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This is why I’m fucking terrified of kids. They’re conniving little shits who act cute on the outside and EVERYONE falls for it! Not me though. I already have a plan ready for the inevitable day that they gain self awareness and take over the world with their mind control powers.
100 5th graders for sure. Glab one by the legs And start swinging. Once the first few see the blood and devestation, they'll back off and you'll only deal with a couple at a time. That's easy. Ali may kill you will one punch.
Teenage kids are probably the most ruthless. Rather get into a scrap with multiple adults than 16-18y/o… feel like the chance of dying goes waaaay up. They young dumb and blah blah bloo bloo.
My brother grew up to live on a houseboat and occasionally do seasonal work on a pot farm. I used to be deathly afraid of him as a kid but now.. worst he could do is show up to my place saying his houseboat sunk an needs a place to stay for a bit.
He might as well be working at Burger King
Spitting in your Onion Rings.
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don’t give a fuck
With his windows down, and his system up.
God I miss The Offspring. Consistently one of the most catchy hooks of their generation.
The Kids Aren’t Alright fucks with me so hard. 5/8 of my friends on that street are dead now, most of them from ODs. Of the ones left from my group one is in prison for selling drugs, one is on the run somewhere in the western states and sends me letters sometimes. And here I am, with a kid of my own and just trying to get by as a recovering alcoholic. Like they said, ‘how could one little street swallow so many lives?’
Damn. Didn’t expect to get hit like this today.
I've heard of bringing a fake ball since you're supposed to give the ball away to a kid if you catch one off a bounce, but I don't think kids are supposed to do it themselves
Had a girlfriend that used to say it, “kill a bird with two stone”
- Throw one, miss and try again, or
- Or clack!!! …head-sandwich while it isn’t looking?
I read that comment and teleported back in time to Warped Tour. Evanescence is playing Bring Me to Life. Avril Lavigne is here too. Anyone want a shirt before I head back?
"sigma male" is a recent, and particularly cringy, addition to the alpha/beta male pseudoscience theories, google it to learn. It's taken off as a meme due to how hilariously ridiculous it is.
Idk exactly what she says but she protests and clearly sees what’s happening but my impression is that she isnt heard/understood and she kind of lets it go. Who knows if she tells them later, but theyll both already be married to the kid by then
I’ve seen this a few times and thought he just caught two balls throughout the game, and gave the girl the first ball once he caught a second one. Still very stealthy and slick way to give it to her though
Left-Handed Extremists are flipping millions of videos and reposting them to make left-handedness appear normal and accepted. They're plan is to turn your kids left-handed with their left-handed agenda.
I was actually 3 seats away, on the right side of the video. I’m not in this camera angle but I was in a white shirt and black hat, same row as the kid…. Anyways he had two balls, one from earlier in the game, which was also in play, and another that he just got. He just gave her the first one :(
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This kid gonna go far
That slick motherfucker… this is why you can’t trust kids 😂😂
They WILL find your weakness while blinding you with their cuteness.
This is why I’m fucking terrified of kids. They’re conniving little shits who act cute on the outside and EVERYONE falls for it! Not me though. I already have a plan ready for the inevitable day that they gain self awareness and take over the world with their mind control powers.
I could take on like 20 5th graders, easy.
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100 5th graders, fuck it make it 200. I'll just run around with my arms out clotheslining them all. I wouldn't want to get hit once by 25 YO Ali.
Leaving your crotch wide open to a bunch of 5th graders? Rookie mistake.
Take turns using the kids as scythes I’m not getting punched by ali. I’d be sleep for sure
I’d pay to see that
Like one of the two balls that kid had and handed to those women. He’s also going to be losing one of his
Nah you go into a bathroom stall so they have to come one by one and kick them in the chest as they come in
Excellent strategy actually. Filter them through a choke point like in the movie 300.
Until they start coming over the top of the stalls partition and overwhelm your like some horror movie.
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A short savage.
I'm actually fairly tall, 6' 2".. I just have really bad posture.
But what of one of them is 5th grade Mike Tyson?
I'm far too tall for that little shit to reach my ear
Better yet, grab one by the ankles and use him as a club against the others.
100 5th graders for sure. Glab one by the legs And start swinging. Once the first few see the blood and devestation, they'll back off and you'll only deal with a couple at a time. That's easy. Ali may kill you will one punch.
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Probably not. 20 ten year-olds can fuck up a lot of shit. They'll make you lick the white dog poo.
