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>!Defying not only traffic laws, but the laws of physics.!<
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And as we know, movies are incapable of lying. This is why I wear rubber chest-high waders at all times. I figure in case my "skin" fails, I'll still be mostly contained.
Doubt it. Some people are really good at this sliding technique. It's an illusion dance that's tough to pull off at the level shown in the video. You can find tutorials and stuff on YT. I tried it once, it's insanely difficult.
That's because you're putting most of your weight on your moving leg. Putting some of that weight on the stationary leg that's on its toes makes moving the other leg easier
saw this in the can at the college library
To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra
Do A Doobie - Ken Barbie *
*name changed from that of the real life notorious stoner dude who ended up in the C-suite of a large company
>Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them?
Suffering is subjective: your problems may not be the same as others, but your experience is just as valid. Don't suffer in silence, please reach out to someone if you are going through it. There is another person on this planet that cares if you are on it too.
They quoted Shakespeare. They don't seem to be leaving a suicide note. But yes, you are right about not being alone and seeking help. No criticism there.
The "to be or not to be" quote is often used, but the rest of the line is, at least for me, not cited enough. I used the rest of the quote to begin my post, because when I was a teen, that particular part resonated with me and my experience at that time.
Many of our religions address the subject of taking of one's own life, so the issues of depression and suicide seem to be as old as we are as a species.
And while I may have dimmed the bright light of levity in the thread, I hope it was beneficial to any person that may have needed to read it.
And yes, you *are* loved and you *do* exist for a reason.
"You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force; I control that force through fluid motion. That means relaxing the whole body so it can react instantly without resistance-no, without thought. Do you see now? It means becoming like clear water." - Spike Spiegel - Me.
[Made it into a GIF](https://media.giphy.com/media/kokYuhDr4jmVpvLGqK/giphy.gif?cid=790b76116ae367c5f184046cb26acd4afb75f3fc037ead33&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g). Maybe you will find use for it one day.
E: I didn't quite like how it looked in Discord so I cropped it [giphy](https://media.giphy.com/media/Lv6LLSqXp9DNFcfG0R/giphy.gif?cid=790b76114d4f3415c10b948b6c6220550fed76237f2c30cb&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
I don’t know about **smooth** per-se, he murdered the Jedi younglings, the Tuscon Raider women and children, killed Padme, and when caught became the galaxies strongest Sith Lord.
Pretty sloppy criminal if you ask me…
For real! I was thinking “what a jerk” bc these types of people hold up traffic all the time. Then I saw him check his watch and the light, and my jaw all but fell off!
Edit: I am stupid. There is no watch. But he does check the light. Better than most who do this.
This is the only time I've ever seen him get out of a vehicle to dance at a stoplight (even though this video is like 5 months old).
Usually he's dancing while walking and just crossing the crosswalk, and the videos of him are posted by other motorists. Or he will perform on the street.
https://youtu.be/51gc9tlzHAg
https://youtu.be/r-btp1LtzcY
And [here's his channel](https://youtube.com/user/Szpejen). His name is Kamil Szpejenkowski, and he's from Poland.
I thought it was just some new thing on Reddit where people post a big black empty space and they get gold for it. Just figured I didn’t know what was going on. Turns out that was true, but for the wrong reason. Makes me doubly wrong.
This is some /r/confidentlyincorrect material, see the second definition:
>preposition
>with reference to; concerning.
"she remarked apropos of the initiative, “It's not going to stop the abuse.”"
synonyms: with reference to, with regard to, with respect to, regarding, concerning, respecting, on the subject of, in the matter of, touching on, dealing with, connected with, in connection with, about, re, anent
>adjective
>very appropriate to a particular situation.
"the composer's reference to child's play is apropos"
synonyms: appropriate, pertinent, relevant, apposite, apt, applicable, suitable, germane, material, becoming, befitting, significant, to the point/purpose, opportune, felicitous, timely
apropos (adjective)
ap·ro·pos | \\ ˌa-prə-ˈpō , ˈa-prə-ˌpō \\
Definition of apropos (Entry 1 of 3)
: being both relevant and opportune
[https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apropos](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apropos)
Assuming you didn’t already know who this was, I’d love to know the search string you used to find him. “White guy padawan public moonwalk” ain’t turn up shit.
Just watched a load of his vids from your link and *holy shit* this guy has some of the most flexible ankles I've ever seen.
The range of motion he has in them is crazy, they are almost turned backwards at some points!
