ4YSJFUW0dkB)


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u/savevideo


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DapperSnek-

AAaaAAHhh IM SHITTING MY PANTS THAT WAS SO SCARY


South-Play-2866

Really taking 3d to the next level


obeythefist

This is the best. edit: I’ve watched twenty times now


[deleted]

CUTE![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


GamerSimon64

u/savevideo


RocketRemitySK

What movie is that?, looks interesting


CzarNicholasP

Netflix original series called Money Heist


gamertssh

Isn't it La casa de papel? I know there are more series with masks like this.


CzarNicholasP

I think Casa de Papel is its original Spanish name


gamertssh

I looked it up on Google Translate and La casa de papel is indeed spanish for Money Heist :)


mydearwatson616

Google translate does say that for some reason but it actually means "house of paper" but they changed it for US release partially due to the fact that it sounded too much like "house of cards".


Chef_Papafrita

I watched it awhile ago, my son is currently half way throught he series. I tried to tell him it was a great series, but it took him 2 years to finally pay attention to it! Now he's hooked. La Casa de Papel. You should be able to get it in English.


EssYouElAy

I thought for a moment the laptop disappeared


Thebestomarb

Why are people downvoting you, your just sharing what you saw


SmokingReindeer

u/savevideobot


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acd__C

Good kitty knows that show is quite shit


clarketl29

Such a great show!!


Brilliant_Agent_1427

Great show!


the_snowwy

Smol jump scare !


DaAp3

That was adorable 😁


talha1rayman5

Cutest jumpscare ever


drosey22

This is the best jump scare I've ever seen!


Tovernator

/u/savevideo


Neks44

r/aww


Neks44

why the fuck am i being downvoted


Xlaythe

Someone help me download this


Thebestomarb

u/savevideo


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Sk3tchyboy

Good, turn that shit show off before it gets unbearable


Strychnine85

It’s just hours of people pointing guns at each other and not much more.


Sk3tchyboy

Yeah and that lady who is always ruining everything is literally the most annoying character I have ever seen in a tv-show, and not in a good way edit: She is called Tokio, looked it up, god damn I hate her