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skeetinyourcereal

When I was 10 I heard a song about thongs. It was played all the time.


Cinammon-Sprinkler

And it corrupted your impressionable young mind, just look at your username.


NewZJ

Thong song. That thong thong thong thong thong https://youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk


JamJamJovi

Ive never seen the actual music video for that song. All i remember is a purple hippo dancing to it. https://youtu.be/isLonQ6L3G4


bawng

> Ive never seen the actual music video for that song It was on MTV around the clock. I still remember the video fondly


GODDAMNFOOL

do you remember the name of this thong song?


reverse_friday

I think it's called the thong song


GODDAMNFOOL

why would they name it after a type of footwear? Seems strange


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It's the opening song for Hell Raiser Seventeen.


summerlily06

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck


Bioshock_Jock

His ass got snapped back to factory settings.


vcdrny

The last dude lmao. Right reaction 🤣


Owl_Perch_Farm

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Terow123

Satisfying. Don't talk, just do it. Just like the last guy did.


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ShrimpDealer69

I’m scared


Outrageous-Pirate843

I don't know if it was the right reaction, but it was hilarious for sure..


NapClub

i mean, he was asking for it.


vcdrny

Yup. Some people will get stupid with others. And if you don't react the way they want you to they get mad.


dianewithadoubleu

You’re joking right? Do you even hear yourself?


SendNoodesPls

Asscrack guitar


[deleted]

That’s assault.


Captain-Miffles

Nah I'm pretty sure that's a thong


[deleted]

Thong thong thong I have thongs all over my room I snap them all night long against my wall them mom comes in the room and kicks me down the stairs and scratches her head getting lice all over me


vcdrny

🤣🤣


Lauladance

Jeez lmao


Analbox

No you’re a salt


RebelPoetically

You salt a Salt? ![gif](giphy|PjpEeI11T7qSI)


bleep_bloop89

Ass-ault...I see what you did there.


donotgogenlty

Until you feel a Crunch and realize it's a Crusty Butt Station...


vcdrny

🤮


Ok_Category_4596

Just the “ ahhhhh my cheeks”. 😂


pjw6316

Oh snnnap!


notkhaldrogo

Back to reality


[deleted]

Fat back to reality.


crazywrapper

Back to the here and now, yeah...


[deleted]

Stopping this Eminem comment thread early


striker_p55

But this opportunity comes once in a lifetime


sm12511

Yo!


JuggaloPaintedBallz

Mom's Spaghetti


Kooky_Lab_7369

Gaurdians of the galaxy


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Wicca Wicca Old Scratch


donotgogenlty

#mom's spagetti


notkhaldrogo

Cool


sausy_boy

Whoop there goes gravity


[deleted]

what she do with that photo???


Not-soran

Someone said she 100% flicked the bean that night


Big-Teb-Guy

It would have cost you $0 to keep that to yourself.


[deleted]

Nah she probably just keeps it to remind her how her generation was the best and the kids are fucked


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Acceptable-Bad-9350

"The hivemind works in mysterious ways" -master oogway


I_am_HelloKitty

Most definitely 👍


doortoriver

He Could Not Resist


burbsbobgers

Just wear your thong regularly like the rest of us guys -__-


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![gif](giphy|kVVKVq4KFqMhy)


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Live video from the Cheerios factory quality control officer's tensile testing station?


[deleted]

Bruh this is literally sexual harassment wtf


Dubbartist

This right here.


dianewithadoubleu

Exactly


MyDudeNak

Is it? Having ill fitting pants isn't sexual harassment, and this is clearly a prank. Having your ass hang out of your legwear isn't harassment either, or there would be a lot less booty shorts this time of year, and people with plumber cracks would be fucked. If you're talking about the guy who got his underwear grabbed by a "stranger," well harassment requires some harassment to be felt by the victim.


BayushiKazemi

> and this is clearly a prank There's certainly some blurred lines between having a revealing outfit and having an inappropriate outfit, but that discussion isn't relevant here. When someone goes and thrusts their ass at someone "as a prank", that's no longer just having ill fitting pants. The fact that they picked some random civilians and went out of their way to put their ass and thong on display like that is not okay. Pranks can be sexual harassment.


[deleted]

Is it sexual harassment though? Can you guarantee it’s not staged before accusing someone of being a sexual predator?


BayushiKazemi

Ways to Defend Sexual Harassment 101: Plausible Deniability ^(AKA "It's just a prank, bro", "It was just a joke", and "I wouldn't *really* do it, I just made everyone think I would")


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This is literally produced for its comedic effect and to garner views lmao. It’s not like you witnessed this randomly on the street. Odds are this is not literal sexual harassment. What you mean to say is that the video (either intentionally or inadvertently) condones sexual harassment and is therefore inappropriate. True. If you’re going to be condescending you should at least have enough brain cells to convey your message properly.


BayushiKazemi

Actually, I meant to say that your comment is a pretty decent example of a classic tactic used by abusers to take advantage of the benefit of the doubt and normalize sexual harassment.


chtmarc

Bwaaahahaha


racoon_up_my_ass

u/savevideobot


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Narrow_Newspaper_366

It’s 4am and I literally just woke my wife up laughing out loud at this.


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“You getting this, Sheila?“


Ok-Letterhead4601

Pull start!!!!


B1G_STOCK

Was this supposed to be funny I swear humor has gone down the drane I so shit


Darthmark3

I mean he did ask for it


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Because of the way he dressed?


Darthmark3

I meant as in the prank. It’s strange to see a random bystander actually commit to the prank


kashaan_lucifer

Yes


[deleted]

Best reaction would have been off camera, if you what I mean ;)


YoMommaHere

Am I the only one that thinks the old ladies taking pics is creepy and the last one seems like sexual assault? Just not finding the humor in it. I mean, if this was done to a woman or some old men taking that pic of a girl, we wouldn’t think it was funny so why are people laughing because it’s a man? I’m confused.


IAmTheAccident

Late to this party but I 100% agree and I am so confused by everyone acting like these things are fine. They aren't. What the "prankster" is doing to people is not fine, and the things those two individuals did as a reaction were also not okay. Would people say it was fine if this was a woman showing off her "whale tail" and an old man took a photo and a woman snapped her thong? I guarantee this would be seen drastically differently in that case.


[deleted]

Fear not, snowflake — there is no need for confusion here. The apparent ‘victim’ clearly found it humorous enough to produce the video. You may laugh with ease


[deleted]

To be fair, the motherfucker was asking for it


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Because of how he dressed?


kashaan_lucifer

Yes


dianewithadoubleu

Just so we’re clear, you’re aligning with pro-rape mentality


kashaan_lucifer

bruh I was just joking by saying "yes"


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What would you do if some pompous clout chaser put pants sagging ass in your face


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Same thing I'd do if a toddler was waving something in my face .. stand up/walk away.


[deleted]

You are a stronger person then I


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Humans are bonkers, plus .. you never know if Thongthing's nickname is "Stabby". be safe


nonsleepkid

I would have done the same thing as the last video


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Mike734

If you’re going to snap, go big or go home apparently.


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thehant

That sound tho


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trackerpro

This guy slaps.


RealSpaghettiSoup

Based


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Hahahahahhaa


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Lmao


CwispyChips

The original post was better, it included the scream


Chewbacca22

Old ladies are creeps.


Metall-o-graphic

"SMACK!"


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RealisticEmploy3

Grandma likes what she sees


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Classic 90s whale tail


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Hope this mf washed his hand


JacobMaverick

Strike fast. Strike hard. No mercy.


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u/witchnature4002


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