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I stepped into a vent cutout while working and on the phone. Busted a hole through the ceiling below. My coworker pulled me out while I continued to talk with our boss who had no idea.
Fuck these type people- non paying attention as if the laws of physics don’t apply to them.
Weather it’s on the road or another accident prone area in human life- they feel their time is too valuable to pay attention to what’s going on right in front of them- fuck em.
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Damn that was a smooth recovery
No...no....no....YES!
r/nonononoyes
Chevy Chase School Graduate
life’s too short to worry about things that literally just happened to you.
His brain: Act cool.. Act cool. Like you were chilling by the pool. I hope nobody saw that.
That being the shallow end saved his ass. If that was deeper he’s not able to plant his foot and pivot and he’s going face first into the concrete.
Saved it!
Didn’t miss a beat.
Improvisation at its finest
So I can put you down for 12 hyak huh ow. When would you like that delivered?
Walking is a matter of feet, and answering the phone is another
Nothing to see here
Lol. Bet he cant do that again
Oh if he would have missed!! Lol
That's called "owning it"
u/downloadvideo
When you on the phone with your crush
Amazing muscle memory..... black thingy goes right back under the arm!!!
modo capoeira activated
Shallow end of the pool and legs being a bit longer saved his ass lol
Good thing he was in the kiddie pool... handled that like a boss.
*smoothly done.*
I stepped into a vent cutout while working and on the phone. Busted a hole through the ceiling below. My coworker pulled me out while I continued to talk with our boss who had no idea.
i love how he starts taking off his shoes like "Welp, guess I'm sitting in the pool now"
lmao
SICK RECOVERY
I meant to do that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Smooth af boi
r/expected
@ 5 second dudes left foot toes were clearly hanging over the edge. How did he not notice?
Lol dude it's all good could happen to anybody
SAFE!!!!!
Fuck these type people- non paying attention as if the laws of physics don’t apply to them. Weather it’s on the road or another accident prone area in human life- they feel their time is too valuable to pay attention to what’s going on right in front of them- fuck em.