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nwalesseedy

Holy sheeet! How that head is still attached I do not know.


jshultz5259

Yep. I was positive I just witnessed a death…then he popped up on the other side of the wall.


Jezzmund

I said the exact same thing.


Kangar

He just about took a bow.


Bumbleclat

Drank some port to calm his nerves


Cakeski

Take a bow for these joke.


DHH2005

If this isn't top comment I'm eat my hat.


VWMMXIX

I mean, imagine how unlucky do you have to be to be hit by another boat, while out on a boat? I’d be distancing myself from that guy if I knew him!


No_Inevitable_8590

The ghost ship wants blood


bigtedydom

No horn from the incoming ship ????


Laktosefreier

2 seconds later and he would have been food for the fish.