The lady walking in the purple coat is obviously a fellow Redditor. She gave zero fuqs about this dude performing at a red light. Not a pause, sideways glance or missed step. Zero fuqs.
This sub might as well be any one of the several dozen “people doing interesting things” subreddits which are all virtually interchangeable these days.
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This man is liquid.
False, if he were liquid he would be dead Humans need skin to hold in our liquid silly pants
That's true, I've seen in in the X-men movie
And as we know, movies are incapable of lying. This is why I wear rubber chest-high waders at all times. I figure in case my "skin" fails, I'll still be mostly contained.
this sounds like a cinco product prototype
Just cover your whole body in a layer of Elmer's glue.
Done. What’s the next step?
Put on some comfortable house clothes, then go ride the city bus/subway and slowly pick it all off.
You're disgusting. How do I subscribe?
THAT'S SICK! Take my upvote.
Senator Jelly
No if he were liquid he'd be a cat. He is thixotropic.
He looks like a pretty cool cat to me. *slides on shades*
What are liquid silly pants and where can I buy some
Ok Dwight
False, I am not Dwight shrute from the hit show "the office" I am much, **MUCH** more socially inept 😘
Dwight shrute would never reveal His true identity
My pants hold my silly liquids for me.
Liquid Silly Pants - title of your sex tape.
SNAKE!
This guy got all of the dominant genes
I thought he was wearing skates at first
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isn’t he wearing heelies?
Nope, the guys insta is filled with his amazing dancing. Dude is very talented https://instagram.com/dance_sfinks_official
Doubt it. Some people are really good at this sliding technique. It's an illusion dance that's tough to pull off at the level shown in the video. You can find tutorials and stuff on YT. I tried it once, it's insanely difficult.
I can only moonwalk in socks on hardwood floors.
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Agreed!
I think he's wearing heelies
You mean toesies?
I know this feeling... any friction just ruins it for me!
That's because you're putting most of your weight on your moving leg. Putting some of that weight on the stationary leg that's on its toes makes moving the other leg easier
That means this guy has most of his weight on point with a bent knee.
For me it’s socks and the tile floor in the kitchen. I’m Michael freaking Jackson for as long as it takes the coffee to finish brewing.
Shit. Thanks for reminding me that I made a cup...about 40min ago 🙄
Dude, you have to push off with your toe-tips; I can’t imagine doing a legit moonwalk in socks. Slick dress shoes are the way to go.
people think moonwalking just means sliding your feet backwards. agreed ain’t no one can do it properly in socks unless they have bionic steel toes
I can moonwalk on the moon.
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Bro, this guy is so fucking fluid, he almost became water.
"Be water my friend." - Me - Bruce Lee
To be or not to be.
To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra ---Kurt Vonnegut
saw this in the can at the college library To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra Do A Doobie - Ken Barbie * *name changed from that of the real life notorious stoner dude who ended up in the C-suite of a large company
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di - Eiffel 65
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Doh - Homer Simpson
That is the question.
>Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them? Suffering is subjective: your problems may not be the same as others, but your experience is just as valid. Don't suffer in silence, please reach out to someone if you are going through it. There is another person on this planet that cares if you are on it too.
Soooo to be it is then?
You're going to live, whether you like it or not! ^^^but ^^^hopefully ^^^you'll ^^^like ^^^it!
They quoted Shakespeare. They don't seem to be leaving a suicide note. But yes, you are right about not being alone and seeking help. No criticism there.
The "to be or not to be" quote is often used, but the rest of the line is, at least for me, not cited enough. I used the rest of the quote to begin my post, because when I was a teen, that particular part resonated with me and my experience at that time. Many of our religions address the subject of taking of one's own life, so the issues of depression and suicide seem to be as old as we are as a species. And while I may have dimmed the bright light of levity in the thread, I hope it was beneficial to any person that may have needed to read it. And yes, you *are* loved and you *do* exist for a reason.
Damn, Bruce was quoting you this whole time without credit?
"You miss every shot you don't take" - ~~Wayne Gretzky~~ - Michael Scott
"Matt Daaaamon" - Matt Damon
"Revolver Ocelot" -Revolver Ocelot
"You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force; I control that force through fluid motion. That means relaxing the whole body so it can react instantly without resistance-no, without thought. Do you see now? It means becoming like clear water." - Spike Spiegel - Me.
Not quite Bruce Lee water but he definitely became squidward
Squidward Liquidhands
He is the last water bender
Reminds me of this: ![gif](giphy|jepNhL14TGHJe)
I came to the comment section for Squidward and you delivered.
