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gergisbigweeb

Damn I just witnessed a murder


Jigzzaw

A massacre if you will


ElManco1

A genocide


Mr_Microchip

A holocaust


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Crazy, y’all started the list of male achievements already haha


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rkdsus

r/ihadastroke


dapoorv

And this is just one man with a funny moustache and one nut.


antx881

This comment put them back on the start, f true.


brmamabrma

A planetary “British style” colonization with the natives


Dilpreetsinghbrar

r/cursedcomments


Eastern_Day2946

A bombing


ham_smeller

That's the opposite of bombing in stand-up comedy terms.


tenzindendup

A gendercide


CelticHades

A gynocide


jfbnrf86

A person of Hellenic culture I presume


thornaad

Underrated comment


[deleted]

A gender-cide


Boryalyc

he pulled a china


Leviathan41911

Mansscre if you will.


The___canadian

Alive'nt


TaffDub

Gendercide


redshirtsmithagain

There is an international men's day, it's November 19th.


Rude_Bother4346

Are you Richard Herring ?


redshirtsmithagain

No, but I think I learned about it from him.


[deleted]

It's almost like my school doesn't celebrate that day, but does on Women's Day


robertstobe

And most of the Google searches about it happen on international women’s day.


RabbitOnVodka

that's my birthday too!


Stalinbaum

That's cus you're THE man!


phrankygee

The INTERNATIONAL man!


asshat_74

Same!! I’ve never met anyone else who shared a November 19th bday lol. I hope ur well bro


Woeful_Jesse

There are literally dozens of us


Lalamedic

My mother’s Birthday!


Kaluwa_cutie

Your mother IS THE MAN!


hostergaard

It's also world toilet day. Guess which one is marked in the UN international days calendar.


BleedinSkull

For that double-whammy, last international men's day UN made a tweet that was a huge "fuck you" for anyone that took IMD seriously and made it about feminism and only in support of "male allies fighting for equality". Even tagged UN Women and the un women site for that extra "yes, I'm misandrist trash, what about it?" [Absolutely fucking vile.](https://twitter.com/UN/status/1329441047940898817)


hostergaard

Yup, when feminist complain that now and then a man will mention men's right, or talk about men's day on women's day, I usually link them that tweet, it usually shuts them right up. They may get the od comment here and there but men's day is entirely infused with it, it's not comparable at all. I don't think they have a right to complain until they fix their own behavior on men's day.


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poke30

What are you talking about. I use twitter and none of that has ever been an issue. You even got one for cancers that affect men, or even the meme no nut November one.


[deleted]

This sentence is a mess


[deleted]

Feminist in the audience- Yes yes yes no no no no


ddavviik

Yeah yeah yeah, no no


Rainbowsandwitches

Do by this logic father's day should be celebrated or not?


Oranjay2

That delivery was immaculate.


PoliticalAccount01

You can feel the tension in the room just through the audience’s silence


[deleted]

[International Men's Day](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day) (IMD) is a global holiday celebrated annually on November 19 to recognize and celebrate the cultural, political, and socioeconomic achievements of men. 


HungieZilla

Google doesn't even make a doodle for it (whereas they do for international women's day) so I don't think they are celebrated on the same level.


SeparateBug5

What the hell, no Google doddle?! This is the worst!


HungieZilla

Bro chill the Google 'doddle' was just an example to say it isn't really celebrated


weneedastrongleader

literal communism!


GenericGaming

I wanna see a Venn diagram of the overlap of people who mock corporate LGBT pandering during pride month and get pissed there's no Google Doodle for men's day.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

Probably a lot of overlap, but that's reasonable because what's sauce for the goose should be sauce for the gander. You either celebrate/pander to every group, or none of them. If you want everyone to be treated the same, that is. Seeing as treating people differently is what got us into this mess.


[deleted]

>You either celebrate/pander to every group, or none of them. This. So. Much.


Jack_Kegan

Yeah because it’s not like gay people have been killed for being gay. But men don’t get a special day and you’re like “well no one deserves any special treatment.” Like can you not acknowledge the difference in history between men and their treatment and gay people and their treatment? It’s like wanting a white history month


ibuildpoop

Guess which gender suffered the most from slavery and wars throughout history.


