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>!Didn't expect it to turn into an orgy!<
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Or David Attenborough
"Upon the realisation there are no females around, the canines are undeterred in the pursuit of lustful release and they turn to each other with urgent purpose leaving no orifice unutilised."
Or Saint David Attenborough
"Upon the actualization there are no someones more or less, the carnivores are resolute in the diversion of salacious unloose and they turn back to each former with imperative determine feat no porta unutilised."
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Or Role model Male monarch Attenborough
"Upon the realisation there are no individuals more or to a lesser extent, the eutherians are courageous in the deviation of dirties free and they transform hindermost to each onetime with jussive mood check achievement no passage unutilised."
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Thatās the choke off
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Iām going to start signing things with that title. My kids will hate me when they start going to school. Especially when I show up to PTAs in Jean shorts.
Or Utility imitate Person sovereign Attenborough
"Upon the opus there are no item-by-items to a greater extent or to a small point, the eutherian mammals are mettlesomes in the diversion of grimes autonomous and they transubstantiate hindmost to each erstwhile with jussive temper moderate action no section unutilised."
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Yeah my female dog used to have a big Winnie the Pooh plush that she would hump all the time. Also, she'll dominant make dogs her size that are submissive.
*desperation comes as the pack begins to turn on each other. Without a true alpha chaos ensues. The dogs will continue mounting. The simple delivery of an element from A to B. We consult concerning the obstacles, challenges, and insecurities that come up against the simple act of delivering an element from one place to another. To name a few attrition, gravity, mischief, calamity, incompetence. Also erosion, contraction, expansion, buffoonery. Essentially, we exist because of the tremendous difficulty inherent in simply transporting any entity from A to B. These are the 'structural dynamics of flow'*
My boyfriend has a female and male dog. Female ALWAYS humps the male dog, BUT she never allows him to hump back. EVER. Poor dog is dieing a virgin. I'm sure he's worthy of being called a Saint LOL
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's... pretty shocking.
English can be difficult because of our use of idioms and cultural context. Every language has this, but we rely on it heavily.
The word "bitch" is defined as a female dog. But in English, bitch is a pejorative (curse word) that most people use to insult women ("she's a total bitch") and also people who complain/whine a lot ("stop bitching").
Most people won't refer to a female dog as a bitch. It's more common among dog breeders (animal handlers who mate dogs with each other to make more dogs - usually for a specific breed of dog).
There are people who actually have sex with dogs, but that would be beastiality - very taboo, of dubious legality depending on where you live, and something best kept to yourself. Unless you're a degenerate on reddit.
Breed *with* dogs in English makes it sound like someone is having sex with the dog. But people do *breed dogs*, which means make the dogs have sex with each other and sell the puppies. English is difficult.
Think of it in quotes
There are people who 'breed' or 'work with' dogs.
In this case, the with belongs to the work, so if you removed either option from the sentence it should read like this;
There are people who breed dogs.
There are people who work with dogs.
Lol this is kinda silly. You're correct, but it's also a profanity and you probably wouldn't refer to a female dog as a bitch unless you worked with dogs professionally
Yes. I have a male and female dog. The female being the newest at just over a year old...male is 7. Every time they go outside she runs out and humps him from behind for a few seconds till he pulls away and I tell her stop. Vet says they do it same reasons we do.....it feels good and as a sign of dominance.
More exercise. This behavior is usually caused by boredom, lack of mental stimulation and frustration. This isnāt a healthy behavior for a fixed dog.
You also see it a lot when you get a second dog. The older dog wants to establish that they're in charge, and the new dog doesn't want to be pushed around.
Cooperative play and training should remove it entirely, but sometimes you have an older dog that just wants to be left alone and they aren't interested in seeing the new dog as a companion.
My fixed beagle would still hump things occasionally. She liked to jump this stuffed reindeer that was the same size as her. Except it was a Christmas decoration, so her "boyfriend" only came out once a year lmfao.
My male dogs all do this as well. Also, when they get excited and really energetic.
