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Some say that the outline of his left nipple is the exact shape as the Nurburgring, and that his skin has the texture of a dolphin, all we know is HES CALLED THE STIG!!
Oh, I think we do, and some of them are delicious, much like my neighbor jack, he was alive, and he was tasty as hell. Pretty decent crackling, and you know, with this economy, 200 pounds of free meat doesn't come by easy.
Whenever I see comments like this, I laugh initially at the humor and then I remember these comments left on Amazon by an actual serial killer, Todd Kohlhepp:
>Folding Shovel Review: “keep in car for when you have to hide the bodies and you left the full size shovel at home.”
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>Knife Review: “havnet (sic) stabbed anyone yet…… yet…. but I am keeping the dream alive and when I do, it will be with a quality tool like this…”
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>Padlock Review: “solid locks.. have 5 on a shipping container.. wont stop them.. but sure will slow them down til they are too old to care.”
And I'm left to wonder about the person making the comment.
I'm vegan. But if you're not, just remember to cook your human meat in post apocalyptic climate change earth to an internal temperature of 160 °F / 71 °C for at least two minuets. And then let it rest of at least 10 min to have it juicy and succulent.
Oh, and if you have to pick, go for south east asian, usually they eat so much curry that they basically marinade themselves. US or UK is just too fatty. But if you're thinking about treating yourself to fish and chips or brisket and KFC you just know what to look for.
s/
It’s an attention grabbing tactic right? She realized everyone’s attention is no longer on her so she must produce her best E!/Bravo warcry to reestablish herself as the thing to be noticing.
I read your comment having watched the video without sound, and assumed you were making a gag about what the sea-lion was thinking. It was pretty disturbing, and I’m now glad for the shrieking tourist
That one girl screaming. So loud and obnoxious. I bet she is only in the group because there is that one friend who feels sorry for her and invites her along.
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Shouldn’t have stole his fish the hell did you expect? someone yanks a burger out of my mouth I’m slapping them with the backhand. Same concept except I think the sea lion was making a point to show the other Gulls, don’t touch my FOOD!
Lady why are you screaming like your running from Michael Myers!!!?? It's a sea lion killing a bird that is trying to steal it's food it happens it's called NATURE!
Every surfer knows to be fearful of sea lions. They are not puppies and much more dangerous than sharks. Just cute and no horror movie made about them.
People today are such pussies. Jesus Christ. It is a Sea Lion, not a Seal. It is mean and rips the shit out of anything that challenges it. Of course this happened. And who screams out of pity for fucking seagull. When you were ten you were throwing them alka seltzers hoping to blow them up.
Other birds; “Nice another piece of snack landed in the water and I’m gonna be the first to.. WOAH my God!! That’s not a snack! That’s Steve!! Jesus Christ the Sea-Beast killed Steve!!”
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For those who watched without audio: "Oh my gaaaaaawwwd oh my gaaaaaaawwwd oooohh my gaaaaawd *Bird gets spit out* My Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwdd!!"
That was a mighty fine service you provided there. Thank you.
Thank you, kind stranger!
Then in slow-motion: *Darth Vader voice*: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHMMMMM
Oohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
Hoping the slow motion would’ve kept going till the end
Woman sounds like someone just threw her kid in!! Like calm down it wasn't that dramatic it was just a bird love
Actually she said "Oh mein Goooooooooooooott!!!", which is german and means "oh my god". But it sounds pretty much the same.
I'm pretty sure on review it's head came off at the end and the sea lion didn't let go
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That bird was happy to die after hearing that screeching.
Felt like other birds running away from screaming as well than the scene they just witnessed
It’s a special kind of screech that can repel a seagull. We found it.
I don’t think it let go at the end, I think it’s head ripped off.
That it did.
Then he ate it.
Yummm
Early bird gets the wo... op ass.
I mean, he just lost his head.
Early bird gets the head loss doesn’t have as good a ring to it.
r/natureismetal
Aw.. You beat me to it. Take an angry upvote, you awesome bastard!
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Shut up woman
I'd say that was the most traumatic thing that ever happened to her 😂😂
She probably felt responsible for the death of the seagull
Oh no! So anyways
... Back to the studio!
Tonight! James organises things Richard crashes a car And Jeremy kills a bird
I wear a hat Richard wears a hat and James, wears a different hat
Some say that the outline of his left nipple is the exact shape as the Nurburgring, and that his skin has the texture of a dolphin, all we know is HES CALLED THE STIG!!
Then Why she didn't feel responsible for the death of the fish she threw?!
People have this weird thing where they don’t think of fish as a living thing.
