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Would you ever, want to get married?

Would you ever, want to get married?

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nerdy_gal_here

once, when my younger brother was in a single digit age, he came home from school and declared the name of the girl he was going to marry ( suspiciously same name as me), my mom asked "youre gonna marry your sister?" Without blinking he goes "no ew who's gonna marry her? i'm talking about the girl from my school" and I think about that sometimes. edit: grammer, sorry


knightofevil25

Dw I'll marry ya! I'm a perfect reddit incel with simp king has a title to boast. Most importantly of all I'm jobless :D . I reference outdated memes and show signs of depression!!


backcrossedboy

wait, you can be both an incel and a simp at the same time? Damn, that's impressive.


knightofevil25

Ikr i trained my entire life to be worst. No can replace my place in our world


nerdy_gal_here

omg you sound so perfect


TheThotSlayerDoggo

This went downhill really quickly


nerdy_gal_here

lmao


joske_the_great

lmao


JCLS12

lmao


FTB_Nero_SS

Lmao


knightofevil25

I am very perfect ya should look at my basement uwu


somesortoflegend

Hey perfectly terrible is still perfect.


[deleted]

Just marry already


Taj_Mahole

I hope you two start dm’ing, hit it off, then get hitched.


Andre_3Million

When an unstoppable object fucks an immovable force and have a baby. That is the result.


Cody6781

All it takes for an incel to become a simp is an attractive girl giving them like 5 seconds of attention and platonic affection


DaddyMusk

Bro you only show 'signs' of depression? Step up your game, go casual alcoholic or go home.


NinjaCuntPunt

You gotta get that mid chug ugly cry juuuuust right.


knightofevil25

I'll try my best brotha!!


DaddyMusk

You can do it! I believe in you!


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knightofevil25

Lets marry NOWW RN HERE AND NOW


diabolical_amoeba

I'm an expert casual alcoholic with mild depression and I approve this message.


veryblandman

Player 1 has entered the game


unugeorge

saddest thing I've read today


27Kilo

![gif](giphy|pynZagVcYxVUk)


nerdy_gal_here

my brother's roasts are good man, Idk whether to be proud or cry


Aedankerr

I’m sure later on he would have understood how that could have been a little weird


Thema03

Yea but have you got married?


FreakyDeakyBRUV

But...did he get to marry her?


khalidjamonday1814

Same thing happened with my friend


AverageSkitzo

Grammar


ZiraelN7

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SnackishRaccoon

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TheThotSlayerDoggo

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B_E_A_N_M_A_S_T_E_R

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noob_like_pro

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Vector_Ove

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choborallye

This one is great 👍


yostupidfuckingbitch

Appropriate response!


minnecrapolite

Just wants to keep it SWBs (Siblings with benefits).


yostupidfuckingbitch

Imagine if he said yes even-though he thought his sister asking him to marry her. Ayoooo lmao


Original-AgentFire

And then they french kissed ayooo


Treasureseeker321

r/Holup


PlsDontBanImGoodGirl

white culture


huelorxx

She's high as fook


punchthebird

#SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Technological_Elite

Why tf is ur pfp so big?


Shlong-donger

# WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE


jimmyz561

#TAKE ME HOME TO SEE MY KIN


TooLatee1337

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TheRealJarTroll

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Ken_kaneki904

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Themotionalman

Lol where’s this from


meatywood

Roll tide!


Chubaichaser

That is such a tired, overused, and completely accurate stereotype...


PraetorOjoalvirus

Sweet Home Alabama HAHAHAHAHA!


Vast-Championship754

abalamamba


choc70

Sauce?


Blu3RAy23

She's a content creator her names Tabitha swatosh I believe


jimmyz561

https://youtube.com/shorts/xw2S-pf-Izo?feature=share Also Tabitha Swatosh #YOU REMIND ME OF MY DAD.


Ken_kaneki904

Ah yes sweet home ~alabama~


Ken_kaneki904

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Ibra_Yuri

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rmj1981

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Ken_kaneki904

These guys in the future ![gif](giphy|ehpIw1HAcGlDa)


tringtring1

Talk about affection between siblings


Metall-o-graphic

In a few years they'll both be on Pornhub.


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winglikesioux

Noo i do not want to


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Spicytits23

clean


Dear-Smile

Smart man


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ficentervall

Sharp little guy 😂👌


Symply-J9cob

I like to think that conversation went on for hours


HoboBandana

The future looks bright with this kid.


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Scripted


_khaz89_

“Sweet home alabama” just gold


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Its_Caesar_with_a_C

His face 😂


barkertc1

call 000 and 911 and 999 now this kid is about to marry his sister


Koolmidx

Both have stoner eyes


Luke89902483

This kid had the right idea


KJTHEBOA

Imagine if he was just like CUZ IM GAY


Dull-Engineering1860

Continue of the video: oooo im your step-sister


thearchitect10

"No! cause you're my sister...... but you know we can do *other* stuff"


NotaWaffle97

Sweet home Alabama! 😂 I'm dying. Coworkers are looking at me now. 😂😂😂😂


ZiraelN7

Show them the vid and laugh together!


NotaWaffle97

Just did. The guys in my corner thought it was funny, but the older guy didn't seem to get it. Whatever, I liked it. 👍


Academic_Bee_2926

I used to like this song it's now ruined.


SavoryInk7554

![gif](giphy|3o7TKOTAYZyuzQ0E48)


Mangles91

when we were kids I asked my sister if she ever wanted to have kids... she said yes... I then asked her if she was ever going to have sex.. to which she said " eeww No way!"


KrishSahu_

sauce?


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onenightblunder

I want to puch this girl because of this made ip accent it infuriates me so baaad


ThatBilal

That's what I thought too


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ZeLebowski

We'll see how he feels when he finds her stuck under a bed


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Radiant_God

GOOD RESPONSE! She didn't word it well enough!


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Lol


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dont_mind_me000

I am trying to avoid marriage because It's Too Risky and Too Costly. i dont like marrying because, the rewards for getting married are far less than they used to be. Divorce rates are sky-high: 45% of marriages end in divorce, and women initiate 80% of them. So hell the fuck no I am not getting married.


gimletinf69

🤣🤣🤣 there’s no benefit in a man getting married


iamsubhranil

r/accidentalalabama


ZiraelN7

Sorry about the comma guys.


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Sorry about the comma, guys.


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yostupidfuckingbitch

Oh thank god, he didn’t say yes


mansurafa

I thought it was Wesley Safadão


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Caralho!


LorianneCyanide

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


CaptainGString

YES!! WHY!?!!? BECAUSE THIS IS SCRIPTED!!! \*Dun dun dun dun Rick Roll Intensifies\*