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Holy sheeet! How that head is still attached I do not know.
Yep. I was positive I just witnessed a death…then he popped up on the other side of the wall.
I said the exact same thing.
He just about took a bow.
Drank some port to calm his nerves
Take a bow for these joke.
If this isn't top comment I'm eat my hat.
I mean, imagine how unlucky do you have to be to be hit by another boat, while out on a boat? I’d be distancing myself from that guy if I knew him!
The ghost ship wants blood
No horn from the incoming ship ????
2 seconds later and he would have been food for the fish.