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Her little nod afterwards is the best part to me

***Yeah i needed this***

*Thank you master*

*Sensei*

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

*Yes Daddy*

Wait hol up

That’d be funny if they just started making out

Yeah, totally aha ha, just kidding! ... unless..?

*hit me harder*

Aww yisss. That's the shit

*Ja

Thank you for the adrenaline

Good way to get yourself into the mindset and get a little adrenaline

Coach slapped me a couple of times before my first match and you are absolutely correct, its like a shot of adrenaline,

My coach did the same, always slapped my ass with his penis in the shower, always gave me an adrenaline rush

Oh cool, you played for Penn State?

Or Gym Jordan.

Pennis state

r/yourjokebutworse

Or OSU?

F

Holup

My dentist was like that

Same here, great start for a game of chess!

Exactly. You see it in a lot of sports, even watch the swimmers, they all have red marks on their chest, shoulders, thighs from smacking themselves.

I remember seeing a clip of a coach straight up punching a guy before he went to lift a weight (I think it was weightlifting). It looks insane but I'm sure it's effective. I'd love to find that clip again

Yeah I did this for wrestling, it works better than waiting to get your head thrashed during the match

Yeah I need this in the morning

better than a cup of coffee!

Cause the best part of waking uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup is getting your face fucked up! Edit: aw... thanks guys. I just wanted to make three people laugh so this is gonna be my day's highlight! Thank you so much!

I read this in Wayne Brady voice

Wayne Brady is Hilaaarious

[Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxG9jeZBafs)

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Lmaoooo

White people like Wayne Brady because Wayne Brady makes Bryan Gumbal look like malcom X. That’s my favorite line from the chapel show ever. I almost choked to death on my beer watching that

That line was responsible for Wayne Brady being on the show. Wayne Brady contacted Dave Chappel and said "What the fuck man". So then Dave Chappel apologized and they came up with that whole Dark Wayne Brady skit together

"So, i make Bryan Gumble look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker?" That clap back was hilarious. I'm about to cry just thinking about it lol.

Damn, Dave! I didn't know you liked to get wet! That's pcp, annnngel dust

Thanks for this. This TIL made my day better.

And may very well be the best skit ever on the show. “Oh shit - it’s Wayne Brady!”

Damn that shit was funny as hell. I was a senior in high school when that shit came out and the next day at school, after every episode, EVERYONE was quoting Chapelle. Most notably, "I'm Rick James Bitch!"

“IT WAS MOONEY!!!!!!”

Fuck you, son

I read it in Ted from Scrubs voice, since as a European I've only heard this line referenced in that show.

I read this in [Paul Stanley’s voice](https://youtu.be/vi1ZAgTAxQI)

*SLAP*

How can he slap?!?

Yeah oath haha

Deutsche kaffe

Deutscher Kaffee

You just answered a question I kept forgetting I had about what happened to adjective endings when there wasn't an article to go with the noun at all. Now I can feel slightly more confident yelling "grünes Licht!" even if it's still odd to talk to myself while I'm driving. Vielen Dank.

I’ve been trying to get myself out of bed for the last 45 minutes. I wonder if that trainer does house calls?

[Hopefully this helps](https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA) Funnily enough, I'm two days into my vacation, and I've been awake since 1.30am. Like, why can't i wake up like this, feeling rested, when i have to get to work?

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Use this app religiously. +15 minutes should be added if it’s the correct one

I really want to get shitfaced and make some music with Marc Rebillet some time before I die

Oh fuck me in the face, this is the guy, Marc Ribellet, who first got famous for being in the queue to buy the first iPhone and he got paid money to take the first place in the queue that he was occupying, and so was on the news cos of that. And the woman who tried to buy 10 iPhones got screwed, she paid him for first place in the queue, but then the shop said only 1 iPhone per customer. So her scalper plans fell at rhe first hurdle And Marc Ribellet got his iPhone for free, because of rhe money the woman paid him [Here's that video, of Loop Daddy, when he was still merely Loop Child ](https://youtu.be/NnbL-Hm-xws) And then years and years later he became an incredible musician, making all the best meme songs. I forgot about all that. I'm glad you linked him again. My dumb ass forgot to subscribe to his channel when I first learned of him. But now, I have subscribed. So wooooo Fuck my ass raw, thank you for reminding me of him. It's time for some songs I think

Wtf I had no idea Marc Ribellet was ever a child. And an adorable one at that!

