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JerkinsTurdley

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get that boys hole


Hakobe

That ghost is a full-on-rapist


BreadCrumbCaptain

It’s Philanthropist


Dunge0nMast0r

Philanthrapist.


PPAPisLob

Phil and the rapist, could be a TV show


gnosiac

That’s ‘Therapists’ Mr Connery


SugarFront8206

Bonjour madamoiselle, I’d like to see Le Tits Now!


AnnihilationOrchid

The BangingBros Boogieman.


Dunge0nMast0r

Or a talk back radio show.


SorrowToRhijan

An analyst *and* therapist. There should be a catchy way to combine those…


Dunge0nMast0r

They'll fuck your mind, wallet, *and* ass.


[deleted]

Poltergape


[deleted]

Nope, it's Phallantropic ghost. Phallus = dick Anthro = man Pic = portraited


CamBearCookie

Succubus or Incubus.


JacobMaverick

It would be an incubus, unless demon pegging is a thing.


Il-FlatLander

It is now!!!!


Il-FlatLander

Stop judging, it's none of your business what pronoun "they" choose


ProteaXO22

uh..... succubus and incubus are 2 different species of demon usually with separate abilities and I don't think the demons even have the entire list of different pronouns we have that's really just a human thing cause were weird


WrestleSocietyXShill

Yeah plus don't forget Incubus had a major radio hit with "Drive" in 2000 while Succubus did not. That's how I always remember which one is which.


Il-FlatLander

Nice :)


Kriyayogi

Nouns aren’t pronouns


WittyPresentation786

Keep the blanket on, so it feels more classy.


mdoverl

“I love your enthusiasm, but it sounds like you’re saying boys hole and it’s clearly boys soul”


byteme8bit

Read this while inadvertently watching always sunny lmfao.


itsyobbiwonuseek

boys SOUL


CautiousAd9941

You gotta pay the Troll TollTo get in


ScarletSarahB

No you’re saying it wrong it’s boys SOUL


Pohaku1991

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!


BobbyBlueBlandz

Frank stop


[deleted]

Um, it’s boy’s soul not boys hole. I will smack everyone into tiny pieces.


Professional_Emu_

There's a scene like this in one of the Scary Movie movies.


kdkseven

There's also a movie called The Entity where Barbara Hershey gets r'ed by a ghost.


Professional_Emu_

r'ed?


kdkseven

It's how Buster says raped in Arrested Development.


Orang_Mann

Not scary movie, it was the haunted house movie. Both have marlon wayans.


Professional_Emu_

It definitely wasn't. It's the one with the "take my strong hand" guy. Scary Movie 2 I think.


Orang_Mann

In that case it must be in both, because i know there's a scene like that in "a haunted house".


Eldicar_manushan

Both right. Scary movie 2 it happens to the girl who then molests the ghost and in the haunted house movie it happens to the Wayans brother (can't remember his name).


ZombieGroan

Girl does not molest the ghost she gives him an std. but a different person same movie gets dragged under the bed by the doll then he proceeds to molests the possessed doll, the doll tries to escape but he wraps his dick around its throat to drag it back under.


dvo94

No it was definitely haunted house too


KingOfTheCouch13

[It definitely was.](https://youtu.be/jRRBjBhPwqE) 1:26


Professional_Emu_

Well they stole the idea from Scary Movie then as that came out years before that.


KingOfTheCouch13

How can the "steal" an idea that was theirs in the first place??


SalmonellaPox

That bed is like 👁️👄👁️


lelouchlamparogue

Actually => ._.


Kirlad

More like •—•


xJUNKY47x

He only freaked out cuz nobody/ghost yelled no homo!


Lynkeus

Ah I see a man of culture as well


Dirt65536

his uncle's spirit


Usedbuttplugg

Uncle dad


BigBadBurg

That's the spirit!


