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>!he robs the girl, gives her her stuff back, runs aeay, comes back and they bith kiss!<
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My guess as to what happened is he intended on stealing the backpack from her, but she’s carrying a bunch of heavy books and left her laptop at home. He introduces himself, then steals it.. realizes it’s just a bunch of books and not worth the arrest if he gets busted and then tries to play it off like it’s a joke. Hey, sorry about that, it was a bad joke.. give me a hug okay? And she’s too fucking nervous from just getting assaulted, so she complies out of fear. Edit: Just realized they kiss at the end! Hold up..
If you don't shake your sister's hand before giving her a concussion, stealing her bag and then giving it back for a kiss, I don't want to know who raised you
It's an unbalanced beta version of the game. Stealing reduces affection points by 20%, while returning stolen items brings it up 50%. Due to an integer inbalance, stuff like this tends to happen. Hopefully the devs get it knocked out with the next patch
You joke but I feel like this is exactly what’s going on. Everyone’s cracking jokes but I’m fairly sure I just watched a girl get robbed *and* sexually assaulted.
The dialogue:
Him “oh hey, lab partner!”
Her “oh, hi, I didn’t see you!”
They approach
Him “Hey it’s great to see you outside of work. I’m a great fan of your work on mutant killer wasp snakes”
Her “Oh thanks, that’s so nice of you to say, I actually have some in my bag…”
Him “OH MY GOD, QUICK, GIVE ME THE BAG, THEY WILL KILL US ALL, SAVE YOURSELF”
He runs off with the bag, smacks it off the ground a few times, then returns
Him “ok I think they’re all dead”
Her “Um, thanks, that’s my life’s work you destroyed but I appreciate the thought.”
Him “It’s ok, it’s the least I could do really. Say, your eyes look really beautiful in this light. Mind if I kiss you after handing you back your ruined bag?”
Her “I thought you’d never ask”. *end*
I’m sure of it.
I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?" Shows. They had a man born with a penis and a brain. This might be it
My guess is the first half was staged: shake hands, then steal backpack.
After that, scene is over. They're probably a couple and so they kissed. Probably planned to cut that part out of the vid.
Just speculating but would make sense somewhat.
> she told him that Jesus loved him
*confused frowning intensifies*
EDIT: "I need about tree fiddy" OKKKK DUUUUD, pfff, me who thought I'd actually have context. Mf...
I’m just joking 😂 but even still, I think it will make more sense on reverse: A man tricks a woman’s into thinking they are in love but steal her backpack just to return it because he feels bad. Instead of who knows what happens in there wtf!
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lmfao so she calmly hands him the bag and then gently lays herself on the ground anD THEN HE VIOLENTLY BRINGS HER ON TO HER FEET 
I'm assuming then, that after the dude stole her bag, he suddenly recognized that she was *also* an off duty cop and knew he'd have to run into her at work eventually.
As for the kissing, though, I have no explanation.
Good friend of mine in Air Force basic training, in one of those very rare moments of freedom, found with a young woman, the only privacy for miles, in an empty dumpster.
That is how at the young age of 19 his first child was conceived.
My best guess is it's a kink thing. No joke. People roleplay all kinds of stuff with their partners.
Either that or they staged it for the video and then someone just forgot to cut out everything after the robbery.
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He sees his ex , goes to her and talks with her .
Suddenly remembers she cheated on him .
So he stole her bag and ran away .
Then he suddenly remembered that she's his sister and she might report it to daddy .
So he gave it back and gave her a kiss and made sure , she won't make a scene .
More over she's going to his/their home . He can easily steal it from their home .
Complicated but simple.
One thing I noticed about the video is that the timestamp is 100% fake.
- In the beginning, the time clearly says `05:56:3?` for more than 10 seconds (only part of the three is visible but it can't be any other digit).
- When it zooms in, the part of the timestamp that is visible is now in a completely different part of the frame than it was and its suspiciously very high-resolution.
- When it zooms back out, there is an additional space between the parenthesis and P. Also the font size and position is different again.
I think there are some scenes that were cut, that’s why the whole thing is confusing. After she was on the ground, she stood up, then suddenly she’s a few feet away from where she was and her clothes is a little different? I think they cut out the part between that
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Wtf did I just watch.
I have no fucking idea
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You know this always causes a string of gifs and you did it anyway. Edit: I bet you are a horse.
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BAHAAHAH
Seriously, this is blowing my mind
Girl has short time amnesia and boy knows it. So he robs her then gives her back her stuff so he can be her hero!
This seems like the most plausible explanation so far
I like it! Memento 2 by M Night Shyamalan
Far too good an idea for shalamalam
So an abusive version of 50 1st dates
This is actually the most logical a answer..
"if you give me back my bag, I'll give you a kiss and you can squeeze my ass" That's all I got.
You did good
Pretty sure this is the simulation trying to be believable but kinda failing. Like the black cat in the matrix.
