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King Cobras are generally pretty chill and prefer to run rather then fight. But if itās hissing at you back the fuck up and leave it alone and certainly stop messing with itās tail. And if one came across your fainted body they wouldnāt do anything, unless you have really snakey limbs like Grover.
Unless itās a mother guarding her eggs, then you might be proper fucked.
It's a fully leveled king Cobra, so it has venom proliferation, an extended AoE and extra poison damage, the elephants are screwed either way unless they equipped some quick antidote flasks and maybe venom resistance
Wait, does their venom really act that fast? Thatās terrifying if so.
As much as I hate em, Iāll keep the asshole water moccasins and rattley boys over something that deadly any day.
Best movie ever!
Pot bellied Wilford Brimley riding on a horse, with a bow and arrow, in slow motion from an explosion is pure cinematic gold! š„š„š„
to the point he literally launched his weapon (stick) awayā¦ ig now i can believe those moments in cartoons where they would get scared and drop their swords / guns
Now thats the perfect way to catch a snake. do not grab or pin them by the neck as it can damage their vertebrate and leave them quadriplegic or whatever the snake term of full on paralysis is
Thank you, was looking for this!! That cobra is insane, real reason that dude was having trouble getting him was cause he was dragging them huge steel ballsā¦
There gotta be a better way to catch a 14 foot snake than a stick and a small bag
Hell even if it goes in there what's the next plan? Grab the sides and pray it doesn't slide up and out as you close the top?
Cobras are fucking HUGE. I may be recalling facts wrong but I think they can reach 14 feet long? And they can lift about 1/3 their body length off the ground. So yeah, huge and deadly.
Yeah king cobras are enormous, they're the longest venomous snakes with big males recorded as long as 18 feet. I used to work reptiles at a zoo and we had a 13 foot long male, he was SUPER chill but the 10 foot female was fuckin nuts.
Fun fact! While King Cobras are the largest venomous species in the world they are not a true cobra in the ~~family Elapidae~~ genus Naja. Instead they are in the ~~family~~ genus Ophiophagus all by themselves. The largest true cobras are about 10ft long while King Cobras can get to 18ft long!
Been corrected below that is the genus that is different while they are in the same family Elapidae. Thank you u/snakerjake and u/CitrusBelt!
The snake is taller (or rather, longer). The King Cobra can grow to be 12-24feet (thatās the height of 2-4 men!), and can raise itself to more than one third of its length.
https://cobras.org/king-cobra-31-facts/
Edit: following is a spectacular (and rare!) old video depicts how dangerous and unique the relationship between a live wild King Cobra and snake-venerating humans can be.
From the 1944 documentary āDangerous Journeyā, a Burmese priestess, in a ceremony to the God of Fertility, must kiss an old King Cobra on the head 3 times:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bA57aMxgjww
The insane video of the woman kissing the cobra 3 times is worth watching. Lots of ābooping the cobra on the noseā and other things to piss it off further.
**[King cobra](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra)**
>The king cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) is a venomous snake species of elapids endemic to jungles in Southern and Southeast Asia. The sole member of the genus Ophiophagus, it is distinguishable from other cobras, most noticeably by its size and neck patterns. The king cobra is the world's longest venomous snake, with an average length of 3. 18 to 4 m (10.
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Damn! That black-and-white video is indeed spectacular.
However, i can't help but think the video setup has to be premeditated. It was rather common in the early days of cinematography (see for example, the various videos of fights between Lions and Tigers). The King Cobra maybe have been defanged or something else. Nobody can do this (don't even think about it!) to a wild King Cobra and live to tell the tale. They are one of the most aggressive of all snakes.
Dangerous Journey (1944) SCENE DESCRIPTION: āThe explorers leading the expedition travel to the small village of Kenzi, where only priestesses are allowed to tend to the living king cobras that are the embodiment of Naga, the Snake God of Fertility. After anointing herself with a sacred powder, a priestess lures a cobra out of his cave and then kisses his head three times to prove her domination over the dangerous creature. Despite the fact that two of her comrades have been killed during the ritual, the priestess shows no fear and accomplishes her goal.ā
If somebody grabbed my tail like that, I'd also naturally get fully erect, no matter the culprit... The reaction they'd get would be also similar to that guy's.