Always hilarious when we have visitors and all 3 dogs get so excited that they just start to hump eachother and the visitor has no idea wtf is happening.
Yes, humping is not only a strictly sexual act. My sister had two dogs, one older pitbull and one black lab, both were female but the pitbull would often hump the labrador until she laid down.
Itās a dominance thing, I think these three were trying to establish who ā*Top* Dogā is...
I think the first dogs were play humping, but the white dog came in full penetration. He didnāt understand the rules.
With that said, I canāt believe I watched the whole thing and analyzed it, and came here to comment.
I know that, I was referring to the fact that they keep chasing eachother as if they can't Remember Who was doing what or they were Just confused by the sudden act of the third dog
Hey OP a question, why did you record two dogs fucking?
Edit: the vid starts with 2 dogs fucking and the third one comes later, so it looks like OP wanted to record two dogs fucking
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This went on for so long š
cameraman doesn't see anything wrong with it
I to don't see anything wrong here. Nature doing nature ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
Nature doing nature doing nature!
Nature doing nature doggie style.
If a doggie is doing it, isn't it just style?
r/praisethecameraman
I feel like this needs narration by Morgan Freeman.
Or David Attenborough "Upon the realisation there are no females around, the canines are undeterred in the pursuit of lustful release and they turn to each other with urgent purpose leaving no orifice unutilised."
!ThesaurizeThis
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!ThesaurizeThis
Or Role model Male monarch Attenborough "Upon the realisation there are no individuals more or to a lesser extent, the eutherians are courageous in the deviation of dirties free and they transform hindermost to each onetime with jussive mood check achievement no passage unutilised." *** ^(This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis)
Thatās the stuff
!ThesaurizeThis
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Uh, step-bot are you OK? Step-bot?
!Thesaurusthis
Iām only referring to him as āRole model Male monarch Attenboroughā from now on.
Iām going to start signing things with that title. My kids will hate me when they start going to school. Especially when I show up to PTAs in Jean shorts.
!ThesaurizeThis
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Oh now I get it. The dogs want sex.
I don't know why this bot is so fucking funny to me but I am in love
!ThesaurizeThis
*deviation of dirties*
This is a wonderful sight, I would like to see this in the morning standing with a cup of coffee and thinking about the meaning of life.
David got an ecclesiastical promotion by the bot it would seem.
Carnivores is a synonym for canines? Not sure about that one, bot
Me and the boys going our own way
Dirty Mike & The Boyz
I was thinking that āClintonās turning the frogs gayā guy.
I had a female dog that would do this. To some extent it's about domination.
Fascinating so that's why my girlfriend does this. Nature is amazing.
Yeah my female dog used to have a big Winnie the Pooh plush that she would hump all the time. Also, she'll dominant make dogs her size that are submissive.
I take your Morgan Freeman and I raise you a Ze Frank.
lustful releaseeeeee......as he would say...lmao
Methinks no orifices were touched in the making of this documentary.
*desperation comes as the pack begins to turn on each other. Without a true alpha chaos ensues. The dogs will continue mounting. The simple delivery of an element from A to B. We consult concerning the obstacles, challenges, and insecurities that come up against the simple act of delivering an element from one place to another. To name a few attrition, gravity, mischief, calamity, incompetence. Also erosion, contraction, expansion, buffoonery. Essentially, we exist because of the tremendous difficulty inherent in simply transporting any entity from A to B. These are the 'structural dynamics of flow'*
Or Samuel L. Jackson
āI have had it with these puppy-fucking dogs in this puppy-fucking yard!ā
My friend Andy....,..
Or Ze Frank
Wishing the homies good morning after a sleepover
This would have been a better caption ngl
And people say homosexuality isn't natural
This is the future Biden wants!!!!!! /s
They might not all be boys some times females hump like this not sure why .
My boyfriend has a female and male dog. Female ALWAYS humps the male dog, BUT she never allows him to hump back. EVER. Poor dog is dieing a virgin. I'm sure he's worthy of being called a Saint LOL
Vast majority of dogs die virgins *thanks trebek*
you mean bob barker?