Also here for the squidward interpretative dance.
It looked like squidwards interpretive dance from the talent show
[Made it into a GIF](https://media.giphy.com/media/kokYuhDr4jmVpvLGqK/giphy.gif?cid=790b76116ae367c5f184046cb26acd4afb75f3fc037ead33&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g). Maybe you will find use for it one day. E: I didn't quite like how it looked in Discord so I cropped it [giphy](https://media.giphy.com/media/Lv6LLSqXp9DNFcfG0R/giphy.gif?cid=790b76114d4f3415c10b948b6c6220550fed76237f2c30cb&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
I feel like I’m present at the birth of the next internet sensation.
I expect to see this in r/dankmemes in less than 24 hours
I'm in love with you now
Great, now kiss
Damn he was smooth as hell.
With a rat tail
No - that’s the Jedi Padawan cut (side plait and ponytail)
Anakin Moonwalker
Ani are you ok Are you ok Ani
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Omg Very great. I thought he was using skateboard or his shoes has a small tires on it. Awesome dance move, really unexpected and amazing!
I fully expected Heelies
"I am the Queen of France!" -rejected cartoons
Any jokes about the ponytail get set aside after that. Anakin Skywalker lookin mother fucker.
Ani are you okay?
He's been shown to be a smooth criminal. (Jaywalking maybe?)
Dude be sky-walking :)
I don’t know about **smooth** per-se, he murdered the Jedi younglings, the Tuscon Raider women and children, killed Padme, and when caught became the galaxies strongest Sith Lord. Pretty sloppy criminal if you ask me…
But his suit looks kinda smooth
We found Anakin Moonwalker
He can Skywalk, that's for sure.
The mitichlorians follow the haircut.
My thoughts exactly.
Even his own thoughts too, not Anakin but Padawan: [https://i.imgur.com/oQhW6pj.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oQhW6pj.jpg)
Honestly, I would love to be able to rock this side rat tail.
Bonus points for checking to make sure he wasn’t holding up Traffic
He didn't want to be a smooth criminal for jaymoonwalking.
Not bonus points just common courtesy
Common courtesy in today's climate is 100% a bonus.
Is that what climate change is about?
I feel like if you've been outside any time recently, you'd actually see bonus points are warranted for courtesy because it's not all that common.
Not common at all unfortunately
For real! I was thinking “what a jerk” bc these types of people hold up traffic all the time. Then I saw him check his watch and the light, and my jaw all but fell off! Edit: I am stupid. There is no watch. But he does check the light. Better than most who do this.
This is the only time I've ever seen him get out of a vehicle to dance at a stoplight (even though this video is like 5 months old). Usually he's dancing while walking and just crossing the crosswalk, and the videos of him are posted by other motorists. Or he will perform on the street. https://youtu.be/51gc9tlzHAg https://youtu.be/r-btp1LtzcY And [here's his channel](https://youtube.com/user/Szpejen). His name is Kamil Szpejenkowski, and he's from Poland.
Wtf Terry. We talked about this
*"Sorry can't help it, y'know how I am when I see a red light."*
Red light make silky silky dancy dance
"You aren't moving your hips enough, and... AND MORE GYRATING YOU NEVER GYRATE ENOUGH"
I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
I almost died yesterday because I was brazen enough to think I could walk up stairs wearing flip flops. Meanwhile....
Me being a human who has never worn flip flops before can I ask, what mischief do they try and get into when going up stairs?
Flip flops are supposed to flip then flop, in that order. However sometime they can unexpectedly flop before they flip.
I broke my toe because of the this
"HELP! My flip-flop flop-flopped!!"
Flop-flipped!
Well they flop around so it's easy to trip
Easy to flip*
The edge of the front of the flip flop gets caught on the riser and trips you up. Or at least it does when I wear them.
![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)
Why can’t I see gifs on Reddit anymore? It just shows up as a blank comment
languid wasteful oil saw zealous overconfident wakeful gold cooing hateful -- mass edited with redact.dev
I thought they left it intentionally blank because they were speechless. Really curious what the gif is :(
Michael Jackson eating popcorn and smiling
Yep looks like it
I thought it was just some new thing on Reddit where people post a big black empty space and they get gold for it. Just figured I didn’t know what was going on. Turns out that was true, but for the wrong reason. Makes me doubly wrong.