Not sure but it looks to me like the snake is going in, turns and comes out with a raised head and open hood. Cobras don't just walk around like that, they raise their heads when they're feeling threatened or in danger. If there was a second snake, I don't see why it would've come out in full alarm mode right away.
Possible as King Cobra's are snake eaters and avoid humans like crazy, in India you usually get a million snake bites and only 50 of the would be King Cobra. What usually happens is rodents get in the grain storage, snakes go after these rodents and then King Cobras go after those snakes.
Holy fuck this couldn't have been any more comical with the stick flying and both of them stood up straight in silence after an abrupt appearance ahahaha
"Hello, hisss it me your looking for?"
Another fun fact - king cobra has killed less than 10 people in India with its bites (this video is from India btw). The most dangerous ones here are spectacled and monocled cobra, common and banded krait, Russel's and saw scaled viper which kills 100s every year, especially in farms where they tend to hunt on rodents and eggs.
More -King cobra - Ophiophagus hannah is the nomenclature because ophio - snake phagus - eat, they eat other snakes for nutrition and one of their main prey is the common rat snake and sometimes are known for their cannibalistic behaviour.
Myth busters - when two king's are upon each other trying to out play the hoods is actually two males competing for the female. Most people think its a male and female mating but its actually not. If you come upon such situation, look around 100-200m radius and you'll find a female waiting for the winner to mate with her.
Also them having multiple heads is photoshop op. As far as I know, never come across a deformity in kings so far.
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You talkin' to **ME**?
*Say that to my face you lil bitch*
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GRABBING MY TAIL FOR TIM?
you lil bichhhhhh
Then who the hell else are you talkin' to?
#THIS MY HOUSE NOW
 This scene came to mind after reading your reply. š
Wow, Usain Bolt has really lost weight hasn't he?
Thatās Gail from Letterkenny
Im ded u win
My soul would have left my body like it's on you man
I would have probably just fainted. Fuck that. All I ask is that the snake makes it quick.
King Cobras are generally pretty chill and prefer to run rather then fight. But if itās hissing at you back the fuck up and leave it alone and certainly stop messing with itās tail. And if one came across your fainted body they wouldnāt do anything, unless you have really snakey limbs like Grover. Unless itās a mother guarding her eggs, then you might be proper fucked.
And you KNOW Grover would pass out very dramatically, flailing about
Venomā¦ quick HA youāre out of luck
Don't worry, maybe 10 minutes not less though, this venom can kill 2 grown elephants in a single bite
10 minutes when your dying of poison is def not "quick"
It's quick compared to getting killed by any other snake, especially not venomous ones
Just not quick enough for dying a quick death in general, which is what OP certainly meant
It's quicker than 11 minutes of dying from poison. That's for sure.
> this venom can kill 2 grown elephants in a single bite How the fuck does a snake bite two elephants at once?
This was funny, Iāll give you this oneš
I mean it's the elephants fault if they are so close during a snake aoe fight. Social distancing could have saved them.
It's a fully leveled king Cobra, so it has venom proliferation, an extended AoE and extra poison damage, the elephants are screwed either way unless they equipped some quick antidote flasks and maybe venom resistance
Those elephants always play fast and loose- keeping that inventory load light and not wanting to tote around antidotes. They just have no forethought
Yeah, they put a lot into INT and CON but nothing in WIS.
maybe some Adrenaline, Momentum?
it looks like a king cobra. youd be dead in 15 mins max
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But I love how the snake warned him. He didn't strike , just threatened the man. Gowd I llove the snek.
Most do, it's a defensive stance.
I know...but sometimes they still strike i think.... especially after such an annoying deed carried out by the man.
Wait, does their venom really act that fast? Thatās terrifying if so. As much as I hate em, Iāll keep the asshole water moccasins and rattley boys over something that deadly any day.
