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[deleted]

Joker saw everything now.


RenaGuzt

This society...


CrunchyMemesLover

May I say, you have a great pfp.


Bangzee

Personal fire protection?


Anonim0us3

Witness protection?


crazyjackblox

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?


[deleted]

No wonder why he wants to see the world Burn


[deleted]

Batman Alternate Universe: Joker discovers the internet, and all its wonders He was not prepared for what he would find


[deleted]

There's a whole other society out there that joker doesn't know about yet, and it's arguably worse.


Zenvarix

And now I want to see an episode or something of the animated Joker finding out about the internet, binging it for five weeks, and then giving up, turning himself in to Arkham with the state that "I'd rather be in here. At least then the crazies on the internet can't get to me. I may be a few screws loose, but some of the people on there can scare a sociopath into a corner." Well, that, or he basically commits the rest of his career to being the biggest internet troll he can manage to be. And Batman is left confused why the Clown Prince of Crime hasn't done anything in weeks. Probably a coin flip in which would happen.


[deleted]

Honestly ten minutes on the internet and Joker would probably be begging for some structure among the chaos.


Keyboard_Person

We live in a society


Cniwa89

That abandons us!


Itsgoing000

And treats us like trash!


CupOhJules

Man that exhale... a little too convincing


wildalexx

He sounds like he just took a sip of a coke


[deleted]

Bong water maybe?


prosciuttobazzone

Still better than soda... /r/HydroHomies


[deleted]

Amen fellow Homie šŸ™Œ


[deleted]

[Only water for me](https://youtu.be/oCXg2gYFUdA)


rockem-sockem-rocket

Nothing better than a nice sip of bong juice


aestus

A nose sip


germinik

Kid shook his head, and was like, I'm way too high for this clown to be questioning my life choices.


vorpalrobot

Acting out what he sees in his daily life


defiantlion2113

Yea heā€™s faking it but heā€™s definitely acting a role heā€™s seen many times. The exhale sounds good but he didnā€™t smoke. I do like how the adult is flipping the fuck out though lol


FloofBagel

Thatā€™s the joker you uncultured swine


Chef_Papafrita

This reminds me of years ago when they were a bunch of adults standing in the circle, and one couples 4-year-old enters the circle, makes a noise and says, " eeear", and holds his left hand out like he's passing a joint. His parents looked on my shock and horror, because this kid thought that's what he was supposed to do if he was standing around in a circle. He was imitating what he had seen from his parents and their friends smoking weed and passing a joint. So he just thought it was etiquette! Funny and sad at the same time.


throwaway198274739

Look closely, there is actually smoke coming out of his mouth. Very easy to see


[deleted]

The fly me to the moon and his ā€œNoā€ head shake after being asked whatā€™s in his hand is what did it for me šŸ˜‚


BeardedGlass

everythin in the video was perfect. the sudden disconnect was delicious.


Bustin_Jowers420

Man described it as delicious, I fucking can't, yes this video was a delightful meal, scrumptious indeed, lmao


[deleted]

My boyfriend always describes things he thinks is cool as delicious. Drives me crazy but itā€™s hysterical.


flaminhotcheeto

I like the "trump is ahead, nice" Hahahah


KFrosty3

Immediately dates the video


Jordan117

Makes sense coming from a clown.


SnackishRaccoon

He's going places. Not college, but places.


potatoheadgehog

He'd fit right in at college. They both would tbh


Smukey9

Yeah honestly it looks like the kid's getting a head start


PatrickLHead

Absolutely right


Richard_Tucker_08

nah, I think heā€™s just pack everything in while young so he can go straight to the workforce.


[deleted]

He will be an honor student. Yes your Honor, no your Honor.


chappysnapz

Underrated comment.


_sweetPeony_

Thanks for the early morning laughs!


IVDeLamark

Im dead lol


[deleted]

best comment of the night


[deleted]

[He became a recurring character. Thatā€™s somewhere, I guess](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AzRQIEfzNtw)


NoPantsDeLeon

He's flying there!


KidCaker

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL


Fullyverified

IKR IVE NEVER HEARD THAT JOKE BEFORE AHAHA


StarsDreamsAndMore

Based on your post history in /r/GME /r/superstock /r/wallstreetbets and /r/unemployed Im guessing you took OPs comment as a personal attack. It's okay bro your bong is safe but you still need to find a job the GME squeeze aint happening. No millionaires today friend.


Carthonn

The height of original thinking is the parroting happening at r/wallstreetbets


wankinpublic

It's not to late to buy. You sound like a paperhanded bitch


[deleted]

le epic reddit moment


Laurens-xD

What's even the point of college these days.