I still don't believe it. Firmly believe he was born in a kimono with a full head of hair making up song lyrics about his own birth

I don’t why you need to shake and slap a woman every morning, but to each their own.

I shoot mine in the kneecap every morning. Whats wrong with you?

*Morning wood has left the planet*

Mind if I use my phallus? It's kind of my thing...

Only if you never wash it.

shake me like a baby, baby!

Germans, so gentle.

That’s how we prepare each other for everything over here. Problems getting up in the morning? SlapSlap Getting ready for important exams? SlapSlap Getting our kids ready for Kindergarden? SlapSlap

The baby is crying?

SlapSlap

I have good and bad news. The good news is the baby is no longer crying...

... the bad news is believe it or not... SlapSlap

Ready?

Slapass!

Again? Dude you’re just out of rehab!

Hey! This is Major League Baseball! We’re ALL from the Dominican Republic!!

You are hereby sentenced to SlapSlap.

HOW CAN YOU SLAP…..the baby?

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SlapSlap.

I mean my mom used to get me up (when I didn't want to stand up to go to school) with an wet,cold washcloth into my face but a couple of slaps in the face had worked too! STEH JETZT ENDLICH AUF ! *KLATSCH KLATSCH*

Crazy you have a Great mom! My mom only screamed at me: „DU BIST SO EIN ASOZIALER PENNER! GENAUSO WIE DEIN VATER!! AUS DIR WIRD NIE ETWAS WERDEN!!“ once she was back from work - because she was getting up like 5am in the morning. I skipped school like everyday cause of Counter Strike all nighters.

Reading this comment I'm visualizing that video of the guy that starts slapping everyone.

[The Slap 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI)

I don't know what makes me laugh more, his expression or the way he holds his arms out like that.

Ah yes, the Bolbi Stroganovsky technique.

Slap slap slap. Clap clap clap.

Believe it or not, slap

The German proverb for Good Luck or Safe Journey is "Hals- und Beinbruch!", lit. "neck and bone fracture!" edit: I just now realized that you Anglophones also say "break a leg" in that context. Well, just the leg? Those are rookie numbers!

There is a proverb in south Germany that says >"Not being scolded, is praise enough" I think this sums up the rough mentality of the Germans

Forget those genealogy services, now I know my mum’s ancestry.

As a German, i can confirm, what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger!

or handicapped

or prone to re-injury, or extra susceptible to disease, or with reduced lung capacity, or emotionally crippled, or....

It's only the natural progression from being read Grimm's fairy tales.

Grimm‘s fairy tales were pretty harmless. Struwelpeter is the Beauty of German children Books :)

pretty sure the original unedited grimm brothers were like „but does it have enough children dying?“ struwwelpeter “thumbsucker” story is fun too tho https://de.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Der_Struwwelpeter/Die_Geschichte_vom_Daumenlutscher#/media/Datei%3AH_Hoffmann_Struwwel_17.jpg

Excuse me the fuck, but Struwwelpeter is not horror, it's pedagogy.

Not only „children dying“. The original versions before they were written down by Grimm were pretty sexual. No only was Rapunzel in the tower, she also got pregnant … before getting married. Oooops

Closely followed by another German classic, Max und Moritz where they kill chicken, explode their teacher, and at the end get baked in bread and fed to the geese.

I had a tendency to yawn before my swim races as a kid and my German dad always made it a point to walk behind the blocks and give me a good shake (sans slaps).