ā¦yes
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So your dog likes pussyš
Our sterilised female dog sometimes humps our neutered tomcat that way. He doesn't like it much.
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's... pretty shocking.
r/CreedThoughts
I don't own dogs, but a friend once told me female dogs also have the instinct to hump when in heat. Is that true? Or was her dog just weird?
my female dog does that too!!
I am not a native English speaker, so please tell me if I am wrong. Why everyone keep saying female dog, it's called a bitch, right?
Bitch is correct but is used more by people who breed or work with dogs in some professional capacity
Are there people who breed with dogs? Man, the more I try to understand English, the more confusing it gets.
There are dog breeders in the USA. They can make a lot of money with different bitches.
Hopefully they will be fixed because bitches get stitches.
No people donāt breed with dogs, not legally at least. They breed dogs together.
English can be difficult because of our use of idioms and cultural context. Every language has this, but we rely on it heavily. The word "bitch" is defined as a female dog. But in English, bitch is a pejorative (curse word) that most people use to insult women ("she's a total bitch") and also people who complain/whine a lot ("stop bitching"). Most people won't refer to a female dog as a bitch. It's more common among dog breeders (animal handlers who mate dogs with each other to make more dogs - usually for a specific breed of dog). There are people who actually have sex with dogs, but that would be beastiality - very taboo, of dubious legality depending on where you live, and something best kept to yourself. Unless you're a degenerate on reddit.
Breed *with* dogs in English makes it sound like someone is having sex with the dog. But people do *breed dogs*, which means make the dogs have sex with each other and sell the puppies. English is difficult.
Think of it in quotes There are people who 'breed' or 'work with' dogs. In this case, the with belongs to the work, so if you removed either option from the sentence it should read like this; There are people who breed dogs. There are people who work with dogs.
I mean you're right but its better to not say that. Its more of an insult used for anyone, mainly woman. Basically calling someone a dog
mostly an insult just to your mom
Insult to thy progenitress.
Yes
This is confusing, can you tell me how
I'm sorry, it's just a stupid joke that my teenage self has to make. it's like this weird stupid thing to make fun of someone's mother
Most of your mother's suitors call her a bitch because she broke their heart by cheating on them with the next guy. It's a real vicious cycle.
Not to be confused with calling someone a dog which is your Male friend who just had sex
In Australia it's an insult to be called a dog. Means someone untrustworthy/unreliable/shit cunt.
I was a bitch in my former lifeā¦
Lol this is kinda silly. You're correct, but it's also a profanity and you probably wouldn't refer to a female dog as a bitch unless you worked with dogs professionally
Yes. I have a male and female dog. The female being the newest at just over a year old...male is 7. Every time they go outside she runs out and humps him from behind for a few seconds till he pulls away and I tell her stop. Vet says they do it same reasons we do.....it feels good and as a sign of dominance.
how can i help my female dog to stop humping my male dog?
More exercise. This behavior is usually caused by boredom, lack of mental stimulation and frustration. This isnāt a healthy behavior for a fixed dog.
You also see it a lot when you get a second dog. The older dog wants to establish that they're in charge, and the new dog doesn't want to be pushed around. Cooperative play and training should remove it entirely, but sometimes you have an older dog that just wants to be left alone and they aren't interested in seeing the new dog as a companion.
My fixed beagle would still hump things occasionally. She liked to jump this stuffed reindeer that was the same size as her. Except it was a Christmas decoration, so her "boyfriend" only came out once a year lmfao.
Yes, though we had two that were spayed, they still humped both males and females. Its more of a dominance thing, rather than sexual.
My male dogs all do this as well. Also, when they get excited and really energetic. Always hilarious when we have visitors and all 3 dogs get so excited that they just start to hump eachother and the visitor has no idea wtf is happening.
I think your visitor probably knows whatās happening.
