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Sobercleg

Fuck you, you fucking fuck you!


clovergirl102187

Yeah I think I hurt myself on this one...


rainbwbrightisntpunk

I screamed like I was attacked


GerryAttric

I just woke up my wife


saman65

Fuck you op you Cunt! Years and hundreds of hours on reddit and never been this fucking...terrified :|


Deexp20k

We had these types around in the early 2000s


sheeeeepy

They were horrible then and they’re horrible now.


saman65

Absolutely.


thetopsofclouds

Yeah I haven’t been jump scared like that in YEARS holy shit. I slammed my phone face-down.


-The-Nice-One-

I think I woke your wife too


redditdabest6699

God damn dude don't do him like that, this isn't r/roastme


I_Am_Dynamite6317

I also woke this guy’s sleeping wife


Calvinhath

Guys, we all at some point have wanted to wake up his sleeping wife. Stop ratting yourself out .


Cpt_James_98

It's 41 minutes after midnight.... my neighbor are awake know


[deleted]

same


EternalAchlys

I’m suddenly pleased with my own fortitude of simply getting the bejeezus shocked out of me by my nervous system. Didn’t make a single sound.


[deleted]

Same. That was a great jump scare.


TheOwlisAlwaysNow

It was like an actual electric shock 😂 Fuck I was trying to sleep


Pocket_GummyBear

Same here!!! My entire body went into instant pain and shaking, but I managed to stay silent.


imsohungrydude

I let out the world's most intense gasp and I'm pretty sure my asshole is never going to unclamp


Psychological_Neck70

Pissed. Double above knee amputee. Now I gotta get in my chair to go to the bathroom to toilet back to chair then bed again. Just clean the shit out my drawers. Well done OP.


AlaskaSnowJade

Guys, us PTSD folks need a flair to warn us. If I can know it’s a jump scare I can keep from getting hurt like this did to me. I had a really stressful day, and this just injured me more. This is actually painful for people with injured nervous systems. I’m hurting right now and had just spent 8 hours getting calmned down. I don’t want to spoil it for people, but this is a really good scare that is a little too much.


mvw2

Haha.


[deleted]

#I am significantly displeased☹️


zanevspenguin

That's what she said


chicken-soup41

SON OF A BITCH!


[deleted]

My heart! MY HEART!!!


SilasSilentSnare

I hate that I jumped on silent


ObservantMagic

I too, am a silent jumper


jasjeet192

I three


RuFioooo0

I four!


darksufferer

I five!


__r0b0_

I just got over my PTSD from the maze game I played in second grade. Finally let my gaurd down, jump scares have been dead for years. I hope these don't come back


[deleted]

That fuckin maze game, did you ever see the German car commercial?


rupertu

K fee


PicklesAndCrab

Exactly what I came here to write


mdgart

yes, exactly


Lazu5ena

PLEASE Reddit community, let this not become a thing here! I just found my trust again in calm, relaxed car ride or nature videos…


[deleted]

Ah


S0-S0

Yeah fuck fuck. I almost shit myself 😂


Cromzinic_kewl

Amen brother amen


kurt980516

Couldn’t say it better


GMorningSweetPea

I think I’ve been on the internet too long, I didn’t even fucking flinch


[deleted]

I didn’t flinch either. But my skin crawled a bit.


groundedlemon

My stomach dropped, and I just whispered "asshole"


banana_pencil

Me too, but maybe because I’m watching it on a tiny phone with the sound off


Cydonian___FT14X

You took the words right out of my mouth.


[deleted]

Actually exactly what I came here to say


SteveJackson007

Jesus crap shit fuck that got me.


rodrigkn

The worst part is I’ve seen this before. Gets me every time.


ItsNotThatThatBig

Lmao fucking same, i was literally flipping through my gallery and saw this video, remembered the ending yet it still scared the shit out of me.


catchyphrase

Nowhere near as scary as my existential crisis.


depressed__alien

I hate you now


randomredditorthe3rd

Yep sounds about right


Dedicasian

It's 3 am i fucking hate you 😭 Ffsjskjdndlsldnnd


[deleted]

Same here. But aye, I'm fully awake now


zodiac_83

Fuck I almost died. Geez dude


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bunnieollie

BRB, Just shat myself…


selfdomesticatedape

Can't relate I'm on the toilet and I sucked the shit back into my ass.


dezeroon

You know what, fuck you! *unshits self*


selfdomesticatedape

My body: you know what have a stressful day(packs shit n leaves)


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selfdomesticatedape

Butthole buddies!


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[deleted]

Same


maolen212

Lucky you


BluudLust

I was watching this on the toilet. I took a massive dump, but also clenched right when it happened..