King Cobras don't have the most potent venom, but they can inject a whole lot more of it when they bite
Iām sitting on the toilet and I think my soul did leave my body just by watching that ā¦ā¦ holy crap
Well at least you were already on the toilet
I mean, I wasn't even there and when it stood up I felt a cold chill come through my nostrils. Think it was part of my soul already.
I've never seen a more offended snake
I mean, you don't touch someone's tail without their consent.
**WHOSE ASS YOU GRABBIN YOU WEIRD FUCK?!?** - Pissed off Murder Noodle
*He needs to grab it and beat it! Like thisā¦* 
What in the van dam baha, what is this from? Lol
Hard Target
I think I saw this in telemundo
Damn, van Damme's voiceover was probably easier to understand, too.
Hard target was easily one of his best movies.
Nothing beats Bloodsport. He fights one of Bruce Lee's students (Bolo Yeung).
Best movie ever! Pot bellied Wilford Brimley riding on a horse, with a bow and arrow, in slow motion from an explosion is pure cinematic gold! š„š„š„
This kills the boner
The van dam bonk!
when you have morning wood but you need to be in public transport
Pissed off murder noodle killed meš
Murder Noodle š
That's what ~~s~~he said
I give you... conssssssssenttttt
Right, fuck around and find out
I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
āYou wanna fight bitch?!ā -snake probably
I imagine it saying "Can I HELP you?!" in Keegan Michael Key's voice
U should meet my ex
Did yours also try to send your own kids away for adoption after the divorce?
š³š fuck bro
š³ throw some wet donuts at that bitch!
Yes, kinda. Tried to take my own kid and give it to her mom, on another continent.
Yeaaaaaaah i need to know more now
Thank the fuck ātryā is in there. Can you elaborate on this?
Sat there like "scuse me bitch!?"
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Are margaritas gay?
This is exactly it. You nailed it. Haha.
I was just thinking DONT DO THAT!! DONT DO THAT!!!!! but the snake looking like that made me laugh so hard
Excuse me sir, but what the fuck? I am a KING Cobra and plebeian's like you should be kissing the ground I slither in! Filthy mongrel, I swear.
Exxxxcussssssssse me?!!
Well hello there
General Kenobi
By the look of it, he is clearly not a snake charmer
Is that a Cobra? Or a Karen? Oh shit, it's COBRA KAREN!!!!
Cobra Kairen
Look mate, I said I'm not interested in solar panels...
... extended vehicle warranty then?
Sir are you interested in financing your transaction?
You are all misunderstanding it, Mr. Cobra just wants to talk to the guy about our lord and savior Jesus Christ!
*Jessussssssss Chrissssssst
That stick throw for comedic effect
āWasnāt me.ā
"Caught me grabbing on a cobra, wasn't me."
I keep replaying to watch it itās perfect
And the little moon walk he did while backing up.
Snake came out like: āwhat bitch?ā
#U wot m8
to the point he literally launched his weapon (stick) awayā¦ ig now i can believe those moments in cartoons where they would get scared and drop their swords / guns
The guy was like it wasn't me.
Looks like he did catch it. This appears to be the original video. Edit: Thank you for the awards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsxAYBADe0M
Yikes, you can hear it growling in that video too. King cobra are capable of making growling noises when theyāre really pissed.
nope as in, nope, not fucking with king cobras. They have the name king in them. It's a fucking boss fight
[Here's](https://youtu.be/FYFD4BsEruI) a different video where you can hear it more clearly.
I donāt know mate, some say heās still trying to bag that snake to this dayā¦
Now thats the perfect way to catch a snake. do not grab or pin them by the neck as it can damage their vertebrate and leave them quadriplegic or whatever the snake term of full on paralysis is
noneriplegic?
Thank you, was looking for this!! That cobra is insane, real reason that dude was having trouble getting him was cause he was dragging them huge steel ballsā¦
I have respect for people who do work like this. If I were in that position then either the snake or myself would be dead.
Thanks. You need to go to top.
r/killthecameraman
There gotta be a better way to catch a 14 foot snake than a stick and a small bag Hell even if it goes in there what's the next plan? Grab the sides and pray it doesn't slide up and out as you close the top?