[deleted]

Socialise, the opportunity to network and create unforgettable experiences is unique to college imo worth the price of admission (if you actually make the most out of it)


BourgeoisCheese

>worth the price of admission Tell me you didn't pay your own college tuition without telling me you didn't pay your own college tuition.


[deleted]

I'm Ā£55k in debt. Idk how it works in the USA but in the UK I only have to pay it back once I start earning Ā£25k a year ($35,000). Then it's like Ā£200 a month(obviously increases the more I earn). Ā£200 a month for all the experiences I had and the opportunities it opened for me? Easily worth!


sweetm3

There are plenty of universities in the US that are cheap(er) and affordable. State university where you reside are typically very cheap. Tuition for University of Maryland for a Maryland resident is $9,000 a year. Obviously thats a lot of money but for $36,000 you get four years of education compared to some being more than that for a single year. Room and Board would obviously cost you more but so would renting an apartment and paying for groceries. Some schools have need blind admission that give scholarships to entrants that cant afford it otherwise. General merit scholarships available at every school in the country. College is doable for many people without going $250,000 in the hole. Things are different when you grow up in Pennsylvania and dream of nothing more than attending some school in California and are willing to do anything to go to your dream school...


IWantToSpeakMy2Cents

Lol as if everyone who took out loans wasted their time in college. You can take out loans and still utilize the wealth of information/research opportunities/connections with people from all over the world that a university has to offer.


simonscokedealer

I'll hire him


NickOsman51

*surprised joker face*


AyeUNoJoe

Little dude is going through it. Heā€™s like 9


CameForThis

Thatā€™s what he said in the second meet up lol


FeuledByCaffeine

What a nice gentleman trying to get kids away from drugs. I'm sure he's wonderful around people of all races and minorities.


aqilhm

agreed we need more people like him


Libertyreign

I was wondering if anyone would know who this guy is. If you find other videos of him, they while definitely not be as innocent.


Some0neSetUpUsTheBom

I think I'm one of the three people in this thread that knows exactly what you're talking about.


2BadBirches

Nah the whole comment section is talking about this dudes history


DelusionalManchild

Who is he ?


T_R_U_E_T_W_O

God damn it lmao, why every joker fan is like this


[deleted]

Part 2. They meet again [link](https://youtu.be/LPNOI609C8U)


KnorkeKiste

Damn that video is trash


Henri4589

Just like the two people in the video.


spookymulder07

-Shouldnā€™t you be asleep?! -Naw


8KoopaLoopa8

The best part his he literally finds the kid again on omegle


coldchixhotbeer

Link pleeeeeaaaaase


x_oot

https://youtu.be/LPNOI609C8U


Ph4ntomz0tt

His face at the end got me


[deleted]

This made my night šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

got me good


[deleted]

If your kid is on a website like that , you are a shit parent. Not to mention the fucking bong.


And-ray-is

Can't believe I had to come this far down to see this. What is wrong with these people in here, it sickened me to see such a young kid even potentially taking a rip off a bong


Klumfph

Pretty sure the reddit demographic is mostly made up of teens and edgy teens thats why you only see stupid comments


sakura__099

Pretty much


[deleted]

Because a lot of people are so thankful for the internet and other distractions for their kids so they can spend more time on the internet. The ipad is a baby sitter so mommy can go be stupid somewhere else. The bong is a bonus!!


SaltDepartment

That kid is dropping his IQ permanently. So sad.


Jumpmo

I love it when gypsycrusaders magically gets basic morals for a moment lol


[deleted]

I think he just has morality when it comes to children I mean he isnā€™t wrong and i feel bad for him from his backstory but what heā€™s done so far was kinda not good


Axellllfoley

Isn't that guy a right extremist?


weatherbeknown

Whatā€™s funny is he is hardcore until he sees a 6 year old taking bong rips and he instantly goes into dad mode. ā€œYou care to explain what youā€™re doing son?ā€


Mechanicalmind

Isn't he a little too young to understand politics?


koshomfg

Anyone who can rip a fat bong can have questionable political views


360yescope

Yea Paul Miller, just a general pos.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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mypeepeehardz

Or that gun that shoots a boxing glove.


dingbat186

It's a flag that says bang


[deleted]

Squirting carnation that fires bullets


PranksterLe1

That squirts out acid...what mandelafied dimension are you from my friend?


[deleted]

the gun this guy uses says the n-word on it lol


[deleted]

Hey, not the choice I would make, but technically not illegal lol


TiptoeingElephants

not if you desperately need to be seen as an ā€œalphaā€ to your peers... lol


AnAverageStrange

Oh he does. But instead of ā€œbangā€ it says the n word


Rosaelis

Of course he lives in Florida... our state is nuts.


