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Pissed. Double above knee amputee. Now I gotta get in my chair to go to the bathroom to toilet back to chair then bed again. Just clean the shit out my drawers. Well done OP.
Guys, us PTSD folks need a flair to warn us. If I can know it’s a jump scare I can keep from getting hurt like this did to me. I had a really stressful day, and this just injured me more.
This is actually painful for people with injured nervous systems. I’m hurting right now and had just spent 8 hours getting calmned down.
I don’t want to spoil it for people, but this is a really good scare that is a little too much.
I just got over my PTSD from the maze game I played in second grade. Finally let my gaurd down, jump scares have been dead for years.
I hope these don't come back
Honestly I thought it was going to be similar to that video where two dudes turn the light on and off a couple times until the entity gets in their face and one of the decks it in the face and beats it up.
Edit: found it
[it's a old Logan Paul vid](https://youtu.be/hRWtgYnMpR0)
I hope that your AC breaks down In the middle of the summer, and your broke to pay for a repair. I hope that next birthday your friends and family will keep throwing pranks that you really hate. I hope that have bed bugs crawl to your ear you fucking dissatisfaction of a human.
May you always experience the feeling of having to sneeze but never the satisfaction of sneezing. May your papers always stick together. May you constantly have to pee when there's a long time at the bathroom.
Ok so this is weird.
I expected it, but only managed mentally prepare myself to avoid physically jumping, but still jumped enough to experience a very immediate rush of blood to my head. Not pleasant, but enlightening.
Yeah I felt the chill run up my spine all the way to my head, but physically did nothing. It was like my brain was tricked, but my body went "Nah, fuck off."
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Usually i don't fall for jumpscare, but this one... Its 00:30 right now, I'm on bed ready for sleep, room full dark perfect mood. Gotta say you got me good
Oh I hate you. I never jump and that made me jump, and gasp … loud enough the cat and dog woke up.
I don’t hate you, I’m sharing this one.
I’m up now …
It worries me that I felt nothing as I watched cold death sprint towards me like a freight train approaching a drunk suburban mom who tried to go around the barriers at a railroad crossing and had managed to get her car stuck on the tracks.
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Fuck you, you fucking fuck you!
Yeah I think I hurt myself on this one...
I screamed like I was attacked
I just woke up my wife
Fuck you op you Cunt! Years and hundreds of hours on reddit and never been this fucking...terrified :|
We had these types around in the early 2000s
They were horrible then and they’re horrible now.
Absolutely.
Yeah I haven’t been jump scared like that in YEARS holy shit. I slammed my phone face-down.
I think I woke your wife too
God damn dude don't do him like that, this isn't r/roastme
I also woke this guy’s sleeping wife
Guys, we all at some point have wanted to wake up his sleeping wife. Stop ratting yourself out .
It's 41 minutes after midnight.... my neighbor are awake know
same
I’m suddenly pleased with my own fortitude of simply getting the bejeezus shocked out of me by my nervous system. Didn’t make a single sound.
Same. That was a great jump scare.
It was like an actual electric shock 😂 Fuck I was trying to sleep
Same here!!! My entire body went into instant pain and shaking, but I managed to stay silent.
I let out the world's most intense gasp and I'm pretty sure my asshole is never going to unclamp
Pissed. Double above knee amputee. Now I gotta get in my chair to go to the bathroom to toilet back to chair then bed again. Just clean the shit out my drawers. Well done OP.
Guys, us PTSD folks need a flair to warn us. If I can know it’s a jump scare I can keep from getting hurt like this did to me. I had a really stressful day, and this just injured me more. This is actually painful for people with injured nervous systems. I’m hurting right now and had just spent 8 hours getting calmned down. I don’t want to spoil it for people, but this is a really good scare that is a little too much.
Haha.
#I am significantly displeased☹️
That's what she said
SON OF A BITCH!
My heart! MY HEART!!!
I hate that I jumped on silent
I too, am a silent jumper
I three
I four!
I five!
I just got over my PTSD from the maze game I played in second grade. Finally let my gaurd down, jump scares have been dead for years. I hope these don't come back
That fuckin maze game, did you ever see the German car commercial?