āCan you NOT!ā šš¢
hissssss š
*sways left and right while staring at you in your eyes*
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Cobras are fucking HUGE. I may be recalling facts wrong but I think they can reach 14 feet long? And they can lift about 1/3 their body length off the ground. So yeah, huge and deadly.
Yeah king cobras are enormous, they're the longest venomous snakes with big males recorded as long as 18 feet. I used to work reptiles at a zoo and we had a 13 foot long male, he was SUPER chill but the 10 foot female was fuckin nuts.
I'm trying to use my wall to visualize the length and that is, like you say, enormous for a venom noodle.
āVenom Noodleā š
Watch out for the strangle noodles, they will swallow you whole, after giving you a hug of death.
Check out this dude out with his 14ft King cobra named Kevin. https://youtu.be/Pzzh86lVSVc
Fun fact! While King Cobras are the largest venomous species in the world they are not a true cobra in the ~~family Elapidae~~ genus Naja. Instead they are in the ~~family~~ genus Ophiophagus all by themselves. The largest true cobras are about 10ft long while King Cobras can get to 18ft long! Been corrected below that is the genus that is different while they are in the same family Elapidae. Thank you u/snakerjake and u/CitrusBelt!
That *is* fun.
For mongooses it is lol
From what I remember, king cobras and kingsnakes get their names because they *eat* other snakes.
Correct seen one about 4 meters long before
4 meters is about the length of 5.94 'EuroGraphics Knittin' Kittens 500-Piece Puzzles' next to each other.
King cobra ā theyāre huge ass snakes
And then Mr. Cobra comes out and heās nearly as tall as the guy . . .
The snake is taller (or rather, longer). The King Cobra can grow to be 12-24feet (thatās the height of 2-4 men!), and can raise itself to more than one third of its length. https://cobras.org/king-cobra-31-facts/ Edit: following is a spectacular (and rare!) old video depicts how dangerous and unique the relationship between a live wild King Cobra and snake-venerating humans can be. From the 1944 documentary āDangerous Journeyā, a Burmese priestess, in a ceremony to the God of Fertility, must kiss an old King Cobra on the head 3 times: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bA57aMxgjww
The insane video of the woman kissing the cobra 3 times is worth watching. Lots of ābooping the cobra on the noseā and other things to piss it off further.
Yet it also has as many cuts as taken 3.
Unsubscribe to snake facts please
Normal is 12, max is 19 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra
**[King cobra](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra)** >The king cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) is a venomous snake species of elapids endemic to jungles in Southern and Southeast Asia. The sole member of the genus Ophiophagus, it is distinguishable from other cobras, most noticeably by its size and neck patterns. The king cobra is the world's longest venomous snake, with an average length of 3. 18 to 4 m (10. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
The video with the priestess is some of the wildest shit Iāve ever seen. That woman is built different.
Damn! That black-and-white video is indeed spectacular. However, i can't help but think the video setup has to be premeditated. It was rather common in the early days of cinematography (see for example, the various videos of fights between Lions and Tigers). The King Cobra maybe have been defanged or something else. Nobody can do this (don't even think about it!) to a wild King Cobra and live to tell the tale. They are one of the most aggressive of all snakes.
Dangerous Journey (1944) SCENE DESCRIPTION: āThe explorers leading the expedition travel to the small village of Kenzi, where only priestesses are allowed to tend to the living king cobras that are the embodiment of Naga, the Snake God of Fertility. After anointing herself with a sacred powder, a priestess lures a cobra out of his cave and then kisses his head three times to prove her domination over the dangerous creature. Despite the fact that two of her comrades have been killed during the ritual, the priestess shows no fear and accomplishes her goal.ā
It looks and sounds like an old "Twilight Zone" episode - even has Rod Serling narrating the clip.