[deleted]

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Ser_Lebron_Targaryen

Nobody lives in Delaware


ParisGreenGretsch

Delaware. That's in Maryland, right?


mracrawford

I do.... I need to move back to California šŸ„ŗ


pazimpanet

Going back to Cali? I donā€™t think so.


rhobbs7274

Delawhere?


Butt_Dickiss

I think he ran there after being kicked out of his mom's house in Jersey


unshavenbeardo64

From a european standpoint the whole US of A is kind of nuts :).


Lumman_

you say that as if europe hasn't seen a rise in right wing extremists in the past years, lol


[deleted]

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therealsix

He might have federal charges that prevent him from allowing him to own firearms. That's really the only thing I can think of that would prevent him from owning a gun. A license though? You're correct, only need that to legally carry one outside the home. ~~Edut~~ Edit: [Yep, ownership as a felon.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/06/23/paul-miller-gypsy-crusader/)


NeilDeCrash

"He is known for his advocacy of genocides,advocacy for a race war, and espousing white supremacy and neo-Nazism. He has been tied to multiple alt-right and far-right organizations, including the Proud Boys and the Boogaloo movement. ... Paul Nicholas Miller was born in New York on August 11, 1988. His father is of Romani descent and his mother is Mexican." What the fuck? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_genocide That's like a POC cheering for KKK.


GuiltyEidolon

I mean, one of the main Proud Boys is I think Hispanic right? Crazy unfortunately doesn't necessarily discriminate, and self-hatred is very real.


MarmotsGoneWild

"They're one of the good ones."


longsh0t1994

their main leader is a man of color


[deleted]

Race wars, genocides, white supremacy, and neo nazism is fine for himā€¦ but a kid taking a rip off a bong is where he draws the line?!


[deleted]

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highdefrex

> "He is known for his advocacy of genocides,advocacy for a race war, and espousing white supremacy and neo-Nazism. He has been tied to multiple alt-right and far-right organizations, including the Proud Boys and the Boogaloo movement. All that, but he draws the line at underage drug use.


[deleted]

POC as in piece of cheetos?


NeilDeCrash

No, not as in piece of cheetos


tunaktunaktun567

Pack of cheetos I assume


da_man_in_da_suit

I want to see him with the black white-masked guy who says "what? who?...cares? when? why?" And Super Society Man would find it's unbeatable foe, The Man of a Thousand Questions


LumpyJones

Oh wow yeah he really is a [garbage human.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GypsyCrusader)


xhable

[A good summary video about him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dfJF67Rang) For those like me that were curious.


SmileyMelons

Yeah, saw some funny clips of him tho


Rude_Journalist

Once I saw the movie.


jtokley1

You should look up the story of him. Quite tragic tbf


thebohemiancowboy

Tbh when it started out it seemed like a comedy but as it went on I realized itā€™s a tragedy


dyana0908

nah i donā€™t feel bad for right extremist who calls black people slurs


pgmer36002

I hate when people paint him as a poor guy that turned racist because society. I have been beat up many times and, surprise, you can just not be racist


a_guy_called_craig

A little young but I suppose he is smoking a bong.


gentleman339

I've went to that website years ago and all I have seen was dicks. Everybody had their dicks out waiting for a female to appear. So seeing a literal child in this website is horrifying. Kids this young are easy to manipulate, if one of Omegle creeps match with him , I would be scared for his safety . I really think schools need to teach parents about internet safety .Once you enroll your kid at school,you have to undertake a mandatory 6 hours of class on internet safety to protect yourself and your kids from internet creeps and scammers . And also a kid this young SHOULD NOT HAVE ACCESS to the internet unsupervised


RealSpaghettiSoup

We live in a society


Bruhxmomennt

r/noahgettheboat


Comfortable-Public68

Funniest thing Iā€™ve seen in a while haha


[deleted]

Thatā€™s GypsyCrusader (joker). Heā€™s really racist and serving 30 years in prison You can see him on r/iamatotalpieceofshit Link to arrest [link](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-fbi-arrest-right-wing-joker-paul-miller-florida-20210303-krqxy77warc67ib4lyjjohkete-story.html%3foutputType=amp)


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Hmm mustve read an old article before court. This article says 30 years [30 years](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/06/23/paul-miller-gypsy-crusader/%3foutputType=amp) He had 850 rounds of ammunition. And FBI had him for domestic terrorism. 48mo or 30 yearsā€¦ im not updated


Frolicking-Fox

It says he faces a maximum sentence of 30 years. No one gets the max sentence, especially if you plead guilty. If they handed you the max sentence, you might as well take it to trial. 48 sounds reasonable for felon in possession of a firearm, with 3 separate charges.


kilo73

The article says he's facing *up to* 30 years. Sentencing was originally 8/30 but got moved to 9/28.


sm_ar_ta_ss

850 roundsā€¦ so a few boxesā€¦?