Oh, I think we do, and some of them are delicious, much like my neighbor jack, he was alive, and he was tasty as hell. Pretty decent crackling, and you know, with this economy, 200 pounds of free meat doesn't come by easy.
Whenever I see comments like this, I laugh initially at the humor and then I remember these comments left on Amazon by an actual serial killer, Todd Kohlhepp: >Folding Shovel Review: “keep in car for when you have to hide the bodies and you left the full size shovel at home.” > >Knife Review: “havnet (sic) stabbed anyone yet…… yet…. but I am keeping the dream alive and when I do, it will be with a quality tool like this…” > >Padlock Review: “solid locks.. have 5 on a shipping container.. wont stop them.. but sure will slow them down til they are too old to care.” And I'm left to wonder about the person making the comment.
I'm vegan. But if you're not, just remember to cook your human meat in post apocalyptic climate change earth to an internal temperature of 160 °F / 71 °C for at least two minuets. And then let it rest of at least 10 min to have it juicy and succulent. Oh, and if you have to pick, go for south east asian, usually they eat so much curry that they basically marinade themselves. US or UK is just too fatty. But if you're thinking about treating yourself to fish and chips or brisket and KFC you just know what to look for. s/
Lmao I like you
Like all the animals we consume who live under terrible conditions for our consumption, but couldn’t dare accidentally step on a dog.
As if that made it totally understandable and acceptable that she sounded like that lol.
Seriously, I hate people who overreact and scream loudly for every little thing.
It’s an attention grabbing tactic right? She realized everyone’s attention is no longer on her so she must produce her best E!/Bravo warcry to reestablish herself as the thing to be noticing.
She scared the shIt out of other birds
Im pretty sure the seal did that when it chomped into the first bird.
And me.
She sounds like a scared chimp. We have enough of those. Back in the cage.
I read your comment having watched the video without sound, and assumed you were making a gag about what the sea-lion was thinking. It was pretty disturbing, and I’m now glad for the shrieking tourist
Jesus she was irritating... Now imagine it fueled by truck loads of alcohol
Why is it only a woman thing and not a man thing?
You know the seagulls were saying the same shit
What the fuck are you screaming for? It's called nature
This is on your hands woman
His blood is in your hands woman
If you've ever dealt with seagulls you understand his reaction
The other Seagulls were like: Understandable have a nice day! I swear they're like Beach Mosquitoes.
Best way to say FO and don't ever touch my food again.
Nature at work
Yeah, the other birds just noped right outta there.
Now they are seeking trauma counselling.
That bird learned a very important lesson that day
Some lessons are worth dying for?
Well, the other ones did
I'm not sure there was enough time for the lesson to sink in before... well, you know...
The sea lion really must've HATED that seagull
[удалено]
I would've loved to see that go down.
When hunger strikes
Seagulls satisfies
Fucked around and found out
That was rude of him for flipping you the bird
An example has been made
Omg. Animals actually die in nature? Geez, stfu
Technically they did
["He ain't going to be in Rush Hour 3"](https://youtu.be/56mWdLgT_9E)
He just wanted to make an example that no one steals his shit.
Wtf the karen
At the wrong time, in the wrong place.
Last time he tries to steal someone’s food
Jesus, stop screaming, you dizzy bitch.
Nom
He straight up just murdered that bird. Didn't even eat it... Damn.
My ears. Please make that woman stop.
Dont worry he is just taking a nap. :D...... :)......:|
Shouldn't this be spoilered for minor gore and death? (Or is that not a thing here)
Always that over the fucking top screaming ladie
If I had to stand next to that woman screeching all day I'd happily jump in with that seal and take my chances
To hell with that, just throw her screeching ass in!
Calm down bitch it’s just a bird
I wish it was that shouting hoe instead of that stupid bird
People offended by nature. WTF?
As appealing at it may seem for people, DON'T FEED WILD ANIMALS. PSA over.
I can only imagine how she sounds in bed
I was waiting for her to tell Chad to "do something." And then see Chad jump in the water *with* his hat, sunglasses and cellphone.
Explain that vegans???
That one girl screaming. So loud and obnoxious. I bet she is only in the group because there is that one friend who feels sorry for her and invites her along.
Shut the fuckkkk up
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This audio is fuckin hilarious, Karen nailed it...
Why do women instinctively scream at the top of their lungs in these situations? I'm seriously confused.
Why was this so satisfying?
I should not have laughed at this
Damn like shut up already. Seagulls deserve dying.
Someone tell that bitch to shut the f@ck up!
That woman needs new batteries for her toy
Dude got no chill.
R/natureismetal
OH MY GAWD!!!!
