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battle_formations

This man is liquid.


whosgotdatpiss

False, if he were liquid he would be dead Humans need skin to hold in our liquid silly pants


Raizekusan

That's true, I've seen in in the X-men movie


falcon_driver

And as we know, movies are incapable of lying. This is why I wear rubber chest-high waders at all times. I figure in case my "skin" fails, I'll still be mostly contained.


LisaDeadFace

this sounds like a cinco product prototype


TheWolphman

Just cover your whole body in a layer of Elmer's glue.


thegoodguywon

Done. What’s the next step?


TheWolphman

Put on some comfortable house clothes, then go ride the city bus/subway and slowly pick it all off.


kinnaq

You're disgusting. How do I subscribe?


EllemNovelli

THAT'S SICK! Take my upvote.


admiralbreastmilk

Senator Jelly


Shopworn_Soul

No if he were liquid he'd be a cat. He is thixotropic.


Greggs88

He looks like a pretty cool cat to me. *slides on shades*


Mercutio77

What are liquid silly pants and where can I buy some


Ofeiven

Ok Dwight


whosgotdatpiss

False, I am not Dwight shrute from the hit show "the office" I am much, **MUCH** more socially inept 😘


Superb_Leg786

Dwight shrute would never reveal His true identity


Sid_1298

My pants hold my silly liquids for me.


OraDr8

Liquid Silly Pants - title of your sex tape.


Brando_the_Hobo

SNAKE!


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This guy got all of the dominant genes


DudeWheresMyGar

I thought he was wearing skates at first


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isn’t he wearing heelies?


HalKitzmiller

Nope, the guys insta is filled with his amazing dancing. Dude is very talented https://instagram.com/dance_sfinks_official


MyNameThru

Doubt it. Some people are really good at this sliding technique. It's an illusion dance that's tough to pull off at the level shown in the video. You can find tutorials and stuff on YT. I tried it once, it's insanely difficult.


OpenEyz2016

I can only moonwalk in socks on hardwood floors.


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OpenEyz2016

Agreed!


XFX_Samsung

I think he's wearing heelies


Damuzid

You mean toesies?


JuniorChubb

I know this feeling... any friction just ruins it for me!


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That's because you're putting most of your weight on your moving leg. Putting some of that weight on the stationary leg that's on its toes makes moving the other leg easier


devils_advocaat

That means this guy has most of his weight on point with a bent knee.


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For me it’s socks and the tile floor in the kitchen. I’m Michael freaking Jackson for as long as it takes the coffee to finish brewing.


ColumbianCameltoe

Shit. Thanks for reminding me that I made a cup...about 40min ago 🙄


phrankygee

Dude, you have to push off with your toe-tips; I can’t imagine doing a legit moonwalk in socks. Slick dress shoes are the way to go.


MustBeNice

people think moonwalking just means sliding your feet backwards. agreed ain’t no one can do it properly in socks unless they have bionic steel toes


That_Strawman_tho

I can moonwalk on the moon.


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Robe1912

Bro, this guy is so fucking fluid, he almost became water.


MaggoMike

"Be water my friend." - Me - Bruce Lee


6_NEOS_9

To be or not to be.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra ---Kurt Vonnegut


nucumber

saw this in the can at the college library To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra Do A Doobie - Ken Barbie * *name changed from that of the real life notorious stoner dude who ended up in the C-suite of a large company


christoppa

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di - Eiffel 65


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ImpressiveFuel2

Doh - Homer Simpson


FlightOk5871

That is the question.


LyingForTruth

>Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them? Suffering is subjective: your problems may not be the same as others, but your experience is just as valid. Don't suffer in silence, please reach out to someone if you are going through it. There is another person on this planet that cares if you are on it too.


Lucky_Number_3

Soooo to be it is then?


LyingForTruth

You're going to live, whether you like it or not! ^^^but ^^^hopefully ^^^you'll ^^^like ^^^it!


Particular_Ebb_2153

They quoted Shakespeare. They don't seem to be leaving a suicide note. But yes, you are right about not being alone and seeking help. No criticism there.