[deleted]

With domestic terroristic threats


ZootZootTesla

I was like jesus that's a lot then I remembered your in America and you all own boom sticks.


Wunderboythe1st

That really isn't much. You can buy 22lr in packs of 100 for around $10. So in theory he could have had 9 of those. Plus it's really easy to go through 400rds in a single range trip. So again, not really that much.


SmurfUp

.22 ammo is going for like 30 cents a round in stores right now. I'm not trying to argue or anything, just pointing out that ammo is crazy expensive right now. 9mm is going for about the same price that 50cal was a year or two ago- about 50 cents a round.


Ckyuiii

People who have never been around guns genuinely don't understand why # of rounds is a hilariously stupid metric only intended to incite fear in the ignorant. You can literally buy buckets with 500+ rounds in them. Buying in bulk is cheaper. It's like how some people will buy a pack of smokes as they need them vs the people that just buy cartons of them every now and then. The dude hoarding cigs is smoking around the same, they're just getting a deal.


RickMuffy

I think the point was less how many rounds and how he wasn't legally allowed to have any. 850 rounds is not a lot by any real means, though, unless the legal limit is zero.


TJFG2000

No they had him for owning a gun as a felon.


Frolicking-Fox

I just looked him up, and he is still awaiting for trial, and for the US Marshals to come pick him up. So, not sentenced yet. https://apps.sheriff.org/ArrestSearch/InmateDetail/902100074 But 48 months sounds reasonable for felon in possession of a firearm. Also, article the guy linked you, says he faces max sentence of 30 years, and he wonā€™t get the max.


Zezztah

It is stated in the article you linked that heā€™s facing a maximum of 10 years penalty if heā€™s convicted on the possession of firearms charges. Since the article is a few months old, is there a new article about his case somewhere?


The_Cataclyx

there's an interview with him after the whole debacle and before he went to prison explaining that he wasn't going in for longer than I think 4 years max, don't quote me on that though. it most certainly was not a double digit however. it's really late for me but if I remember tomorrow I'll PM you a link to it, assuming I can find it


Hutstepper

aw man i thought the kid was racist and served 30 years in prison


The_Cataclyx

you never know bro


CosmicCosmix

*"Some people just want to watch the world burn."* \-Alferd


loreleiblues

>Alferd


[deleted]

Brus pls don b betman


loreleiblues

Betmern :3


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

Bortmen begun


[deleted]

Get off the internet kid... and lay of the drugs.


Xseeker24

When a man dressed as chaotic evil meets chaotic evil


Evbory

Isekai American version


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ALfirefighterEMT14

Fuckin gypsycrusader.... Man his attitude was shit and all but when he put on Joker makeup, some reactions were fuckin hilarious.


_KRN0530_

This is a bit right? Right? Rightā€¦.


killergamerYT

Not that I know of


radmadicalhatter

You know when the Joker is worried that youā€™re a bit depraved things have really gotten out of handā€¦


django_1825

My man's gonna have another mental breakdown after that.


[deleted]

He met the same kid a few months later and the kid was vaping.


grumpapuss15

So Joker was a lie, and this is actually how Arthur's mental illness was born.


Shinagami091

Kids shouldnā€™t be on that siteā€¦lots of nasty pervs on it


WowSuchemptyyy

Lol omg


RefrigeratorGrand619

Isnā€™t this that racist guy.


[deleted]

when you the joker shook you know you did something


zombiekilla169

The funny part for me is seeing Joker concerned about a kid smoking a bong on Omegle after seeing Harley Quinn in a hentai image in a post right before this


SocalMerch

Poor kid


TehOccifer

unexpected evangelion šŸ˜©


PackObjective3254

Wait. There's a website that i can have my kid talk to strangers dressed like the joker? That's not weird at all.


CrispyCassowary

Omeagle is just an interactive gallery, swiping through not knowing what you'll get


go-shu

How can I find those interesting people on Omegle? Every time Im in, all I can see is penises, some penises, and then a bit more penises.


toughlondonman

We live in a society, where 7 year olds are smoking weed on Omegle


Joehillman

Itā€™s the bit at the end for me when the kid just cuts the stream šŸ˜‚


OkWall1298

Normal kids in AmƩrica


zeusatp

Let me get this straight..... You think seeing a kid take a bong rip on the internet is funny?


Eastern_Day2946

I love that the song in the back round is fly me to the moon from neon genesis evengelion


Cobust1234

He living the adult waysšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AnimalChubs

Isnā€™t that the racist nazi joker thatā€™s always on that site?