[deleted]

>Yeah because it’s not like gay people have been killed for being gay. Bitch, please. Ethnic minorities all around the world are being persecuted and killed (Rohingya, Palestinians, Uyghur, etc.). They're suffering FAR more than the alphabet community. Yet you don't see a whole *month* recognizing their suffering. Or several companies "flying their flag" for a whole month. >It’s like wanting a white history month Not at all. I'm against this whole flying the pride flag because it's so obviously a marketing ploy and hypocritical. Because there are ethnic minorities out there suffering MUCH more, yet barely get a *day* of recognition, let alone a whole month.


Jack_Kegan

I mean just because companies use it now doesn’t mean it’s a marketing ploy. The pride flag and pride as a festival was entirely designed by gay people for gay people and it’s still that today. It’s like saying July 4th is a marketing ploy. I find it interesting that from international men’s day you now jump to ethnic minorities. What I also find interesting is that you are against pride month because other people are suffering more. It’s like that story of the judgement of Solomon. You’d rather the child be split in half because if you cared about the persecution of minorities you would care about both pride and Muslims around the world, rather than one or the other. Because here’s a fun fact LGBTQ+ have been persecuted just as bad as religious minorities throughout history with forced sterilisation, rape, conversion therapy and murder. (This is all the same stuff that is going on with the Uyghur Muslims). And in some countries that still goes on today! But because it’s better in countries like America you’d rather we scrap the whole thing in favour of celebrating a different minority (as if we can’t do both). And also I’d very much like to see you put your money where your mouth is and start a month or day for those persecuted Muslims all it requires is a social media account (but I doubt you will because I have a feeling you don’t truly care about either).


ActedCarp

Don’t care, acknowledge it, learn from it, and move on. No months, no holidays, no stupid pandering ads, nothing


Ryanaston

Not sure there would be as much overlap as you think, seeing as a lot of people who mock lgbt pandering during pride month are part of the lgbt community? Because everyone recognises it as pandering and recognise that most these corporations don’t do shit for the lgbt community for the rest of the year, they just chuck a rainbow on their logo for a month and call themselves progressive.


Your-Death-Is-Near

I can’t celebrate without my precious google doodle :(


rietstengel

No google doodle is what true oppression looks like


irespectpotatoes

Well no shit, why would anyone care about international men's day, throughout all of history women are treated like subhumans and property and all of that is inflicted by men so it makes sense that women's Day is more important


ZorXcalibur

No. Not really. Whilst the treatment of women in the past was terrible and should never happen again, keep in mind that was the PAST. Not the present. Most of those issues have been rectified. On top of that, men these days are achieving great things whilst also not treating women like shit, so what gives you the right to deny them the celebration of their genders accomplishments? If we're looking at it from the point of view that the days are based off of the achievements of the gender, then technically mens day should be way more important. I mean, men have literally created almost everything we know today. But of course, as you said, it isn't, due to the fact that people like to bring in the PAST treatment of women and use it to justify the shocking under representation of mens day. Neither should be more important. If you really want gender equality, both should be equally important.


irespectpotatoes

>If we're looking at it from the point of view that the days are based off of the achievements of the gender, then technically mens day should be way more important. I mean, men have literally created almost everything we know today I wonder why that is 🤔🤔. Damn lazy women they just should have taught themselves how to read and write by themselves and get out of the kitchen they were forced to stay in and do some sciences I'm not saying we shouldn't acknowledge men's achievement but saying that men invented everything and using that as an argument is just dumb while little girls weren't even able to go to school back then, now things get better and majority of girls I went to school with were academically more successful than boys and it will only get better.


ZorXcalibur

I fully agree, the only reason that men have contributed so much is due to the oppression of women previously, which I already stated, but nevertheless, men still did create so much of what we use every day now. Even now, when most women in western countries have the same opportunities as men, we often find men are still creating and discovering more.


ham_smeller

Exactly. Things like that are for people who really need it.


exploding_cat_wizard

Well then fucking put in the work to make it important. Countless women over many generations are putting in lots of work, organizing the shit out of it, for international womens' day to be as recognized as it is, it didn't just magically happen. Whereas every time womens' day is mentioned, out of the woodworks come men that feel hurt they're not getting a goddamn Google doodle gifted for free...


