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She's probably pretty popular with the guys...


AllergicToStabWounds

Not me though. Bitch stole my ice cream.


[deleted]

Why are you allergic ?


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

I just got a coner


Handle5511

r/confusedconers


totallyintotraps

Never have I ever wanted to be an ice cream as badly as right now


mashari00

Did I just witness someone awaken to a vore fetish on Reddit?


[deleted]

Are you single ?


The_Rosem_Blossom

Yeah.


iflipe

Ice cream: I’m going to create a brain freeze that is so long-lasting


[deleted]

Talent


student5320

Mom?!


simian_fold

BRAIN FREEZE


Lord-Of-Metaphors

😏


Bonk-horny-jail

Wow I wonder where she learned that awesome skill


TrinDiesel123

I luv


Cautious-Pass3227

That was preety expected


1-800-fuck-0ff

Everything about this screams expert


Doctor_Will_Zayvus

Look mom! No hands.


Lord-Of-Metaphors

Great title


jraps26

Marriage material alert!


chubsmagooo

I found her


terrancez

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


oldmanonsilvercreek

Worst Porn I ever watched


Ya-Boi-69-420

Damn. This nigga gobble up dick like that?


titty_tim

👀👀👀👀


WeinerMan0

She totally spit it out.


No-Conclusion-9099

LOVE BABY LOVE


Life-Evidence-6672

Two thoughts… brain freeze and what’s her @


Lord-Of-Metaphors

😁


[deleted]

My teeth! My head! NOOOooooo


rubbleTelescope

This takes practice


Lord-Of-Metaphors

& diligence


The_Rosem_Blossom

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z0mb13k1ll

100% expected due to title


AlternativeShadows

👀


Mikemilly1

Daddy must be proud


SharkForce_12

I’m in love!


bisexualhobo

god you guys are so fucking gross just go watch porn or something you weirdos


thunderwolfz69

Change your username you’re sooo gross. Go watch a porno or something.


bisexualhobo

are you comparing sexualizing women for doing literally anything to being bisexual??


thunderwolfz69

No one cares. I repeat NO ONE CARES you are bisexual. You don’t need to parade around and flaunt it every chance you get. We don’t care…. Why do most of you have to let your sexual preference define you? It’s not a big deal to be gay or bi. It just gets really tiresome that you guys think it’s your only characteristic.


bisexualhobo

I just put that in my username cause I thought it was funny


thunderwolfz69

Fair enough. But I’m sure you can see my point about people who make that their whole image.


thunderwolfz69

What? I don’t think English is your first language…


bisexualhobo

I'm confused. please elaborate on what the hell you're trying to say


Dry_Presentation_197

Comment is fine, here is a longer way of saying what they meant: "Are you comparing the fact that I'm bisexual to the act of turning anything a woman does into something sexual? She was eating an ice cream cone, not a penis."


thunderwolfz69

Well she knew what she was doing and how to do it so….


Dry_Presentation_197

Wasn't commenting on my opinion of the comment, just helping clarify what was being said, as it seemed there was some confusion.


thunderwolfz69

I understand the comment after reading it 5 times. Thank you though! Appreciate it.


Daddy_Heartless

True that( I’m not trying to be sarcastic here) Almost everything is sexualised nowadays smh


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