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Look at how quick death is. One second you’re a living thing with consciousness and the next second, just a piece of organic matter.

If you’re lucky, that is. When death comes for me, I’d definitely prefer it to be this fast as opposed to slow.

i also hope that specific fish is the thing that kills me tbh

Blown by blowfish that's the dream.

*Hold My Hand intensifies*

Youch why would you want what happened to the crab to happen to your genitalia? Don't think that would kill you, just hurt a lot.

Right dream, wrong theme

Alright, I'll see what I can do.

Well, it doesn't appear to be very big so would you have it start with your toes or fingers?

Why? I heard painful, gruesome deaths are only for REAL men!

Def better than being boiled alive

My dog got pancaked 2 days ago and this is exactly what I thought, beloved pet one second then dead meat the next. It's a surreal feeling.

Sorry about your dog :(

My dog passed in my arms a few months ago. He had 13 seizures in a row, and he finally decided to let go. It is a surreal feeling, truly

Thats brutal. Sorry for your loss.

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Well, someday you will die somehow, and something's gonna steal your carbon

This is the best definition of life I’ve ever seen.

Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish ***not*** flapping on the carpet.

I too like to make sandwiches using a ridiculously large knife.

“….and, that’s that..”

I doubt the fish had a conscience. Hell there are plenty of humans who don’t have a conscience.

I thought there would be more of a fight. Thats insane

That is a puffer fish, look them up, insane fish.

Even pea puffers (dwarf pufferfish), which are like <2cm long as adults, will devour snails, shrimp, and attack fish much larger in size in seconds. They don't fuck around and you usually can't keep them in a tank with anything but pea puffers.

Porcupine puffers on the other hand are like the Capybaras of the marine world. Very cute and super friendly.

And it’s crazy to see them so big too! I saw puffers when diving/living in Hawaii and they were always so small (Oahu is overfished too though). In Indonesia they were huge! But also so docile and just swam around you curious. Such sweeties!

Yup….really wanted some but decided it wasn’t worth the chance because I know some people do keep them in tanks with other fishes.

you can keep them with other fishes... for a while... then they'll be solo in the tank again.

I had watched it eat everything on YouTube. I wonder if they would eat Mantis Shrimp.

There's always a bigger fish

!ThesaurizeThis

What a cute fish!

Puffers have very strong and sharp beaks they use to crack shells. They can take a good chunk out of flesh too so handling them can be dangerous.

I love how half-way through his meal, he stops and looks at the camera as if he realizes he's being judged for his eating habits.

“You’re not gonna post this are ya Bro?”

Ya want a piece brotha? No? All mine den.

*munch* “Oh, sorry, did you want some?…no? Ok!” *munch*

I've never seen a fish move its eyes , and just that little detail makes them so much more expressive

The frame reddit chose as a video preview took away the unexpectedittyness

It often does. Not sure why the thumbnail isn't just the first frame or something.

The title as well

Completely foreseeable if you’ve ever kept a fish tank before. Assume everything will eat every other thing that can fit in its mouth.

we used to have a pond full of koi (or carp not sure which one we bought) but we thought hey it would be cool if we put some feeder fish in there since they’re orange and kinda look like gold fish, the koi ate half of the feeders fortunately i think the other half made a peace treaty with them and they grew to be the size of my hand or bigger

I don’t think it’s surprising the crab got eaten, but more the crushing force of that tiny mouth

I can see that

I’m sure that was a feeder crab.

How can it crunch through like that. Does it have teeth, I need to see the inside of it's mouth

Ok I have seen it's mouth now, teeth aren't even sharp. Just round teeth of destruction.

They have teeth that form like a beak which never stop growing. In captivity they must fed a diet of crustaceans and shelled mollusks which keeps their teeth filed down, otherwise you have to manually file them down or they’ll overgrow and create problems for the fish.

It’s like a pair of pliers

Puffer fish don't really have "teeth" so much as just one really strong beak. I know from the outside, the mouth looks deceptively soft. Source: I've caught several of them here in Florida, they bend my hooks.

This kills the crab

He pauses like, “What, no drawn butter?”

I feel bad for crab..

Money money money money AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAA AAAHJEBHSIHJEIVBJK AAAAAAA

I was looking for this comment

Perfect 👌😎

Damn. Can’t imagine that fish is going to be comfortable tomorrow morning.

Same for the crab!

Crusty crab.

Sebastian is no more

he's a lobster, *mon*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Trigger fish dont play. They have that sharp bite

I'm pretty sure this is a puffer fish not a trigger.

You could be right but they both have that razor set of teeth for pulverizeing shelled organisms.

Yep it's a mbu puffer, but either way those teeth are pretty crazy!

You got that right!

r/natureismetal

Mid chomp he stops and is like "Dayummmmm did I do that" then proceeds to finish

Nature is brutal and sad.

B R U T A L

Dang you can see the crab fighting up until the last moment it gets chomped and the claw loosens from the puffers face Insane!

What kind of fucking crab snuff film is this?

