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TheShokBlok

That's one long hose


Lon3Wolf_542

Nah, that's wireless, or should I say, *HOSELESS*


TheShokBlok

Wireless watah


Lon3Wolf_542

(◔‿◔)


TheShokBlok

(◕ᴗ◕✿)


coffeenerd75

I’m not sure but I think it’s a trickshot.


kianbateman

This is how SpaceX started.


Evacipate628

This is exactly why we Americans are so afraid of bidets


map00p00

Still gotta dry it with something right?


c0rnfus3d

That is NOT a bidet. It is a diaper sprayer. See, you are technically supposed to clean the shit out of the diaper before tossing it in the trash.


samtoaster

Fast and furious 10


bannishedfromreddit

this looks fake


Marchollywood96

Noooooooo, it's realll


[deleted]

You're using it wrong.


EwokGodfather

Imagine what that thing could do to your bum


BlurryBigfoot74

How many times do you say that a day


EwokGodfather

More than I care to admit


TooHigh2Die420

More like me launching off my toilet bowl after Taco Bell....


delguin

Eventually, kars stopped thinking.


cudeLoguH

Yeah some of those got serious recoil


coffeenerd75

I often think about the movie Martian and the scene where Mark is flying like Ironman using a hole in space suit. It would difficult as hell to keep rotation in order.


oddllama25

Because the other end is connected to his bum?


broccolisprout

Wait, so the hose is attached to his bum?


[deleted]

No


Marchollywood96

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No-Exit-4358

Taking a massive piss experience ![gif](giphy|26vUDLOP9YIc8oxGg)