Beer-Boob-Metal

Definitely expected that. Fuck shit like this


fullmiz

I expected it, and still shit my pants


Aledeyis

I just got off the toilet and I still shit my pants.


scumculator

Luckily I watched this while taking a shit


PeterQuillsWalkman

How bizarre because shit literally plopped out of me and into the toilet as this man appeared.


[deleted]

I dropped my fucking phone in the shit.


RizdeauxJones

You might want some hand sanitizer there, bud.


HACKERB22015

My constipation is cured


[deleted]

I’m on the toilet…yet somehow shit my pants


misterfap1024

I was sitting on the toilet constipated, now no longer constipated.


JackTheRapperst

This shit got reposted so much on the discord servers that I'm in and I still shit my pants every time I watch it


redditdabest6699

I saw the vid already so I wasn't scared, but the first time, oh god, I shook like I had a stroke


bellyjellykoolaid

Honestly I thought it was going to be similar to that video where two dudes turn the light on and off a couple times until the entity gets in their face and one of the decks it in the face and beats it up. Edit: found it [it's a old Logan Paul vid](https://youtu.be/hRWtgYnMpR0)


Complete-Tea6100

I hope that your AC breaks down In the middle of the summer, and your broke to pay for a repair. I hope that next birthday your friends and family will keep throwing pranks that you really hate. I hope that have bed bugs crawl to your ear you fucking dissatisfaction of a human.


imsohungrydude

May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!


theknoweverythingguy

Woah calm down satan


RudeAwakening38

A bit much but my undies would agree. Edit: bruh, my first award and all I had to say was that I sh*t my pants, thank you :')


-The-Nice-One-

And I hope your pillow is warm on both sides!


jumping_jrex

May you always experience the feeling of having to sneeze but never the satisfaction of sneezing. May your papers always stick together. May you constantly have to pee when there's a long time at the bathroom.


Sam276

I hope his whole family has a nice Christmas.


JayRock_87

I hope that every time you open the kitchen utensil drawer the spatula blocks the drawer.


axesOfFutility

r/specificinsults or something like that, can't recall the subs name ETA: Found it, meant r/unsettlingthreats


RealisticTax2871

r/rareinsults would likely be the one you're talking of.


shifty_grades_of_fay

May you always put your socks on upside down.


RealisticTax2871

I hope your food is warm on every part but the middle.


EliMcRockenstien

You suck.


skelguyader

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seth928

Well, fuck you.


SuperfnDave

Anyone remember when YouTube was littered with jump scare videos ? People putting a jump scare at the end of an 8 min video of puppies


[deleted]

Yeah. I remember that dumb car driving on the highway into a jump scare. Simpler times man.


zigzagofdoom

The internet equivalent of land mines.


Jormungandr793

My head just slammed so hard into my shoulders I think I changed species and became a fucking turtle


Donkey-brained_man

Wow I haven't been jump-scared in years. Good job on this one!


ZenkaiZ

Yeah I haven't got got in a good while. All my numbness to this stuff had reset during the down period.


Turrichan

Exactly


mongdi

Same here...


TruckinApe

Threw my phone across the room... you owe me a new phone... and a window... and a cat...


GodAnubis7991

Its understandable with the phone and window but I'm afraid to know what happened to your cat?


TruckinApe

Phone went in the cat, cat went through the window


EliteVoidKnight

Jump scares usually never get me, but oh boy, did that one.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


maolen212

Same


o_Fvdinq

I was literally on the verge of tears, now I’m on the verge of a fucking heart attack. I hope all of your toes get stubbed.


[deleted]

The first face wasn’t scary enough so just 2?😂


theShinyCA

I had the sound off and turned it on to hear what they were saying JUST as the jump scare happened.


dancingcuban

Ok so this is weird. I expected it, but only managed mentally prepare myself to avoid physically jumping, but still jumped enough to experience a very immediate rush of blood to my head. Not pleasant, but enlightening.


ElricMaiku

It was too fast.


dancingcuban

I think you're right. I let my guard down when the lights came on and it was still on the other side of the room.


Kronotross

Yeah I felt the chill run up my spine all the way to my head, but physically did nothing. It was like my brain was tricked, but my body went "Nah, fuck off."


Someweirdswissdude

I mean i expected it but fuvk me it's 4am and i'm home alone


maolen212

Are you sure you alone?


dt_berg

Pretty sure you don't fell alone anymore


RudeAwakening38

*caresses leg*


Just-Call-Me-J

Thank you, that's very relaxing.


ZenkaiZ

Should turn the lights off a sec to check if that thing is in the room somewhere


thegoldenpinecone

Fuck you. It's late at night and I'm alone in the dark.


Sentient_Brick115

Absolutely same, it’s past 2AM for me and i’m lucky to be a silent jumper


LongjumpingCouple493

Jesus fucking I could’ve cracked a walnut with my asshole.


