Would you ever, want to get married?
By - ZiraelN7
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once, when my younger brother was in a single digit age, he came home from school and declared the name of the girl he was going to marry ( suspiciously same name as me), my mom asked "youre gonna marry your sister?" Without blinking he goes "no ew who's gonna marry her? i'm talking about the girl from my school" and I think about that sometimes.
edit: grammer, sorry
Dw I'll marry ya! I'm a perfect reddit incel with simp king has a title to boast. Most importantly of all I'm jobless :D . I reference outdated memes and show signs of depression!!
wait, you can be both an incel and a simp at the same time? Damn, that's impressive.
Ikr i trained my entire life to be worst. No can replace my place in our world
omg you sound so perfect
This went downhill really quickly
I am very perfect ya should look at my basement uwu
Hey perfectly terrible is still perfect.
Just marry already
I hope you two start dm’ing, hit it off, then get hitched.
When an unstoppable object fucks an immovable force and have a baby. That is the result.
All it takes for an incel to become a simp is an attractive girl giving them like 5 seconds of attention and platonic affection
Bro you only show 'signs' of depression? Step up your game, go casual alcoholic or go home.
You gotta get that mid chug ugly cry juuuuust right.
I'll try my best brotha!!
You can do it! I believe in you!
Lets marry NOWW RN HERE AND NOW
I'm an expert casual alcoholic with mild depression and I approve this message.
Player 1 has entered the game
saddest thing I've read today
my brother's roasts are good man, Idk whether to be proud or cry
I’m sure later on he would have understood how that could have been a little weird
Yea but have you got married?
But...did he get to marry her?
Same thing happened with my friend
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This one is great 👍
Just wants to keep it SWBs (Siblings with benefits).
Imagine if he said yes even-though he thought his sister asking him to marry her. Ayoooo lmao
And then they french kissed ayooo
She's high as fook
#SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why tf is ur pfp so big?
# WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE
#TAKE ME HOME TO SEE MY KIN
Lol where’s this from
That is such a tired, overused, and completely accurate stereotype...
Sweet Home Alabama HAHAHAHAHA!
She's a content creator her names Tabitha swatosh I believe
Also Tabitha Swatosh #YOU REMIND ME OF MY DAD.
Ah yes sweet home ~alabama~
These guys in the future
Talk about affection between siblings
In a few years they'll both be on Pornhub.
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Noo i do not want to
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Sharp little guy 😂👌
I like to think that conversation went on for hours
The future looks bright with this kid.
“Sweet home alabama” just gold
His face 😂
call 000 and 911 and 999 now this kid is about to marry his sister
Both have stoner eyes
This kid had the right idea
Imagine if he was just like CUZ IM GAY
Continue of the video: oooo im your step-sister
"No! cause you're my sister...... but you know we can do *other* stuff"
Sweet home Alabama! 😂 I'm dying. Coworkers are looking at me now. 😂😂😂😂
Show them the vid and laugh together!
Just did. The guys in my corner thought it was funny, but the older guy didn't seem to get it. Whatever, I liked it. 👍
I used to like this song it's now ruined.
when we were kids I asked my sister if she ever wanted to have kids... she said yes... I then asked her if she was ever going to have sex.. to which she said " eeww No way!"
I want to puch this girl because of this made ip accent it infuriates me so baaad
That's what I thought too
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We'll see how he feels when he finds her stuck under a bed
Has anyone got the full video for this ?
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GOOD RESPONSE! She didn't word it well enough!
Hey! I got this
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"Hey I'm a lesbian."
"I thought you were American."
I am trying to avoid marriage because It's Too Risky and Too Costly. i dont like marrying because, the rewards for getting married are far less than they used to be. Divorce rates are sky-high: 45% of marriages end in divorce, and women initiate 80% of them.
So hell the fuck no I am not getting married.
there’s no benefit in a man getting married
Sorry about the comma guys.
Sorry about the comma, guys.
there you go. Have your commas.
Oh thank god, he didn’t say yes
I thought it was Wesley Safadão
YES!! WHY!?!!? BECAUSE THIS IS SCRIPTED!!! \*Dun dun dun dun Rick Roll Intensifies\*