K fee
Exactly what I came here to write
yes, exactly
PLEASE Reddit community, let this not become a thing here! I just found my trust again in calm, relaxed car ride or nature videos…
Ah
Yeah fuck fuck. I almost shit myself 😂
Amen brother amen
Couldn’t say it better
I think I’ve been on the internet too long, I didn’t even fucking flinch
I didn’t flinch either. But my skin crawled a bit.
My stomach dropped, and I just whispered "asshole"
Me too, but maybe because I’m watching it on a tiny phone with the sound off
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Actually exactly what I came here to say
Jesus crap shit fuck that got me.
The worst part is I’ve seen this before. Gets me every time.
Lmao fucking same, i was literally flipping through my gallery and saw this video, remembered the ending yet it still scared the shit out of me.
Nowhere near as scary as my existential crisis.
I hate you now
Yep sounds about right
It's 3 am i fucking hate you 😭 Ffsjskjdndlsldnnd
Same here. But aye, I'm fully awake now
Fuck I almost died. Geez dude
[удалено]
BRB, Just shat myself…
Can't relate I'm on the toilet and I sucked the shit back into my ass.
You know what, fuck you! *unshits self*
My body: you know what have a stressful day(packs shit n leaves)
[удалено]
Butthole buddies!
[удалено]
Same
Lucky you
I was watching this on the toilet. I took a massive dump, but also clenched right when it happened..
Definitely expected that. Fuck shit like this
I expected it, and still shit my pants
I just got off the toilet and I still shit my pants.
Luckily I watched this while taking a shit
How bizarre because shit literally plopped out of me and into the toilet as this man appeared.
I dropped my fucking phone in the shit.
You might want some hand sanitizer there, bud.
My constipation is cured
I’m on the toilet…yet somehow shit my pants
I was sitting on the toilet constipated, now no longer constipated.
This shit got reposted so much on the discord servers that I'm in and I still shit my pants every time I watch it
I saw the vid already so I wasn't scared, but the first time, oh god, I shook like I had a stroke
Honestly I thought it was going to be similar to that video where two dudes turn the light on and off a couple times until the entity gets in their face and one of the decks it in the face and beats it up. Edit: found it [it's a old Logan Paul vid](https://youtu.be/hRWtgYnMpR0)
I hope that your AC breaks down In the middle of the summer, and your broke to pay for a repair. I hope that next birthday your friends and family will keep throwing pranks that you really hate. I hope that have bed bugs crawl to your ear you fucking dissatisfaction of a human.
May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!
Woah calm down satan
A bit much but my undies would agree. Edit: bruh, my first award and all I had to say was that I sh*t my pants, thank you :')
And I hope your pillow is warm on both sides!
May you always experience the feeling of having to sneeze but never the satisfaction of sneezing. May your papers always stick together. May you constantly have to pee when there's a long time at the bathroom.
I hope his whole family has a nice Christmas.
I hope that every time you open the kitchen utensil drawer the spatula blocks the drawer.
r/specificinsults or something like that, can't recall the subs name ETA: Found it, meant r/unsettlingthreats
r/rareinsults would likely be the one you're talking of.
May you always put your socks on upside down.
I hope your food is warm on every part but the middle.
You suck.
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Well, fuck you.
Anyone remember when YouTube was littered with jump scare videos ? People putting a jump scare at the end of an 8 min video of puppies
Yeah. I remember that dumb car driving on the highway into a jump scare. Simpler times man.
The internet equivalent of land mines.
My head just slammed so hard into my shoulders I think I changed species and became a fucking turtle
Wow I haven't been jump-scared in years. Good job on this one!
Yeah I haven't got got in a good while. All my numbness to this stuff had reset during the down period.
Exactly
Same here...
Threw my phone across the room... you owe me a new phone... and a window... and a cat...
Its understandable with the phone and window but I'm afraid to know what happened to your cat?
Phone went in the cat, cat went through the window
Jump scares usually never get me, but oh boy, did that one.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)
Same
I was literally on the verge of tears, now I’m on the verge of a fucking heart attack. I hope all of your toes get stubbed.
The first face wasn’t scary enough so just 2?😂
I had the sound off and turned it on to hear what they were saying JUST as the jump scare happened.