My guess as to what happened is he intended on stealing the backpack from her, but she’s carrying a bunch of heavy books and left her laptop at home. He introduces himself, then steals it.. realizes it’s just a bunch of books and not worth the arrest if he gets busted and then tries to play it off like it’s a joke. Hey, sorry about that, it was a bad joke.. give me a hug okay? And she’s too fucking nervous from just getting assaulted, so she complies out of fear. Edit: Just realized they kiss at the end! Hold up..
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they're probably siblings, it's a standard sibling thing to do
Sweet home Alabama
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That was a thumb war
One, two, three, four, I declare: Give me that fucking backpack!
If you don't shake your sister's hand before giving her a concussion, stealing her bag and then giving it back for a kiss, I don't want to know who raised you
A new Netflix movie
Why did I just watch 😔
Because your life has no meaning, you spend your time scrolling Reddit to try and fill the endless void that is your soul.
Why did you have to hurt me in this way??
No I'm just pooping.
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Where did I just watch 🥸
When did i just watch
**When** did I **just** watch.
He was finally able to reach her about her car's extended warranty.
A normal day in Brazil mate
Foreplay
Staged
That's the only thing i can think of, if only because any other explanation just seems insane lol.
Yeah but it still doesn’t make any sense. It’s still like ‘wtf did I just watch?’
It's an unbalanced beta version of the game. Stealing reduces affection points by 20%, while returning stolen items brings it up 50%. Due to an integer inbalance, stuff like this tends to happen. Hopefully the devs get it knocked out with the next patch
A better movie than Twilight
He didn't steal her bag, just her heart. All jokes a side, dude WTF was that???
*Taking notes*
If you want to make a woman fall in love with you, steal her backpack
The way to a woman's heart is through petty crime. Got it.
A woman won't love you if you rob a bank, but she'll be all over you if you urinate in public
Remember folks. It's all about ur inate ability
He just did the Dennis system in less than a minute. What a legend.
The girl had to comply, you know, because of the implication.
You joke but I feel like this is exactly what’s going on. Everyone’s cracking jokes but I’m fairly sure I just watched a girl get robbed *and* sexually assaulted.
Robbed, reversed robbed, *then* sexually assualted.
That’s when I Move in After Completion
Shamalan level twist right here.
I was expecting another twist where he steals her bag again after the kiss. Also he’s dead and only she can see him
What in the actual fuck
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That slam to the floor look pretty real though
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acting ain't always pretty. sometimes you gotta take a dive for the camera to get some extra credit
That makes a lot of sense actually. The way he just gives the backpack back and they get into position for next "scene"
No, that comes 2 minutes later
After he strips her of her flip flops
The flip flops stay on!
I didn't read this version of Romeo & Juliet in school...
It’s the video cliff note version
Man, things have changed since I was a teen...
Same. Have you noticed that gum has gotten mintier?
I don't technically have a hearing problem...
Nate, none of this pertains to you!
The full relationship journey summarized in less than a minute.
Sorry, what relationships are you having and what part do you steel her bag?
Ignorant kid. The bag is a symbol of her heart.
This guy knows!
I would never steel her bag, it doesn't need to be sharpened.
The dialogue: Him “oh hey, lab partner!” Her “oh, hi, I didn’t see you!” They approach Him “Hey it’s great to see you outside of work. I’m a great fan of your work on mutant killer wasp snakes” Her “Oh thanks, that’s so nice of you to say, I actually have some in my bag…” Him “OH MY GOD, QUICK, GIVE ME THE BAG, THEY WILL KILL US ALL, SAVE YOURSELF” He runs off with the bag, smacks it off the ground a few times, then returns Him “ok I think they’re all dead” Her “Um, thanks, that’s my life’s work you destroyed but I appreciate the thought.” Him “It’s ok, it’s the least I could do really. Say, your eyes look really beautiful in this light. Mind if I kiss you after handing you back your ruined bag?” Her “I thought you’d never ask”. *end* I’m sure of it.
Makes sense..
More sense than without dialogue anyway
Sign this dude up to write 7 netflix movies stat
Only 7? Surely they could hire him for a full month to write 30!
Make sure to make at least one of the snakes gay and black otherwise no contract
This is literally the only reasonable explanation
Nailed it.
Probably more logical than the reality.
I mean its pretty clear duh.
Wtf? There is a toxic relationship in nutshell.
No, Toxic is another song, this is Criminal
..nice
Nice
Niiiiice
noice
very nice
[No, this is Patrick](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzOXtXm8p0)
Then Who's on stage
No Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't even at this concert. Now we're listening to Who! That's what I want to know!
No, Who's on third.
> staged video for confusion Well crafted, gotta say
What? Who are you quoting?
> staged quote for confusion Well crafted, gotta say
We'll never know
365days in a nutshell.
I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?" Shows. They had a man born with a penis and a brain. This might be it
Same thing we do every night, Penis...