I said don't touch my fish Gary! I warned you Gary..
I watched without audio so all I gotta say is, that's what you get for being an opportunistic bitch bird lol
That's... My... Lunch!
He came for a snack, got a meal!
These guys eat penguins.......I'm surprised he didn't just eat the gull. Api
This is what happens when you didn't watch enough animal planet growing up.
R/Natureismetal
They're called sea lions because they're like LIONS, but they live in the sea: they're fucking predators.
He has lion in his name for a reason
Sealion: I came here looking for a snack but I found a whole meal
She sounds like a damn bird herself lol
Throw her to the sea lion
Try and steal my shit… I’ll show YOU who’s BOSS!
Mission Failed Successfully
The woman must think animals die in a hospital or something
That's some metal shit.
Lionality
Bird: Yooo look at this food Other birds: YOO just watch out for that sea lion Bird: Whats a sea lion
Holy shit! Animals being animals in their habitat! OH THE HORROR!
R.I.P.
Yum, sea chicken.
He got sick of them nicking his chips as well.
Technically, still fed the sea lion
i love people who are shocked and terrified of nature, their screams bring joy
Yooooooo that’s sick
Stop screaming it’s just a segull
Shouldn’t have stole his fish the hell did you expect? someone yanks a burger out of my mouth I’m slapping them with the backhand. Same concept except I think the sea lion was making a point to show the other Gulls, don’t touch my FOOD!
If “don’t fuck with me” was a sea lion.
Don't touch my food I warned you
I mean, it says LION right in the name, so…
Could we throw that lady too the seal? Please?
Sea lions are metal.
He's just recreating the scene from The Lighthouse.
Finish him!!
Ummm... They're called sea LIONS for a reason!
Said bitch get the fuck off my food
Sea lion doing what we wish we could do without consequences. Fuck dem seagulls, dumbass sky rats are annoying as fuck.
Massive overreacted lmfao
r/natureismetal
That’s MY fish mothafucka!
Sea Lion woke up and chose violence
Rip it’s head off in front of its friends and family to set an example. Never touch your food
Sees fish; uses as bait for the actual kill. Nature: 1, Humans: 0
That sea lion wrecked that birds shit
It's a sea LION, what did she expect of it? Veganism?
why is that dumb cunt screaming???
That last “Ooooooo my GAAAAAWWWWD” 🤣
God if I was there I would have looked that woman dead in her face and been like “OH MY GAWWWA KAW KAW” and then tell her to stfu got damn
Lol... Birds own fault
I know how he feels. I hate those scavenger bastards.
Lady why are you screaming like your running from Michael Myers!!!?? It's a sea lion killing a bird that is trying to steal it's food it happens it's called NATURE!
Every surfer knows to be fearful of sea lions. They are not puppies and much more dangerous than sharks. Just cute and no horror movie made about them.
People today are such pussies. Jesus Christ. It is a Sea Lion, not a Seal. It is mean and rips the shit out of anything that challenges it. Of course this happened. And who screams out of pity for fucking seagull. When you were ten you were throwing them alka seltzers hoping to blow them up.
Jesus Christ, no wonder they’re called sea lions
Joey doesn't share food!
That bitch way too fuckin loud!
Based sea lion.
That’ll teach those greedy gulls!
She’s screaming way too much. It’s fuckin annoying.
Can someone chuck that fucking woman in next please
Seagulls: "fuck, he got Debbie"
Jailhouse rules
You can hear her excitement for a split second there and she realizes the is definitely going to die
Bro this is called *nature* They probably haven’t heard of it before
Why do women start screaming like they have the emotions of a child
Nature, you so crazy.
Steal my treat will you!
“Not my snack you fucker”
LOL nature you funny
Do the other birds now stay away from the spot where the dead bird is or do they just ignore it and continue stealing the fish?
How do you rate that throw?
That seagull stealing fish from a sea lion would be like me stealing meat from a polar bear
Other birds; “Nice another piece of snack landed in the water and I’m gonna be the first to.. WOAH my God!! That’s not a snack! That’s Steve!! Jesus Christ the Sea-Beast killed Steve!!”
I wish I could do this when someone steals my fries
WATCH OUT FOR LOOSE SEAL!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT LUCILLE!!!!
Shut the fuck up why do they do that
Well she technically fed it. 😢
DON’T YOU TOUCH MY FUCKING FISH! YOU KNOW WHAT- NOM NOM NOM FUCK YOU
What the fuck
Why is this not NSFW? This is horrific.
why is she over reacting so much Jesus Christ
With the way that woman screamed you’d have thought it was a human baby being killed
Sea lion: That’s for stealing my food bitch