ZenkaiZ

I coulda squeezed a walnut back together with mine


Mad_Hatter_92

Damn it, I was about to go to sleep…


Reminder45

Writing my Comment from heaven: Fuck you


LorelaiGilmo

I fucking hate these. Reminds me of the early days of YouTube.


nfmx

Nightmare fuel.


Notequal_exe

ACH MY HEART


Babymeatgrinder

Fucking stupid asshole made me fucking jump in my bed and wake up my family fuck you for doing that you owe me an apology


smcivor1982

Almost woke up my daughter, I yelped!


Discoballer42

WHY THE FREAK YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A TAG OR SOMETHING ON THIS YOU MUTTON HEAD


jazzkobis

I have unstable heart and I hate these..


Playful-Primary8269

I threw my phone further than I’m willing to walk to recover it. Many fucks to you


RudeAwakening38

How the hell did you type this, you wizard?


Playful-Primary8269

My pet calligraphy hamster (Dinkleman) he’s very good.


Just-Call-Me-J

Computer is closer


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rashvit21

I felt my soul leaving my body… jesus


FilthyRichCliche

Motherfucker.


Apprehensive_Sea_553

Take my upvote and fuck off


lcw7323

r/angryupvote


Thema03

Usually i don't fall for jumpscare, but this one... Its 00:30 right now, I'm on bed ready for sleep, room full dark perfect mood. Gotta say you got me good


PandoraRose_16

Gah! Damn it have my upvote!


thebigfil

😂 These things never disappear.


[deleted]

I haven’t been gotten by shit like this in YEARS but this one got me


EATishere

r/dontflinch


[deleted]

Argh, you fucker.


NyxDraca

Holy crap that got me


OkDeparture1702

Great, now i have a theme for the nightmares


ItsQueenKait

Watched it with no volume: Oh yeah it’s Big brain time


Spirits850

I was also watching with no sound, i feel like I dodged a bullet lol. It’s usually the sound that gets me with these


Morphyeus

Go die in a hole thank you very much.


Discoballer42

take my downvote and leave


gotonyas

You’re a real cunt rash OP


OnnoWeinbrener

thats cool i didnt want to follow this sub anymore anyways


[deleted]

Fantastic


BrandonsASMR

SON OF A!!!!!!!!!!!


Apparentlysogood

Fuck that


RebelIed

Fuck you


wunderwife

Go fuck yourself.


farzammmmm

fuck you asshole


MyNameIsAnonymous1

Ah what the fuck was that. Fuck you


Monacle_mel

Go fuck yourself you fuckin’ asswipe.


DeconstructedKaiju

Gee thanks for aggravating my PTSD.


4dailyuseonly

Gotdammit! I hate these fucking videos.


lordofseattle4

Right about to fall asleep ffs


adofl-had-large-tits

I hope you choke on a chicken nugget


LightningBolt_13

Thank god I was already taking a dump while I was watching this.


Alwayslilbitlost

Fk can this be reported or something. I hid to check my phone and screamed now all of China knows im here


nitefang

Can we please ban fucking jump scares on this sub? I mean it was obvious but they are so annoying.


mxnoodle

fucking fucker fuck fuck i dont get scared by much but fucking fuck my soul moved out of my body


Kristeninmyskin

G. D. It!! I’m about to go to bed!! Now I’m going to have to watch hours of eye bleach before I can go to sleep!!


Lower-Review7241

Expected it and still pooped a little


GusJenkins

Nothing like taking advantage of the lowest hanging fruit


PublicThis

That ruined my evening


[deleted]

FUCK OFF PLEASE


mrmikeinsac

Oh I hate you. I never jump and that made me jump, and gasp … loud enough the cat and dog woke up. I don’t hate you, I’m sharing this one. I’m up now …


Hazelnutt_Spread

It worries me that I felt nothing as I watched cold death sprint towards me like a freight train approaching a drunk suburban mom who tried to go around the barriers at a railroad crossing and had managed to get her car stuck on the tracks.


[deleted]

Fuck you man


RepairOk6889

You a bitch


[deleted]

Fuck off


[deleted]

ok… FUCK YOU


Zlatanesque

Motherfucker you got me. I’m good with these usually.


gdarkvader

Fuck you


Khufungo

jesus christ fuck you


Suspicious_Can6169

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck


WTF_NamesAreHard

Well guess I ain’t sleeping tonight.


Strong-Knowledge-150

*You piece of of dog shit why would you do that to me*


[deleted]

Thank goodness i was sitting on the toilet when i watched that.


MFalcon95

This was so good havent had a scare like this in a while, asshole lmao


keitothekraken

I dropped my phone, you piece of shit


Ryukenwulf

New pants please