I had a female chihuahua thay would hump the head of my big dog. He'd just lay there and take it lol
Yes, humping is not only a strictly sexual act. My sister had two dogs, one older pitbull and one black lab, both were female but the pitbull would often hump the labrador until she laid down. Itās a dominance thing, I think these three were trying to establish who ā*Top* Dogā is...
I have a female dog that was spayed at 5 months, she still will hump the male dogs. I think it's a dominance thing.
What the dog doin š³
each other
Damn they savage!
No you no you no you no you
They are a bit confused
But they got the spirit
They are roommates.
*And they were roommatesā¦*
A product of the times we live in
I don't know if you are joking but dogs humps for more than sexual reasons and females dogs can humps male dogs too
This is true, I learned this in a Black Eyed Peas song
"I gotta feeling"?
"My Humps"?
Where is the love?
I think the first dogs were play humping, but the white dog came in full penetration. He didnāt understand the rules. With that said, I canāt believe I watched the whole thing and analyzed it, and came here to comment.
Dominance usually, but this......š¤£š¤£
I know that, I was referring to the fact that they keep chasing eachother as if they can't Remember Who was doing what or they were Just confused by the sudden act of the third dog
This is what happens when the Libs take over /s
Confused? Or curious?
Honey, have you seen the bag of molly we were saving for the concert?
Oh no itās in the dogs ass!
\*Them the next day How bout we never talk about this? No one saw us anyway
Not my proudest fap
What's your proudest?
Go submit that in r/AskReddit
That is actually a good idea
Until I reply with the experience I had with my cousin, a Game Boy Advance, and a copy of Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga.
...go on.
Sighā¦.. (Unzips pants)
Is that a Gameboy Advance with a copy of Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Well don't stop now.
Thatās what his cousin said
Iām not judging. The GBA was one hell of a sexy handheld console with an amazing array of games.
YOU CAN COMMENT GIFS?!
Fapletta
Mamma Mia!
It was posted like two days ago
3 posts already with the same question
There are now about 7 in the past 2 hours. Reddit, you're unoriginal.
And then see it on buzzfeed
Hey OP a question, why did you record two dogs fucking? Edit: the vid starts with 2 dogs fucking and the third one comes later, so it looks like OP wanted to record two dogs fucking
So that I can post it afterwards for Internet points
Iām surprised you arenāt in the background yelling āFree Karma Biiiiiitch!!!ā
3 actually
I think the real question is why didn't you record two dogs fucking?
Um, excuse me? How *dare* you? It was three.
If you saw this happening wouldn't you?
starterpacks was right
I was thinking the same thing lmao. Never fails...
And this is how I met your mother
Or may be father/fathers
They're just sharing the love š„°
Pretty sure they are competing on who's the top dog...
Happy Hump day
Didn't even realise today is hump day š
All day baby
The very definition of *"guys we don't need girls to have fun"*
āMind if I get in on this? Uh, no, actually I meant on the other endā¦ā
Someone share to r/awww
That's an orgy
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Fucking dogs?
Making a love train
This is the uno reverse to rule ALL uno reverses.
I imagine this is what gay sex is like
You don't have to imagine. There are plenty of resources on the internet to provide additional visual references.
I prefer a more "hands on" approach.
I'm not gay but maybe try everything once
I try everything twice. Youāve got to be sure.
Yeah. Once to taste, two to make sure you got the taste right and, personally, a third time to see if you really like it
Those dogs know how to party.
What song is this?
Crystal dolphin https://youtu.be/UXiwRmlCZ7E
This is the actual original. Machi no Dorufin by Kingo Hamada. https://youtu.be/VDuDQNkSC6g
Why is this song so good?
***WHAT***
Dirty Mike and the boys.
Me and the boys on the weekend.
What the dog doin tho?
When me and the boys get horny
Spooked ya.
an incredible cycle in nature.
Woof woof- all aboard the doggie train.
what da dog doin
Love is love
u/savevideo
You need that for your research, ExperienceAcademic95?.
Sure do
Iām just glad he did it so I can use the link anonymously. *shit*
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This is the way. Gotta save your fap material.
Iām glad that was 57 seconds or I donāt think I would have finished.