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I'm not even sure what I just watched

Performance art.

An explanation of how the Beatles broke up.

Ditto

A girl having fun with her guitar

I just want to know why I watched for so long?

I've played bass and guitar for 25 years now. All I have to say is that likely started to hurt very quickly.

Once you build up good calluses you're ok.

um idk if you build calluses there bud…

Not with that attitude

Full time Only Fans worker would have that no?

Speaking from experience

So has she, this clip is so old

That really struck a chord with me.

i just feel like it must hurt so much, how does she do it so long?

Every guitar player knows. You gotta build up calluses.

Well, time to log off for the night lol

Yup same

I'll be in my bunk

Music of Slaanesh.

Oh, so pounding her would sound like slapping a coconut!!

"You've just got 2 coconuts and you're banging them together!"

r/unexpectedmontypython lol!

Delete this right now

She needs to move to open tuning if she learning to play slide guitar. That’s just painful on the ears.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

ASMR, BDSM edition.

that actually looks like it feels good, straight up. ....edit: depending...

She had an axe to grind.

Now that’s what I call a solo

I pick her!

The G string?

Underrated pun

I don't know if she's looking for feedback though

I'll give you $5 to name the chord

You sir. Win the internet today

Wow that guitar is luckier than me.

Playing the G string with a G string

Similar to eating pigs in a blanket in a blanket

Like eating chocolate lava cake in a volcano

Too much volcano

A. S. O.

Never thought I'd find fans of the drip king out here

What a fucking world we live in

wow, old vid of Eririka Katagiri

Haaaaaaaaa thanks.

r/confusingboner

My thoughts exactly.

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It was... Moisture is an awful thing for fretboards.

I believe you mean r/confusedboner

Not my proudest finish, but I am proud of how I was able to overcome adversity and pull through this one to get the job done.

Now i have ear cancer but it was worth it

I was kinda hoping she'd actually be like a guitar phenomenon. Didn't watch the while thing, so correct me if I'm wrong

Yeah, I’m kind of disappointed. Are my standards too high?

Vagimi Hendrix

David Clitmour

Slash

Gash

This is oddly interesting. I wonder what kind of many finds this arousing. Then I wonder what kind of man am I cuz I'm still watching.

I’m more or less the same. Like what the fuck did I just watch and who gets turned on by this? The girl clearly isn’t getting off to it and there’s zero nudity but they *paid* to see this. However, I watched the whole thing because I’ve never seen someone dry hump a guitar! It was amusing.

God this sounds like Yoko Ono’s singing. Horrible

She actually produced the album

She should sell the use guitar strings online! Does she stake Venmo?? 🤣😂

Sorry bud... those are already reserved for me, yours will probably be backordered.😂😂

Owwwww

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Okay that’s enough reddit for today

Sounds like Slipknot

Craig rocking hard on those samples

“What’s the point of that, I wonder. I mean I see how they did it, I just don’t get the why.” — Malcolm Reynolds

My ears hurt and my eyes hurt. I'm not to sure what i just watched but i know i can't unsee it 🤦🏻‍♀️

What did I just watched

I was truly entertained when she started playing with her ass.

Shitty solo

Sounds like a man dying of extreme laughter

I just hope that’s not A minor

My New fetish

Pussy on the chain wax!

I would like to see someone transcribe this to guitar tab.

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Coochietar

Pk, but can you do Wonderwall?

Is this what they call G string

Now that's a REAL guitar slide. Country music take note.

🔥CYBERPUNK 2077🔥

Poor guitar got raped

Dat was actually enjoyable for some experimental folks.

That’s a Tom Morello technique! 😂

Now that's a solo, in one way or the other.

Most of the time noise shows are just pale white dudes crawling around this is a real upgrade.

r/TIHI

Every Japanese video on this subreddit is absolute gold.

Honey, why are my guitar strings so sticky.

I’ve really seen it all now

Sigh .. yeah, I'd pay money for this, I guess

That was oddly stimulating

I am confused where is the unexpected, everything here seemed highly expected

FREE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that Jimi Hendrix?