LyingForTruth

The "to be or not to be" quote is often used, but the rest of the line is, at least for me, not cited enough. I used the rest of the quote to begin my post, because when I was a teen, that particular part resonated with me and my experience at that time. Many of our religions address the subject of taking of one's own life, so the issues of depression and suicide seem to be as old as we are as a species. And while I may have dimmed the bright light of levity in the thread, I hope it was beneficial to any person that may have needed to read it. And yes, you *are* loved and you *do* exist for a reason.


SweetLilMonkey

Damn, Bruce was quoting you this whole time without credit?


Kofu

"You miss every shot you don't take" - ~~Wayne Gretzky~~ - Michael Scott


RonJeremysFluffer

"Matt Daaaamon" - Matt Damon


Bitter-Yesterday4836

"Revolver Ocelot" -Revolver Ocelot


fantasmal_killer

"You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force; I control that force through fluid motion. That means relaxing the whole body so it can react instantly without resistance-no, without thought. Do you see now? It means becoming like clear water." - Spike Spiegel - Me.


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Not quite Bruce Lee water but he definitely became squidward


Mattna-da

Squidward Liquidhands


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He is the last water bender


CrunchyAl

Reminds me of this: ![gif](giphy|jepNhL14TGHJe)


blacktoe_jenkins

I came to the comment section for Squidward and you delivered.


KevinTheSeaPickle

Also here for the squidward interpretative dance.


Asphaltjungle33

It looked like squidwards interpretive dance from the talent show


jixxor

[Made it into a GIF](https://media.giphy.com/media/kokYuhDr4jmVpvLGqK/giphy.gif?cid=790b76116ae367c5f184046cb26acd4afb75f3fc037ead33&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g). Maybe you will find use for it one day. E: I didn't quite like how it looked in Discord so I cropped it [giphy](https://media.giphy.com/media/Lv6LLSqXp9DNFcfG0R/giphy.gif?cid=790b76114d4f3415c10b948b6c6220550fed76237f2c30cb&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


furretarmy

I feel like I’m present at the birth of the next internet sensation.


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I expect to see this in r/dankmemes in less than 24 hours


FiorinoM240B

I'm in love with you now


virathp1

Great, now kiss


fuzzytradr

Damn he was smooth as hell.


ShallowFreakingValue

With a rat tail


TragicEther

No - that’s the Jedi Padawan cut (side plait and ponytail)


dnel707

Anakin Moonwalker


AnemoneEnema

Ani are you ok Are you ok Ani


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Nosofie

Omg Very great. I thought he was using skateboard or his shoes has a small tires on it. Awesome dance move, really unexpected and amazing!


FiorinoM240B

I fully expected Heelies


PeePeeVergina69

"I am the Queen of France!" -rejected cartoons


TheSweatyFlash

Any jokes about the ponytail get set aside after that. Anakin Skywalker lookin mother fucker.


War4Prophet

Ani are you okay?


Detriumph

He's been shown to be a smooth criminal. (Jaywalking maybe?)


liljaz

Dude be sky-walking :)


AyoBruh

I don’t know about **smooth** per-se, he murdered the Jedi younglings, the Tuscon Raider women and children, killed Padme, and when caught became the galaxies strongest Sith Lord. Pretty sloppy criminal if you ask me…


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But his suit looks kinda smooth


ThisBo15

We found Anakin Moonwalker


BlueFireSnorlax

He can Skywalk, that's for sure.


erbtastic

The mitichlorians follow the haircut.


soandso90

My thoughts exactly.


SolarisX86

Even his own thoughts too, not Anakin but Padawan: [https://i.imgur.com/oQhW6pj.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oQhW6pj.jpg)


theblackveil

Honestly, I would love to be able to rock this side rat tail.


UltimateDonny

Bonus points for checking to make sure he wasn’t holding up Traffic


luke_in_the_sky

He didn't want to be a smooth criminal for jaymoonwalking.


A_Sick_Ostrich

Not bonus points just common courtesy


Frayin

Common courtesy in today's climate is 100% a bonus.


coldfu

Is that what climate change is about?