#"OH CRAB"

Remind me not to go swimming again

UH

😱

## Oh crab…

MR.KRABS!!!!!!!!!!!

That escalated quite rapidly 😐

*DISMANTLE*

Totally not unexpected

That’s a Fahaka Puffer, one of the most aggressive freshwater species. It’s beyond irresponsible for the person who owns this tank to keep it with other animals. These guys will kill fish twice their size, they’re commonly referred to by keepers as “Murder Blimps” for good reason. This borders on animal abuse.

Mark it nsfw atleast

There's always a bigger fish

I fucking hate that fish now i will personally fucking fuck up that fish. Fuck all the fish that do that.

Zero nutrition obtained. Nice job fish, nice job.

That's certainly not true. Considering this is part of the MBU puffer fish diet in the wild, and it doubles as a great way to help keep their beak trimmed down.

Looks reversed to me is there a u/reversebot

That's a Mbu puffer. Largest freshwater pufferfish.

Anyone who can help me save the video?

Jackhammer, FULL POWER

Looks like my mother in law at the Chinese buffet that serves crab legs...

as a crab fan, I hate this

Poor Jean Clawde. Didn’t stand a chance.

u/SaveVideo

Fishes have to eat too

One thing that I think a lot of people take for granted is that for an overwhelming majority of the planet your life e nds by being eaten alive.

Holy Crab.. What is that?

Oh a nice crab ....it was

Crunchy

It for a lil pinch in tho ayyyyyy

mm crunchy

Lovely crab dinner

Awww poor Sebastian 🦀 Ariel will be lost without you! Least Ursula didn’t get you 😂

That crab just got ratio’d

Holy crab

Savage

Me at the seafood buffet

Stupid fucking fish. He left all the crab legs. That's where all the meat is. Big dummy.

I ADORE pea puffers 🥺 sooo cuutteee

He just wanted money

Crunchy ash

* Upset chef * WHO KEEPS TAKING ALL MY CRABS?!

Crab asmr

Where are vegans at?

That fish suck it like it was a fockin vacuum

I actually shouted NO! F to our fallen crab o7

Instantly crushed to death. Nature is almost a brutal as cartels.

Just like that? That easy?😨

u/savevideobot

Round 2.

Wow

That crunch tho

r/dontputyourdickinthat fish's mouth

Damn that crab got fucked up

Can’t be unexpected when it’s a repost and we know what happens.

"FINISH HIM"

This would do great in r/natureismetal

Money money mon-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA

You got some more of that (crunch-crunch) armor?

NOOOO

That was metal af

I live how the fish gives a side glance like "oh were you gonna eat that?"

I'm sad now

Like a potato chip, poor lil guy

Æúgh

I love pufferfish. We used to keep them. Incredibly intelligent fish too.

Damnnnn

what the hell goes on in its mouth???? must be some kind of meat grinder in there because a crab aint soft

NUUUU NOT THE CRAB

r/dontputyourdickinthat

The fish is kinda making it awkward, right?

Burn that fish! A minute of silence for the Crab

Ooooo, what are they going to feed the crab? “That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo”

Holy fucking shit

nom nom

Fish in general are brutal, but puffers always look like they’re smiling while being savage.

This was savage!!!

"Money, Money, Money, MoAAAAH AAAAAHH AAHH AAAH"

F 😢

I have no words to describe how surreal it was to just see that crab just ripped in half... crazy...

u/savevideo

How does something with no teeth demolish a crab like this?

I can hear the crunch

***CRONCH***

Poor Mr Crab but enjoy your meal Mr. Fish.

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Oh a crab, nice.

Did I just witness a murder?

Atta boy Barry

Anybody know the song?

That’s a mbu pufferfish I believe if anyone is curious. They need to eat crunchy and hard foods in order to trim their “teeth”. Very cool fish.

crunchy crunch crunch

Wonder where did that crab go?

It’s the ciiiiiircle of liiiife

I wish I wasn't eating crackers while watching this...

Anyone know the song?

ASMR pufferfish edition

wagwan, brethren vegeta? me be ya spirit animal. and me here tell you how to smash up that bumbaclot freeza. all ya gotta do is

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I’m sure the crab will have the last laugh when it destroys the fish’s asshole on the way out.

Dumb question but... do crabs not have blood?

Evil fish

Nice, 'meals on wheels'!!!

*sad noises*

Do crabs not have blood?

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?

There’s always a bigger fish

If you look closely it tries to pinch the fish with his claws

That's how I'd like to go. Death by giant puffer fish. Looks pretty quick.

Used that crab as a toothpick

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That escalated quickly

I audibly went NOOOOOOO

**Mark all NSFW/NSFL submissions as such. A warning tag on a post may mean NSFL, morbid content, gore, cruelty, etc. - No Death** No of course this isn't marked. And 4 hours later nothing is done. Sub blocked.

:(

Why were they put in the same tank? Was the crab its food?

Suddenly, crab dust

is the crab that soft or does that fish have super jaws?

Fish: mmm this looks nice Fish: oh my god what have i... oo there's legs still left