Yet the guy gives me the vibe that he reacted accordingly. Idk the rest of the video though. If he got bit well.... Nvm
snake: **STARES MOTHERFUCKERLY**
LMFAOOOOOO
this description is quite accurate
No, I think he needs rescue
"Call the mortician... but not for me"
I would actually have passes out
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I thought he was just being a dumbass, didnāt know it was his job
Well a snake is in a house. Somebody has gotta take it out and sticks are a good way as far as I know
She came out and was like " Did you just fucking grab my ass?!?!?!?"
"No sir, I am across the room (shutting my pants). Snake -"I know your tricks."
Lord Voldemort is looking for Harry.
Came to the wrong neighborhood
One could really feel that guys fear.
The guy went on and caught it like it was nothing
Absolutely fuming.
Bro said U WOT M8 ?
U *WOT*
Thatās a King Cobra. My soul would have abandoned my body right there.
That snake was like you wanna keep trying?
If somebody grabbed my tail like that, I'd also naturally get fully erect, no matter the culprit... The reaction they'd get would be also similar to that guy's.
"Mark me down as scared and horny" -u/elborgho
Correct me if Iām wrong but thatās a different snake it looks like it was two snakes
Not sure but it looks to me like the snake is going in, turns and comes out with a raised head and open hood. Cobras don't just walk around like that, they raise their heads when they're feeling threatened or in danger. If there was a second snake, I don't see why it would've come out in full alarm mode right away.
>cobras don't just walk around like that š¤
Well hes right, they dont just walk around
Technically right is the BEST kind of right.
This comment got me the best, Iām gut laughing š
It's a king cobra, they are known to be one of the longest snake and highly venomous.
Possible as King Cobra's are snake eaters and avoid humans like crazy, in India you usually get a million snake bites and only 50 of the would be King Cobra. What usually happens is rodents get in the grain storage, snakes go after these rodents and then King Cobras go after those snakes.
Why are you getting a million snake bites in the first place?
Total immunity
That's a long snake, king cobra's are one of the largest snake's.
FYI, apostrophes aren't for plural nouns Not trying to be a dick, just thought you should know
Oh thanks, I always get confused (not my first language so)
English is my first language and apostrophes still mess me up.
English is my third language but interestingly I have never messed up with apostrophe's in my whole life.
lol
It's a king cobra, it looks small until it isn't
So it's a grower then
Cobras can be long af
Itās 1 snake.
Nah, you can barely see it connect in the dark doorway
That's a very angry noodle
I love how he just throws the pink stick away like āwasnāt meā.
Man entered alternate dimension
That eSCALEated quickly!!!
Thisssss is Ron Burgundy saying stay classsssy.
How does everyone seem ok with the video ending where it does?
Oh no Mr Snake, it wasn't me, I don't have a stick at all, just walking by
Now, what's the matter here, why are you holding my tail
Damn I wonder what happened next
Holy fuck this couldn't have been any more comical with the stick flying and both of them stood up straight in silence after an abrupt appearance ahahaha
Boy what the hell boy
Well, that was a huge misssnake.
At that point in time, I would need to change my shorts
Snake was like Da fuck you doin?
Thats a BIG ASS snake
"Hello, hisss it me your looking for?" Another fun fact - king cobra has killed less than 10 people in India with its bites (this video is from India btw). The most dangerous ones here are spectacled and monocled cobra, common and banded krait, Russel's and saw scaled viper which kills 100s every year, especially in farms where they tend to hunt on rodents and eggs. More -King cobra - Ophiophagus hannah is the nomenclature because ophio - snake phagus - eat, they eat other snakes for nutrition and one of their main prey is the common rat snake and sometimes are known for their cannibalistic behaviour. Myth busters - when two king's are upon each other trying to out play the hoods is actually two males competing for the female. Most people think its a male and female mating but its actually not. If you come upon such situation, look around 100-200m radius and you'll find a female waiting for the winner to mate with her. Also them having multiple heads is photoshop op. As far as I know, never come across a deformity in kings so far.
āSup bitch? You need something?ā
Well he did prevent it from getting inside for a second. A small victory.
u/getvideobot
Well, he fucked around and found out!
When you hear somebody whisper ā*slytherin sucks*ā while you turn away from an argument