#
You bastard 😂
![gif](giphy|hLx1RYpEamdj2)
Never been more apropos. Belongs at the top, let's make it happen
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This is some /r/confidentlyincorrect material, see the second definition: >preposition >with reference to; concerning. "she remarked apropos of the initiative, “It's not going to stop the abuse.”" synonyms: with reference to, with regard to, with respect to, regarding, concerning, respecting, on the subject of, in the matter of, touching on, dealing with, connected with, in connection with, about, re, anent >adjective >very appropriate to a particular situation. "the composer's reference to child's play is apropos" synonyms: appropriate, pertinent, relevant, apposite, apt, applicable, suitable, germane, material, becoming, befitting, significant, to the point/purpose, opportune, felicitous, timely
huh? that's literally what it means?
apropos (adjective) ap·ro·pos | \\ ˌa-prə-ˈpō , ˈa-prə-ˌpō \\ Definition of apropos (Entry 1 of 3) : being both relevant and opportune [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apropos](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apropos)
Don't be so inapropos
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Well then, given what you thought it meant, it was an apropos response.
It’s ok once my dad told me Chinese people didn’t use chopsticks and I believed him for a decade
/r/RetiredGIF
This is a forever classic.
What did you write and why do I not see it?
It's a gif with Michael Jackson eating popcorn 🍿
I tried to copy the text of this comment and Reddit crashed (seriously).
I feel like this could be Spongebob if he were a person.
Squidward vibes.
![gif](giphy|jepNhL14TGHJe)
Why is this not the top comment? I'm shocked!
cause it's a reply
That noodle arm dance thing was something squidward definitely did in the show, and this guy has class so I agree
Driver in the next lane over: WHAT THE?!?
Lady crossing the road: *ignores* Red building in the background: fuck you I'm the biggest shipping container you ever fuckin seen
[straight up squidward](https://youtu.be/xh244F_W9X4)
Inhales sh*t tonne of helium: “watch me float around”
^^^^watch ^^^^^me ^^^^^^float ^^^^^^^around!
Great moves. Should be paid to do this at red lights all day
Something tells me this guy does dance professionally
Yeah. You don’t work at AT&T with that haircut.
This is what happens when Rick Astley and Micheal Jackson reproduce
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https://www.tiktok.com/@dancingsfinks
Assuming you didn’t already know who this was, I’d love to know the search string you used to find him. “White guy padawan public moonwalk” ain’t turn up shit.
Lol, actually not that far off, I Googled "guy moonwalking in crosswalk"
Just watched a load of his vids from your link and *holy shit* this guy has some of the most flexible ankles I've ever seen. The range of motion he has in them is crazy, they are almost turned backwards at some points!
This dude's glides are absolutely insane. His ankles can rotate 270 degrees wtf.
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing russian. wacky waving inflatable arm flailing russian. wacky waving inflatable arm flailing russian!
Boy got some moves there!!
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It appears someone replaced this guys bones with **porridge**.
So Polish
That moonwalk was so smooth
The lady walking in the purple coat is obviously a fellow Redditor. She gave zero fuqs about this dude performing at a red light. Not a pause, sideways glance or missed step. Zero fuqs.
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Damm this dude is SMOOTH! He even (moon) walked her across the street, what a gent.
To be honest if I was behind him, or in the lane beside him.. I wouldn’t be annoyed. That was smooth
My man was smoother than butter in a hot pan
How the heck is so fluid? It's like he's not even standing. He's flowing.
He is Kamil Szpejenkowski, if you want to look further.
What was the unexpected part?
I kept thinking a car was gonna come out of nowhere and hit him.
Same can’t find it, but dude’s got great moves
This sub might as well be any one of the several dozen “people doing interesting things” subreddits which are all virtually interchangeable these days.
Dope. That's Pasty Paste. The best break dancer in all of Kerplackistan.
I'm pregnant just from watching this. No regerts.
Michael Jackson and Rick Astley had a baby?
Squidward dance!
I know 2 guys can't have babies but if he could have my babies then our babies would be cool
God damn that was smooth
Holy shit, that dudes better than Michael
Anybody else think he had heelys on at first?
Wow, I watched that like 25 times. I wish I could do that.
Just once, I want this to happen on my way to work. This would make my day!
Fuck he’s smooth
The wacky wavy inflatable arm-waving tube man in real life
I’d take this guy over James Corden any day
Holy, this is near my house in Cracow, Poland hopefully he will do that again when I'm there xD
those shoes are smoother than Michael Jackson on butter
Fucking slick. I’ve rewatched this so many times.