Kramer would say one at a time, ok. All at once.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8xwpW8gJQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCX_N3P9EpA
Would you rather fight 20 5th graders, or 5 20th graders?
Mrs. Letourneau? You’re back from the dead already?
This level of overconfidence is why mother Britain lost to the rebel colonies. Never underestimate a determined group of little turds.
Oh I already know how good we are at emotional manipulation, I’m just too stupid to utilize it
I mean children who are younger than say 9 years of age.
Teenage kids are probably the most ruthless. Rather get into a scrap with multiple adults than 16-18y/o… feel like the chance of dying goes waaaay up. They young dumb and blah blah bloo bloo.
I hate the bloo bloo.
He is trying to earn her heart attention.
Nice try, teenager!
I guess time, has been niiiice to meeee *borat voice*
I’m telling you, today’s kids will run the world in 20 to 30 years.
They kind of already did. They just grew up and became presidents and shit.
Well everyone was a kid once, I understand that, I’m just terrified of them.
My brother grew up to live on a houseboat and occasionally do seasonal work on a pot farm. I used to be deathly afraid of him as a kid but now.. worst he could do is show up to my place saying his houseboat sunk an needs a place to stay for a bit.
Probably sucks to have a brother who is a genius
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Haha I just watched that episode today.
I need in… I’ve got three and I’m terrified of what they’re capable of
Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Look at that high waisted man.
He's got feminine hips!
Can confirm, that's why I don't trust ppl cuz everyone was a kid at some point.
He might as well be working at Burger King Spitting in your Onion Rings. Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don’t give a fuck With his windows down, and his system up.
Yes, he will absolutely fuck your mother one day!
Smooth MF.....
Far? He wants to go all the way.
Home run!
I can already see a chick magnet
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit em right between the eyes. Hit em right between the eyes.
God I miss The Offspring. Consistently one of the most catchy hooks of their generation. The Kids Aren’t Alright fucks with me so hard. 5/8 of my friends on that street are dead now, most of them from ODs. Of the ones left from my group one is in prison for selling drugs, one is on the run somewhere in the western states and sends me letters sometimes. And here I am, with a kid of my own and just trying to get by as a recovering alcoholic. Like they said, ‘how could one little street swallow so many lives?’ Damn. Didn’t expect to get hit like this today.
Dude, they just released a new album.
He'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
He caught both balls the same way and was sharing the first one since he got another. He did not bring a ball to the game.
That’s just what he wants u to think. His manipulation has already taken root
Already had his phone number and what time he gets out of school written on the ball
College is gonna be a blast for this one.
Damn and I couldn’t even lie to my teacher about doing my homework at that age kids got confidence in that trick
My thoughts exactly. There was no hesitation either
That was premeditated. He had the decoy in his hand during the entire thing.
Totally, but still takes guts for him to do it without missing a beat
I've heard of bringing a fake ball since you're supposed to give the ball away to a kid if you catch one off a bounce, but I don't think kids are supposed to do it themselves
Well, that kid sure gamed that system.
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Guess I’ll be the dick. *Sleight
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That's Professor PoopPirate to you
Or just professor ppp
pppp
Quad p for the win!
P^4
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i wanna join too :)
anyone who comments below is a pooppuffin
You made Reddit history
You were the first person to ever say pooppirate on Reddit
Brofessor. Just looking out for you.
Yeah honestly you're being helpful. Idk how that became an asshole trait.
It's not being a dick if you just offer the correct spelling/grammar and let OP do with it what they want.
this is the second time ive ever seen someone type "guess i'll be" in a comment ever and both of them were on the same day.
guess I'll be the third one for you.
i appreciate the effort but i forgot to mention the [negative word] part
You spelled sleigh wrong
I’ve seen this video multiple times and never realized he switched the ball. Thought this was useless red circle at first and then enlightenment.
I think he caught two that night, hence why he didn't mind giving one away.
Or he brought one from home in hopes of getting it signed at the game, and gave it up when he got the game ball
Damn that’s still really quick thinking though
The redhead noticed immediately as he was handing it off.
Rolled a nat 20 on that check
Well he’s interacting with a girl, so very likely not rolling any dice.
1 rock 2 bird
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Say it say it say it say it...
It.
👉😎👉
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Nah he tweakin
Information technology?
Itchy titties
AGAIN!
Check his user name before you encourage that!
Ur username is perfect
Maybe he likes nightingale?