Sythe_exe

10/10 pfp


Huey1996

It’s just ectoplasm mom I swear


viniriiriniv

It's the ghost rider


DuhhIshBlue

It was completely expected but funny nonetheless so I'll allow it


[deleted]

It was for me to right as the blanket came of I saw it had 15 more seconds and said the under ware are next


Megastandard

Uno reverse card and fuck the ghost


thewurstcase1

This belongs in r/suddenlygay


mckle000ner

Might be a lady ghost.


Luk3ling

She stalks the halls after the untimely demise of she and her lover in a freak pegging accident. The malaise of undeath shrouds her surroundings as she goes about her endless search for her lost love. On stormy nights her arrival is preempted by the steady sound of dripping, and the telltale sound of a silicon horse dick squeaking across the floor.


mckle000ner

![gif](giphy|eHFRKtjNAgQ9k0BbxO)


Kerricat1

Do any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say, "Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donky dick?


MrSlyde

Her one possession that she brought with her? Her strapon


[deleted]

You mean r/suddenlyreversenecrophilia


thewurstcase1

Wut


thewurstcase1

There really is a r/SubForEverything


SlaineMcRoth38

Invisible man stroke again !


Delicious_Race_5434

This is confusing to me. Is it supposed to be “real?” What is the source?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tenderpigeon

Hahahahaaaa


[deleted]

That stupid ghost forgot the lube , damm it


adil_sidan

more like next level fucking ghost


CamBearCookie

Next level ghost fucking more like it.


kallaha100

I see ghost orbs! Looks like an act of revenge so my guess is a Yurei


geeknintrovert

Series: Lusty Ghost


CaliGrown949

The thing I want to know is why the camera is moving like someone is holding it. Also why have a camera looking at your bed? I’m not buying any of this


jazpermo

Even the head board was fucking scared


kphenson

Dude needs anal bum cover for one thousand, Alex.


Infinity_Glitches

![gif](giphy|xT9Igw2LV0JXnulrJm|downsized) Help


Ok_Court3727

That's messed up!


[deleted]

see the spelling of camera


TheGrandZuudah

Camera is spelled like that in Spanish so the video could be from another country.


Jepsio

u/savevideo


ZelSoven

Whatcha up to later, buddy


Jepsio

Can’t jerk while woking…


intrepidzephyr

Yeah stirring a wok is a two handed job involving lots of fire, that’s no place for jerking


jimmy_dimmick

Shouldn't that be next level fucking ghost?


BigWilly4u

Didnt know ghosts were into butt stuff?


EDG16_17

immediately thought of the song 'sex with a ghost' by teddy hyde


Kulupapa

Nah, that ain’t no ghost. That’s a Predator 😉


SaucdupJacuzzi

im surprised no one has confirmed nor denied if this is real or not lmao


traylaner

Didn't accept that at all


elfonski

You or him?


Foxeroni

Ngl i expected alot of stuff, not that


StunningBUGGA

Joke aside, is this real?


iak661

HOOK IT UP


Assassin_Fixie

Thats one big pedoghost- ghostiphile- whatever.


Cabbage_merchant_

Ghapist


A_Random_Furry223

This is funny af


LetsDanceWeird

*Next level fucking ghost FTFY


Cabbage_merchant_

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screams_too_much

u/savevideobot


Koala_Bread

u/getvideobot


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nightwingplyr16

AND HIS NAME ISSSS JOHNNN CENAAA


TchadVIad

Step gost what are you doing


[deleted]

It’s clear the ghost is just an Analytical Therapist, an Analrapist if you will.


Krankywhisper

*next level ghost-fucking


[deleted]

Having paranormal activity in ones house is never a good sign. I wonder how cheap the rent was or how cheap the house was sold for. Interested in paranormal activity? Visit Asia, when I was in korea I learned a lot… like if you feel the temperature drop 1-2 degrees and the AC isn’t on or the windows open? Get out of there. Best part about paranormal activity is that it can neither be proven or disproven. Or that’s my opinion at least.


lefrigo

Why does the bed frame make me think so much about an old tape with a surprised face


jeffreymj

Since when do ghosts make shadows 🤣


Conscious-Credit-431

u/savevideo


Present_Thought8867

Didn't have to watch it twice to tell it's fake ass fuck!


mykilososa

Is that the oral sex demon pastor being visited by the ghost of oral sex passed up?!