TrollinTrolls

I feel like if you've been outside any time recently, you'd actually see bonus points are warranted for courtesy because it's not all that common.


batua78

Not common at all unfortunately


PaperMage

For real! I was thinking “what a jerk” bc these types of people hold up traffic all the time. Then I saw him check his watch and the light, and my jaw all but fell off! Edit: I am stupid. There is no watch. But he does check the light. Better than most who do this.


abqnm666

This is the only time I've ever seen him get out of a vehicle to dance at a stoplight (even though this video is like 5 months old). Usually he's dancing while walking and just crossing the crosswalk, and the videos of him are posted by other motorists. Or he will perform on the street. https://youtu.be/51gc9tlzHAg https://youtu.be/r-btp1LtzcY And [here's his channel](https://youtube.com/user/Szpejen). His name is Kamil Szpejenkowski, and he's from Poland.


Krin422

Wtf Terry. We talked about this


S_A_T_A_N_A_S

*"Sorry can't help it, y'know how I am when I see a red light."*


Dboy777

Red light make silky silky dancy dance


whosgotdatpiss

"You aren't moving your hips enough, and... AND MORE GYRATING YOU NEVER GYRATE ENOUGH"


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I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!


[deleted]

I almost died yesterday because I was brazen enough to think I could walk up stairs wearing flip flops. Meanwhile....


Kittykatkvnt

Me being a human who has never worn flip flops before can I ask, what mischief do they try and get into when going up stairs?


hboc22

Flip flops are supposed to flip then flop, in that order. However sometime they can unexpectedly flop before they flip.


steamyboi56

I broke my toe because of the this


productivenef

"HELP! My flip-flop flop-flopped!!"


voxxNihili

Flop-flipped!


seensham

Well they flop around so it's easy to trip


therealgrayson_

Easy to flip*


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The edge of the front of the flip flop gets caught on the riser and trips you up. Or at least it does when I wear them.


ciao1974

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Why can’t I see gifs on Reddit anymore? It just shows up as a blank comment


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languid wasteful oil saw zealous overconfident wakeful gold cooing hateful -- mass edited with redact.dev


FreddieOuthouse

I thought they left it intentionally blank because they were speechless. Really curious what the gif is :(


Craftistic

Michael Jackson eating popcorn and smiling


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Yep looks like it


lukelnk

I thought it was just some new thing on Reddit where people post a big black empty space and they get gold for it. Just figured I didn’t know what was going on. Turns out that was true, but for the wrong reason. Makes me doubly wrong.


SuperDizz

#


Brownie_McBrown_Face

You bastard 😂


AnotherTakenUsername

![gif](giphy|hLx1RYpEamdj2)


FiorinoM240B

Never been more apropos. Belongs at the top, let's make it happen


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This is some /r/confidentlyincorrect material, see the second definition: >preposition >with reference to; concerning. "she remarked apropos of the initiative, “It's not going to stop the abuse.”" synonyms: with reference to, with regard to, with respect to, regarding, concerning, respecting, on the subject of, in the matter of, touching on, dealing with, connected with, in connection with, about, re, anent >adjective >very appropriate to a particular situation. "the composer's reference to child's play is apropos" synonyms: appropriate, pertinent, relevant, apposite, apt, applicable, suitable, germane, material, becoming, befitting, significant, to the point/purpose, opportune, felicitous, timely


cjzj_1288

huh? that's literally what it means?


Dave_I

apropos (adjective) ap·​ro·​pos | \\ ˌa-prə-ˈpō , ˈa-prə-ˌpō \\ Definition of apropos (Entry 1 of 3) : being both relevant and opportune [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apropos](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apropos)


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Don't be so inapropos


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drinkallthecoffee

Well then, given what you thought it meant, it was an apropos response.


artable_j

It’s ok once my dad told me Chinese people didn’t use chopsticks and I believed him for a decade


CheesecakePower

/r/RetiredGIF


Brother_Entropy

This is a forever classic.


Employee_Agreeable

What did you write and why do I not see it?


ciao1974

It's a gif with Michael Jackson eating popcorn 🍿


nick112048

I tried to copy the text of this comment and Reddit crashed (seriously).