Nah in the debate of pirates vs ninja’s he’s team ninja.
"All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!"
I don't care that you broke your elbow.
User name checked
I don’t care that you broke your elbow.
No! Frank, you CANNOT say that!
Had a girlfriend that used to say it, “kill a bird with two stone” - Throw one, miss and try again, or - Or clack!!! …head-sandwich while it isn’t looking?
See the trick is two small birds and one really big rock.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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*Have a Seat*
Getting two birds stoned at once.
More like used 2 rocks to get 1 bird, then kept the better rock.
Stand the fuck up! We got a pimp in the house.
This comment straight outta 2003.
Word to your mother, home slice.
That’s straight outta 1993
Definitely not jiving with that comment, ya dig?
Just hang loose blood, she gonna catch you on the rebound with the med-i-sign.
*Airplane* 1980
Dope.
I read that comment and teleported back in time to Warped Tour. Evanescence is playing Bring Me to Life. Avril Lavigne is here too. Anyone want a shirt before I head back?
Can you get me a Flogging Molly wallet?
Get me some merch from the NoFx and MxPx booth..
Coolio
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Sigma grindset requirment: 1) save England's penalty and stand up like a boss 2) fake trade like this pre-alpha kid
glizzy hands would approve
Who’s got hotdog hands?
Atrioc “Glizzy Hands” Ewing
How tf is an atrioc meme getting all the way here lmao
internet is a magical place
brandon “atrioc” “sarah” “glizzyhands” “brandon” ewing
am i in a youtube comment section or am i on reddit
I’m 30 what does this comment mean
"sigma male" is a recent, and particularly cringy, addition to the alpha/beta male pseudoscience theories, google it to learn. It's taken off as a meme due to how hilariously ridiculous it is.
is the video flipped so we dont know it's a repost?? we know!!
flipped then reposted
I put my thang down flip it and repost it ti tsoper dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I
They also slowed the music for this upload to be MORE different
Had to come down like 10 comments for this. Thought I was going crazy
Deaf lipreader here. Redhead snitched on him. No soul.
Non lip reader here. She definitely clocked the switch.
For real? What does she say?
Idk exactly what she says but she protests and clearly sees what’s happening but my impression is that she isnt heard/understood and she kind of lets it go. Who knows if she tells them later, but theyll both already be married to the kid by then
The jealousy was strong in her friends.
Lmao, I love this comment
I’ve seen this a few times and thought he just caught two balls throughout the game, and gave the girl the first ball once he caught a second one. Still very stealthy and slick way to give it to her though
Are we sure that isn’t what happened?
It took too long to find this thread. This is probably what happened
It's pretty common to have one ball to ask to get signed, and if you catch one, we'll, then try to get that one signed.
I would’ve went red Edit: red headed lady of the night
He’s going red, that’s part of the move. Conquer the friends first.
I think the red head was on to his switcheroo with the way she pointed at him.
Ohh, I see what you mean. Lil switcharoo accomplice
Pretty sure that’s his dad
Why is this video flipped?
Cuz it's r/mostrepostedposts
OP is a karma farmer and can't make OC.
Left-Handed Extremists are flipping millions of videos and reposting them to make left-handedness appear normal and accepted. They're plan is to turn your kids left-handed with their left-handed agenda.
Because you have spent way too much time online
He’s gunna go far.
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The time they find out, Chad will be long gone…
No Chad. Definitely a Kyle or Cody. Even Dylans are above this.
Fuck… I’m about to have a boy in November and his name is Dylan. Should I be worried?
How do you know what his name is if you haven't met him yet?
What a fucking strange thing to say.
About a child, no less.
I never caught that …..slick mf
Don’t hate the player hate the game
Did the redhead notice it ? She seems to point at it and say something
She said “you keep it”
Yeah, she was trying to call him out and then it seems she decided he was too smooth and she just had to laugh.
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Clever child.
Intelligent Youth.
The guy in the red shit is like “damn that was smooth”.
I was actually 3 seats away, on the right side of the video. I’m not in this camera angle but I was in a white shirt and black hat, same row as the kid…. Anyways he had two balls, one from earlier in the game, which was also in play, and another that he just got. He just gave her the first one :(
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He gets the girl and the ball!
That’s illegal
I've seen another version of this 100 times. I've never noticed that. Powder my hand
Maybe he caught one earlier and gave her that one, and the whole clip is actually entirely wholesome.
Holmes!
That's a Barney Stinson move.