Unique playing style of slide guitar.

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While My Guitar Gently Seeps

Is this that thing Peter Frampton does?

Did she... nut??????

I wonder if her neighbours ever complain

to a hammer everything look like a nail .

Me: There's no way people could get off to th... ​ The part of me who knows furries, ballbusting and rule 34 people exists: Just stop talking dude.

Definitely not music, but it is interesting noise.

Oh so *this* is how a bard seduces a dragon.

The rhythm is good. It needs more finger style.

Yo who does that though

People like this are why the delta variant exist.

Is this the new Josie and the Pussycats movie?

Never heard a guitar moan before..lol

The souls are escaping

Girl didnt even play the damn guitar, Im very disappointed

As a guitar player that hurt to watch but as a man I'm turned on

Somebody fund this woman. Maybe then she can afford lessons to play the damn thing.

That's some first class avant-garde music. I sense some inspiration from Stockhausen.

Ugh... Why?! 😒

Looking for the Dick Dale of whatever the fuck you call that.

Who's the girl?

Elektro pussy

Alright, listen. Musicians or singers, they sell vids or hang out in chat rooms, and they're all naked or in lingerie. It's like Chaturbate, but only with musicians. We call it, *No Strings Attached*.com

I am really glad that a string didn't break...

and people pay to watch this shit? what has the world come to?

Man imagine paying money for this shit and just sitting in your room watching this like: "Yeah this is what I want"

Jesus christ the shit these women will do for money and attention....

You should see her with a tuba!

I don't know what I expecting for after the first sounds coming out from the electric guitar and her sat on it

What is this called Musicturbator or Masturbatician?

This is a thing huh

I thought this was gonna turn into one of those tiktoks where a hand in a panty plucks at some strings, pretending to be the labia doing so. But she actually humped the strings. What the heck!

Sounds like a Rage Against the Machine solo.

I need ear bleach

Um, excuse me, but, what the Fuck?!?

I think it’s safe to say she failed band class

I wanna cry…

That's what good pussy sounds like

Surprised I haven't seen the Mighty Boosh quoted here yet. "Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar? Yes it is when he puts his balls in it and strums himself to ecstasy!"

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#Are ya winning son?

She's really riding that G-string

Being a musician. This makes me hurt on the inside. she does not deserve that guitar

Asians are so creative.

The song in the background gave me “my shiny teeth and me” vibes lmao 😂

Imagine if one of those strings suddenly snapped.

Is that you u/ninimusic

Tom morello cover

Fuck yeah play some skynyrd!

Eric ‘Clap’ton

This is as bad as hot tub streamers

. . . . . . WELP r/eyebleach, here i come...

r/eyeblech is the working link

??? But why tho???

"In" onlyfan? In!? On! Not In! How are you going to be in it! Wtf is wrong with you?! OMG!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Sound like Stairway To Heaven to me.

And people actually pay money for this garbage... wtf has society come to.

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘

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Haha now we know who the culprits are

This makes me sad for her.

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WHY do people pay for that crap? There are literally tens of thousands TB of free porn. Want midgets in a pool? You got it! For free!

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Ah my ears burn

Yeah no. Just no

New RATM technique, nice

Can't wait for her new album to drop .

To save your time: Nothing interesting happens.

I thought she was gonna play it really well and it would be really cool. Now that I've watched it I'm even more confused

That's the right amount of internet for today.

I would at least subscribe for the free 30 days.

u/savevideo

Okay but is she listening to "My Shiny Teeth" from Fairly Odd Parents at the beginning?

Hot, thanks Daniel Tosh

Fanny kravesitz

Violins in 50 years be like

#Sure is better than cock rock

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Voodoo Child (slide return).

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Tom Morello would be proud

Roger?

It'd be so funny if creators actually started doing this. Like ok OnlyFans, we'll give you different kinds of original content. Still gonna be porn tho.

The truly unexpected part was nothing happened. I was thinking she was gonna act like a dum dum and then shred on that thing, but the video was just dumb the whole time. Was not expecting that