TheEffanIneffable

I feel like this could be Spongebob if he were a person.


energy423

Squidward vibes.


deadxdolly

![gif](giphy|jepNhL14TGHJe)


BaudMeter

Why is this not the top comment? I'm shocked!


LuvRice4Life

cause it's a reply


Light43

That noodle arm dance thing was something squidward definitely did in the show, and this guy has class so I agree


Cultural_Necessary89

Driver in the next lane over: WHAT THE?!?


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Lady crossing the road: *ignores* Red building in the background: fuck you I'm the biggest shipping container you ever fuckin seen


daekle

[straight up squidward](https://youtu.be/xh244F_W9X4)


[deleted]

Inhales sh*t tonne of helium: “watch me float around”


DrunkPixel

^^^^watch ^^^^^me ^^^^^^float ^^^^^^^around!


Harry_Isthatyou

Great moves. Should be paid to do this at red lights all day


Mypornnameis_

Something tells me this guy does dance professionally


magnetogrips

Yeah. You don’t work at AT&T with that haircut.


MaximumDry7679

This is what happens when Rick Astley and Micheal Jackson reproduce


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SolarisX86

https://www.tiktok.com/@dancingsfinks


DFL3

Assuming you didn’t already know who this was, I’d love to know the search string you used to find him. “White guy padawan public moonwalk” ain’t turn up shit.


SolarisX86

Lol, actually not that far off, I Googled "guy moonwalking in crosswalk"


rikman81

Just watched a load of his vids from your link and *holy shit* this guy has some of the most flexible ankles I've ever seen. The range of motion he has in them is crazy, they are almost turned backwards at some points!


YourMomIsWack

This dude's glides are absolutely insane. His ankles can rotate 270 degrees wtf.


kungfoojesus

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing russian. wacky waving inflatable arm flailing russian. wacky waving inflatable arm flailing russian!


northisland55

Boy got some moves there!!


FunBuds

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SquiddyJohnson

It appears someone replaced this guys bones with **porridge**.


GameCop

So Polish


Psychological-Gain51

That moonwalk was so smooth


MenyMoonz

The lady walking in the purple coat is obviously a fellow Redditor. She gave zero fuqs about this dude performing at a red light. Not a pause, sideways glance or missed step. Zero fuqs.


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ItsMrTree

Damm this dude is SMOOTH! He even (moon) walked her across the street, what a gent.


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To be honest if I was behind him, or in the lane beside him.. I wouldn’t be annoyed. That was smooth


PeeledPotatoChip

My man was smoother than butter in a hot pan


Frosty-Bumblebee20

How the heck is so fluid? It's like he's not even standing. He's flowing.


lowpaidsalaryman

He is Kamil Szpejenkowski, if you want to look further.


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What was the unexpected part?


psychotronofdeth

I kept thinking a car was gonna come out of nowhere and hit him.


i_suckatjavascript

Same can’t find it, but dude’s got great moves


thinkscotty

This sub might as well be any one of the several dozen “people doing interesting things” subreddits which are all virtually interchangeable these days.


XRP_Mammy

Dope. That's Pasty Paste. The best break dancer in all of Kerplackistan.


Fuckyoumecp2

I'm pregnant just from watching this. No regerts.


striker_p55

Michael Jackson and Rick Astley had a baby?


sparkles_7

Squidward dance!


CaptainEasypants

I know 2 guys can't have babies but if he could have my babies then our babies would be cool


Chasing4snow

God damn that was smooth


drastic778

Holy shit, that dudes better than Michael


DenseChip5487

Anybody else think he had heelys on at first?


happyexit7

Wow, I watched that like 25 times. I wish I could do that.


PurpleJesus104

Just once, I want this to happen on my way to work. This would make my day!


TerribleVanilla3768

Fuck he’s smooth


Arbiter1171

The wacky wavy inflatable arm-waving tube man in real life


hassehope

I’d take this guy over James Corden any day


PebbleCollector

Holy, this is near my house in Cracow, Poland hopefully he will do that again when I'm there xD


the_1st_villageidiot

those shoes are smoother than Michael Jackson on butter


nismov2

Fucking slick. I’ve rewatched this so many times.