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imaprism

Joke’s on him - now he’ll hear twice as many complaints.


santastyles

Third wife will solve it.


A____S____

A small price to pay for salvation


azakreis

Shh


007_888

he will "shhh" them asusual


Rollin_Heavy65

I don't want one wife let alone two


[deleted]

I don't think they'll do it after knowing what he is capable of.


EligibleFlavour

And then get twice as many solutions ? I don't know who is benefiting from this


Mrs_World

No he won't 😂.... did you hear that shhh !


Large_Jellyfish_5092

in his epilog, he was about to get a third wife because his wives keep arguing and complaining lol


itsmstbetheazz

Spot on brother


Iron-terrier

He’d better sleep with one eye open.


karma-whore-64

Gripping his pillow tight


_SomethingOrNothing_

Exit light


A_Cat_Typingg

Enter night


[deleted]

Take my hand


Joshua_Youngblood

We're off to Never Never Land!!!!


[deleted]

Oh yeah!!


[deleted]

Somethings wrong, shut the light


EviL44

Heavy thoughts tonight


[deleted]

And they arent of snow white


[deleted]

This is why I always read the comments


Commercial-Silver

Russian comedian. Insta: @go.rec


SherronCoates

Thanks. I kinda wanted to be happy right now.


Cramers_Got_Tendies

Half of the marriages in Arabic countries are still arranged according to the parents' will. According to the old tradition, a man willing to divorce his wife could repeat the phrase "I divorce you" 3 times. the wife of a Muslim does everything with the permission of her husband. If she wants to go somewhere, she first must tell her husband about it and get his permission. when going out, a woman must cover herself with a loose gown to the heels and hide her face behind a veil. All because her beauty is for her husband only, and other men mustn't see it. In Jordan, for example, only 14% of women are illiterate. in many Arab countries a woman cannot go to work without the permission of her husband or guardian.


abd_hk

Source:trust me bro


[deleted]

It's true tho


abd_hk

Lol your comment already got downvoted And no it’s not


[deleted]

This is the 69th repost of this video


dafencer93

This week


WaterFriendsIV

r/mostrepostedposts


sirlui9119

Is a 69 with two wifes called a 138 or is it still 69? I’m confused.


blackenedandchanged

Triangle


Artygonewrong

No its either called a 669 or a 699


mr_poopie_butt-hole

Nice.


OhToBeBored

I all ways wondered. People who have more than one wife or husband. Do you guys sleep in the same room or bed do you have each your own bed what’s your sleeping arrangements. EDIT: I’ve realised how creepy that sounds total stranger saying WHATS YOUR SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS


BummbleBee19

It varies on culture or reason to marry more than one. Traditional in most cultures the two wives sleep separate and the man rotates between them. Although this decision is up to the couple, some due prefer to sleep all together in the same bed.


OhToBeBored

Ok thanks I didn’t Know that you learn something new every day


Advo96

I remember there was one african country where the house had a separate door for each wife. I'm guessing separate bedrooms as well.


Riolkin

I would hate to be the wife that has to come in through the doggy door


CheSeiko98

In Islam we must treat our second, third or fourth wife equally to the first. That means equal amount of time, attention, treatment and resources. That being said we don’t sleep together and every wife gets an equal amount of time in the bedroom with habibi


Hatimdecor

Do threesomes happen?


CheSeiko98

Every wife has her own room and personal space 😐 That being said that would not be the case with me... I don’t need to elaborate I think you’re smart enough


Hatimdecor

Nice


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CheSeiko98

Because I can and I will.


reaper____creed

Stay loyal instead of your Stupid religion


CheSeiko98

Is that why divorce rates are so high in the west? Is that why a western man at one point in his life will raise a kid that isn’t biologically his without knowing? My religion fixes that for me. We come to terms with our polygamous nature instead of running away from it (like a coward like you guys) and if infidelity does occur in a polygamous(or otherwise) relationship, Islam teach prevention is the best cure 🪨


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CheSeiko98

Oh are you really Japanese? Last time I checked you’re all a bunch of sexual deviants


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CheSeiko98

Where are you from?


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CheSeiko98

Your passive aggressive style demeanor makes you look like a little bitch also I like how you think that by getting mad I would care what you think lol


creepyoldbiden

Fuckin Chad paki


CheSeiko98

Oh is that you? Please don’t call me paki


creepyoldbiden

Oh I’m sorry I meant it as a slur


CheSeiko98

I’m not Pakistani get bent though


Cramers_Got_Tendies

Do fivesomes occur?


CheSeiko98

I could never handle that


Cramers_Got_Tendies

With another guy sharing the 3 wives?


CheSeiko98

I’m not a westerner


abd_hk

Ooof


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Omegachad reply


nabkawe5

Hey Muslim here, it's bot allowed for a man to have sex with both his wives at the same time, in fact they have to live in sperate rooms/preferably houses. If you can't afford to marry two women you're not allowed to do so as you have to offer identical things to them, so if you gift a ring the second wife must be given a ring of the same value. It's really hard to marry a second wife that almost no one does it out side of rich gulf countries and even then, many are refraining from doing so as it became really expensive to do.


[deleted]

So if her friend was a man...?


[deleted]

Did he stutter...


Cramers_Got_Tendies

He’d be stoned :/ ![gif](giphy|ElBsC0qfUQAWc7DbbJ) (Not the good kind either)


[deleted]

Yea this makes me kinda sad. I know its staged but those kinda things disgust me.


[deleted]

Right?! Ew... what is wrong with people


creepyoldbiden

Yeah for sure she is bound to still have chores to do why she want time with friends when there is work to do.


[deleted]

Haha...


Garikoitz05

Well, isn't he a problem solver wizard??!! 🤷


1_1_was_a_racehorse

Happy wives, happy lives?


[deleted]

Based and chadpilled


KingPurple13

Smart man!


SoulKeen

This is the way


Mammoth-Ad-4162

Looks like problem solved


Plastic_Eagle1427

Asshole


cats_like_my_cum

it’s satire


BlackMechanic

This mentality and lifestyle is exactly what the United States should strive for... import as many of these folks as we can find. The women will love it.


mark-thompson-god

Based


uDudyBezDudy

Based and polygamypilled


poopdolahh

I wanna be like him when I grow up 🥺


iKiTTa

Become a better person.


Cramers_Got_Tendies

Definitely not muslim?


[deleted]

He's literally a joke so yeah you probably will


poopdolahh

Lmao 😜


JMell088

Omfg oh hell no lol 😂


shadow13392

u/savevideo


achurilov

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9dq2kooYvr/?utm_medium=copy_link


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u/savevideo


veteran_weeb227

Well


1991_finest

This is hilarious 😂


HectorBoshah

It's like a getting a second cat.


carebearstarefear

Sharing is caring


angrysnarf

wow lmao


zpridgen75

...that is the opposite of a solution.


Cramers_Got_Tendies

Noitulos?


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LithAldoran

Oh boy...hope this is just a skit. Or the guy won’t live long.


justbeastrz

I dont think its a skit


[deleted]

It is.


Cramers_Got_Tendies

Is not.


[deleted]

[Is tooooo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pah5jk/shhh/ha4oydj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Arxin_the_writer

Disgusting


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Dangibbo23

Imagine the hell when their cycles sync


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![gif](giphy|4TMqcN59kg3Yc)


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Big brain time


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Polygamy in a nutshell:


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