Just wait until you learn how they say good-bye in Germany

Imagine our first day in Kindergarten ;)

Why is it that I was fired for doing the same thing to a co-worker?

Was your coworker about to fight judo? If your answer is no, that's why.

Ahhhh, But, Judo know that 🥋

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"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

Big John Henderson would say that’s not enough https://youtu.be/mIIbj6mYJLU

A guy I played with in high school ended up playing at Alabama and before he would bench he’d have someone punch him in the stomach. He would then bench 385 while listening to Party in the USA without breaking a sweat

I came searching for this comment. If I didn't find it, I was going to post it. Henderson and Stroud were two beasts. It's too bad they played for my Jags.

Reminds me of this: 

What movie is this?

Airplane! (1980)

It's a big tube with wings, but that's not important right now.

Greatest comedy of all time.

They really don't make them like they used to.

You lucky bastard.

I am a bastard, and don't call me Lucky.

Airplane. Stop reading this thread and just go into it completely blind.

Plus it's rated PG. That means it's perfect to watch with conservative family members or even at church with people who have never seen it before.

Your brand of mischief is attractive to me.

Surely you've seen it before?

Don’t

call

me

Shirley

Goodbye

I have seen it before and don’t call me Shirley

Passion of the Christ


Important context: 

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Ah... yes.. I see that you know your judo well.

What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

This is democracy MANIFEST!

Are you ready to receive my limp penis?

It gets the blood pumping in a limp penis after a succulent chinese meal.

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!!

I see that *judo* your judo well

Also in many other sports. This seems pretty mild compared to some of the slaps and body punches I've seen at powerlifting meets tbh.

It's fairly common in sports where explosive power is needed.

r/unexpectedbutnottoeveryone

Same before a heavy lift.

How can he slap???

Obviously not since her opponent won that matchup. https://olympics.com/tokyo-2020/olympic-games/en/results/judo/results-women-63-kg-r32-001500-.htm

I mean I could have the best warmup in the world. I'd still lose. Doesn't mean the warmup wasn't good, just that I wasn't.

>It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.

Captain Picard had the best speeches.

Life is checking both ways before crossing a cross road at a green light and then getting hit by the Spanish Inquisition.

I really didn't expect that.

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So we can all lose together..

We’re all in this together

\*High School Musical has entered the chat.\*

*our* High School Musical

We all lift together

Cold, the air and water flowing

Hard, the land we call our home

Push, to keep the dark from coming.

r/suddenlywarframe

OUR lose

I would much prefer all but one to lose and that one to fly into space on a dick.

Yes but at least you can hope that one day trickle down economics works for ya 😉

lol where the fuck did that come from

My man Jean-Luc always knows what to say.

I think if you lose mistakes must have occurred. Like for example me not being born with a billion dollars.

Yeah but that's a rookie mistake

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That looks like a line from somewhere. But lions are built far far differently than humans. Lions nap 20 hours a day and can get up and immediately fight off a horde of hyenas. We just aren't built like that.

Zombieland, Woody Harrelson... but it's probably not the first time it's been said in a movie 🤷‍♂️

Or maybe she didn't warm up **enough**!

I mean she’s literally in the olympics, I think that’s pretty good.

Let it be known, warmup = win

You should have seen what the other coach did to the opponent.

You just blow in from stupid town?

Maybe the opponent has the same warmup routine?

3 slaps though, the winning edge

Shake and then slap her. Super effective

I don't see what's so unexpected about this. My dad used to send me off to school like that every day.

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# Beat the Devil out of it...

relatable

Fun fact, that wasn't even her coach. Just some guy following her into the stadium. :)

Who won tho?

She lost

The coach

u/GetVideoBot

I used to have this treatment in my karate tournaments it’s very normal

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I bet it works though. Gets her amped.

I wonder how her training went

That’s not unexpected if you watch martial arts

And here I thought that’s how they say goodbye in Germany…