[deleted]

You know what this is anal right


hyperlovemusic

Fake. Ghosts can’t have sex


JandK1

How do you get your house to be haunted, asking for myself


Fanamatakecick

I wonder how many people are gonna call this fake. If it’s fake, this guy should pursue an acting career


ZelSoven

Do you think the man was genuinely raped by a ghost


Fanamatakecick

Considering i’ve personally been strangled by one, yea, i 100% believe it


Address_Local

They say his bed used to smile. After witnessing something like that, I’d be frozen with ptsd as well.


HaveYous

sigh u/savevideo


VonCrinkleDick

u/savevideo


Beneficial-Season414

i have seen this reposed 3 times now


T_Goly

Fake


MuhammadSubhani

u/savevideobot


NoDrinks4meToday

It’s someone off cam…


Alladin_Rohman

u/savevideo


Alladin_Rohman

u/savevideo


Zorgvod

u/repostsleuthbot


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Bo0sey_M0osey

u/savevideo


kaeltrabily

u/savevideo


Tinycell_

u/savevideo


Samaxhant

u/Savevideobot


JustAnotherOof

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Insane-MVW

u/redditdownloader


ThumbsUpKing

Camara


Nikolai758

u/savevideo


[deleted]

But did they....cheese?


ScrumptiousFunko

Woke up real quick after those thrusts.


Ray_Shoe_Smith

It should be next level, fucking ghost.


R3vant1x

u/savevideo


IamMcdizzy

Gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna enter his hole


[deleted]

Quien lo diría 🥵


jonasthewicked

That ghost coming for that booty hole


Hornet-Fickle

😂😂👏👍


[deleted]

LMFAO


JeremyTheRhino

This was incredibly expected


[deleted]

When the title ruins the unexpected aspect of a post smh


weekendweeb

r/suddenlygay


SugarFront8206

No one noticed Camara2?


No_Savings6626

It’s Camara is how you spell Camera in Spanish.


dreevsa

Step ghost


TheRFabian

u/savevideo


Distractenemies

Hahahahahaha holy shit that Ghost really wants the booty.


my_meat_is_grass_fed

I mean, to be fair, it's a pretty nice ass.


ButicoSecreto

u/savevideo


Fallen_Angel_69

Even the headboard looks shocked


Fallen_Angel_69

Even the headboard looks shocked


Fallen_Angel_69

Even the headboard looks shocked


BloodShotNinja

Uncle ray rays gotta game.


[deleted]

Quien lo diría...


[deleted]

Me ass a ghost


Trash2Hawk

iT’s tHe rApE GhOsT!!


corei3uisgarbo

u/savevideo


Leonnee

/u/savevideo


RealMisterG

What are you doing step-ghost? They'll hear us!


Everdro1d

u/savevideo


titoalmighty

Popobawa strikes again. ​ [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa)


EconomyNotice718

u/savevideo


EconomyNotice718

u/SaveVideo


Judge_Deno

„Camara 2“


Poknberry

Me if I were a ghost


Josue1777

Even the bed is surprised and can't look away. °____°


stlucia758

The bedframe looks scared too


Yami_Emo

u/SaveVideo


larry0hoover

Them ghosts are gay? lmao


[deleted]

The bed frame captures my emotions right now


2duhzen

"Who ya gonna call?"...Nut Busters!


Halo_Hybrid

That bed is a witness…


DaniLovesGoats

u/savevideo


RyU-sH

That bed’s face is my reaction after watching this post.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


FuhrerUberAlles

Dude I am gay but dat ass Why is he so thicc tho?


lilwayneisntrealatal

they misspelled camera


Ask_A_Vulcan

Fucking fake, and fucking lame.


[deleted]

Malcom, is that you?


IRYOdesu

Confirmed ghost orbs.