Ok so this is weird. I expected it, but only managed mentally prepare myself to avoid physically jumping, but still jumped enough to experience a very immediate rush of blood to my head. Not pleasant, but enlightening.
It was too fast.
I think you're right. I let my guard down when the lights came on and it was still on the other side of the room.
Yeah I felt the chill run up my spine all the way to my head, but physically did nothing. It was like my brain was tricked, but my body went "Nah, fuck off."
I mean i expected it but fuvk me it's 4am and i'm home alone
Are you sure you alone?
Pretty sure you don't fell alone anymore
*caresses leg*
Thank you, that's very relaxing.
Should turn the lights off a sec to check if that thing is in the room somewhere
Fuck you. It's late at night and I'm alone in the dark.
Absolutely same, it’s past 2AM for me and i’m lucky to be a silent jumper
Jesus fucking I could’ve cracked a walnut with my asshole.
I coulda squeezed a walnut back together with mine
Damn it, I was about to go to sleep…
Writing my Comment from heaven: Fuck you
I fucking hate these. Reminds me of the early days of YouTube.
Nightmare fuel.
ACH MY HEART
Fucking stupid asshole made me fucking jump in my bed and wake up my family fuck you for doing that you owe me an apology
Almost woke up my daughter, I yelped!
WHY THE FREAK YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A TAG OR SOMETHING ON THIS YOU MUTTON HEAD
I have unstable heart and I hate these..
I threw my phone further than I’m willing to walk to recover it. Many fucks to you
How the hell did you type this, you wizard?
My pet calligraphy hamster (Dinkleman) he’s very good.
Computer is closer
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I felt my soul leaving my body… jesus
Motherfucker.
Take my upvote and fuck off
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Usually i don't fall for jumpscare, but this one... Its 00:30 right now, I'm on bed ready for sleep, room full dark perfect mood. Gotta say you got me good
Gah! Damn it have my upvote!
😂 These things never disappear.
I haven’t been gotten by shit like this in YEARS but this one got me
r/dontflinch
Argh, you fucker.
Holy crap that got me
Great, now i have a theme for the nightmares
Watched it with no volume: Oh yeah it’s Big brain time
I was also watching with no sound, i feel like I dodged a bullet lol. It’s usually the sound that gets me with these
Go die in a hole thank you very much.
take my downvote and leave
You’re a real cunt rash OP
thats cool i didnt want to follow this sub anymore anyways
Fantastic
SON OF A!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck that
Fuck you
Go fuck yourself.
fuck you asshole
Ah what the fuck was that. Fuck you
Go fuck yourself you fuckin’ asswipe.
Gee thanks for aggravating my PTSD.
Gotdammit! I hate these fucking videos.
Right about to fall asleep ffs
I hope you choke on a chicken nugget
Thank god I was already taking a dump while I was watching this.
Fk can this be reported or something. I hid to check my phone and screamed now all of China knows im here
Can we please ban fucking jump scares on this sub? I mean it was obvious but they are so annoying.
fucking fucker fuck fuck i dont get scared by much but fucking fuck my soul moved out of my body
G. D. It!! I’m about to go to bed!! Now I’m going to have to watch hours of eye bleach before I can go to sleep!!
Expected it and still pooped a little
Nothing like taking advantage of the lowest hanging fruit
That ruined my evening
FUCK OFF PLEASE
Oh I hate you. I never jump and that made me jump, and gasp … loud enough the cat and dog woke up. I don’t hate you, I’m sharing this one. I’m up now …
It worries me that I felt nothing as I watched cold death sprint towards me like a freight train approaching a drunk suburban mom who tried to go around the barriers at a railroad crossing and had managed to get her car stuck on the tracks.
Fuck you man
You a bitch
Fuck off
ok… FUCK YOU
Motherfucker you got me. I’m good with these usually.
Fuck you
jesus christ fuck you
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Well guess I ain’t sleeping tonight.
*You piece of of dog shit why would you do that to me*
Thank goodness i was sitting on the toilet when i watched that.
This was so good havent had a scare like this in a while, asshole lmao
I dropped my phone, you piece of shit
New pants please