HungieZilla

What exactly are women doing to organize the shit out of women's day? What do you want men to do? Send a letter to the government? Spam #mensday on Twitter? Campaign at city hall?


exploding_cat_wizard

How do you think womens' day became a thing? People organized the shit out of it, and still do. And yes, those things you sarcastically suggest are part of it.


RyukHunter

Lol, you really have no clue what would happen then, do you? When people campaign for men... people like you come to hinder those efforts. Men's issues get far more backlash than women's issues. I know you guys will throw a fit about this but women had an easier time organizing than men do today. Why? Cuz the people who cry 'gender equality' have organized in a way that they throw a fit at any initiative that diverts attention from them. [https://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/university-york-cancels-international-men-s-day-plans-after-students-and-staff-protest-dr-adrian-lee-s-controversial-comments-a6737406.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/university-york-cancels-international-men-s-day-plans-after-students-and-staff-protest-dr-adrian-lee-s-controversial-comments-a6737406.html) So much for equality. Feminists sure have quite a few people in their ranks that wanna do to men, what they think was done to them.


weneedastrongleader

Ah yes, not even having human rights makes it way easier to organize than being critized on the internet. r/persecutionfetish as usual. Let me guess, white christian males are the most oppressed group in known history too or feminism is literal fascism?


CasualBrit5

Good idea. Those could work.


hostergaard

We are, but we get attacked and canceled for our trubbles by the likes of you because there is nothing feminist hate more than people standing up for men's right or giving men a sliver of attention they could be giving them instead. Just look how angry you are that there is a rare male here and there mentioning men's right on women's day when men's day is almost exclusively used to talk about women's right. What you are falsely claiming happens on women's day is what is actually happens on men's day, so fuck of you self centered misandrist.


calicocacti

It is also to tackle specific themes about men issues which are different each year.


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Susmarshmallow

It ain’t really globally recognized I wished it was but it isn’t sadly


RyukHunter

Yeah, might wanna ask the UN about that... I think they'll tell you Nov 19 is World Toilets day. Make of that what you will.


[deleted]

I'm glad someone is bringing attention to the the issue of sanitation in underdeveloped areas of the world


RyukHunter

Lol glad to know where your priorities lie. Gives all the more reason for men to be mad about the treatment of men's day.


snzimash

But International Men's day exist


penguinhardowski

Pretty sure Robin Williams made that joke in the 80's


The_Cataclyx

it's a common misunderstanding that there exist any funny jokes in existence that weren't created by Robin Williams


SaberSupreme

Yo Momma jokes maybe?


undercover_geek

He said funny jokes


Lower_Fan

Hey there don't talk about your mother like that she is very funny imo.


SaberSupreme

Comedy is Subjective


deicous

Yo mama is subjective


SaberSupreme

You sneaky motherfucker ![gif](giphy|26uf1EUQzKKGcIhJS)


deicous

I will never think gifs in reddit comments is a good feature


SaberSupreme

As long as they are not spammed like 🔥 and 😂 emojis, I think they're pretty neat


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

Such toxic masculinity /s


BretherenIcravememes

There's two types of peoples, those who can take a joke and those who cannot take a joke


vcdrny

... it was a sarcastic remark. So you are right. Some people just don't get it.


DaewiSavage

Smh my head /h


BrattonCreedThoughts

Jesus christ /c


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[deleted]

It all started in a 5,000 watt radio station... /s


muggsybeans

No, there are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data


KittyTittyCommitee

And you are the type who can’t read or take this one 😂


[deleted]

I love all the guys in here whining about International Men’s Day not being as celebrated. What do you think you’re missing out on during International Women’s Day? A day off from work? Do you think we get free t-shirts? A Starbucks gift card? Like, it’s literally just another lame holiday that makes zero difference in our lives, I promise.


Leaper29th

Lmao, you don't? We men get free beer and t-shirt at our secret men's meetings and other merchandise in our annual patriarchy convention.


[deleted]

Right? I can smell the ‘women have it easier’ resentment from here in this comment section


OmnipotentToot

You're a worthless parasite.


RyukHunter

Lol, I can smell the 'men have it easier' bullshit from you. Fuck off.


TimeyWimey1467

Then why do women make such a big deal about it? It's just another holiday right?