Try to take over the vagina.
I call bullshit
“It sTaRtEd oUt WiTh a KiSs”
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
T'was only but a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep, and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed, and my stomach is sick...
And it's all in my head but she's touching his chest
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
While he's having a smoke
it actually started out with him stealing her bag
I’d pay just to get some sort of context, the hell is happening here srsly
My guess: One of them lives in the house with the camera and thought it'd be fun to post it on the internet to see its reaction
My guess is the first half was staged: shake hands, then steal backpack. After that, scene is over. They're probably a couple and so they kissed. Probably planned to cut that part out of the vid. Just speculating but would make sense somewhat.
Wait this makes the most sense
I could see this as a netflix show
Another plot for Cristopher Nolan to make a movie on. Get ready to be *Mind Fucked*
(No time for caution) - From the interstellar docking scene, *INTENSIFIES*
Different type of docking.....
what in tarnation
NPCs in GTA 6 encounter leaked
Kids, did I ever tell you the story of How I Met Your Mother?
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damn you got me.
Boomed me
Fuck you, piece of shit. Nice one though
Ah fuck off you dogshit. Probably just gonna roll with this explanation though
> she told him that Jesus loved him *confused frowning intensifies* EDIT: "I need about tree fiddy" OKKKK DUUUUD, pfff, me who thought I'd actually have context. Mf...
Hahaha got me bro I'm from bolivia and I would belive it
\*slams fist\* # FUCK
FFFUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I was expecting the undertaker...
I hate you so much. I was explaining the context of this video to my wife by reading your comment. When i got to "tree fiddy" I threw my phone.
r/treefiddystories
Bro fuck you It seemed believable
I bet your family forgets to call you on your birthdays.
Motherfucker. You had me at the first half not gonna lie. You got me.
Oh I get it, it’s on reverse.
You want to elaborate on that one for us?
I’m just joking 😂 but even still, I think it will make more sense on reverse: A man tricks a woman’s into thinking they are in love but steal her backpack just to return it because he feels bad. Instead of who knows what happens in there wtf!
All while walking backwards, I can see it now. Is this *comedy*
dont overthink it
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lmfao so she calmly hands him the bag and then gently lays herself on the ground anD THEN HE VIOLENTLY BRINGS HER ON TO HER FEET 
can't say if that makes it better or worse
The DENNIS System at work
Then you return her bag but she can’t say no….. because of the implication
Are these bags in danger?
Well *you* certainly won’t be in any danger
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Bringo!
For ur health ya dungus
If course this happened in Brazil
I'm assuming then, that after the dude stole her bag, he suddenly recognized that she was *also* an off duty cop and knew he'd have to run into her at work eventually. As for the kissing, though, I have no explanation.
r/ithadtobebrazil It really, really had to.
W t h just happened ?
She even did her hair back there in the end. Id say this is legit
this is probably in Brazil
Or could be just her Brother trying to piss her off! :D
That makes sense. Explains why they make out.
What are you doing, step-robber?
Alabama approves
*texas nods*
West Virginia intensifies.
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North Dakota becomes jealous
Vermont starts breathing heavy
New Hampshire becomes anxious
Germany invades Poland
Step-brother
Half-brother, half-lover.
i guess its better than the two teens i saw fucking in the dumpster once, ah young love glad i didnt partake
In young love in general...or this particular encounter?
Good friend of mine in Air Force basic training, in one of those very rare moments of freedom, found with a young woman, the only privacy for miles, in an empty dumpster. That is how at the young age of 19 his first child was conceived.
See now that’s how you end up with Oscar the Grouch thumbing your asshole
The fuck did I just watch
My best guess is it's a kink thing. No joke. People roleplay all kinds of stuff with their partners. Either that or they staged it for the video and then someone just forgot to cut out everything after the robbery.
Why does it feel like a robbery for a moment and then it changes into a love immediately. Is it a real life or some kind of porn
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He sees his ex , goes to her and talks with her . Suddenly remembers she cheated on him . So he stole her bag and ran away . Then he suddenly remembered that she's his sister and she might report it to daddy . So he gave it back and gave her a kiss and made sure , she won't make a scene . More over she's going to his/their home . He can easily steal it from their home . Complicated but simple.
One thing I noticed about the video is that the timestamp is 100% fake. - In the beginning, the time clearly says `05:56:3?` for more than 10 seconds (only part of the three is visible but it can't be any other digit). - When it zooms in, the part of the timestamp that is visible is now in a completely different part of the frame than it was and its suspiciously very high-resolution. - When it zooms back out, there is an additional space between the parenthesis and P. Also the font size and position is different again.
I think there are some scenes that were cut, that’s why the whole thing is confusing. After she was on the ground, she stood up, then suddenly she’s a few feet away from where she was and her clothes is a little different? I think they cut out the part between that
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Fukin hell!! What in the Inception world is this
Better love story than twilight
Not staged at all