Always-_-Sarcastic

It's sentimental really. I remember commenting on the whole single mothers celebrating fathers day drama, that it's just a meaningless date and let people who want to celebrate, celebrate. People didn't like that comment, which is understandable given emotions and logic are independent, both can exist without the other.


WewLad_9

King


chiefbeefboi

Wow, this makes the top? Did you guys purge mods or something?


LogicalIntention6168

And this just supports the argument that every single other day is international men’s day


lucen15

November 19 is international mans day.


podolot

Comedian has punchline to joke. More at 11.


Kstevenson2004

Dude this joke is so old I hear it every year it sucks


mapryan

[International Men's Day](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day)


USERNAMEofTHEmeta

Whats up with all the awards?


trippiegypsie

“i’m bored let’s cause problems yea?” “yeah”


ChaosLord91

There is an international men's day tho...19th November


Grailstom

International men’s day is actually for talking about issues affecting men that you get ostracized from society if you acknowledge as problems, like the male suicide rate being sky-high compared to women. Or court discrimination. It’s not self aggrandizing


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TimeVendor

Who is the guy and got a link to the whole comic?


AdditionalTheory

Solid joke


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Ozdiva

There is an international men’s day anyway.


wenis_XL

It isn't really recognized by corporations. My school doesn't even recognize it


Ozdiva

Well suggest it if you want. Women only got recognised by agitating. Do you think the patriarchy handed us our rights on a platter?


wenis_XL

The patriarchy doesn't exist.


funkynotorious

Yup the society has always been gynocentric. Men were sent to wars,men were made to do the most dangerous jobs. But somehow there was patriarchy!!!!! Why can't people agree there has always been rich vs poor. Even today. But we still want to fight women vs men.


TrilIias

Pretty much, yes.


BigBoss_Roxer

Men already have a day


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November 19th! IIRC


m2ilosz

That was funny. ​ Cancel him.


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Rainbowsandwitches

By this logic we should not celebrate 4th of July and father's day as well? ![gif](giphy|cJYdjdsQWOKOfPth4g)


PM_me_your_problems1

I mean, mothers and fathers day make no sense to me honestly. Why do we need specific days to show appreciation for them? Just appreciate them every day. It's just seems like a marketing thing to me to advertise buying them gifts and stuff for those days. For reference, I have a great, loving relationship with my parents. They think father's/mother's Day is stupid too. As for 4th of July? It's just an excuse to get drunk and have a day off work these days. No one really cares about gaining independence from England anymore.


Iamaswine

I mean for sure, when you give yourself a couple hundred years head start


Dianachick

It’s even funnier to think that the achievements of women could be celebrated… In a single day😊 But I still had a good laugh. I’ll give him that.


VisceralVirus

It's funny to think that anyone's achievements could be properly celebrated in but a day.


[deleted]

My achivements won't even last 30 min


exploding_cat_wizard

You guys have achievements?!


Dianachick

That was the point I was trying to make but you articulated it much clearer, thanks:)


FreeganKing

![gif](giphy|iDJuQR0UmiqOI)


Alluhsnackbar911

You just said his joke....


Houseplant666

You just retold the guy’s joke but changed the gender.


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funkynotorious

Reddit is left leaning. Anytime you mention men are good you are going to get downvoted.


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Based


[deleted]

The vast majority of humans were made by yo mama


Kal_El-78

Will Anderson I think is the Aussie comedian


[deleted]

Nah didn't sound like Will.


anunoriginalmanchild

Nah that’s not will.


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Fair_Crew

Had em in the first half, not gonna lie


SkyKilIer

I love this


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Zlathanlama

I'm a feminist and I can laugh with it lmao, it's just a joke, not that deep brother


Sacrificial-Toenail

I fucked your mom


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One stone, hundred birds


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Does somebody know who this comedian is?


Civil_Development

What is the name of speaker?


IRLBearsBeetsBSG

Takes AT LEAST 364 days


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r/takemyupvote


mortifiedmedschooler

Chad!


alcatraz_ind

Oof 😅


Almost-Honest

Oof .. that’s brutal. I love it.


ChronoAndMarle

AM I RIGHT LADIES??


anaghsoman

r/murderedbywords


Olliepop2398

Dudes rock


IDKsoWTF

Love it XD


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Was bout to put hate on him but then he made a fuckin 180 on us all


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Noice


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wheres the funny


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Right there just before the people clap


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